lol

[Julio]

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you'll let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him shocked and said "Hell no!" He said "I'll be real quick-I'll throw the m...oney on the floor, you bend over to get it, and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up!" She thought for a moment and told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200. Pick up the money really really fast, and he won't even be able to get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the proposal. 30 minutes go by and the boyfriend is still waitin for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks, "What the fuck happened?" Still breathing hard she managed to

reply, "That bastard had all QUARTERS!!

[mocha latte cupcake]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[98blackcivic]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr Egg Rollllll]

!!!!!111!!1!1!!!!!!!!

[roxie911]

I got this in a text once...I laughed then

[mocha latte cupcake]

I got this in a text once...I laughed then

correction... you SENT this in a text once... you were that girl weren't you? :yes:


bow chika bow wow :idb:

[EL42]

THROWING UP FROM LAUGHTER. good one i needed that.

[Boosted FC]

Nice.....:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[1990wade]

nice:goodjob:

[Jrh1992]

That was fucking good:goodjob:

[roxie911]

correction... you SENT this in a text once... you were that girl weren't you? :yes:


bow chika bow wow :idb:

Noooo...I did not have a bf at the time when I recieved the text.

FAIL, Jim, FAIL!

[Miss.Kayla]

hell nah LMAO

[collins]

Lol... Um... His name isn't Jim ;)

[roxie911]

Lol... Um... His name isn't Jim ;)

I know that...it's what I call him

[The Ninja]

Lol, good one.

[Kevykev]

Always funny.

[MongolPup]

Noooo...I did not have a bf at the time when I recieved the text.

FAIL, Jim, FAIL!


Lol... Um... His name isn't Jim ;)


I know that...it's what I call him

You better cut that shit out before I ban you.

[S2KJD]

heard it bf and its still funny! lol

[bigdare23]

LMAO

[Hulud]

hahahah

[roxie911]

You better cut that shit out before I ban you.

:cry:
It's so much easier than saying JM though

[swimshark]

haha good one

[JDMbabe]

hahahah very nice

[Got Milk?]

I never heard of the joke before, but I knew how it would end up. >.< I didn't laugh one bit.