It's me, Sammich! (NWS MongolPup Edition)

[Sammich]

our own ice cream paint job

http://pics.livejournal.com/heroinyell/pic/00011yaa/s320x240

:ninja:

[DB4LYFE ™]

nom nom nom!

~DB4LYFE

[MongolPup]

Oh I thought you were going to nom nom her cooter or something.

[roxie911]

YOU BASTARD!!

[DB4LYFE ™]

SAMMURCH haz ice cream reps!!

NOM NOM!

~DB4LYFE

[b@d @pple]

lol

[-EnVus-]

our own cream paint job
:ninja:
:bump:

[MongolPup]

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 2 characters.

[Sammich]

i poured cream on the inside, cream on the outside

:ninja:

[b@d @pple]

i poured cream on the inside, cream on the outside

:ninja:

:idb:

[roxie911]

i poured cream on the inside, cream on the outside

:ninja:

Mmmmm...chocolate cream ;)

[b@d @pple]

Mmmmm...chocolate cream ;)

:no:

[MongolPup]

Oh Sammich, http://www.roeblingroad.com/schedule.html

[1990wade]

COOKIES AND CREAM:ninja:

[roxie911]

Oh Sammich, http://www.roeblingroad.com/schedule.html

:offtopic:

[DB4LYFE ™]

peaches!

~DB4LYFE

[b@d @pple]

i thought black guys only like fatass white bitches

[b@d @pple]

:offtopic:

attention whore its ok

[amandDA]

creampie!

[b@d @pple]

creampie!

anal creampie ftw

[slostang]

i thought black guys only like fatass white bitches

if you see a big white girl smokin KOOLS, wait a minute and you'll see a half black baby run back to her.

[NVEOUS]

OH WOW!!!!!!!!



















:lmfao:

[DB4LYFE ™]

http://www.jhbenoit.com/smile/images/PenIceCream.jpg


roxie found!

~DB4LYFE

[MongolPup]

anal creampie ftw

Strawberry creampie ftw?

[roxie911]

roxie found!

~DB4LYFE

I AM NOT ASIAN!!

[1990wade]

i thought black guys only like fatass white bitches

THAT SMOKE TEH NEWPORTS AND HAVE THAT SAME SHORT HAIRCUT :no:

[b@d @pple]

Strawberry creampie ftw?

that too..but whats better than girl letting you cum in her butt?

answer that sir

[DB4LYFE ™]

creampie!


Only i haz!

~DB4LYFE

[b@d @pple]

I AM NOT ASIAN!!

but you blow half black dick?

[MongolPup]

that too..but whats better than girl letting you cum in her butt?

answer that sir

Fucking a girl with a sandpaper condom? (The outside, not the inside duh)

[roxie911]

but you blow half black dick?


The title: So Roxie and I were THINKING

key word...just sayin

[DB4LYFE ™]

Roxie loves half and half! :ninja:

~DB4LYFE

[b@d @pple]

The title: So Roxie and I were THINKING

key word...just sayin

hey half blonde,i was talking about the picture..you said "im not asian"

[Sammich]

epic lawlz @ azn pic


i thought black guys only like fatass white bitches

i wanted to give her some thick protein to thicken her up a bit, na ming




Oh Sammich, http://www.roeblingroad.com/schedule.html



when u want to hit it up

[roxie911]

Roxie loves half and half! :ninja:

~DB4LYFE


Last I checked...Sammich was all black. If I'm gonna go black...I'm gonna go ALL THE WAY :lmao:

[Ed]

I'm thinking about banning him again...

[roxie911]

Ok...people need to make their points more clear!!

I'm a blonde now lol

[b@d @pple]

Last I checked...Sammich was all black. If I'm gonna go black...I'm gonna go ALL THE WAY :lmao:

fucking clueless

[1990wade]

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH:eek:

[DB4LYFE ™]

o lawd!

~DB4LYFE

[Sammich]

I'm thinking about banning him again...
i love it when you're hard

[MongolPup]

when u want to hit it up

Is your car ready/when is the next time you're going to your sisters for a weekend?

[MongolPup]

fucking clueless

ANSWER ME

[MongolPup]

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH:eek:

SUGAR COOKIE

[DB4LYFE ™]

poor SAMMICH!

