Time for 2010's Freestylin thread....

[Double_0_Rusty]

Haven't seen one posted this year yet, so let's go for it. I know either QD or Echo will murder this.

I'll start with just some LULZ material for y'all.

Poop stains of satin sheets,
while wallabes climb trees,
I flow like the breeze,
nicca, I loves me some cheese,
folk please, you a big steamy pile.
Im wild, you mild

I spit Cope, you smoke dope
bitch you crunchy, like Jiffy
Im pretty fuckin nifty.
Yo bitch tryna shop lift at thrifty
Im all shifty, like a BatlGround 240
You can afford me,
When I spit, youre floored by me.
I drive a truck, ladies wanna fuck
You faggot, like gettin stuck

Like lil wayne, youre a pain......
to my ears, glad hes doin years
LA aint gangsta, kinda gay like a wanksta.
Tats Tats Tats, all the bitches you fuck is Fats
Fats Fats.


Ok, Im done......

Flame suit engaged.

Carry on.




/my freestylin

[Elbow]

White boy wanna rap
I don't give a crap
Bitch ass white boy take a fucking nap
I'm about rap about your crap
The poop stains on your sheets
Bitch you fuck with me
I finger my ass more then you finger your girl
I live in a dark gay ass cold world
I take a nine inch dick straight to my intestine area.
I like being gaped and shit falling out in the commons area.
I'm not gay I'm just a true rapper.
Every rapper today is gayer then a man laying on hay all day trying to get a tan on his gay ass naked body.
I know a rapper that naturally gets wet in the butt
So his big bad producer can slide that cock in his butt.
This rap is better then that stupid fucking song about Mr. Flinstone and making beds rock.
Whoever sings in that shit I mean "raps" in that shit is a pussy ass bitch and needs to take a visit to a glock.
Take a lick on my pop and see how long it takes to get to the cream spot.
Fuck you bitches I'm out.


...just warming up guys, I'm going to stun you all with my ability.

[JDMJAYDC2]

White boy wanna rap
I don't give a crap
Bitch ass white boy take a fucking nap
I'm about rap about your crap
The poop stains on your sheets
Bitch you fuck with me
I finger my ass more then you finger your girl
I live in a dark gay ass cold world
I take a nine inch dick straight to my intestine area.
I like being gaped and shit falling out in the commons area.
I'm not gay I'm just a true rapper.
Every rapper today is gayer then a man laying on hay all day trying to get a tan on his gay ass naked body.
I know a rapper that naturally gets wet in the butt
So his big bad producer can slide that cock in his butt.
This rap is better then that stupid fucking song about Mr. Flinstone and making beds rock.
Whoever sings in that shit I mean "raps" in that shit is a pussy ass bitch and needs to take a visit to a glock.
Take a lick on my pop and see how long it takes to get to the cream spot.
Fuck you bitches I'm out.


...just warming up guys, I'm going to stun you all with my ability.


lol wut.... sounds like bizare from d12 funny as shit tho

[Double_0_Rusty]

Simon, what the fuck lol

[Double_0_Rusty]

Yo, Tibbett
you rhyme like xzibit
talkin all gay and shit
you want to fuck with me, bitch forget it.
You have no ability, you aint affiliated with me.
when you rap, makes me want to pee.
You sing with glee, fuckin hippy
Im all trippy, drinkin my juice from a sippy cup
you like to hiccup when the cum hits the back throat
I like to float, like a aldian, but i aint arabian
Im a barbarian, Conan, fo sho man.
Dont be mad, you like gettin gang banged in the chain gang
bitch this is the maelee, told you don't fuck with me.
Like MLK, I have a dream, givin' ho's teh cream
burnin yo face like hot steam, wierd it may seem
You have no repto redeem, bitch dont fuck with me....
lol ramble ramble your life is in shambles,
I want to race in the SCCA and be gay like you,
actually, the thought makes me want to puuuuuuuuke.
Kid you're a fluke, stick a flute up your ass
you fuckin spaz.


ok im done.....

[PSINXS]

kill yourself.

[Double_0_Rusty]

naw slick im good.

[roscoe]

Simon's on fire

[toonz]

LOL this is funny but im bored so what the hell LOL

Gun toatn/
blunts rollin/
got ya bitch on my dick limp cuz I skeeted 3 times but she loves blowin/
u clowns jokin/
Da D bois mad cause I got 50k in my acct wit pajamas in a honda in my tires I roll dope in/
swag of a fag no homo I jus hate mopen/
always happy cuz I stay smokin/
like bad builds/
.........
yo keep it real dawg/
deliverin what ya make in a year to bankhead I caught you swithchin in ya heels dawg/
ToonZ
ya flesh I will peel off/
leave you ina ditch,visit you day2day to watch you rott cant fuck wit me cuz you light in sweet like smeernoff/

[Tracy]

Haven't seen one posted this year yet, so let's go for it. I know either QD or Echo will murder this.

I'll start with just some LULZ material for y'all.

Poop stains of satin sheets,
while wallabes climb trees,
I flow like the breeze,
nicca, I loves me some cheese,
folk please, you a big steamy pile.
Im wild, you mild

I spit Cope, you smoke dope
bitch you crunchy, like Jiffy
Im pretty fuckin nifty.
Yo bitch tryna shop lift at thrifty
Im all shifty, like a BatlGround 240
You can afford me,
When I spit, youre floored by me.
I drive a truck, ladies wanna fuck
You faggot, like gettin stuck

Like lil wayne, youre a pain......
to my ears, glad hes doin years
LA aint gangsta, kinda gay like a wanksta.
Tats Tats Tats, all the bitches you fuck is Fats
Fats Fats.


Ok, Im done......

Flame suit engaged.

Carry on.




/my freestylin
Reps for BG shout out....in da house!!!!

[EG_Ryder]

Unh, Check it

I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many bitches have I slapped? Zero.
Unh! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with-him
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, My middle name's Lance, My Grandma's from France
So maybe I'm wack, 'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack, 'Cause whitey just struck back!!!

ohhhhh, just killed all of yall!

[Elbow]

This thread is whack as shit.
Bitch ass Rusty suck my dick.
I love you so that's all good.
I took this girl home the other night.
Gave her some ice and told her goodnight.
An hour later I went in the room and made her mine.
She was a dime I tell ya that bitch was fine.
She sucked my cock and didn't even remember
I knocked off her socks while we were in the shower
She was high as fuck and totally oblivious
I came in her pussy well damn that's just too obvious
Now she's calling me saying she's gonna have a baby
Baby we never even fucked what is you crazy?
I hang up and she tries to call back
I throw the phone over my back
I get a new number and go out the next week
Me and this new bitch head downtown to get some good weed
As I roll up to the usual corner I see the old bitch
Pot belly as hell trying to find some good sex.
I stop the car and say what the fuck bitch?
You've been pregnant you're just trying to get some cash do you still have that nasty itch?
This bitches pussy makes so much yeast from an infection
I could start a business making some damn good beer and cash connections
Me and the new bitch leave fat girls corner.
I tell her I was just fucking with her and never once touched her.
New girl says nu-uh homie let me out.
I say what the fuck girl we haven't even been out.
She says she don't deal with white boys like me.
Getting itchy yeasty girls pregnant and thinking nothing of it.
I say bitch take a sip of this.
Next thing I know the bitch is in the shower drinking all my piss.

[browningboy7]

Are yall serious? This thread is queer as fuck.
Freestyle kings? I've got a better chance of fucking donald duck.
Rusty be all up on simons cock like a bank robber makes love to his glock.
As far as this Dr.Phil loving mother fucker goes, Your supposed to count sheep at night not dress them up and bury your dick in them out of sight.
Now real quick lemme mention, As far as Simon goes...This aint no fucking audition.
He's used to it, He's been fucking dudes in the ass with a tire iron ever since his first male kiss in the 7th grade with his science teacher Byron.
Now I really don't know what to do about Ryder, He's a racist mother fucker who masterbates to the thought getting gang banged by the KKK. Speaking of the KKK just remember Rusty, MLK didn't get to finish his work...His had a cause, Your just makes people wanna choke.
Give it up and get used to being broke!

[Turbo Terrance]

I RIP AND I RHYME
I RHYME AND I RIP
THIS IS THE WAY THAT DYLAN SPITS!!!!!!

LOLOL SPIT HOT FIYAH!!!!

[Turbo Terrance]

Unh, Check it

I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many bitches have I slapped? Zero.
Unh! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with-him
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, My middle name's Lance, My Grandma's from France
So maybe I'm wack, 'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack, 'Cause whitey just struck back!!!

ohhhhh, just killed all of yall!
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[Elbow]

Are yall serious? This thread is queer as fuck.
Freestyle kings? I've got a better chance of fucking donald duck.
Rusty be all up on simons cock like a bank robber makes love to his glock.
As far as this Dr.Phil loving mother fucker goes, Your supposed to count sheep at night not dress them up and bury your dick in them out of sight.
Now real quick lemme mention, As far as Simon goes...This aint no fucking audition.
He's used to it, He's been fucking dudes in the ass with a tire iron ever since his first male kiss in the 7th grade with his science teacher Byron.
Now I really don't know what to do about Ryder, He's a racist mother fucker who masterbates to the thought getting gang banged by the KKK. Speaking of the KKK just remember Rusty, MLK didn't get to finish his work...His had a cause, Your just makes people wanna choke.
Give it up and get used to being broke!

