yo momma jokes

[HatchHero]

put a number by them



1. Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

[punkr6]

2. yo mamma so fat, she puts her belt on with a boom-a-rang....

[Nerdsrock22]

3.
http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv346/sophomoriccontent/sean_connery_joke.jpg

[HatchHero]

3. Your mother is a whore.



4. Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

[HatchHero]

5. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

[Skorcher]

6. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

[Okie_doke.]

7. yo mamma's so stupid she bought a donut then took it back cuz it had a hole in it

[HatchHero]

6. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."





:lmfao:!!!!!!!

[HatchHero]

8. Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

[Skorcher]

9. Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt

[Nemesis]

Yo momma so fat she makes IA girls appealing.

[HatchHero]

9. Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt


lol


9. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

[BKgen®]

1998 called. They want their jokes back.

[HatchHero]

^^ good one but there was no yo momma before it

[Nerdsrock22]

1998 called. They want their jokes back.

I remember buying yo mama joke books at the book fair in elementary school, along with a fresh Lamborghini Diablo poster.

[HatchHero]

I remember buying yo mama joke books at the book fair in elementary school, along with a fresh Lamborghini Diablo poster.



elementary school book fair????? :lmfao:

[BKgen®]

I remember buying yo mama joke books at the book fair in elementary school, along with a fresh Lamborghini Diablo poster.

From the book fair? Yeah -- I got the Derek Jeter poster. After that, we went to Skate Country and told yo momma jokes while we ate pizza and played San Francisco Rush.

[HatchHero]

From the book fair? Yeah -- I got the Derek Jeter poster. After that, we went to Skate Country and told yo momma jokes while we ate pizza and played San Francisco Rush.


rush was the shit. finding all the hidden pathways


10. Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

[Nerdsrock22]

From the book fair? Yeah -- I got the Derek Jeter poster. After that, we went to Skate Country and told yo momma jokes while we ate pizza and played San Francisco Rush.

I used to love how my Jnco's fit over those rollerblades; with the chain wallet hangin.

[HatchHero]

I used to love how my Jnco's fit over those rollerblades; with the chain wallet hangin.



i still have my first set of roces

11. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

[BKgen®]

I used to love how my Jnco's fit over those rollerblades; with the chain wallet hangin.

Hell yeah. My 'yo momma' jokery couldn't be touched. I was the man -- with my Limp Bizkit t-shirt and 1996 Atlanta Olympics windbreaker.

[HatchHero]

Hell yeah. My 'yo momma' jokery couldn't be touched. I was the man -- with my Limp Bizkit t-shirt and 1996 Atlanta Olympics windbreaker.


well spit then homie!!

12. Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid

[Skorcher]

I still have a pair of Jnco's that fit lol

[DVSRX-7]

all ya mommas is stupid for letting u fucks say these dumb ass jokes

[Nerdsrock22]

I still have a pair of Jnco's that fit lol

I would pay top dollar for a mint pair of Kangaroo's.

http://www.doggs.com.ar/blog/jnco-jeans-kangaroo.jpg

[Nerdsrock22]

Hell yeah. My 'yo momma' jokery couldn't be touched. I was the man -- with my Limp Bizkit t-shirt and 1996 Atlanta Olympics windbreaker.

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z240/Johnny-Sells/N2409/DSCN8410.jpg

[xxbckiexx]

13. yo mama's pussy's so nasty, they eat that shit on fear factor.

[teh_mugen18]

14. Yo momma's so fat, she sweats Crisco.

[HatchHero]

14. Yo momma's so fat, she sweats Crisco.



lol

15. Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

[HatchHero]

I would pay top dollar for a mint pair of Kangaroo's.

http://www.doggs.com.ar/blog/jnco-jeans-kangaroo.jpg


fo sho'

[Black4DrEK]

hahahahaha


Yo mama SOOOOOOOO FAT, she tripped over WALMART and landed on TARGET!!!!! bwahahaha

[HatchHero]

hahahahaha


Yo mama SOOOOOOOO FAT, she tripped over WALMART and landed on TARGET!!!!! bwahahaha





LOL!!!!!!

[xxbckiexx]

hahahahaha


Yo mama SOOOOOOOO FAT, she tripped over WALMART and landed on TARGET!!!!! bwahahaha

lol dumb..

yo mama so fat when i climbed up on the bitch and yawned my ears popped!

[Skorcher]

I would pay top dollar for a mint pair of Kangaroo's.

http://www.doggs.com.ar/blog/jnco-jeans-kangaroo.jpg

Top dollar huh? I don't know if they'd fit, but http://cgi.ebay.com/jnco-kangaroo-34-wide-leg-raver-jeans-sz-32-32_W0QQitemZ350311410785QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_CSA_ MC_Jeans?hash=item51902fec61

[HatchHero]

16. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared

[Black4DrEK]

Yo mama soooooooooo FAT she on BOTH sides of the family!!! JAJAJA

[HatchHero]

Yo mama soooooooooo FAT she on BOTH sides of the family!!! JAJAJA




LOL!!!!!!!!!