~DB4LYFE

[MongolPup]

POSTED 3 TIMES IN A ROW

[Ed]

i love it when you're hard

that's fucking gay dude.

[b@d @pple]

Fucking a girl with a sandpaper condom? (The outside, not the inside duh)

yes thats better

[amandDA]

rocky road :yumyum:

[Sammich]

Is your car ready/when is the next time you're going to your sisters for a weekend?
as ready as its gona get lol

i can make it down here almost anytime i want to

and ed...fawk jew:tongue1:

[1990wade]

that's fucking gay dude.

only in certain situations

[roxie911]

that's fucking gay dude.

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[MongolPup]

POSTED 3 TIMES IN A ROW

YES, I

[MongolPup]

YES, I

DO

[MongolPup]

DO

WHAT

[MongolPup]

WHAT

I .

[MongolPup]

I .

WANT

[DB4LYFE ™]

ED loves teh half and half!

~DB4LYFE

[Ed]

White meat only. Sorry.

[b@d @pple]

mongol wtf is wrong with you

[roxie911]

White meat only. Sorry.

:yes::goodjob:

[Ed]

He's a mongol.

[b@d @pple]

:yes::goodjob:

:idb:

[MongolPup]

mongol wtf is wrong with you

I'm bored as hell, what's right with you?

[Ed]

:yes::goodjob:

How yoooou doing?

I mean, errr, Justin, hm, yeah.

*leaves*

[roxie911]

:idb:

:yes::yes::yes::yes:

[MongolPup]

LOL EDUARDO TE GUSTA LA NINAS DE BRAZIL TAMBIEN

[b@d @pple]

I'm bored as hell, what's right with you?

me too for sure

[Alan®]

Mike you ever just rub your leather?

[DB4LYFE ™]

White meat only. Sorry.


LIES......u speak dem!

~DB4LYFE

[b@d @pple]

How yoooou doing?

I mean, errr, Justin, hm, yeah.

*leaves*

:camera:

[Ed]

LOL EDUARDO TE GUSTA LA NINAS DE BRAZIL TAMBIEN

The white ones.....

[b@d @pple]

:yes::yes::yes::yes:

:goodjob:

[b@d @pple]

The white ones.....

with AIDZ

[Ed]

Get a room.

[Sammich]

so um..yea...roxie...u gona go trollllllllllllllin in my pantalones?

[DB4LYFE ™]

white lies

~DB4LYFE

[b@d @pple]

Get a room.

join.?

[b@d @pple]

white lies

~DB4LYFE

black lies

[DB4LYFE ™]

so um..yea...roxie...u gona go trollllllllllllllin in my pantalones?


PLEASE DO!!!!:yes:

then i can have my lady back........

~DB4LYFE

[NVEOUS]

Get a room.
x2

[Sammich]

Mike you ever just rub your leather?
this thread is definitely plan c

[roxie911]

so um..yea...roxie...u gona go trollllllllllllllin in my pantalones?

Nope...the agreement was I'd go along with this for 3 pages.

That's been done :D

[Ed]

That would be one cock too many in the room.

I mean, you can leave if you want. I'd join that way.

[b@d @pple]

PLEASE DO!!!!:yes:

then i can have my lady back........

~DB4LYFE

yo tengo un gato in los pantelones

[Sammich]

PLEASE DO!!!!:yes:

then i can have my lady back........

~DB4LYFE
pause..if u get roxxie i get amanda..and ur mom:ninja:

[b@d @pple]

That would be one cock too many in the room.

I mean, you can leave if you want. I'd join that way.

:cry:

[MongolPup]

Oh yum, Brazil!

[Ed]

Jim when are we going to my mother land yo?

[Sammich]

Nope...the agreement was I'd go along with this for 3 pages.

That's been done :D
muuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhtha.....

*starts rape*:bump:

[MongolPup]

How about tomorrow? I want to bring one back to fuck on the plane.

[1990wade]

:bump:

[Ed]

Dude, if you pay for your ticket I'm going sometime this year.

[MongolPup]

How much are tickets?

[Ed]

I may be able to get us a buddy pass. Prob 700.

[MongolPup]

Sweet Jesus.

