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jdm-civic
02-04-2010, 02:39 PM
i was wondering..... do they make carbon fiber forks and spoons? what about cf tooth brushes and dinner plates?........ just a thought because i would love to eat my cereal with a carbon fiber spoon

Okie_doke.
02-04-2010, 02:40 PM
Really?????

Jblizzard
02-04-2010, 02:41 PM
I have carbon fiber running shorts you can buy for 500 bucks. I run a mile in 3 minutes when I wear them with my Carbon Fiber Nike Shox.

BKgen®
02-04-2010, 02:47 PM
They make carbon fiber toilets, too. I heard they make the heaviest dump feel like a hotlap around Tsukuba.

jdm-civic
02-04-2010, 02:49 PM
lol..... i meAN cars can be slathered with it, why noy my house?

DVSRX-7
02-04-2010, 02:50 PM
i have some carbon fiber condoms! they feel like your wearing nothing!















































& u hump way faster too, i finished in 2.4sec!

BKgen®
02-04-2010, 02:53 PM
i have some carbon fiber condoms! they feel like your wearing nothing!



& u hump way faster too, i finished in 2.4sec!

Holy shit!! Did you have to use traction control?

Nemesis
02-04-2010, 02:54 PM
i have some carbon fiber condoms! they feel like your wearing nothing!






I heard that was a requirement to get into MissCourtneys Singles Meet.










ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I went there.

BKgen®
02-04-2010, 02:55 PM
I heard that was a requirement to get into MissCourtneys Singles Meet.










ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I went there.

Reps on their way to your CP.

DVSRX-7
02-04-2010, 03:10 PM
Holy shit!! Did you have to use traction control?

fuck no! i turned that shit off! :idb: thats y i went so fast!

DVSRX-7
02-04-2010, 03:11 PM
I heard that was a requirement to get into MissCourtneys Singles Meet.










ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I went there.



LOL

5speed
02-04-2010, 03:17 PM
Funny shit in here...I LOL'd

EL42
02-04-2010, 03:25 PM
They make carbon fiber toilets, too. I heard they make the heaviest dump feel like a hotlap around Tsukuba.
or a hot lap from Taco Mac to the house.:lmfao:

T.S.
02-04-2010, 03:38 PM
Mens wedding rings are the new carbon fiber thing you can get... I saw them at D. Geller and Sons.

jdm-civic
02-04-2010, 03:43 PM
really? wow, now i can have a good reason to get married

Princess12
02-04-2010, 03:44 PM
i have some carbon fiber condoms! they feel like your wearing nothing!

& u hump way faster too, i finished in 2.4sec!

Hm... looks like I'm boycotting those!

BluesClues
02-04-2010, 04:56 PM
What about carbon fiber socks? Helps to walk faster

blaknoize
02-04-2010, 04:59 PM
I had a carbon fiber napkin... but I could only use it once :(

blaknoize
02-04-2010, 05:00 PM
what about carbon fiber bra's? I heard the lift they give is amazing and they resist tit corrosion.

BluesClues
02-04-2010, 05:07 PM
What about carbon fiber panties? The light of weight of them makes them easier to fall off

DVSRX-7
02-04-2010, 05:13 PM
Hm... looks like I'm boycotting those!

dont do it! :no:

DVSRX-7
02-04-2010, 05:15 PM
What about carbon fiber panties? The light of weight of them makes them easier to fall off

you have a good head on your shoulders! marry me? :idb:

5speed
02-04-2010, 05:16 PM
Carbon fiber sybian machine!!! Allows penetration of the pussy up to 200x per second!

BluesClues
02-04-2010, 06:17 PM
you have a good head on your shoulders! marry me? :idb:
LOL! Got kids?

DVSRX-7
02-04-2010, 06:19 PM
LOL! Got kids?

NOT YET :ninja:

AeeCeeCard
02-04-2010, 08:49 PM
i want a damn carbon fiber body. screw bones and shit!
i want me so cf son!

badassf4i
02-04-2010, 08:57 PM
lol. i have a carbon wallet and wedding ring

DVSRX-7
02-04-2010, 09:00 PM
lol. i have a carbon wallet and wedding ring

:liar:

:ttiwwp:

5speed
02-04-2010, 09:02 PM
i want a damn carbon fiber body. screw bones and shit!
i want me so cf son!

You might want to get carbon kevlar

jdm-civic
02-04-2010, 09:26 PM
i wish i has cf turds so they would drop faster

Sammich
02-04-2010, 09:36 PM
really? wow, now i can have a good reason to get married
BULLSHIT...








































































there's never a good reason to get married unless these are the candidates

http://cdn.complex.com/assets/images/Individuals/Complex_Women/102008/sanaa-lathan-560.jpg
http://www.blindiforthekids.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/alicia-keys-fit-grey-dress-the-late-show.jpg
http://www.tshirtwatch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/halle-berry-wet-shirt.jpg



jus sayin

jdm-civic
02-05-2010, 02:02 PM
wow, ok you have a point there.....but i still want a cf ring tho....

True Pyroman
02-05-2010, 03:31 PM
http://web.media.mit.edu/~jkestner/spoon/big/12012008352.jpg

found and done. here's link on how he did it!
http://web.media.mit.edu/~jkestner/spoon/

.:Stirfry:.
02-05-2010, 03:34 PM
lol

oneSLOWex
02-05-2010, 03:46 PM
carbon fiber razor blades....you need those

Sammich
02-05-2010, 05:01 PM
LIRL @ CUSTOM CF SPOON

Greddypacked
02-05-2010, 06:08 PM
i was wondering..... do they make carbon fiber forks and spoons? what about cf tooth brushes and dinner plates?........ just a thought because i would love to eat my cereal with a carbon fiber spoon

:headslap: Alright so you really need the high strong-to weight ratio carbon fiber spoon while eating. I MEAN HOW FAST DO YOU EAT LOL?

T.S.
02-05-2010, 09:35 PM
http://www.helzberg.com/product/jewelry/rings/mens/ceramic+%26+carbon+fiber+wedding+ring+1679833.do?s ortby=ourPicks

Actually I apologize this is the one I saw at helzberg not D.Gellar. :cheers:

jdm-civic
02-05-2010, 11:16 PM
^^ man that is cool as f'k.....i want one and props to dude with the cf spoon...... i think cf is the car persons crack, i think imma have to have rehab...., (Hi, my name is kevin, and im addicted to carbon fiber)

Kasper
02-05-2010, 11:26 PM
oh shit!! they got them in Blue carbon fiber!! i got my wedding ring picked out!! hell yeah!

AeeCeeCard
02-06-2010, 02:38 AM
screw getting hitched! imma buy one, wear it daily and the bitches will come. you know women always stealing "married" men.
SCORE
carbon fiber ring ANNNNDDDDD crazy women.
who doesnt want both?

1990wade
02-06-2010, 03:20 AM
screw getting hitched! imma buy one, wear it daily and the bitches will come. you know women always stealing "married" men.
SCORE
carbon fiber ring ANNNNDDDDD crazy women.
who doesnt want both?


haha reps

miragemaniac
02-06-2010, 03:29 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!what a stupid thread...(sorry i'm drinkin):P funny tho

Humphrizzle
02-06-2010, 04:13 AM
my carbon fiber broom helps me clean up in no time!

my carbon fiber toilet is superior to your toilet.

BluesClues
02-06-2010, 07:42 PM
NOT YET :ninja:
We could probably work that out lol

jdm-civic
02-07-2010, 12:20 PM
carbon fiber boxers anyone?? just dont sit down too fast, cf splinter are a pain in the azz(no pun intended)