Browningboy are you serious? Your screen name should be ashy cookie.
You look like a piece of used coal posting in a mans real world.
It's true I take it in the ass, I'm a faggot ass lying bitch there aint no hiding that.
You came in this gay ass thread acting like you could make a difference.
Your little rap is gayer then last night when I fucked three different bitches.
By bitches I mean gay guys that dressed like girls.
It's not gay if they look like a girl.
Stop acting like a hard ass on the internet.
Tell everyone in this thread what me and you really did last night.

[browningboy7]

Browningboy are you serious? Your screen name should be ashy cookie.
You look like a piece of used coal posting in a mans real world.
It's true I take it in the ass, I'm a faggot ass lying bitch there aint no hiding that.
You came in this gay ass thread acting like you could make a difference.
Your little rap is gayer then last night when I fucked three different bitches.
By bitches I mean gay guys that dressed like girls.
It's not gay if they look like a girl.
Stop acting like a hard ass on the internet.
Tell everyone in this thread what me and you really did last night.

For fucks sake, Fine I admit
Simon filmed me making out with his moms clit.
Where was his dad you ask? Of course he was licking his sons ass.
Get that 8 mile shit out of here, We know what you are, We don't need you tell us.
Don't mind me I'm just slightly jealous.
I wish I was you, I really do.
That way I could end your life and everyone would worship me the way you already do.

[Elbow]

For fucks sake, Fine I admit
Simon filmed me making out with his moms clit.
Where was his dad you ask? Of course he was licking his sons ass.
Get that 8 mile shit out of here, We know what you are, We don't need you tell us.
Don't mind me I'm just slightly jealous.
I wish I was you, I really do.
That way I could end your life and everyone would worship me the way you already do.

You have this all wrong bitch.
When you were licking my moms DICK
I was sucking my own dad's dick.
You're right though he was licking my ass too.
Sixty nine is a position my family is just so damn use to.
You're jealous because of my fan base.
Maybe one day if you keep up your mad tight e-thugging people will worship you too.
Go on and keep sucking my moms dick.
You stupid girly looking piece of shit.

[browningboy7]

*pukes, drops keyboard and walks off stage*

lolol, That was fun.

[DVSRX-7]

I'm white oh boy
I'm white oh yea


























































NO For Real I'm white!

[quickdodge®]

Good thing I've already made my mark here. I don't even have to participate and I've won this. I'll just bring a blast from the past. Later, QD.

[NewGen33]

Here we go all these rhymes is lame
They all sound the same
None of you have any game
Sit in front of the mirror
Wishing i knew your name
You'll never reach my fame
Its hard to claim my reach to fame

I roll hard ill beat down blocks
Don't need a glock i got homies on lock
Don't fight fire i just gobble it up
Then use it to burn your lame ass up

This is easy like IA girls
Shoot them a few reps then they think they own the rep world
I get love where ever i go
People get excited like in GA when they think it will snow

I make or break your whole meaning in life
Eye me more than once you wont get up from sleeping that night
Spitting stupid like im first in the class
Make you so sick of me have you filling barf bags

Here to stay just remember my name
Newgen
Copy and paste so you can say you were here when I came

[TheProfiteer]

This thread is about to get hijacked,
and yo mom is about to get ass smacked.
Cuz this rhyme is the very definition of attrition
while the depiction of yo mom's vaginal emission
is set to explode and ready for deletion.
Your breath smells like a crackwhore's vaginal secretion.

I am amazed yet dazed, your face deserves to get hazed
cuz I blaze on only the finest of haze, so high its like im lost in a maze.
So dont be surprised when your learn of your demise
I can see past your lies, with the truth oozing out of yo eyes.
Thats when I sever my ties, deaf to your bitch ass cries,
you know its the truth when i say you like to fuck pies.

Cuz, Ive seen yo girl, she made me wanna hurl
you said her name was Jenny? Nah nicca she look more like an Earl.
Made my eyes wanna curl, straight into the back of my head
next time I see that bitch she better be dead, if not im gonna have to take action.
Cuz when I saw your hoe, man my only reaction, was that of disgust and just pure satisfaction
cuz i revel in the fact that your girl is the size of walrus, when she wears a yellow shirt, bitch looks like a school bus.

nicca!

[DVSRX-7]

Good thing I've already made my mark here. I don't even have to participate and I've won this. I'll just bring a blast from the past. Later, QD.

Lies, you were in the Beastie Boys so that's cheating! Your ruled out. :taun:

[Double_0_Rusty]

Riddle riddle, I got stuck in the middle
fo shizzle, I see Simon standin on the corner,
Im the fuckin coroner, bitch im flooring you,
Got damn right this thread is dead, fuckin
right I just night gowned it.
Oh shit, ima be late for work, so bitches whistle while you twirk.
Browningboy, isn't your name Joy, bitch you aint no boy, a kid
It's ok you can come out the closet and tell us you are fuckin Sid.
I don't smoke mids, but bitch I put in my bids.
Eminem, raps about being Hannibal Lecter, but bitch you rappin about suckin pecker.
Heckler, it may seem, you like gettin reamed, you got beamed by Scotty
Oh shit, white boys can't fuckin spit it, but fuck it, actin like im brand new at this shit.
Im used to this shit, Frat boys are my little toys, don't tell my girl, she might hurl, cause my bro's name is Earl.

LOL what the fuck, I can't think of anything else.

[Double_0_Rusty]

keep it up guys, gota bounce to work.

[Echonova]

LOL, how did I miss this thread. Unfortunately, I have a attend a HAZWOPER class today.


I'll handle ya'll when I get back.

[NewGen33]

LOL, how did I miss this thread. Unfortunately, I have a attend a HAZWOPER class today.


I'll handle ya'll when I get back.

You don't want none...

[quickdodge®]

You don't want none...

Neither do you, lolol. Later, QD.

[NewGen33]

Neither do you, lolol. Later, QD.

Bring it QuickDodge, I got rhymes for days lol.

[quickdodge®]

Bring it QuickDodge, I got rhymes for days lol.

Lolol. I reigned supreme here for a couple of years with key styling. I don't know if you have it, man, lolol. I don't know if I have it still. Later, QD.

[NewGen33]

Lolol. I reigned supreme here for a couple of years with key styling. I don't know if you have it, man, lolol. I don't know if I have it still. Later, QD.

Haha, just wanted to see you dust the mike off. I can see you free styling still while changing gears in the Volvo.

[quickdodge®]

LOLOL!!! Not anymore.

I drive an International now, though. Later, QD.

[AirMax95]

IA’s freestyle thread? You cats brain dead, wack rhymes just as bad as shit from K. Fed
I’ll participate, only to articulate, the shit I spit goes harder than a date rape…
Drug that is...I don’t need help with this…getting your main chicks on my dick.

Yeah she’s a slut, who I hear likes it in the butt,
but what the fuck, who does that shit….
You can keep that bitch, she’s got herpes on her lip…..:lmfao:

[NewGen33]

LOLOL!!! Not anymore.

I drive an International now, though. Later, QD.

Well hope that's an upgrade those Volvo's are pretty nice.

[JDMbabe]

this shit is great SIMON is poppin off lol

[Echonova]

NewGen33 your rhymes are lame
Not quite sure why you think you got game
While you think you’re hot shit and spitin on this joint
I’m not even warmed up, nowhere near my flash-point
Now you wanna run around and claim rhymes for days
Reality is, only set that will claim you is them fairy-ass gays
Now I’m sorry I’m not able to give you my best
‘cause I’m in a classroom taking a god damn test
But rest assured when I get outta this place
Ima shit on this thread like I did you momma’s face

[NewGen33]

NewGen33 your rhymes are lame
Not quite sure why you think you got game
While you think you’re hot shit and spitin on this joint
I’m not even warmed up, nowhere near my flash-point
Now you wanna run around and claim rhymes for days
Reality is, only set that will claim you is them fairy-ass gays
Now I’m sorry I’m not able to give you my best
‘cause I’m in a classroom taking a god damn test
But rest assured when I get outta this place
Ima shit on this thread like I did you momma’s face

http://carpentier.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/applause-2.jpg
Why did you have to bring my mom into it lol.

[ilbcnu123]

NewGen33 your rhymes are lame
Not quite sure why you think you got game
While you think you’re hot shit and spitin on this joint
I’m not even warmed up, nowhere near my flash-point
Now you wanna run around and claim rhymes for days
Reality is, only set that will claim you is them fairy-ass gays
Now I’m sorry I’m not able to give you my best
‘cause I’m in a classroom taking a god damn test
But rest assured when I get outta this place
Ima shit on this thread like I did you momma’s face

This thread makes me laugh
i dont even need to give half
the effort to bring you down
you rap like a clown
from the suburbs of atlanta
dont even act like a thug you still believe in santa
born and raised in decatur
the shit i spit will make a crater
in your brain your rhymes are tame
im gonna run a train and get some brain
from your bitch she got the fame
she dont even know my name
and imma keep it that way so you dont go insane

so let me make one thing clear
i dont need to waste my time as you cower in fear
this is importatlanta not some rap show, queer
i dont even rap im arab as fuck
but i did teach your mom how to suck
shes a good fuck and she even followed through
one thing though, your mom should have swallowed you

[BKgen®]

I was walking down the hall,
scratching my balls,
this thread is fucking dumb.

