IF YOU LOST YO DICK...

[Dirty Octopus™]

What would you do? :thinking:

I'm talkin bout... if like a cockodile came up on you while you was pissin in some water and *ROAAAR* it came up and bit yo dick off, what would you do? Like would you go after it? Would you kill yourself? I mean think about it... you cant fuck no mo'.

WHAT
WOULD
YOU
DO?!

:eek:

[oneSLOWex]

wash my mouth out with buckshot

[punkr6]

I'm pretty sure life would still go on. Some people never use it anyway....

[98blackcivic]

id cry...

[punkr6]

id cry...

thats because you gay....:gay:

[Slow Motion]

Go in after it and after I got it back, I would have a new pair of shoes and a belt to match. Nahmean?

[punkr6]

Go in after it and after I got it back, I would have a new pair of shoes and a belt to match. Nahmean?

good one...:goodjob:

[98blackcivic]

thats because you gay....:gay:

or maybe because i jus lost my dick

[Nemesis]

get a custom vagina and become a butchy lesbian

[Dirty Octopus™]

thats because you gay....:gay:
naw n¡gga naw! id cry too! while im fightin the sumbitch. Ima get my cock back dammit! or ima die tryin!

[EL42]

hmm..i'd sell my story to SPIKE TV,then with the money get scientists to clone a horse with no hair and get my penis graphed back on. (and no longer pee outside) jus saying

[punkr6]

naw n¡gga naw! id cry too! while im fightin the sumbitch. Ima get my cock back dammit! or ima die tryin!

surly you have more to live for then your dick ? :thinking:

[EL42]

...and marry Queen Latifah while i had no penis.(i hear she doesn't like them)

[Dirty Octopus™]

surly you have more to live for then your dick ? :thinking:
sure i do! my wife. that i like to sex. you cant sex with no dick playa. :no: wait. i'm sorry... is you a girl? :thinking:

[punkr6]

hmm..i'd sell my story to SPIKE TV,then with the money get scientists to clone a horse with no hair and get my penis graphed back on. (and no longer pee outside) jus saying


...and marry Queen Latifah while i had no penis.(i hear she doesn't like them)

you strange man...

[punkr6]

sure i do! my wife. that i like to sex. you cant sex with no dick playa. :no: wait. i'm sorry... is you a girl? :thinking:

the fuk ?

[Dirty Octopus™]

the fuk ?
im just sayin... is you or isnt you?
I dont know so im asking so i dont offend you by using dude terms with you. :o

[98blackcivic]

idk...but wat would you do punkr6?
surely you wouldnt walk away and let your life go on..

[EL42]

you strange man...
:screwy: duh...that's why we're friends.:cheers:

[Dirty Octopus™]

idk...but wat would you do punkr6?
surely you wouldnt walk away and let your life go on..


Some people never use it anyway....

Either:

1. It's a girl or
2. It doesnt use it anyway. :dunno:

[punkr6]

im just sayin... is you or isnt you?
I dont know so im asking so i dont offend you by using dude terms with you. :o
you cant offend me bro.

idk...but wat would you do punkr6?
surely you wouldnt walk away and let your life go on..
I wouldn't have a choice now would I ? I'm not gonna off myself...

:screwy: duh...that's why we're friends.:cheers:

This....

[Dirty Octopus™]

you cant offend me bro.
So... you're a girl? :o

[punkr6]

So... you're a girl? :o

are you asking me out ? :thinking:

[98blackcivic]

wait......punkr6 is a girl???

[bdydrpdmazda]

get a custom vagina and become a butchy lesbian
this one...

[Dirty Octopus™]

are you asking me out ? :thinking:
No silly! I'm asking if you're a man or woman. http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j261/Knonimous/GIFs/1387914497.gif

[punkr6]

So... you're a girl? :o


wait......punkr6 is a girl???

you sum bitches is dumb as fuk. look at my profile pic. for crying out loud....

[Dirty Octopus™]

you sum bitches is dumb as fuk. look at my profile pic. for crying out loud....
why it gotta be all dat? i aint know! i dont go around lookin at folks profiles. i like to keep to myself.

[punkr6]

why it gotta be all dat? i aint know! i dont go around lookin at folks profiles. i like to keep to myself.

it's all good homie...