[Sammich]

I may be able to get us a butt buddy pass. Prob 700.

damn i hate to see the regular price on these tickets, seems as if a man is giving up his ass for another mans pleasure the tickets should be damn near free

[Ed]

post moar

[roxie911]

That would be one cock too many in the room.

I mean, you can leave if you want. I'd join that way.

I just saw this.

Herro Mr. Brazilian :ninja:

[MongolPup]

This I may is your eyes that's fading away
if swear it I could only my mind see a curse just change love

[DB4LYFE ™]

this thread gettin ready to take a shit?

~DB4LYFE

[Ed]

I just saw this.

Herro Mr. Brazilian :ninja:

LOL Justin is one of my friends... I mean if he's cool with it then it's fair game.


This I may is your eyes that's fading away
if swear it I could only my mind see a curse just change love

That thing is beautiful.

But i wanna see more ass and tits.

[Ed]

i love it when you're hard

homo.

[MongolPup]

post moar

Alright.

[roxie911]

LOL Justin is one of my friends... I mean if he's cool with it then it's fair game.



That thing is beautiful.

But i wanna see more ass and tits.

You are taking this on a serious level lol I'm not actually interested

[Ed]

You are taking this on a serious level lol I'm not actually interested

I have my bitch. I'm not either.

[b@d @pple]

I just saw this.

Herro Mr. Brazilian :ninja:

:cockblock

[Ed]

Alright.

Attn Jim,

I love you.

No homo.

Yours truly,

Ed

[roxie911]

:cockblock

SHHHH!!!

:kiss:

[b@d @pple]

You are taking this on a serious level lol I'm not actually interested

dont lie

[Sammich]

this thread gettin ready to take a shit?

~DB4LYFE
it is, that means its time for me to dip out

[roxie911]

dont lie

I don't lie...you know this

[b@d @pple]

SHHHH!!!

:kiss::look:

[MongolPup]

But i wanna see more ass and tits.

Okay.

[b@d @pple]

I don't lie...you know this

:goodjob:

[Ed]

Jim get on gmail. I have some pedobear material to show you. :ninja:

[MongolPup]

But i wanna see more ass and tits.

Roger.

[Ed]

Okay.

Sometimes I wonder what I am doing in America....

[MongolPup]

But i wanna see more ass and tits.

Word.

[1990wade]

Sometimes I wonder what I am doing in America....


haha

[Ed]

Jim get on gmail damn it.

[MongolPup]

I purposefully didn't post the girls actually naked lulz

[MongolPup]

I'm on son.

[Sammich]

lol @ title change..

btw mongol...eminem told me about your bout w/ that chicken wang at wild wings...was a doosy huh? lol

[MongolPup]

Jesus it was. What Em doesn't know is how fucked up my stomach is....I'm talking ulcers, burping blood, stuff like that.

[Sammich]

Jesus it was. What Em doesn't know is how fucked up my stomach is....I'm talking ulcers, burping blood, stuff like that.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah well i may well have an ulcer now because of it, lord knows my stomach was fucked for 24hrs...the video he recorded didnt catch any pain, but the next 24hrs proved to be the worst EVARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!:lmfao:

[MongolPup]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah well i may well have an ulcer now because of it, lord knows my stomach was fucked for 24hrs...the video he recorded didnt catch any pain, but the next 24hrs proved to be the worst EVARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!:lmfao:

What did you choose for your shot?

[Sammich]

What did you choose for your shot?
the royal flush...i was like...i dont know wtf kinda shot i want, then the lady was like how bout a royal flush, crown royal came to mind, and i said good call, when u bring the shot, bring ur digits:ninja:

it went something like that :lmfao:

[MongolPup]

Patron Silver for me.

[Alan®]

should have had a 3 wise men

[Ed]

I just gave kelly a dutch oven......

She's sound asleep...

Great success.

[MongolPup]

Strawberry cream pie to face cock slap.

[Ed]

pink sock man...

[MongolPup]

I just remember turning my phone on after landing and that was the first text I got.

[Ed]

I just remember turning my phone on after landing and that was the first text I got.

lmfao...

awesome. good times.

do you know what a pink sock is?

[MongolPup]

No. Enlighten me as to your depraved sex term.

[Sammich]

lol

[Ed]

it's when you pound a girls ass so hard, her insides come out of the asshole... so it looks like a pink sock...