[TheProfiteer]

lickity splick, IAers suckin on dick
niccas-beaners-n-hicks
we got like 6 IA chicks
who claim to ride sticks
their pubic hair is infested with ticks
desperately trying to get licks

Stinky pinky, stuck in an imported cunt
these bitches think posting nudes is some kinda stunt
but in relation to the cultural suffocation
these bitches contribute to the perpetual degradation
in which the correlation is a mere stipulation
to the idea that these hoes are even worth a mention.
Might as well clump them in the retard section.

IA bitches arent born, they are excreted.
Bitches like Echo, and Gaydodge deserve to get deleted
Originating from a the foulest of sources
the hoes need to enroll in rudimentary courses
one claims to have prowess the other is straight old
just like a bitch should these hoes do as they told
Tryin to get their pickles wet, they get left out in the da cold
Yet would I be so bold as to claim reiteration?
When I know that these hoes originate from a homosexual nation.

[Double_0_Rusty]

LMAO im glad i made this thread.

[ilbcnu123]

lawl

[Turbo Terrance]

this shit is great SIMON is poppin off lol
lol this shit is poppin son...

[Echonova]

I’m outta class
Whiskey in my glass
I’m ‘bout to hand sucka’s their ass

[Echonova]

WHO RUNS THIS MOTHER FUCKER?

[Echonova]

ECHONOVA

[Echonova]

I SAID WHO RUNS THIS MOTHER FUCKER?????

[Echonova]

ECHONOVATroo dat.

[Double_0_Rusty]

I'm sick of these muhfuckas with that ho shit
Make yo self known and stop typin from behind that scree.
I remember back to when I made this thread
Some niccas posted up sayin' I aint sick in the head
Yeah I gave it a try but when Im done they might die
These niccas started somethin' they couldnt finish
Now I got to finish this shit, you bitches owe me money
Now these bitches want to look at me funny
But yo I ain't even gonna let'em step
If they start to rep I'm gonna rep right back
I got to set this shit straight now, Ima letcha know you missed me...
But I ain't got shit to say since ya tried to piss me off, bitches
It's best to get yo faggot ass out of my fuckin' way
Some people dont like me, but they don't understand
That here I stand, King of Kings, like a Lion ready to pounce
I'm makin' money so go ahead and bounce
Dub Oh makin this thread, fucker it's yo self you got to check
I represent that fuckin' A-town, not Adlana, that fuckin Lil A
Through the circumstances and the difficulties in the redneck life
Frat boys be comin' with ho shit makin' it harder
I'm takin' a stand in my fuckin thread, I got this shit on lock, it's gone dark.
Because ya got a plan with no heart, smelly bitches stinkin like a fart.
I'm only down with them suckas who was down with me from the start
Get it through your head, I have to take meds, got the fuckin feds takin pictures
I break fuckin fixtures, bitch you don't back up, Ima knock the dentures down your fuckin throat, you just a hoax, like a punch to the gut you gonna bloat, hang on, time to go smoke.................................

~drops mic

[lanning]

MIKE JONES
WHO?

[Echonova]

This thread makes me laugh
i dont even need to give half
the effort to bring you down
you rap like a clown
from the suburbs of atlanta
dont even act like a thug you still believe in santa
born and raised in decatur
the shit i spit will make a crater
in your brain your rhymes are tame
im gonna run a train and get some brain
from your bitch she got the fame
she dont even know my name
and imma keep it that way so you dont go insane

so let me make one thing clear
i dont need to waste my time as you cower in fear
this is importatlanta not some rap show, queer
i dont even rap im arab as fuck
but i did teach your mom how to suck
shes a good fuck and she even followed through
one thing though, your mom should have swallowed you That’s the best rhyme you got, You proud of that shit?
Roll your face on the keyboard and you’d type a bigger hit.
Google rap generator is saved as a favorite
Because without it your skills are lamer than fuck
Step on up to get smacked bitch, your rhymes suck
My crew hits your girl’s pussy like it was a hockey puck.
Keep on spitin that shit if you wanna get clowned
Your rhymes are about as simple as that song “pants on the ground”

[Echonova]

http://carpentier.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/applause-2.jpg
Why did you have to bring my mom into it lol.Rule #47 of a battle.

Don't hate me, hate the system.

[Echonova]

Why did you have to bring my mom into it lol. Echonova isin da house, some call me Durty Gramps
I gotz da flow, all you got iz menstrual cramps
You want me to leave your mom alone, well that’s cool I guess
I can understand the thought of my dick up in her can cause you some stress
But what are you going to do,
When you kiss your girl, and she’s got my dick on her breath too?
What can I do? What can I say?
Troo playa pimp and the ladies love me that way.

[Echonova]

Lulz.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Echo with the lulz.....

awaits him to disect my last flow.

[TheProfiteer]

Nova thinks hes poppin, show stoppin
for him all the IA ladies, straight pantie droppin.
If by ladies you mean, Rusty, NewGen, and Dr Green.
Nova tossin that salad like its IAs new ballad.
The fact of the matter is Nova has been deemed invalid.
Next in line is to present their rhyme
must understand that their words are as sour as lime
worth no more than a dime, and it may very well be a crime
once committed, is submitted, leaving only the acquitted
One word to sum up Echo should very well be dimwitted.

[Tracy]

ECHONOVAword to yer motha.

[Echonova]

Nova thinks hes poppin, show stoppin
for him all the IA ladies, straight pantie droppin.
If by ladies you mean, Rusty, NewGen, and Dr Green.
Nova tossin that salad like its IAs new ballad.
The fact of the matter is Nova has been deemed invalid.
Next in line is to present their rhyme
must understand that their words are as sour as lime
worth no more than a dime, and it may very well be a crime
once committed, is submitted, leaving only the acquitted
One word to sum up Echo should very well be dimwitted.
Oops, sorry I took so long, sorry I was gone
Your chick kept me busy wit dat good 'ole Georgia dome
Funny ain't it how her panties always drop, when I grab the microphone
So here we go
Ima spit my flow
For your old ass hoe...
You best react fast, this is a 100 yard dash
Don't be late, or you'll be comin in last
The biggest purse goes to those who finish first
And me against you is like a Porsche against a Hearse
You may as well not exist, don't even pull to the line,
Cause you already lost, the money's already mine,
It's best to let it go, do whatever you know,
Cause you ain't nothin but a rookie, dealin with a seasoned pro

[Echonova]

Seacrest, out.

[TheProfiteer]

Oops, sorry I took so long, sorry I was gone
Your chick kept me busy wit dat good 'ole Georgia dome
Funny ain't it how her panties always drop, when I grab the microphone
So here we go
Ima spit my flow
For your old ass hoe...
You best react fast, this is a 100 yard dash
Don't be late, or you'll be comin in last
The biggest purse goes to those who finish first
And me against you is like a Porsche against a Hearse
You may as well not exist, don't even pull to the line,
Cause you already lost, the money's already mine,
It's best to let it go, do whatever you know,
Cause you ain't nothin but a rookie, dealin with a seasoned pro


A seasoned pro? Please! You're as stale as rotten cheese.
Like a hooker on her knees ready to receive.
My reprieve is due, something you should of knew
but you havent a clue, cuz that shit that you spew
is as worthless as dry glue.
Whats this shit Nova tryin to pull? Whos he tryin to impress?
the fact remains that his colon is full, and when under duress
from receiving that stress, Nova gets it rushed in, n has no problem gettin his shit pushed in.
Cuz those rhymes that you droppin, need good moppin
so just clean up that mess, and when put to the test,
I will rush to address, your inadequacy at best
is described as retarded, you're of no use, time to get discarded.

[EG_Ryder]

lmao echo is killin everybody!

[TheProfiteer]

lmao echo is killin everybody!

shut up nutswinger, no one asked for your e-pinion

[ilovemyhonda.]

Tiffany is here its about to be a wrap
Leavin you all speechless like ooohhhh snnaaapp!
I have nothin but swagger
Havin you slittin your own wrists with a dagger.
Imma white girl with alotta class and a big round ass
I see you lookin ma dude but I don't talk to trash
This thread is full of nothin but lames
By time I'm done your all gonna be put to shame.
I'm the girl rockin nikes all day wearin my jlo jacket with fur on the hood
No I'm not black but I gotta lot of style, you mustve miss understood.
So now that I've been here and rocked your mind
I'm sayin goodnight cus its already past nine
I just stole the spotlight, I'm here to shine!

[EG_Ryder]

shut up nutswinger, no one asked for your e-pinion

dont get mad cause you got killed lol...so i guess your cool now for using acronyms huh?

[NewGen33]

The best come after the best lol...yes you Echonova.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Tiffany, that was wack,
I almost had a heart attack
We all know you love sucking a fat sack
This aint MickeyD's, aint no big macs.
Ya gotsa round ass, but my girth is more mass
than the world, bitch give me some oral.
I soar above ya, fuckin whores in the ass
NO Condom, you know, givin them bitches the aids
like a french maid, you just got textually laid, some may say played

[ilovemyhonda.]

