trythefly
03-29-2005, 02:38 PM
The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a
>synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi
>and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
>
>"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
>
>"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
>
>"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When we
>haveenough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then,
>they send us a free box of candles."
>
>"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question actually
>had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another question, in his
>obnoxious way...
>
>"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs
>from the matzo?"
>
>Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, " we actually collect up the crumbs, we
>send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they
>send a box of matzo balls."
>
>"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
>
>"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the
>circumcisions? "
>
>"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save
>up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the
>"Internal Revenue Service"
>
>"Internal Revenue Service?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.
>
>Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue Service. And about once a
>year, they send us a little prick like you.
>synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi
>and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
>
>"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
>
>"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
>
>"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When we
>haveenough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then,
>they send us a free box of candles."
>
>"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question actually
>had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another question, in his
>obnoxious way...
>
>"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs
>from the matzo?"
>
>Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, " we actually collect up the crumbs, we
>send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they
>send a box of matzo balls."
>
>"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
>
>"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the
>circumcisions? "
>
>"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save
>up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the
>"Internal Revenue Service"
>
>"Internal Revenue Service?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.
>
>Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue Service. And about once a
>year, they send us a little prick like you.