[MongolPup]

Oh haha I've seen a video of that.

[roxie911]

it's when you pound a girls ass so hard, her insides come out of the asshole... so it looks like a pink sock...

That's fucking GROSS!!

[Ed]

That's fucking GROSS!!

Don't act like you've never been given one.

[Ed]

how about a cleveland steamer?

[MongolPup]

Anal fisting?

[Ed]

Cleveland Steamer - buy cleveland steamer mugs, tshirts and magnets
The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Rusty Trombone - a rim job and hand job at the same time...

Angry dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Hot carl - the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.

blumpkin - The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

[Sammich]

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:: lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: @ eduardo

[roxie911]

Don't act like you've never been given one.

I can't say I have...so, that's still gross

[MongolPup]

...

[b@d @pple]

it's when you pound a girls ass so hard, her insides come out of the asshole... so it looks like a pink sock...

also called an ass tulip

[Sammich]

lulzzzzzzzzzz

[Ed]

hot lunch - the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk

angry pirate - when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

alabama hot pocket - The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'.

glass bottom boat - A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

abe lincoln - When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.

boston pancake - When you shit on a girl's (or guy's I guess) chest. This the supposed pancake. And everyone likes their pancakes with syrup, so you jizz on the shit. The jizz is key, without it, you are performing a Cleveland Steamer. I'm not sure where the change from Cleveland to Boston takes place, but it's somewhere between the cum leaving the penis and landing on the shit.

birmingham booty call - Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

dump truck - tucking the cock and balls between the legs and proceeding to ejaculate in the female's mouth while backing up and dropping a steamy load on her chest making crazy beeping noises like a dump truck

[b@d @pple]

hot lunch - the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk

angry pirate - when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

alabama hot pocket - The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'.

glass bottom boat - A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

abe lincoln - When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.

boston pancake - When you shit on a girl's (or guy's I guess) chest. This the supposed pancake. And everyone likes their pancakes with syrup, so you jizz on the shit. The jizz is key, without it, you are performing a Cleveland Steamer. I'm not sure where the change from Cleveland to Boston takes place, but it's somewhere between the cum leaving the penis and landing on the shit.

birmingham booty call - Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

dump truck - tucking the cock and balls between the legs and proceeding to ejaculate in the female's mouth while backing up and dropping a steamy load on her chest making crazy beeping noises like a dump truck

are you stealing these from my 2006 post?

[Ed]

are you stealing these from my 2006 post?

no, but i demand to see such post...

[Sammich]

this thread has taken a weird turn for the lol and worst

[b@d @pple]

1. Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.
2. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you shit on her chest.(a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
3. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and thenjerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
4. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
5. Golden Shower - Any form of peeing on a girl. (aka: watersports)
6. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area of a girl, it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
7. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty skank and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of this situation. Can be very painful.
8. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you withdraw your penis in order to poke it back into her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.
9. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.
10. Double Fishhook - From the doggy-style position, you hook your pinky fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.
11. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity.
12. Dog in a Bathtub - This is the proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
13. The Bronco - Back to reality with this classic. You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
14. Pink Glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
15. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed)
16. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down on her, you puke on her box. Happy trails!
17. Dirty Sanchez - While banging a girl doggy style, quickly stick 2 fingers deep into her starfish, then reach around and wipe the residue on her upper lip, providing her a mustache.
18. Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use; hence, western.
19. The Blumpkin - You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her suck you off while you're on the shitter.
20. The Bismark - Another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to spew, pull out and shoot all over her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and jism together.
21. Jelly Doughnut - A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.
22. Woody Woodpecker - While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead.
23. Tossing salad - Well known by now. A prison act where one person is forced to chow starfish with the help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. Jello, jism, etc
24. The Fish Eye - Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
26. The Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty Zena who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat. You punch her.
27. The Chili Dog - You take a dump on the girl's chest and then titty fuck her.
28. Gaylord Perry - Going to only one knuckle during an anal probe is for wimps. Make this famous knuckle-ball pitcher proud and use multiple digits on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of 2 knuckles required (either on one finger or on multiple).
29. The Rear Admiral - An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything
and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
30. Glass Bottom Boat - Putting saran wrap over the skank's face and taking a dump.
31. Ray Bans - Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head. You're can is on her forehead. Yes, it may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.
32. The Snowmobile - When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
33. The Dutch Oven - Also well known. Whenever you fart while humping, pull the covers over her head. Don't let her out until all movement ceases.