Double 0 rusty stands for 2 rusty nuts
Your a faggot homie you take dick in the butt
You almost had a heart attck cus I graced you with my beauty
All the girls in your past are lame, they look like booty
Lil mama runs hard in the game ill stomp on yo name
You aint got nuthin on me you needa open your eyes and see
Imma have you committing suicide
You gonna be hanging with a rope around your neck tied to the tree
You will never be able to get like me I'm one of a kind
Something you will never find
You gonna be in jail doin hard time
Cus your gonna fall in love and start stalkin
Your shits garbage all your doin is talkin
Take your prude ass in the back
You gonna need your hand to jack
Cus you aint gonna get a girl in your life
The next dude you meet is gonna be callin you wife
Keep steppin I love this game
By the end of round 3 you gonna be sayin my name!

[LizBiz]

LOL @ this thread got Echo in the backseat givin me head.
Top notch chick not a 5 star bitch, my money long like richie rich.
Aint not shame in my MF game got the baddest dudes on this site screamin my name.
You aint a classy hoe, you a trashy hoe bannging dudes inside ur honda 2 doe
Can't compare to me real woman bout my biz, own house, on car, aint got no kidz!

[ilovemyhonda.]

Look at this pretender comin in here tryna run sumthin
She aint everything she say she is she's frontin
I be in my coupe I be fuckin bumpin
I'm so fly I be the only one stuntin
Got these hoes and these dudes jockin
When I come through I shut shit down everyone be stoppin
I got so much swag I get shit poppin
I love to swag surf your a sleazy hoe you be getting fucked on the football field turf
Imma grown ass woman I'm about mines
You think you onto sumthin but your wastin your time
You gonna be running home to yo momma cryin
All these whack tricks jealous of me
they see me walkin around wit they man ya see
I got more money then jermaine dupree
What was that? You wanna get like me?
Ha that's a joke right? You can't get on my level you fruitier then fruity pebbles!

[TheProfiteer]

there once was an IA hoe from Nantucket
who loved hondas and was the forum's official cum bucket
she claimed her car was fast and that she had indescribable class
but you'd be a fool if you say that "yeah I would fuck it"
she fails at it all, and her name is Tiff, and I can say for certain she wouldnt make my penis stiff, she would walk by, and sniff sniff, behold the smell of rotten fish.
With 1.6 liters under her hood, she claims her car has the power that a V8 should.
JDM wipers, and exhaust bought from ebay, when others describe her car, they simply describe it as gay.
But hey what can I say, she claims she gets play, if thats the case, then bestiality is here to stay.

[quickdodge®]

A lot of people in here with zero "skills." Later, QD.

[Echonova]

there once was an IA hoe from Nantucket
who loved hondas and was the forum's official cum bucket
she claimed her car was fast and that she had indescribable class
but you'd be a fool if you say that "yeah I would fuck it"
she fails at it all, and her name is Tiff, and I can say for certain she wouldnt make my penis stiff, she would walk by, and sniff sniff, behold the smell of rotten fish.
With 1.6 liters under her hood, she claims her car has the power that a V8 should.
JDM wipers, and exhaust bought from ebay, when others describe her car, they simply describe it as gay.
But hey what can I say, she claims she gets play, if thats the case, then bestiality is here to stay.http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/1201044138056.gif

[Echonova]

LOL, I should not be surfing IA in the middle of class... My boss paid good money for me to get edumacateded.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Qd I thought you loved when I spit rhymes for you? And profiteer I got your ass in a minute. I got fucking writers block!

[AirMax95]

You all say you got skills, you must be popping pills
Saying you can rap is like saying that your wheels are real
I thought this thread would die, once you squares came off your high
But see that you return, only to get burned.

My flow is so smooth like the tone from my duals
I ride on this beat while I take your ass to school
Only few in this thread, rhymes are top notch
The rest of cats need to stick to riding jock.

Bonus:

This lady work with smokes like a train
Her lungs are fucked, much like her brain
She bitches and complains, everyday is the same
Someone please shut her up, and tell her “stay in your lane”.

She tried to mastermind, the token kids demise
But I cover my ass, like a stripper with nasty gas
The broad ran to my boss, snitching at what cost?
He said to her ass so what, Its not his fault…..

Whew!!!

[ilovemyhonda.]

There's a faggot named theprofiteer
He begs QD everyday to fuck him the rear
Check this out folks his middle name is queer
Never claimed my 1.6 honda was fast
Duh of course right now it would come in dead last
Bitch your like a fake blast from the past
What the cum you be swallowing clogging your brain?
Stop letting these IA guys run you like a train
I already told ya'll one of you bitches would be sayin my name
What you thought I was lyin, please bitch the f's in my name stand for fame
The shit you spittin is garbage it can't be compared to mine
It should be illegal for being retarded your comitting a crime by tryin to rhyme
its just a matter of time before your locked up doin time
Imma pimp and a player
You the #1 dick slayer
There's alotta girls on this site full or whoretendencies
I'm not the ho on here that shit just aint me
These broads just jealous that's why the hate me
Nothing you say will ever phase me
Stop tellin people bs cus you aint what you claim to be
Its time for your afternoon snack
A dick in your mouth to make you choke
With a nut sack to release a load to tickle the back of your throat
I'm outtie bitches give me my jlo coat.

[Mantooth]

Unh, Check it

I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many bitches have I slapped? Zero.
Unh! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with-him
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, My middle name's Lance, My Grandma's from France
So maybe I'm wack, 'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack, 'Cause whitey just struck back!!!

ohhhhh, just killed all of yall!http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1121839/photo_21_hires.jpg

[EG_Ryder]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1121839/photo_21_hires.jpg
nope you got it wrong it was this
http://img.youtube.com/vi/Z-WeM6_RXA4/0.jpg

[ilovemyhonda.]

Fricken pussies!!!

[Dracc]

Dracc fucc bitches from left to right
even fucc ya girl friend for a can of sprite
she succed me real good and licced my balls just right
then i tea bagged her ass for the rest of the night

one thing about me mang i dont give a fucc
Run through IA bitches like a 4x4 trucc
and you pussy ass *****'s can try and run up
but I'm know in the A for keeping the 9 on tucc

Heater makes a bleeder
you recieve like a reciever
get her numba and Delete Ha
Motion picture like a feature

I'm ether and I know i can't be stopped
and I end my name with 2 c's like the new age TuPac





BITCH

[Double_0_Rusty]

lemme think a min....

[ilovemyhonda.]

Ya name is dracc cus you succ a mean sack,
yo game is whack you aint hittin shit from the bacc.
You claim to fucc hoes from left to right for a can of sprite,
That's a cheap fucc for you tonight aint that right?
You tuckin the 9 that's the dicc in yo spine,
From the looks of yo picc you just a gay dude tryna rhyme,
When you shoot the heat it makes a rainbow,
Talkin bout hoes you the only one gettin teabagged tho
You known in the A for havin knees on the ground
Uncover ya face you pussy ass clowrn.
The 2pac line was cute but he was a blacc panther
You not a lead rapper you just a back up dancer

[BABY J]

Time for Baby J to shut this shit down - stay tuned, gotta get some sleep 2nite tho. ;)

[Double_0_Rusty]

im bout to kick it off no more slouchin
get tossed like potato 2 hot for touchin
get u wet like somebody left tha faucet runnin
if u put in work im bustin, i did alot of shit blamed it on the liquor
but last nite i licked her, had the bitch screaming timber got her all limber
yea my peers is pressured cuz i frown on them, Im drowning them
airbourne on my haters got fly on em, wondered why I go tired of em
yah dreams on ground im in the sky, step to me get a black eye
sippin goose in my cup, feel no pain, burnin kush go head push-pull-tug
lil freaky you wanna be kinky, play with my slinky, you a lil stinky,
fuck it just fuck me
yea call me the beast of the week, i am hungry i'll feast on the weak
you crawling at the bottom of my feet on the peak,
why you pleading the 5th can you no longer speak??
Im the truth you seek, im throwing the kitchen sink,
I rip your viens, no one to blame, I am the fame
you fuckin lame dame, what a shame, oh shit........I just came
Your girl, I rocked her world, she swirled.....my cum, and made a lovely hum
QD is LA, but Im here to stay, embarker of a vision, like Travis Barker is percision,
my song has been sung, on top of a ladder rung, keep fuckin wit me and get a collapsed bladder and lung, this aint William Hung, but I am hung.
Kung Fu'd y0 ass and now dont try to sass, ill beat that ass,
wear the shoe, it fits, and it's true you stink like shit...........




DUB OH OUT THIS BITCH

[Echonova]

The rhymes ya'll spit, could never be a hit
Half the shit you even posted up is counterfeit
Fuck it... Like Danny Glover said, I'm too old for this shit.


Echo out 'fo realz.

[Dracc]

only thing i succ is a titte ya feel me
i still got messages when you wanted to get wit me
dont try be hard cause you got post on ya chest
cause i still remember threads we made piccing at ya saggy ass breast

never the less I'm still a legend in the streets
and your know as an attention who fuccing members between the sheets
Ive been gone about 2 years and still hear my name
but like BTEC now you wanna succ my thang

Me and you aint on good terms cause you an attenion bitch not a whore
but ever ***** on IA gets a turn so we'll call you a revolving door
I hear you talking and speaking all that crap
I got pictures of ya pussy, yo lips hang like flaps

dont start with me cause I'll kill ya soul
cause even a eskimo know's Dracc is Cold
You think these rhymes were all fun and games
fucc with me if you want tiff, and your life will never be the same

Real ****** do real things ask all my folk
i can mention your name at any meet and we all laugh like a joke

you a hoe
not of any use no mo
and you slow
fast as a ballon out a window
so go..
run tell all that I said
but somebody told me..
you do give really good head..



