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Jimmy B
10-26-2005, 12:17 PM
dont even say repost, some of them are, some arent.. pricks.. lol


(Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and
Blowjob?
(A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you
can't beat a blowjob.

(Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
(A.) So men can be open minded.

(Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
(A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

(Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
(A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

(Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
( A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

(Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
(A.) "Is it in?"

(Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?
(A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

(Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
(A.) One of his fingers is clean.

(Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
(A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

(Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
(A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're screwed.

Jaimecbr900
10-26-2005, 12:24 PM
Funny, but sorry Jimmy it's a repost.......http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25581&highlight=goodyear

BTEC
10-26-2005, 12:24 PM
+1 for the ones that arent reposts. lol!!!

LaurenK
10-26-2005, 12:25 PM
Jimmy all you think about is SEX!

Jaimecbr900
10-26-2005, 12:27 PM
Jimmy all you think about is SEX!

aaannnnnnddddd, the problem with that is??????? :D

Kelly_Rene
10-26-2005, 12:28 PM
I gues Mikey doesn't call him a man whore for nothing!

Jimmy B
10-26-2005, 12:33 PM
and your point lauren? :)


BTW tell my girl i said hey ;)

LaurenK
10-26-2005, 01:12 PM
HA...We're not on speaking terms at this time.

ECE3040
10-26-2005, 01:30 PM
hahaha

good jokes...

Jimmy B
10-26-2005, 01:32 PM
ouch.. my bad.. lol

LaurenK
10-26-2005, 01:35 PM
It's cool...she crazy!

Jimmy B
10-26-2005, 01:42 PM
yea, well. i found a lil of that out ;) hehehe

LaurenK
10-26-2005, 01:44 PM
No, that crazy is ok! I'm talking about other stuff...Totally different! Silly.

Jimmy B
10-26-2005, 01:49 PM
:D i know lol

The Golden Child
10-26-2005, 02:16 PM
i like the last 1 .. its true .. +1

99ITRGIRL
10-26-2005, 02:23 PM
still funny after the 4th time reading it!! HAHAHA ;)