[Dirty Octopus™]

it's all good homie...
Soooo........ what would you do? :o

[punkr6]

Soooo........ what would you do? :o

I would find another hobbie....

[Dirty Octopus™]

I would find another hobbie....
but whats a hobby gotta do with your.... wait... are you gay? http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j261/Knonimous/GIFs/skep.gif

[ISAtlanta300]

Get a Detachable Penis.....



I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[punkr6]

but whats a hobby gotta do with your.... wait... are you gay? http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j261/Knonimous/GIFs/skep.gif

man you're slow....

[never_finished]

I would cry while hunting the gator down with my crocodile Dundee knife to get my dugan back. Would take the gators while I'm at it for revenge.

[Dirty Octopus™]

Get a Detachable Penis.....
are those ribbed for pleasure? :thinking:

[Dirty Octopus™]

man you're slow....
wait wha? I mean... i dont have NO problem with the gays you know. I mean i like girls but there are TONS of cool gays out there. :o


I would cry while hunting the gator down with my crocodile Dundee knife to get my dugan back. Would take the gators while I'm at it for revenge.I'm sayin dough! Me too! oh yeah congrats pimpin! :goodjob:

[98blackcivic]

wait wha? I mean... i dont have NO problem with the gays you know. I mean i like girls but there are TONS of cool gays out there. :o

I'm sayin dough! Me too! oh yeah congrats pimpin! :goodjob:

kissass enough?
lol its alll good yalll....lets post another dumb thread asking another dumb question!

[Dirty Octopus™]

kissass enough?
lol its alll good yalll....lets post another dumb thread asking another dumb question!
wait what? who's kissin' ass? I'm just sayin i dont have a problem with gays. No ass kissing in this camp :no:
and why you dissin my thread? I'm for reals. this is a serious issue

[98blackcivic]

ur right..my bad

[never_finished]

Thanks kash!

And dude, yes there are other important things in life, and it would go on. But sex is everyones fav activity. Unless you don't get it haha. Plus I wanna make babies later on. So I ain't gonna sit like a bitch to pee and watch the gator run and laugh at me!!

[98blackcivic]

yea..im gonna kill that gator and eat it

[EL42]

this has been entertaining,but now i'm hungry for fried gator (mmm gator)

[98blackcivic]

yea im hungry now too...anyone ever had gator?

[Dirty Octopus™]

naw ive never had gator but i'd kill the shit outta one if it took my cock. word life

[EL42]

naw ive never had gator but i'd kill the shit outta one if it took my cock. word life
take the wife to Papa Duex,(i think thats how it's spelt)they got gator there that won't get you. :yes:

[5speed]

If the croc didnt eat it and I could save it the I would put it on ice. According to Manswers you have 24hrs

[x Resilience]

I'd go back in and kick the shit out the crocodiles ass! Taser that bitch or something.

[98blackcivic]

we're not talkin bout crocodiles...we're talkin alligators..

[jorgen]

I mean, what else can you do in a situation like this?
Get a sex change and start stripping.

[x Resilience]

we're not talkin bout crocodiles...we're talkin alligators..

Really? Cause if I recall the OP said "cockodile"

Quit trying to get smart with me cockmuncher, its almost the same thing anyways.




I'm talkin bout... if like a cockodile came up on you while you was pissin in some water and *ROAAAR* i

:eek:

[Mr Egg Rollllll]

I'd throw on my e-penis and call it a day.

[98blackcivic]

Really? Cause if I recall the OP said "cockodile"

Quit trying to get smart with my cockmuncher, its almost the same thing anyways.

LOL your cockmuncher?

[x Resilience]

LOL your cockmuncher?

Is that the best you got? You pathetic queer, stay out of whoreslounge with that weak ass shit.

[98blackcivic]

Is that the best you got? You pathetic queer, stay out of whoreslounge with that weak ass shit.

wow doood whats wrong wit you?

[Gabe]

lol @ this threat. Kashime ya drankin shawty? lmfao
and if i lost my cock my car would be on point.

[1990wade]

I'm pretty sure life would still go on. Some people never use it anyway....



LOL

[DVSRX-7]

ill just put sensor's into a big ass dildo & use that as my dick! have a girl crying cuz i never stop! lol

[DVSRX-7]

if that dont work, ill hang my self!