I'm out

[ilovemyhonda.]

Ahahahahahahaha at dracc

[ilovemyhonda.]

im bout to kick it off no more slouchin
get tossed like potato 2 hot for touchin
get u wet like somebody left tha faucet runnin
if u put in work im bustin, i did alot of shit blamed it on the liquor
but last nite i licked her, had the bitch screaming timber got her all limber
yea my peers is pressured cuz i frown on them, Im drowning them
airbourne on my haters got fly on em, wondered why I go tired of em
yah dreams on ground im in the sky, step to me get a black eye
sippin goose in my cup, feel no pain, burnin kush go head push-pull-tug
lil freaky you wanna be kinky, play with my slinky, you a lil stinky,
fuck it just fuck me
yea call me the beast of the week, i am hungry i'll feast on the weak
you crawling at the bottom of my feet on the peak,
why you pleading the 5th can you no longer speak??
Im the truth you seek, im throwing the kitchen sink,
I rip your viens, no one to blame, I am the fame
you fuckin lame dame, what a shame, oh shit........I just came
Your girl, I rocked her world, she swirled.....my cum, and made a lovely hum
QD is LA, but Im here to stay, embarker of a vision, like Travis Barker is percision,
my song has been sung, on top of a ladder rung, keep fuckin wit me and get a collapsed bladder and lung, this aint William Hung, but I am hung.
Kung Fu'd y0 ass and now dont try to sass, ill beat that ass,
wear the shoe, it fits, and it's true you stink like shit...........




DUB OH OUT THIS BITCH

You just said a whhhhhooollleeeee lotta shit man, I dunno where to start

[98blackcivic]

i just farted in delight!

[youngmill]

Its Young!
Who got the most cars, most guns, most bitches?
Yo i dont have to pull ah trigger, I just set up up ******.
I fucks wit some hood ******, that hate fags, up state trying to get they weight J's love puff'n crack.
Yo on IA, I make ****** believe. Its my voice, my style, im wild get you shot up Boy.
Homes I dont gotta suck dick for import Rep, my ppl know off IA I beat punks ta death.
Listen ta me, im the guy that ah sit in the tree an pop shots at the cops while they look for my peeps.
I get reck and im not talking about free time.
Im talking about, robbin bitch ****** run up on um its nine time.
Most ***** on IA is real puss, they never be hard the same lames try'n to rep wit my squad.
Yo make sure you remember this , its youngmill on IA clapping at you hatters I DO THIS.

Yo IF YOU DUDES REALLY WANT IT WIT ME, FALL BACK IM NOT THE ONE THATS GONE SHOOT YOU WIT HEAT.
Yo IF YOU DUDES REALLY WANT IT WIT ME, FOLLOW ME I'LL SHOW GET LIKE ME.
Yo do you ppl really know who I be? I DONT THINK YOU DO.

[TheProfiteer]

^^^*that was really horrible right there.

[quickdodge®]

^^^*that was really horrible right there.

That's two NOES!!! You're NOT going to Hollyhood, baby! Later, QD.

[MongolPup]

a shame, oh shit........I just came

AHAHAHA best line yet.

[AirMax95]

I'm retiring.....

[bodhi]

nothing about 20" blades, iced-out teeth, or "shawtey-ey"?

cmon guyz, thats not how you freestyle

[MongolPup]

nothing about 20" blades, iced-out teeth, or "shawtey-ey"?

cmon guyz, thats not how you freestyle

Agreed.

[bodhi]

http://i48.tinypic.com/19p01w.jpg


lil weezy is an artistic genius mothafucking lyrical wordsmith yo

[BABY J]

It's the Bee Ay Bee Wy to the Jay.
Yall hoes pushin D16s while I'm out pushin 2Jay...
Z. Yeah he don't want nonna of me kid,
Hova? Dats OVA when I step in dis shit.

You little accident rhymas.. don't got time 4ya
I'll make an exeption and blow ya mind and then uhh...
Take ya bitch. Then put her on the strip where she belongs.
Damn right, why ya think the call the kid Long Dong

Johnson? I'm laughing at this shit - the ruckus I'm causing,
when I BREAK EVERY BRICK IN YOUR PROJECT HOUSING.
Leaving you stranded and home-less, no test, re-cess
is what you need when you try to step to the best.

DAMN!!! You don't wanna see that boy heeeeeeeere....
Baby J spittin mad shit off in ya eaaaaaaaarrrrr.
You really aint a challenge kid - what you wearin New Balances?
I get yout tipsy - make ya stumble like the drink did.

Yeah - yall alrite when u writin it on papa --
But this freestyle shit? LOL work with it later.
Nom nom nom - yeah I ate cha fa lunch...
Dumb dumb dumb is he who tries to get buck

with Baby J. Try me hoe I'll wrinkle up ya school clothes.
Kick u in the sack, then bloody your nose. I suppose
it's gettin old but you have just been shown'ed'
that when u try to step to this then you just get :smileowne

[youngmill]

^^^*that was really horrible right there.

hey i tried and didnt write it down first

[bodhi]

lemme skool some of you right qwick

yo, check,
im here, spittin out poison like a cobra on E
you all know I got the flow like a menstrual vagina
yea, maybe yall didn't hear so lemme rewind ya

on everyone of your chins my balls rested
the shit yall spit ain't deep nor lyrical
for anyone to beat me would take a biblical miracle
yall rhymes are outdated, can't get any lamer
just what i expected from a buncha washed up garbage dispensers
i'll fuck everyone up if I want to, but with only the tip
yall don't deserve the stock yet so don't wet yer lips


holla at me

[TheProfiteer]

It's funny how you guys tryin so hard to sound mainstream. That shit is overplayed on the radio, seein it posted on IA is just shameful on your part.

[BluesClues]

I RIP AND I RHYME
I RHYME AND I RIP
THIS IS THE WAY THAT DYLAN SPITS!!!!!!

LOLOL SPIT HOT FIYAH!!!!
Just classic!

[ilovemyhonda.]

lemme skool some of you right qwick

yo, check,
im here, spittin out poison like a cobra on E
you all know I got the flow like a menstrual vagina
yea, maybe yall didn't hear so lemme rewind ya

on everyone of your chins my balls rested
the shit yall spit ain't deep nor lyrical
for anyone to beat me would take a biblical miracle
yall rhymes are outdated, can't get any lamer
just what i expected from a buncha washed up garbage dispensers
i'll fuck everyone up if I want to, but with only the tip
yall don't deserve the stock yet so don't wet yer lips


holla at me

What is this shit your tryin to spit
Please give up its over just quit
Ya girl is beautiful just like heaven
I been makin the weak jealous since 1987
I weathered the storms up north until I was proven
Dad boke the news told me I was movin
That was my home from such a tender age
Everyone said you'll be fine your just going through a stage
I wasn't ready to start over I wasn't ready to turn the page
I moved to florida to live with my mother
We didn't get a long I felt so smothered
I just wanted to pack up and leave
To go back home where I felt so free
I was so unhappy I hated my life
Several times I wanted to pick up a knife
A few months later my dad came to get me
To move back with him in this horrid state GA
I remember the long drive lookin out the window on the highway
I was so young and selfish I just wanted things my way
Graduated in 2005 from stockbridge high
I was ready to go back north to begin my life
Until I met a guy who said he wanted to make me his wife
Shortly after I found out I was pregnant
I had so many goals I never would have guessed it
I've been beaten and battered and my heart left shattered
When my son was born on 7/11 nothing else mattered
He was a blessing to me
He made me so happy
Imma single mother of a 3 year old
This little boy stole my heart you just don't know
As I travel the dark lonely roads alone
Where it leads me only god knows
But I refuse to give up
So until we do this again just keep ya chin up

[Double_0_Rusty]

Its Young!
Who got the most cars, most guns, most bitches?
Yo i dont have to pull ah trigger, I just set up up ******.
I fucks wit some hood ******, that hate fags, up state trying to get they weight J's love puff'n crack.
Yo on IA, I make ****** believe. Its my voice, my style, im wild get you shot up Boy.
Homes I dont gotta suck dick for import Rep, my ppl know off IA I beat punks ta death.
Listen ta me, im the guy that ah sit in the tree an pop shots at the cops while they look for my peeps.
I get reck and im not talking about free time.
Im talking about, robbin bitch ****** run up on um its nine time.
Most ***** on IA is real puss, they never be hard the same lames try'n to rep wit my squad.
Yo make sure you remember this , its youngmill on IA clapping at you hatters I DO THIS.

Yo IF YOU DUDES REALLY WANT IT WIT ME, FALL BACK IM NOT THE ONE THATS GONE SHOOT YOU WIT HEAT.
Yo IF YOU DUDES REALLY WANT IT WIT ME, FOLLOW ME I'LL SHOW GET LIKE ME.
Yo do you ppl really know who I be? I DONT THINK YOU DO.

