Man Caught at Airport with 44 lizards in pants..

[xxbckiexx]

How fucking stupid does someone have to be to attempt to get past airport security with a bunch of lizards in their tighty-whities ?? http://www.socnet.com/images/smilies/eek.gif

Being a group of world travelers - what are some of the strangest things you have seen at an airport; domestic or international?

(some of the pre 9/11 stories should be interesting... http://www.socnet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif )

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35087291/ns/travel-news/

[tmracing83]

Are you fcking kidding me... Wow.



Ps. love your sig.

[Kevykev]

hahahahaha, wish i could've been there at customs to witness that.


p.s

Look at how tastes can differ. I personally think that's the only way that girl in his sig can be perceived to have some form of "an ass."

Do not want.

[AdriSciontC]

I was called a stupid American in customs in London back in Dec 2000... they said Caucasian was not an ethnicity... in AMERICA it is... fuckers...

[eraser4g63]

I walked through airport security in Honduras and then through security and customs in Miami with a Rambo size combat knife in my carry on ( forgot it was in there). Nothing was ever said and this was in 1998.

[Kevykev]

Nothing was ever said and this was in 1998.


You just made your own post irrelevant.


That was funny to me.

[xxbckiexx]

You just made your own post irrelevant.


That was funny to me.

how is it irrelevant? i asked those to share stories, and specifically stated that pre 911 stories would probably be more enjoyable.

[Dr.G35]

I walked through security with nail clippers pre 9/11. Yea I'm a bad ass, no need to tell me.

[Kevykev]

Hahahahahahhah


how is it irrelevant? i asked those to share stories, and specifically stated that pre 911 stories would probably be more enjoyable.

Hahahahaha i didn't even read that hahahhaa!


I....I made my own post irrelevant?

:thinking:

[Kevykev]

ok, ok.

My insurance gave me a swiss army knife (key chain size), I went to mexico for my honeymoon.

I forgot i had it on me...

TSA got me for my sht!!!

[xxbckiexx]

Hahahahahahhah



Hahahahaha i didn't even read that hahahhaa!


I....I made my own post irrelevant?

:thinking:


:lmfao::lmfao:
self pwnage!

[Total_Blender]

Is that 44 lizards in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

I'm tired of these motherfuckin lizards on this motherfukin plane.

[xxbckiexx]

Strictly from a analytical point of view, how do you stand in front of a urinal and sort through the herd to take a leak? I mean really?

Hell, I guess that would be easier than taking a dump.

[AdriSciontC]

Who carries lizards in their pants... trouser snakes, I understand... but lizards?

[Kevykev]

Strictly from a analytical point of view, how do you stand in front of a urinal and sort through the herd to take a leak? I mean really?

Hell, I guess that would be easier than taking a dump.

I'm sure the were strapped or holstered in some form of...hahahah

HOLSTERED LOLOL

[HarietTubgrl]

I walked through security with nail clippers pre 9/11. Yea I'm a bad ass, no need to tell me.
ooooo living dangerously lol :D

[Dr.G35]

ooooo living dangerously lol :D
i sleep with my eyes open. since i told you that, i have to kill you.











































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maybe:ninja:

[Slomaro Z28]

Strictly from a analytical point of view, how do you stand in front of a urinal and sort through the herd to take a leak? I mean really?

Hell, I guess that would be easier than taking a dump.

Never heard of draining the lizard, or in this case lizards?

[xxbckiexx]

Never heard of draining the lizard, or in this case lizards?

of course i have.. i was remarking upon the paradox of actually have to drain.. the lizards. lolol.

[Total_Blender]

I'm sure the were strapped or holstered in some form of...hahahah

HOLSTERED LOLOL

Maybe he has a pouch for them like the Beastmaster has for his ferret. :goodjob:

Really though, 44 baby geckos would not take up a whole lot of space.

http://gallery.pethobbyist.com/data/15209BabyPictus.JPG


But the real story here is that these geckos were

1.) really expensive in Europe

2.) impossible to transport/own without a license of some sort. You can't just bring in creatures from a foreign place because they might be invasive species.

The guy was trying to get around getting the permits and paying the duties on his lizards.

[Jrh1992]

Saw a guy one time with a 14" saw blade on him and had no idea why he was stopped by the security