[Black4DrEK]

yo mama SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAT, she steped on the scale it said......

TO BE CONTINUED!!!! jajajajajjaja

[Black4DrEK]

yo mama is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY, she even made OBAMA lose hope!!


hahahahahaha

[HatchHero]

18. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!



BWAHAHAHAH

[HatchHero]

LOL!!!!! KEEP EM COMING!!!

[HatchHero]

20. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp

[Black4DrEK]

18. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!



BWAHAHAHAH

lol...

yo im running out of them..I feel like im in Elementary school again..

[Black4DrEK]

lol

yo mama is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY, when she was born her incubator had TINTED WINDOWS!!!

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJJAJ

[Black4DrEK]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH


YO mama is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY, look like somebody did the STANKY LEG on her FACE!!!

[HatchHero]

do da stanky leg!!!!!!!

[HatchHero]

22. Yo mama SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bald you can see whats on her mind!!!!!!!




HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

[Black4DrEK]

22. Yo mama SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bald you can see whats on her mind!!!!!!!




HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!


hahahaha wtf.. lol

[EG_Ryder]

23. Yo Mama so fat her belly button has an echo

[EG_Ryder]

24.Yo mama so fat, when we have sex i have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in

[EG_Ryder]

25. Yo mama is so fat, her nickname is "DAMN!"

[EG_Ryder]

26. Yo mama so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company.

[AirMax95]

27. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!

[AirMax95]

28. Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

[AirMax95]

29. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

[BKgen®]

YO DAWG


YO MOMMA BE SO DUMB AND SHIT, SHE AKTCHU... AKCHUAL... ACT.... SHE REALLY BELIEVES THESE JOKES BE FUNNY AND SHIT YO.

[BluesClues]

30. Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

[BluesClues]

31. Yo momma's teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter

lololol

[Nerdsrock22]

YO DAWG


YO MOMMA BE SO DUMB AND SHIT, SHE AKTCHU... AKCHUAL... ACT.... SHE REALLY BELIEVES THESE JOKES BE FUNNY AND SHIT YO.

My reputation points, they are depleted.

[DVSRX-7]

tu madre es tan pendeja que ni te ensenio SPANISH!

yes ur mom is that stupid

[HatchHero]

keep them coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HatchHero]

33. YO MOMMA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POOR THAT WHEN I ASKED HER WHATS FOR DINNER.... SHE PUT HER FOOT ON THE TABLE AND SAID CORN!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MY REP POINTS ARE ALL GONE!!!!

[HatchHero]

34. Your momma's SOOOOOOOOO smelly she made Right Guard go left!!!!!!!!

YALL CANT BEAT ME!!!!!!!

[HatchHero]

YO DAWG


YO MOMMA BE SO DUMB AND SHIT, SHE AKTCHU... AKCHUAL... ACT.... SHE REALLY BELIEVES THESE JOKES BE FUNNY AND SHIT YO.



lol!!!!!!

[HatchHero]

35. Your momma is SOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN ugly her nickname is hairy pooter!!!

[HatchHero]

36.Yo momma SOOOOOO ugly she put the Boogie man outta business!!!!!!!!!!

[EG_Ryder]

37. Yo mama so freaky her vibrator has Vtec!

[ultm8mind]

37. Yo mama so freaky her vibrator has Vtec!

38. Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up.

[HatchHero]

38. Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up.



that one is good!!!:boobies:

[xxbckiexx]

39. Yo momma so fat.. the bitch wakes up in sections.

[BluesClues]

40. Yo momma so dumb, when I said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and spoon.

[HatchHero]

40. Yo momma so dumb, when I said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl and spoon.


LOL!!! good one!! :lmfao:

[HatchHero]

41. YO momma SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO big transfat runs from her!!!!

[xxbckiexx]

42. Yo momma so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

[j0nbunklah0m]

43. Yo momma's so ugly, they used her as a prop on "Yo momma"

[teh_mugen18]

Whatchusaybout ma MOMMA?!!

[HatchHero]

LMA on!!!!!


44. YO MOMMA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps

[EG_Ryder]

these jokes are soo easy, i guess that why they call them YO MAMA!

[MikeG]

45. yo momma so stupid on the way to Disney World she saw a sign that said "Disney World Left" so she went home.

[HatchHero]

^^^ LOL!!

[HatchHero]

46. Yo mama SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on!!!!!!

IM ON FIYA!!!!!!!!