So im trying to eat this banana...

[Nemesis]

being all healthy and shit for the new year, but the fucker WONT PEEL.


Seriously, wtf, it takes less than a second to open a pack of unhealthy crackers, but when I try to open this banana... I cant! :2up:

[Ran]

So im trying to eat this banana...http://i50.tinypic.com/1zxw9jn.jpg

[Ran]

BTW, what are you up to today? I'm bored as f*ck.

[ilovemyhonda.]

lol your hands are to soft.

[Ran]

lol your hands are to soft.This made me laugh. I have no idea why.

[Nemesis]

BTW, what are you up to today? I'm bored as f*ck.

:( workin. Trying to figure out what Im gonna do this weekend lol


lol your hands are to soft.

with this weather they are making them really dry :( Lotion doesnt help lulz

[Ran]

:( workin. Trying to figure out what Im gonna do this weekend lolROFL @ your sig! :lmfao:

[ilovemyhonda.]

with this weather they are making them really dry :( Lotion doesnt help lulz


okay so then they are to slippery.

[Nemesis]

well I finally got it open...shit tastes nasty


barf

[roxie911]

I love bananas :D My favorite fruit!!

[ilovemyhonda.]

I love strawberries! with chocolate.

[Nemesis]

i feelz teh gay whenz I eat bananasss

[Ran]

i feelz teh gay whenz I eat bananasssCut it up then. Reduces food-related gayness by about 80%.

[roxie911]

Whyyyy!??! They're so good!! :D:D:D

[95alty]

Go to the store and look for the bananas that are yellow with brown spots... Best tasting ones. You dont want to eat a banana that has green on it it is wayyyy too ripe. If you get the aged ones they peel easily and taste a shit ton better

[Ran]

Go to the store and look for the bananas that are yellow with brown spots... Best tasting ones. You dont want to eat a banana that has green on it it is wayyyy too ripe. If you get the aged ones they peel easily and taste a shit ton betterOr you can just buy the yellow/green ones and let them sit on your counter for a day or so.:yes:

[ilovemyhonda.]

Mmmm plantains!

[Nemesis]

Go to the store and look for the bananas that are yellow with brown spots... Best tasting ones. You dont want to eat a banana that has green on it it is wayyyy too ripe. If you get the aged ones they peel easily and taste a shit ton better



fuck thats why then, this bitch is almost solid neon green. :lmfao:

[LvnBoOst]

fuck thats why then, this bitch is almost solid neon green. :lmfao:

:sicks:

[ilovemyhonda.]

fuck thats why then, this bitch is almost solid neon green. :lmfao:


Wow, when was the last time you bought a banana?

[roxie911]

fuck thats why then, this bitch is almost solid neon green. :lmfao:

I thought eating a banana when it's yellow was basic knowledge :thinking: Isn't that something you learn when you're like....2?

[Nemesis]

Wow, when was the last time you bought a banana?

I dont buy bananas, but my woman does lol I thought it was a different species of banana lol Like one of those brazilian ones or something. :lmfao: Fuck I dont know, I work on computers not in banana fields.

[.blank cd]

instructions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng

[AdriSciontC]

If it doesn't open easily then you're probably doing it wrong... and you forgot to say no homo.... =P

[ilovemyhonda.]

I agree with rox my sox on this one. If it is green it is basically bitter and nasty. If it is to brown its rotten and nasty. If it's yellow or yellow with minimum brown spots it is great! We know what animal you wouldn't survive as in the zoo!

[NAMNORI]

Mmmmmm bananas. Fuck now I gotta go get some.

[BKgen®]

Bananas?

[LvnBoOst]

^ No, not you

[Ran]

All this talk about lotion and bananas is sending me mixed signals. Cut it out.

[BKgen®]

^ No, not you

Reave me arone.

[AdriSciontC]

Bananas are good... I just don't like them cut up in nanner pudding..

[BKgen®]

Bananas are good... I just don't like them cut up in nanner pudding..

You cut me deep.

The one thing I want is for my woman to make banana pudding.


(well, that and secks) :ninja:

[AdriSciontC]

You cut me deep.

The one thing I want is for my woman to make banana pudding.


(well, that and secks) :ninja:

I'll make nanner pudding, I'll just put the cut up nanner on your side of the dish and leave my portion sans cut up banana...

Oh, and sechs afterward...

[BKgen®]

I'll make nanner pudding, I'll just put the cut up nanner on your side of the dish and leave my portion sans cut up banana...

Oh, and sechs afterward...

I don't even want the shit if your heart's not in it.


*walks away*

[AdriSciontC]

I don't even want the shit if your heart's not in it.


*walks away*


Fine you cannot have any of my nanner pudding.... you can still have teh secks...

[Ran]

I don't even want the shit if your heart's not in it.


*walks away*:lmfao::lmfao:

[Crazy Asian]

This thread delivers.
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