Hugo Chavez Mouthpiece Says U.S. Hit Haiti With 'Earthquake Weapon'

[AirMax95]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583588,00.html


The United States apparently possesses an "earthquake weapon" that set off the catastrophic quake in Haiti and killed 200,000 innocents. Don't believe it's true? Just ask Hugo Chavez.

[jhadleyh]

Someone needs to kill his bitchass Nice find repps

[TSiFTW]

The US are bad ass mother fuckers yo. We can change the weather and shit. Above top secret. Repeat DO NOT FUCK with the US ever. We will wipe you out with Hurricanes, Earthquakes, and Tsunamis. We don't need no damn Nukes.

seriously though, that might be the dumbest thing ever said by a human being.

[Total_Blender]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,583588,00.html

Didn't you know that Pat Robertson can telepathically cause a disaster anywhere in the world? I mean we evil liberals have been working on our weather machine for a long time...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2364/2265799332_477c893c47.jpg?v=0

But this asshole can cause disasters just by asking Jesus...

http://www.belch.com/img/legpress.jpg

He can also leg press like a million pounds. :crazy:

As usual, Chavez isn't making any sense... we have nothing to gain at all by occupying Haiti, as we found out when we occupied Haiti in 1994 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Uphold_Democracy).

[5speed]

LOL, that is hilarious. We do have shock wave weapons though for underwater, but no way near strong enough to cause any sort of disaster like that of course. haha

[David88vert]

Wow, Chavez failed high school obviously. He has no idea of what it takes to form a hurricane. Nor does he seem to realize where mos ot them in the Atlantic start forming. I'll give him a hint - it's not of the US coastline.

[Jrh1992]

And this guy/ idiot runs a country? WTF

[One_Bad_SHO]

We unleashed Captain Planet on Haiti.

[5speed]

We unleashed Captain Planet on Haiti.
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[ed_gm90]

chavez ftw

[Machado]

lol

[dallasb84]

ummmm the us china russian and europe has,,,,, wheather manipulation stuff...

aka haarp.

haarp i strong enough to actually heat the ionosphere causeing dramatic changes in weather...

haarp is also used to communicate with submarines and underwater laborotories....

some conspiracy theorists.... and nikola tesla... the guy that invented this shit...... invented it to.... changed weather.... and manipulate the earths crust.... just sayin


hugo chaves could be right........


take what kadoffi (cant spell his fucking name) said at the united nations recently...... most of it was true.... and we all laughed at him

[dallasb84]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/100445/paranormal-tv-holes-in-heaven-haarp-and-advances-in-tesla-technology

heres a video of what im talking about and prolly what chavez is blabbing aboot