quickdodgeŽ
10-30-2005, 11:41 AM
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she
can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of
tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct
aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says,
confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of
cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some
rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so
does she.
Later, QD.
the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she
can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of
tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct
aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says,
confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of
cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some
rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so
does she.
Later, QD.