34. Smoking Pole - Self Explanatory. Don't use fire.
35. Rusty Trombone - Getting the reacharound while getting your salad tossed. Also known as milking the prostate.
36. Turkey Shoot - When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.
37. Stovepiping - Taking it in the Tush.
38. Rusty Anchor - After a healthy term of the Stovepiping, the recipient gets to enjoy a good fudgesicle.
39. Sandpiper - A stovepiping on the local beach, desert, or playground sandbox. Also known as the Sandblast.
40. Lucky Pierre - the middle man in a three way buttfuck. Also known as the french sandwich.
41.Divortex- A mystical place into which old friends are sucked when a married couple splits up.
42.Blump- To suck someone's dick while they are taking a dump.
43.Bustard- A very rude bus driver.
44.Cold Faithful- Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.
45.Grand pappy smash- To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.
46.Esplanade- To attempt an explanation while drunk.
47.Flatulence- The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
48.Butt Rodeo- When you're going at it with a girl, you flip her over real fast, start ramming her in the ass and yell as loud as possible "BUTT RODEO!" You then see how long you can ride her till she tosses ya off!
49.Bargoyle- The hideous old hair-spray hag who seems to live at your local watering hole. She usually smokes endlessly, spends hundreds of dollars a night on video-poker, and makes sexually threatening comments to frightened college freshmen.
50.Pasteurize- Once you get her hairy bush pasteurize, you got it licked!
51.Beerelevant- A point which does not seem to be particularly important, given enough beer
52.Mangry- Describing the anger of women who are angry at men, specifically. "She's such a bitch, she's just plain mangry."
53.Clitourist- A man who won't stop and ask for directions in bed. ie: "Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."
54.Stuffucking- The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly. (see also; Fugly)
55.Antlers- Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.
56.The Kangmin - while a girl is reciting bad poetry, you take her from behind.
57.The Flaming Amazon- This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then extinguish the flames with your jizz!
58.The Screwnicorn -When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
59.Split pissonality -When you're taking a leak you get two streams out of the one hole!
60.A Short in the Cord- A "code" phrase used by the common man to refer to Testicular Tendon Tangle Syndrome. Ex. "Oh fuck! My nuts are killing me... I think I've got a short in the cord."
61.Old Jism Trail -The stream of semen oozing down the chin and chest of someone who has just finished fellating a senior citizen.

62.Abdicate -To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
63.Lymph -To walk with a lisp.
64.Anal Boot- An anal boot is when you take a of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with theircock and then the mixture is poured through the >>>>crack of a man ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game.
65.Australian Death Grip- The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Another great opportunity for wagering among friends.
66.Fumilingus -When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.
67.Intoxicourse- Having sexual intercourse whilst piss-drunk.
68.Valsalva -The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward.

69.Insta-gasm -Pre-mature ejaculation at the sight of a beautiful woman. ie: "She was so fine, I had aninsta-gasm before I could get her clothes off!"

70.Manual Deconstipation -This is where you get out the hand cream and go in manually for the hammerhead by breaking it into smaller chunks and pulling it out a piece at a time.
71.Post Poodum Syndrome -The feeling of depression felt after successful removal of a hammerhead. The excitement has passed, and you must now find something else to occupy your time.
72.The Homolic Maneuver -Using your penis to dislodge an object blocking a choking victim's windpipe.
73.Pegging - having a female take you in the rear with a strap on.
74. The UnderDog - after a hard session at the, your armpit muscle begins to twitch; thus giving you the ability to jerk a guy off with your armpit muscle.
75. The Twinkler - when you are 69ing a girl and you shove your dick into mouth hard, and you watch her a-hole "twinkle" as she gags.