It's a shame, a white boy has tarnished your name
You're only to blame
coming with wacked out lyrics
Clean up the blood, bitch dont smear it
Btw, what the fuck is a hatter
fuck it, it dont matter
Hear it and then fear it
Im the man, you rap like Stan
I bet you are my biggest fan
You rap about pullin triggers
I rap about bein the gravedigger
Ive seen it before, kinda similar
A young punk tryna spit
too much funk, smells like shit
You tryna say you real, sayin I am a pussy
Here's the deal, for real, you aint had pussy
since pussy had you, oh shit forgot
yousa asshole baby, just maybe, folks don't call you daisy
-Yawn- Fuck im lazy, things gettin a little hazy, fuckin ay im crazy
YoungMill, you aint trill, you needa chill, I get a thrill
when I throw suckas on the grill, like a steak, bitch you gonna bake
you so fake, I aint got time to write shit, I got a good dime to give the
right shit.
Yeah that dome, wish the bitch had a clone
Jumped on the phone
Ask y0 Maw, when we fuckin again.
she said I dunno, last time we did "I had a bozo"
ohhhhhh shit, ohhhh no, just call me daddy, little laddie
you swimmin like a fish with no fins
step down son, and go back to the storage bins.....
Your flow was just a joke, I gave you mo and bout to go smoke............

-drops mic




You just said a whhhhhooollleeeee lotta shit man, I dunno where to start


lmao.

[ilovemyhonda.]

I just spit 100 percent thruth you can't do it like I do

[Double_0_Rusty]

I just spit 100 percent thruth you can't do it like I do

It's ok though, it's cool you aint shawty low
My flow is unreal, kinda surreal
Im for real, I love me some cereal
Sierial killer, bout to drink me a Miller

[ilovemyhonda.]

I keep it realer then your neighborhood crack dealer
I can beat you worse then the patriots beat the steelers
Drink your problems away is what you think your doin
Inside your dryin the pain keeps brewin

[Double_0_Rusty]

I keep it realer then your neighborhood crack dealer
I can beat you worse then the patriots beat the steelers
Drink your problems away is what you think your doin
Inside your dryin the pain keeps brewin

You keep it realer? I keep it triller
Like that song Thriller.
Damn Steelers, aint nothin but dick peelers
you cool, but stop usin them penis feelers
No problems here, eatin some deer and drinkin beer
Girl you lyin', I aint dryin' nor dyin', soon Ima be flyin.

[ilovemyhonda.]

I can be your thriller
Have you sayin damn I wanna drill her
My team be the saints they be the champs
Thinkin bout the steelers I get alotta cramps
Damn ya girl not a lesbian I love the dick
Just keepin it honest fuck the tricks that read this
Your rusty and full of dried nut
I'm like mario and lugi ya girl is one up

[Double_0_Rusty]

I can be your thriller
Have you sayin damn I wanna drill her
My team be the saints they be the champs
Thinkin bout the steelers I get alotta cramps
Damn ya girl not a lesbian I love the dick
Just keepin it honest fuck the tricks that read this
Your rusty and dried up
I'm like mario and lugi I'm one up


Oh i'll drill ya, i feel ya
True the Saints are champs
The game was lame, had to drink some Amps
You like dick, bend over i'll stick
I aint a hater, smack that ass til its red like a mater
Im Rusty, saw yo tits are busty, dried up?
shit you wont say that when tied up
One up, huh.. jump up on this cock
you'll get all loud, while i pound
gon'head girl shake them mounds
Im about to make my rounds.

[ilovemyhonda.]

You aint feelin nuthin of mine
But I can have chills runnin down ya spine
Ya I love dick but I aint a hoe prick
Your like bacteria feeding off the host
I can have you sittin on the edge of your seat with each post
You needa just give up haven't you had about enough
Your like an overcooked steak dried up and tough

[Double_0_Rusty]

You aint feelin nuthin of mine
But I can have chills runnin down ya spine
Ya I love dick but I aint a hoe prick
Your like bacteria feeding off the host
I can have you sittin on the edge of your seat with each post
You needa just give up haven't you had about enough
Your like an overcooked steak dried up and tough

No worries, you dress poorly
In hell I dine, you aint no nine
I love pussy, dont you diss me
Here we go, please don't kiss me
bacteria, aint that what you got in the cafeteria?
when you get down on your knees, you'll get the disease
girl please, I run this shit with ease.
when you see me post, you get lost
Aint no givin up, no time to lose
don't lie girl you know I make that pussy ooze
I maybe like a overcooked steak, but bitches love my grade A beef
sorry, was that a queef, no it was your retort, this is your last resort
I sip shine from a mason jar, you live in your car
you're pathetic, im pretty fuckin hectic
I don't mind a bitch that likes to spit, only if she sucks dick and do dishes
now go, swim with the fishes

[ilovemyhonda.]

Me and dress poorly don't go together
Your a light weight homes you white as a feather
Tiffanys a 10 that's better then a nine
Aint nobody got punchlines better then mine
This shits easy I aint even tryin
You thinkin so hard you got yourself cryin
I like to sit at the park and feel the breeze
You got Gonorrhea that shit stinks imma drown you in febreeze
Here you go stealin my grade a label
You got writers block your thoughts are unstable
I don't spit and I don't swallow
I'm like a baby suckin on a bottle
Sit back and relax while I put my foot on the throttle
I'm done I'm not like you I don't write novels

[Double_0_Rusty]

Me and dress poorly don't go together
Your a light weight homes you white as a feather
Tiffanys a 10 that's better then a nine
Aint nobody got punchlines better then mine
This shits easy I aint even tryin
You thinkin so hard you got yourself cryin
I like to sit at the park and feel the breeze
You got Gonorrhea that shit stinks imma drown you in febreeze
Here you go stealin my grade a label
You got writers block your thoughts are unstable
I don't spit and I don't swallow
I'm like a baby suckin on a bottle
Sit back and relax while I put my foot on the throttle
I'm done I'm not like you I don't write novels

babble babble, get on the saddle
time for a ride, yeah im bonafide
Get it right, Im white as cotton
you're just mad you got bumps on your bottom
You right you a 10, right out the hog pin
told you I rap with sin
Im a pimp bitches tremble with a smack
oooooppps made you have a panic attack
keep on, youll have a heart attack
you're cheap, your cars a heap, have a seat
im kickin this shit without a beat
Tiffany you need an epiphany
Oh shit, broke out some Staind
and Ive maintained I am the game and you don't want to play me.
You think your bedtime stories, are floorin me? more like borin me
My novels are New York Best Sellers
now run girl, back to the sellar.
oh shit im soooo fucking stellar

[Elbow]

I can't tell if some of you fucks are actually trying to be serious or not.
If so you might as well cock that fucking glock.
Lock your ass in a room whether you want to or not.
Your life just isn't worth living says me and God.
You sit on this website all damn day.
You never went outside to play.
You grew up in a nice neighborhood parents working all day.
For some reason now you consider yourself a thug.
The only thug in you in that chode little nub.
It's gotta put up with your stroking throughout the day.
Your dicks so small you use infants to get a lay.
I know Rusty and a few others are just playing.
But some of you other fucks are taking this shit way to serious.
Some of you are just so damn oblivious
Isn't it obvious this is just a hobby?
Tis shit I'm typing I've lost track of.
I'm typing words out my ass literally I'll take a picture of it.
I shit on the screen and see what it says.
It says things I see so I type them on here.
Ok now I'm bored so I am clicking post quick reply.
I will sit back and watch the rest of you e-thugs tell a few short lies.

[Double_0_Rusty]

yeah Im just havin fun, Im tooo fuckin white to rap. lmao

[Elbow]

yeah Im just havin fun, Im tooo fuckin white to rap. lmao

Me too and so is EVERYONE else in here that has posted. :lmfao:

[Double_0_Rusty]

Me too and so is EVERYONE else in here that has posted. :lmfao:

yeah, but it's fun to pass time like this.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Rusty man do you ever take a rest
Your a 0 at best


Man I'm to sleepy lol.. Gimmie a min and ill write something. We should do this throught texts its easier since I'm using my phone to post all this.

[Elbow]

Rusty man do you ever take a rest
Your a 0 at best


Man I'm to sleepy lol.. Gimmie a min and ill write something. We should do this throught texts its easier since I'm using my phone to post all this.

No.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Rusty man do you ever take a rest
Your a 0 at best


Man I'm to sleepy lol.. Gimmie a min and ill write something. We should do this throught texts its easier since I'm using my phone to post all this.

I dont think you passed the test
You give me a zero, but people call me a hero
but im like constipated, couldn't give a shit.
I spit fire like I just ate a demon
My shits so hot I leave your toilet bowl steamin
oh no now you screamin', "im too sleepy wish I was dreamin"
Like superman, Im not a common man, Ive got the plan.

Lol I am tired as hell, but Im on some adderal right now, so I have shit popping in my mind like crazy. I hate textin on my phone, but yeah Im down.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Anymore challengers? Tiffany just admitted defeat, via text.












:ninja:

[ilovemyhonda.]

That's dirty I did not do such a thing I got writers block cus I'm sleepy but for that I got sumthin

[Double_0_Rusty]

Lulz

I aint evvvva skurrrrd guuuuuuuuuuuurl

[ilovemyhonda.]

