View Full Version : I am Stoner
thecrazyone
01-21-2010, 07:49 PM
We are Stoner.
We go to work everyday.
We've thought about life more than you can understand.
We've values that you overlook.
We are the ones who hold your hair while your poison ejects itself.
We are the ones who can talk to the cop, since you can't even stand.
We are prosecuted by those who are jealous of our zeal.
We don't need help or your opinion, or that new fancy liver.
We are understanding, compassionate and forgiving. If the laws changed tomorrow, we would not hold spite for all the years or harassment.
We are joyous, happy and outgoing. Not only do we love the greatness we have found in life, but feel compelled to share it with you as well.
We are dependable, chivalrous and loyal. We don't smoke to much pot and accidentally screw our best friends girlfriend.
We are accepting, trusting and doubtless. Ethnicity? Race? Social status? Don't worry about all that, sit down and have a toke with us.
We will not give up. We will survive your trials. We will endure your lies. And sooner or later, we will win.
We are all together. We all accept each other. We are all one.
We are Stoner.
http://highdeas.com/philosophy/I_Am_Stoner :goodjob:
nreggie454
01-21-2010, 08:05 PM
I am for the legalization of marijuana and all, but have you seen a stoned person talk to a cop? Sometimes they are OK but other times you can tell they are freaking the fuck out, maaaaannnn.
81911SC
01-21-2010, 09:08 PM
God this guy is an idiot.
Got Milk?
01-21-2010, 11:16 PM
what?
As I understand this is about marijuana getting legalized?
So here is my opinion.
If marijuana is to ever be legalized, they would first need to come out with marijuana detector. And same rule should apply as alcohol. Can't be high in public, cant be behind a wheel, and so on.
LOL Just imagine if everyone was high all the time, nobody would wanna do shit.
oneSLOWex
01-21-2010, 11:24 PM
god damn hippies
AFSil80
01-21-2010, 11:43 PM
Do you always make shitty threads like this when you're baked?
If so, find another goddamn hobby already. The last thing I wanna hear is some self-righteous stoner talk about how he's better than everyone because 'hes reached a new level of humanitarian understanding.' I've got good friends that smoke weed, but they don't carry this kind of attitude.
00 blk G20t
01-21-2010, 11:45 PM
i like it better illegal.....if it was legal there would be crappy gov. weed with no THC everywhere.....keeping it taboo is best i think. lots of growers will agree since thats how they make the $$$$$$.
marcos713
01-21-2010, 11:45 PM
I am for the legalization of marijuana and all, but have you seen a stoned person talk to a cop? Sometimes they are OK but other times you can tell they are freaking the fuck out, maaaaannnn.
ive personally talked to a cop stoned. idk why people freak out. i was at a friends house with more of my friends and as we were leaving we see a cop roll down the hill, shines the spot light at us and gets out of the car. the officer came and took my info down b/c my old eclipse fit the description of a car leaving a robbery in the neighborhood. in 5min 2 more cops showed up. i had to talk to her and act as sober as possible lol. it and drizzling slightly that night so i guess that helped to cover up the smell lol. we got lucky. but after that the high went away:( we just had the munchies so we hit up waffle house:D
98blackcivic
01-21-2010, 11:46 PM
hey if you wanna talk about drugs and shit like that, go to this forum www.waytoomany.com..
this a car forum and stuff that relates to that..i hate druggiess
00 blk G20t
01-21-2010, 11:48 PM
hey if you wanna talk about drugs and shit like that, go to this forum www.waytoomany.com (http://www.waytoomany.com)..
this a car forum and stuff that relates to that..i hate druggiess
but you knew what the thread was about before you clicked it.....wtf you can talk about all this other non car shit on here...hell even the news talks about weed....grow up dude....
98blackcivic
01-21-2010, 11:50 PM
but you knew what the thread was about before you clicked it.....wtf you can talk about all this other non car shit on here...hell even the news talks about weed....grow up dude....
kill ur self
oneSLOWex
01-21-2010, 11:50 PM
but you knew what the thread was about before you clicked it.....wtf you can talk about all this other non car shit on here...hell even the news talks about weed....grow up dude....
shouldnt you be killing brain cells or something?
00 blk G20t
01-21-2010, 11:55 PM
^i only got 2 left and they are fighting dude....place your bets.....
00 blk G20t
01-22-2010, 12:09 AM
kill ur self
:blah: and you need to learn to edit faster.
oneSLOWex
01-22-2010, 12:10 AM
^i only got 2 left and they are fighting dude....place your bets.....
http://www.jamestowndistributors.com/userportal/woeimages/00001668.jpg
blaknoize
01-22-2010, 12:16 AM
Dare to keep kids off drugs... what happened?
oneSLOWex
01-22-2010, 12:17 AM
Dare to keep kids off drugs... what happened?
LMAO that shit was a joke
98blackcivic
01-22-2010, 12:24 AM
so anyway...how was everyone elses day?
00 blk G20t
01-22-2010, 12:27 AM
its only been 26 minutes...how should i know, or did you mean how was everyones yesterday?
98blackcivic
01-22-2010, 12:28 AM
its only been 26 minutes...how should i know, or did you mean how was everyones yesterday?
u got me there
good job, high five!
AFSil80
01-22-2010, 12:36 AM
so anyway...how was everyone elses day?
Not too bad until I got to this bullshit thread.
thecrazyone
01-22-2010, 01:09 AM
ya'll are jokes. and i just thought it was comical and posted it, if you dont like sweet see ya later.
98blackcivic
01-22-2010, 02:46 AM
i like kitty n ur sig!
dallasb84
01-22-2010, 04:27 AM
what the hell makes yall think cops dont smoke weed. seriously. what makes you think they dont go to the bar and drink a beer or two then go drive home.. what makes you think that the cop that probably smelled weed on you (cuz it really does stink) didnt fuck with you because he was young once or was sweating bullets at his last random piss test. cops are looking for dumbass motherfucking drunkdrivers, superspeeders, and drug dealers..... god damn get real people......... besides the dumbasses that joined the military to get the fuck outa dodge...... who do you think ended up bein cops.......
probably a dumbass stoner that....... got clean.
RedEj8
01-22-2010, 12:31 PM
We are hungry.
98blackcivic
01-22-2010, 01:38 PM
We are hungry.
the thing n ur sig looks hungry lulz
RedEj8
01-22-2010, 03:41 PM
lol wtf is happening in your sig?
I mean obviously he got book bags thrown at him but..story?
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