76. Angry dragon - This involves the girl giving the guy head and as he is about to cum slapping the girl on the back of the head causing the cum to come out her nose. Great care should be used to not slap her mouth shut.
77. Tony Danza - a takeoff of the donkey punch is called the Tony Danza. When you are about to cum while doing a girl from behind, you say "who's the boss?" and stick it in her ass. Before she says anything you shout "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the back of the head.
78. Alaskan firedragon - another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called the alaskan firedragon. When a girl is giving you a blowjob, cum in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth at the same time. Then whisper in her ear "i have syphilis" so she spews it out her nose.
79. The Walrus - when she's giving u a blowjob and u cum in her mouth unexpectadly, cover up her mouth and punch her in the stomach.
80. The Fat Lip - If you get poison ivy and a girl, her labia lips 20 will swell. A la, the fat lip.
81. Sleeping Bag - If you're going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat over your head.
82. Hummer Bird - when a girl is giving a guy a hummer, and he's enjoying it, she bites on his bird.
83. Bloody Mary - when a drunk guy is going down on a girl and without even realizing it after he's done, he realizes Mary was very Bloody
84. The Houdini - this maneuver is accomplished while going at it doggy style. As you feel you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on the small of her back (making her think you've finished...). It's at the point when she turns around when *BAM!* You bust your load in her face (in the eye if you've got proper aiming techniques down.) Also known as the Doug Hennings and the David Copperfield.
85. Upperdecking - This one takes practice. This maneuver requires a toilet with a tank above it, like the ones in most homes. Instead of crapping in the bowl, you shit in the tank (i.e. upperdecking). Now don't flush. When the following victim flushes, the rancid waste fills the bowl. If you play your cards right, it may ferment. (Also known as Top Shelfing)
86. Journey into darkness - This is the most disturbing of all. It entails shitting into another person's asshole. Not for beginners.
87. Rocky Balboa - dont shower for 2 weeks, then diarrhea down her throat at any point during sexual contact.
88. Rocky Balboa Title Punch - same as the Rocky Balboa, but in that non-showering 2 weeks all you eat is corn. I don't usually do this, but I have to give credit to Sascha and Zach for the next 2. I'm only doing this because they are my bosses kids...
89. The McDonald's Quick Draw - Get your to talk dirty into the intercom, making the order guy start to beat off. Then while pulling up to the window, have her give you falatio till you are about to blow your beefy chunk-load. Upon pulling up to the window, tell your girl friend to yell "Draw!". Then on "three", both you and the guy blow your loads either on her or eachother.
90. Uncle Jemima - the typical dirty chef at your local Denny's or other low-class food establishment who occasionally becomes disgruntled, and takes out his frustration on your meal, via "the ass wipe" or the "French Toast Strut" seen in Road Trip.
91. Airtight - this is where a girl has a cock in each of her three holes, hence, airtight.
92. The Throne of Lightning - This is done by fucking a girl while you shit in a toilet. When you're going to blow your load, turn her over and dunk her head in the toilet, while she's bobbing for your turd plummet a river of semen in her ass. Not to be confused with "Ride the Lightning," a Metallica album
93. Abe Lincoln - You're getting a girl up the ass and give her a swift donkey punch to the back of her head, knocking her unconscious. You then turn her around and jerk off and blow your load all over her face. Then you shave her beaver and take the clippings and spread it where you jizzed on her, making a beard that looks like good ol Honest Abe's.
94. Thanksgiving - Just like the holiday, Thanksgiving is when you do a girl and then she puts her two big butt cheeks on your face like holiday hams. An overcooked thanksgiving is similar to this but instead of just putting the cheeks on your head she farts on it too.
95. PEUM - An acronym coined by a group of drunk assholes that defines the annoying (and uncontrollable) tendency to piss in multiple directions after a raucous fuck: Post-Ejaculatory Urinary Misfire.
96. The Beverly Hills Whiffer -This move is restricted to those women who think they're God's gift to the world. Find a woman of the above description. Take her home and start doggie styling her. When you're about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ass, scraping as much shit as you can from her. Pull out your fingers, reach around her head to stick one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you while you yell "So, you think your shit don't stink now ?!"
97. Shanghai Shampoo - Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Blow it all in her hair, rub it in thoroughly. When it dries it will resemble the crunchy noodles often served with chop suey.