Check this out..
Simon got me cryin
I think I'm in love with his rhymin
Rusty though his shit is lame
I can't believe I still remember his name
I'm so sleepy my eyes are half closed
My brain is on lockdown its totally froze
When I get up tomorrow it will be a new day
Imma blow you all out the water up up and away

[Double_0_Rusty]

-Yawn-
I saw you post, but crickets I hear most
Im like bill goldberg, you just hit an iceberg
You claim writers block, but you dreamin bout cawk
it's ok though, I soar like a hawk, high above you
just like to bug you, you think you winning
but this is just the begining
Bout down to the redneck rap king
and i will let you kiss my bling
Im out fo the night, work in the AM
GOOOOOOOTDAYUMM it's almost 11PM.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Just the first shit to pop in my head.....


my eyes are hazed, thoughts are dazed, but i dont blaze
guess its just a faze of the days, when people got along
where are we supposed to belong
so long to the times, when white boys could bust rhymes
without catchin fines, wheres the line
not the one Whitney Houston was hittin
Once I was bitten, by the venom, now im called the phenom
Im just a demon now, wonder somedays how, maybe I should call a foul
3 times the loser, alcohol induced drug abuser, strip cruiser
body bruiser
sometimes i want to change things, but the more things change the more they stay the same, this game is what I loved, but when I got hurt, they shoulda buried me in the dirt
4th & 2 with 3 to go, some bitchass broke my hip, and ZIP there went my football career,
so now all i can do is sit and kill deer, and drink beer, i live in fear and shame from that damn game, football was my life.....fuck it where's the knife.

[EL42]

I RIP AND I RHYME
I RHYME AND I RIP
THIS IS THE WAY THAT DYLAN SPITS!!!!!!

LOLOL SPIT HOT FIYAH!!!!

.....YOU TOO CLOSE MAN!!:lmfao:

[EL42]

...damn i'm hungry as hell/
could go for some blue nerds,like smurfs and gargabell/
i got rhymes/
forget'em half the time/
i'm online/
you got a somethin rebuilt that shines/
i got a flat black engine with oil stains under mine/
you got skills?/big shot on the internet for realz?/
i gotta draw on people to pay my bills/
it's all good or all bad/
my worst day is the best weekend you ever had/
ohh you bleedin from the mouth/here's a maxi-pad/
oh you're a man....my bad..../

[[3000gt20s]]

scary movie 3 lol very funny.


Unh, Check it

I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many bitches have I slapped? Zero.
Unh! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with-him
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, My middle name's Lance, My Grandma's from France
So maybe I'm wack, 'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack, 'Cause whitey just struck back!!!

ohhhhh, just killed all of yall!

[SL33P3R]

uh uh, sitting at the bar, looking just afar, i see your girl sittin there shinning like a star
so i may my way ova, tap her on the shoulda, n say girl come with me, and jump in my range rova .

got her to the door
panties on the floor
shes laying on my bed, beggin me for more

She made me swear to god i loved her
then i fucked her like no other
then i waffle housed that pussy
and left it scattered, covered, smothered

im talking about your girl, I cant give her the world
but she still phenes for my nuts, like a fuckin squirrel

after a long while, i finally got a smile, girl you make me proud,its time for that blunt of loud.

I smoke some mary jane, yours is not the same, mine wears a purple dress, yours is fuckin plain. Thats that purple kush, dont mistaken it as that reggie bush, step in my face get mushed, then ill take your girl like a virginity i never took.




LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[SL33P3R]

whoops, i made a mess
on your girlfriends chest
I thought i was done, then out came the rest

Im not to blame, its normally pretty tame
something didnt feel right, things are not the same
my rhymes arent lame, is this some sort of game?
your girl sucks my dick, like shes in the hall of fame.

[SL33P3R]

I fucked your girl again, no shes not a friend
when i eat her pussy, she does some sort of back bend
Its not weird, when her pussy's on my beard
bc its something, ive honestly never feared.
Pussy on my face, on the floor goes the vase
i think its safe to say, i surpassed 1st base
Im not talking baseball, i use her like a free stall
fuck her right, all night, banging heads against the wall



Damn im white

[SL33P3R]

Bitch im the bomb like tik tok, if your smart id run for that glock
because im comin
Im comin for the money, night, rain, morning,snowing mainly when its sunny.
so you can see me, dont ever try to be me, you will not succeed me
go grab my money, if not ill take your honey, and shit on her chest, its feeling kinda runny.
or go get your pistol, or ill take your sister, im racing to your house like im driving at Bristol

[SL33P3R]

Im not black but i play dice, check your hood and find out that im fuckin nice
Your girl likes it when i grab her ass like a fuckin vice
She really really paid the price, so now shes got pubic lice
They run around like little mice, makes her pussy smell like shrimp fried rice

Im not mad, your girl gave it all she had, but i lasted pretty long so im pretty kinda sorta glad

She made one small request
really wanted me in her chest
so I did my very best to not fuck her like the rest

I stopped sipping on that lean
because it makes me really mean
and i know what you just seen
me licken your girlfriends bean
I understand your mad,
because shes all you ever had
and i laugh cuz your sad
cause damn your girl was bad
shes a beast up in the sack
and she loves it from the back
she loves it when i do it
she said you were fuckin wack

[SL33P3R]

Damn im white as fuck

[SL33P3R]

I have to confess, theres only one woman whos the best
and she wears a purple dress.
I inhale her and feel it in my chest
then i blow out and she starts on her quest
she gets me higher than the rest, i lock her in the chest
if I could fuck her i would, and make a fuckin mess, but i cant
so im going to rant, shes just a fuckin plant, so im gonna roll her up
and take off them fuckin pants.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Yo Sleeper, could your rhymes get any cheaper
Please spit something realer.
Ive been seen on the corner, a real drug dealer
I never will cheer for the Stains nor the Steelers
All my whips keep dem wet paints, all yours is dick feelers
Im a beast and lyrically, you gonna get raped
I was blessed mirically, im big like a ape
play that fuckin tape, I fucked your little mate
She said, she never been fucked like that,
said yo faggot ass needs to wear a dunce hat
Textually, this is the end for you, Chevy dually ridin dem thangs
like a fuckin vampire sinkin them fangs
got the glock on lock ready to go bang
Oh no Im gettin sent to the chain gang
before I go, we gonna give yo girl a good gang bang
This is nothing, Im actin tame
told yall before, im a whore here for fame.......


ehhhhhhhh im lackin and slackin'.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Cupcakes what what
Rusty likes it in the butt butt
He only dates mutt mutts
He broke his leg now he uses a crutch crutch
He been beggin simon can he touch touch
He likes it real rough rough

Hahahahahaha

[AirMax95]

My week has been glum,
dragging like a bum,
I need a shot of rum,
to keep from going numb.

IA is the place,
Where I waste my day,
It keeps my mind astray
Although lots of threads are gay.

The office is so boring,
My coworker keeps snoring,
I have work at my desk,
But the internet im whoring.

I gets the job done,
Complaints I have none,
Let me end this rhyme,
This chicken biscuit is calling son.

[ilovemyhonda.]

T is post whoring
His shit is real boring
He got me over here snoring

I need a valentine
A fine ass guy
Or maybe I should say fuck it
Its my time to shine

[BKgen®]

T is post whoring
His shit is real boring
He got me over here snoring

I need a valentine
A fine ass guy
Or maybe I should say fuck it
Its my time to shine

I see your dilemma,
And my solution's pretty bitchin'.
Spend less time in the whoreslounge
And more time in the kitchen.

Ain't no guy who gives a shit
About your wominem dreams.
You'd spend all day on these weak ass rhymes
But your house wouldn't be fuckin' clean.

Maybe you'll get a valentine
But you gotta keep that mouth shut.
Just start making sandwiches
And be open to sex in the butt.

[BABY J]

If you want a free style hit the beauty salon.
I make millions on rhymes - fuck that, I'm the Dun
Dadda. That's right, hoe... you don't want nadda
You hoes slippin in the Wranglers while I'm out buying Prada

I bring the ruckus - like Honda, smoke tires like Ganja.
I be shining like the neons lights you got unda
ya whip. Don't slip, cause I'll spray you hoes.
Slip right past ya like you got butter on ya doors.

Say you runnin for PINKS n*gga, how da hell you figga?
You runnin for your life - cause I keep my finga on the trigger.
You little accident racers, yall should be driving Pacers,
Try to step the kid? Hell nah - you're gay sir.

I see no real competition in this thread
You fuckers not even worth me getting outta bed...
gittin head. From your bitch as you send her "i love you" texts.
Then she shows me and we laugh - then get right back to sex.

Freeze muther bitches! You just got robbed.
Make 1 false post and you might get shot,
as I drop - w/ the rhymes coming like big Mack truck
I'll toss ya ass in a lyrical buck and slow fuck.

You suck.

[AirMax95]

T is post whoring
His shit is real boring
He got me over here snoring

I need a valentine
A fine ass guy
Or maybe I should say fuck it
Its my time to shine

Aww shit....*turns off Earth, Wind & Fire...cranks Gucci*

Tiff is coming at the kid like she forgot her place on the site
She needs to shut her mouth before she makes me knock out her lights
I'm no woman beater, but I know folks at Georgia Power
You'll be in the dark in about another hour

You don't want this battle, I will destroy your shit
Get your ass in the kitchen and fix me some ham and grits
With cheese on em, don't leave out the fucking cheese
After that I wanna play with them juicy ass double d's:boobies:

Damn, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to go hard on you
You came at me sideways, I had to run through
IA is my life and she disrespects me here,
What the fucks her problem, I have no eye dear......