98 . Frosting the Cake - When you are about to cum, blow a load all over her chest. Then take your dick and evenly spread the Jism around the breasts and over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing "Happy Birthday." Then blow out the candles
99. Spicey Stanley - When a girl takes hot sauce and pours it on your cock. She then proceeds to give you a blowjob, making sure all of the hot sauce is gone.
100.The Brodieruption - while a girl is speaking loe genitalese to you, right before you shoot soul sauce down her gullet, rip ass right in her face, á la Brodie and Renée, in mallrats.
101.Toboggan - when you attack from behind on your partner, push them and then ride them down the stairs like a tobaggon sled.
102.Snowball - this is after your partner gives you head and then when you cum in her mouth she attempts to make out with you.
103.Dirty Snowball - this is of the original snowball but instead of her trying to make out with you, she makes out with someone else.(This gives you negative points in a Sex point scale Game)
104.Golf - this is when you are eating out a girl and then grab her pubic hair and yank it and yell "FORE".
105.Milking The Cow - Have sex with a girl with a rubber on, then afterwards pull the rubber off ever so carefully so that all of your specimens are in the bottom then while laying down after sex hold it upside down over her face and use the condom while pretend your milking cow utters.
106. The Pirate Maker - When your sitting on a girls face and she's sucking on your nuts, you start poking her in the eye with your cock.
107.Spanish Inquisition - This is kind of like the Snowmobile. While fucking a woman in he ass, grab her arms and bring them up behind her, arching her back. Then yell, Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition." For some variation, add a donkey punch.

108. The Volcano - Blow your load on someone's ass crack. Then wait for them to fart and cause the cum to spurt out.
109. Corn Flakes - This requires a really dirty partner. When you're about to cum, shoot it in her ear. If she's dirty enough, she'll have plenty of ear wax. Hopefully, the ear wax will float atop the semen. With the correct coloration, her ear will look like a bowl of milk and cereal.
110. Ali - When give a guy a hummer, start punching his nutsack as if it were a punching bag.
111. The Lloyd Bridges - When she's giving the head job and you're just about to blow, pull out and yell "Who is it?" She will look around. Blow in her ear. She will look confused, and will jerk her head repeatedly to one side, just like Lloyd Bridges did to get the seawater out of his ear in Sea Hunt. (For those too young to remember, he was a crime-busting scuba diver).
112. The Triple Crown of Sex - In the yapper, the snapper and the crapper all in the same session.

[MongolPup]

I just came to beat it down, she can play with her own shit?

[roxie911]

hot lunch - the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk

angry pirate - when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

alabama hot pocket - The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'.

glass bottom boat - A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

abe lincoln - When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.

boston pancake - When you shit on a girl's (or guy's I guess) chest. This the supposed pancake. And everyone likes their pancakes with syrup, so you jizz on the shit. The jizz is key, without it, you are performing a Cleveland Steamer. I'm not sure where the change from Cleveland to Boston takes place, but it's somewhere between the cum leaving the penis and landing on the shit.

birmingham booty call - Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

dump truck - tucking the cock and balls between the legs and proceeding to ejaculate in the female's mouth while backing up and dropping a steamy load on her chest making crazy beeping noises like a dump truck


That killed me LOL

[Ed]

this thread gets better and better. justin I have to print that sometime and read all of them lol

[b@d @pple]

read them now,you lifeless fuck

[Sammich]

read them now,you lifeless fuck
i like this guy, no homo:lmfao:

[Ed]

im about to got o bed.

[Sammich]

ur mom is about to go to bed

[b@d @pple]

i like this guy, no homo:lmfao:

all homo..bitch

[MongolPup]

Bet you won't wake Kelly up for a little lolz. I used to do that shit all the time with the girl I sent that video of to you.

[roxie911]

Nice title change...now this thread officially makes no sense :lmao:

[NVEOUS]

Nice title change...now this thread officially makes no sense :lmao:
Just like all of Sammichs threads :lmfao:

[Sammich]

lol fu
all homo..bitch
ilubro, but i love roxie mo, hope ur not jelly:lmfao:

[b@d @pple]

lol fu
ilubro, but i love roxie mo, hope ur not jelly:lmfao:

lol..not at all..

[roxie911]

lol fu
ilubro, but i love roxie mo, hope ur not jelly:lmfao:

awww how sweet, but Justin>Bryan

[b@d @pple]

awww how sweet, but Justin>Bryan

whos jelly now ?

[Sammich]

whose in bed w/ roxie now? me...too bad bad grapefruit, jew fail ageen lol

[b@d @pple]

whose in bed w/ roxie now? me...too bad bad grapefruit, jew fail ageen lol

lol nice

[Sammich]

rofl...when a guy like this says nice, that means his gf will turn up dead in the next 36hrs....good bye roxie, nice ice creamin ya hahahahahhah

[roxie911]

whose in bed w/ roxie now? me...too bad bad grapefruit, jew fail ageen lol

Get yo black ass out of mah bed!!

[b@d @pple]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b201/jdmsnatchback/images.jpg

[MongolPup]

Woah you're on your own now Sammich.

[Sammich]

1:34amRoxie
too bad

I'm telling you

GTFO

right now

1:34amBryan


slaps woman

u gettin outa con damn trol

stfu

and go back to bed

1:34amRoxie

yessuh

[b@d @pple]

Woah you're on your own now Sammich.

lol

[b@d @pple]

whose in bed w/ roxie now? me...too bad bad grapefruit, jew fail ageen lol

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b201/jdmsnatchback/images-1.jpg

[roxie911]

1:34amRoxie
too bad

I'm telling you

GTFO

right now

1:34amBryan


slaps woman

u gettin outa con damn trol

stfu

and go back to bed

1:34amRoxie

yessuh

http://i49.tinypic.com/2jb329h.jpg

LOLWUT!?!?

[b@d @pple]

1:34amRoxie
too bad

I'm telling you

GTFO

right now

1:34amBryan


slaps woman

u gettin outa con damn trol

stfu

and go back to bed

1:34amRoxie

yessuh


fuck
my
life


bitches ....fuck em

[roxie911]

fuck
my
life


bitches ....fuck em

:cry::cry::cry:

[b@d @pple]

:cry::cry::cry:

:no::no::no:

[Sammich]

fuck
my
life


bitches ....fuck em
ahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha i wish icould rep u right now:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[b@d @pple]

ahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha i wish icould rep u right now:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

uowemerepz

[MongolPup]

Full name seen, friend request primed. Bryan eh

[Sammich]

better remind me, next time i get on i wont have remembered...cuz ill be all w/ ur womans lulz

[b@d @pple]

better remind me, next time i get on i wont have remembered...cuz ill be all w/ ur womans lulz

:no::tongue1:

[Sammich]

lol

eets awl lub
Full name seen, friend request primed. Bryan eh
*rejected*:ninja:

[b@d @pple]

lol

eets awl lub
*rejected*:ninja:

:cheers:

[Sammich]

gewd night newbs and hoes

[1990wade]

nighty night

[Killer]

Mmmmm...chocolate cream ;)

one, i just threw up when you said that...




two.. i've not been posting or checking the WL much these days.. and it took me a second to realize you were female... (at least i think you are)... either way.. GROSS!

[b@d @pple]

one, i just threw up when you said that...




two.. i've not been posting or checking the WL much these days.. and it took me a second to realize you were female... (at least i think you are)... either way.. GROSS!

jokes kneegrow jokes

[roxie911]

jokes kneegrow jokes

exactly

[Sammich]

Killers a sexise and racise

[amandDA]

Herro der

[MongolPup]

Sigh what great tags.

[roxie911]

I wish this thread would die lol

[blaknoize]

This thread, never

[Sammich]

Here to bump this magnificent thread

[JDMbabe]

rainbow cream! that is a real flavor and very yummmyy

[roxie911]

Here to bump this magnificent thread

FUCK YOU

[Sammich]

Lol luh jew tew roxie...jdmbabe, what the bidness iz

[roxie911]

Lol luh jew tew roxie...jdmbabe, what the bidness iz

Stop bumping this shit please

[DB4LYFE ™]

keep bumped!

~DB4LYFE

[roxie911]

Sammich is only bumping this because it's the most successful thread he's ever had

[AFSil80]

I dig the tags...that was the title of the email that Jim sent me which included a wonderful pair of titties that would most certainly get 4 thumbs up.

[Sammich]

I smell jealousy

[MongolPup]

I dig the tags...that was the title of the email that Jim sent me which included a wonderful pair of titties that would most certainly get 4 thumbs up.

Oh Jesus, which ones?

[Sammich]

cool thread bro