*throws mic, followed by a bitch slap w/ baby powder*

[LizBiz]

T is post whoring
His shit is real boring
He got me over here snoring

I need a valentine
A fine ass guy
Or maybe I should say fuck it
Its my time to shine


Fuk a valentine
This girls a MF dime
Flip the script, don't quit, girl get off that stupid shit
Ya man's a lame and he always playin games
Don't sit around and think his stupid ass is gonna change
Realize the game and bitch you better do the same
Call him up,
But only when you wanna fuk
Ignore his calls unless he talkin bout he wanna beat them guts
Do what they do
Until you get a new new
In ATL there's 25 other bitches who can do the shit you do.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Lmmmaaaoooooo @ liz

[ilovemyhonda.]

Eatin patron cupcakes
Imma a little tipsy
Fuck wit me my attitude gonna get prissy

[leobond001]

i never been the one to get astronomically high,
but damn right i'ma star so the moon i'ma fly,
keep a lid over my eye like a shark thats in heat,
i bust in a chick raw with the deep sea skeet skeet,
if this was something serious i was doing a show for
i'd come more correct like a dictionary in the bottom drawer,
so please theres no checking me unless you want both of your eyes dotted,
not an alphabet man but the robbery is plotted,
if saw the second coming of Beverly hills show tunes,
then you'd know what i'm talking about Bridgette Nealson in the gun saloon,
i do this for a living, the art of story telling mixed with fine wutang spirits it was written,
so thankyou importatlanta,
the cyhper's on like a light bulb,
killing salty ****** like a slug,
one luv.

[matthewAPM]

ive got a boner
ive got a boner
ive got a boner
hey hey hey hey

[ilovemyhonda.]

You and me together make a perfect combination
When I'm drunk like right now I feel I can conquer the nation
But if I try to drive ill end up at the police station
Not for street racin but for swervy pacin

[01CDMLUDER]

niccas wonder why burgers comes with fries
I like to supersize so I can get some apple pies



to Lizbiz and ilovemyhonda
i'll get yall hot and wet inside just like my sauna

i wont stop there
i'll be pulling on yalls hair

making yalls toes curl
in one tongue swirl

i hope yall r dimes because i've never seen yall before
if u are and want ur guts bashed in then im that boy

i dont mean any disrespect by the rhymes im spittin
like when i say im dipping right after the splitin

since ur on IA i know ur somewhat into cars
but i really want to know if ur into Ménage à trois

u dont need a valentines i dont have one either
but not cause im ugly or an Underachiever

on sunday get ass naked into ur tub
i'll be there when i can sportin a chub








to the op ur rhymes are whack
i could snort crack and come up with shit better way better than that
your rhymes man... just arent appealing
i bet the only fan u got is the one on ur ceiling

[01CDMLUDER]

Clear ur pm's ilovemyhonda

[ilovemyhonda.]

Cleared sweets!

[LizBiz]

I aint never ever had a dude get me like that.
He flip me over quick and then he hit it from the back.
Can't let no other know cuz I'm sure she will go afta'
He all about his biz like a M***a F***in Kappa
He treat me like a queen
Like Mabaline, bitch I'm worth it.
He kiss me on my neck and wisper in my ear "its perfect"

[leobond001]

i never been one to pose for pictures like a manecan,
bandwagon fans, lost them, they came and went.
call me a hard ass *****, rock like a sediment,
and carry that drunken style, sleep like a sedative,
guess this is a thread bump,
smack you with a lead pump,
cuz your full of hot air shot gun shells its over chump,
i can keep going, pink bunny fuck you,
cuz i'm rolling on 16's and damn right they tuck to,
and i'm throught for the most part with tihs fine art
time to go back to sleep, got hit with a dart.

[JdM_EJ2]

WOW...are you guys serious??

[Double_0_Rusty]

WOW...are you guys serious??

Actually no, atleast Im not. I know I can't rap. LOL just for shits and giggles.

[XanRules]

I've already killed at least 1,000 people today
I'm up all night and I sleep every day
Mowin' fools down at the Chick-fil-A
If you wanna eat some chicken, I feel bad for you, son
I've got 99 problems and a submachine gun

[AirMax95]

I've already killed at least 1,000 people today
I'm up all night and I sleep every day
Mowin' fools down at the Chick-fil-A
If you wanna eat some chicken, I feel bad for you, son
I've got 99 problems and a submachine gun

*reports to Homeland Security*

[LizBiz]

Bring this sh*t back suckkkkas!!!!!

Relationships are too much for he.
He wanna fuk be friends and live comfortably.
But that just aint good enough for me.
Hottest 5 star chick in history!
2010 its time to get my money up.
Hair blowin in the wind not givin a fuk.
Dude wanna be a player but that's a no go.
He aint got no skills lookin like Carl Winslow.
I be the cutie with the booty straight chillin in my own place.
While he sittin over there mad with the boo boo face.

(I LOL'd)

[leobond001]

lil biz i here you in your rhyme's and your relationship,
but damn you nice, we can blast off like a rocket ship,
intellectually i cant see why you stressing over g
cuz honestly he sound like a drop out from tool academy,
i'd rather be ,kicking it with some one who got there stats up,
grown man, 6'5 someone who can hold your back up,
so if you 5 star level is on fire like you say it is,
you'll be melting dudes ego's if you wanna kick it with the kid,
and forget the money, we got each other as the time gathers,
i can be your stephan and you can be my laura from famlly matters

[Elbow]

lil biz i here you in your rhyme's and your relationship,
but damn you nice, we can blast off like a rocket ship,
intellectually i cant see why you stressing over g
cuz honestly he sound like a drop out from tool academy,
i'd rather be ,kicking it with some one who got there stats up,
grown man, 6'5 someone who can hold your back up,
so if you 5 star level is on fire like you say it is,
you'll be melting dudes ego's if you wanna kick it with the kid,
and forget the money, we got each other as the time gathers,
i can be your stephan and you can be my laura from famlly matters

GAYEST POST EVER.

[LizBiz]

lil biz i here you in your rhyme's and your relationship,
but damn you nice, we can blast off like a rocket ship,
intellectually i cant see why you stressing over g
cuz honestly he sound like a drop out from tool academy,
i'd rather be ,kicking it with some one who got there stats up,
grown man, 6'5 someone who can hold your back up,
so if you 5 star level is on fire like you say it is,
you'll be melting dudes ego's if you wanna kick it with the kid,
and forget the money, we got each other as the time gathers,
i can be your stephan and you can be my laura from famlly matters

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like Mickie D's.....I'm lovin it!!!!!!! :cheers::cheers::cheers::D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[ilovemyhonda.]

Ah to sleepy to rhyme!

[leobond001]

GAYEST POST EVER.:D

[Elbow]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like Mickie D's.....I'm lovin it!!!!!!! :cheers::cheers::cheers::D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I call BS, nobody likes McDonalds.

[ilovemyhonda.]

Sitting here eating my chocolate chip muffin and drinking moutain dew
this is what tiffany does everyday so yes its true
gotta new man in life so im happy as hell
all you other lame bitches can just sit there and dwell
taking trips to ikea with liz are real real swell
seen a man sleeping on the couch i laughed so hard i almost fell


ahh idk im bored.

[quickdodge®]

Wack rhymes
Being ran through here like bad track times
Trying to rap? Here's your "I'm Not Black" sign
You fucked up when you stepped into the danger zone
I've been at this for years, even made Mary in the manger moan
You guys suck there's no need to compete
After a couple of lines in, I hit Control-ALT-Delete
You got nursery rhymes that Mother Goose wouldn't touch
You're too much
But you guys couldn't grind, even with a burnt clutch
Call me detective cuz good rhymes I'm investigatin
But you're coming up short, dick, as if you were Asian
I'll call you Vanilla cuz you cold as Ice, you getting nervous?
Bargin in like this bringin more heat than a furnace?
Don't try cuz you can't even turn this
To another station your wack lines have earned this
Attack, I'll show no mercy to Troy
I'm on a mission, out to search and destroy
Sucker MC's
Wannabes
That are gonna be
Taken out and set on Stunna Street
You've been lyrically beatin no need to contest it
Stand up and loudly profess it
That you've been taken and textually molested.

Later, QD.

[LizBiz]

LMAO @ "Mary in the manger moan"

[95alty]

Wack rhymes
Being ran through here like bad track times
Trying to rap? Here's your "I'm Not Black" sign
You fucked up when you stepped into the danger zone
I've been at this for years, even made Mary in the manger moan
You guys suck there's no need to compete
After a couple of lines in, I hit Control-ALT-Delete
You got nursery rhymes that Mother Goose wouldn't touch
You're too much
But you guys couldn't grind, even with a burnt clutch
Call me detective cuz good rhymes I'm investigatin
But you're coming up short, dick, as if you were Asian
I'll call you Vanilla cuz you cold as Ice, you getting nervous?
Bargin in like this bringin more heat than a furnace?
Don't try cuz you can't even turn this
To another station your wack lines have earned this
Attack, I'll show no mercy to Troy
I'm on a mission, out to search and destroy
Sucker MC's
Wannabes
That are gonna be
Taken out and set on Stunna Street
You've been lyrically beatin no need to contest it
Stand up and loudly profess it
That you've been taken and textually molested.

Later, QD.

LOLz... WORD