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ilovemyhonda.
01-05-2010, 07:58 AM
THAT SWEET THAT NASTY THAT COOKIE STUFF, you could'nt have said it any better.

So, after our fight over me eating your cookie and all the revengeful things were going to do to get back at one another, I thought I'd delight you in a thread.

It starts with me texting JM to see how he was.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/07/504x_textdriving.jpg

He replied he was in Haley driving down 75 to head back home.


http://www.edmunds.com/media/roadtests/spinaroundtown/02.honda.s2000/02.honda.s2000.f34.500.jpg

http://vacations.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/i-75-sign-214x300.jpg

I said to JM that the candy cane I was eating was off the chain. He said he couldn't eat candy canes because of all the peppermint and it would make him feel like he is turning into an elf and I told him he did kinda resembles Will Ferrell, well JM wasn't to happy about that.

http://www.bulkoils.com/images/products/fragrance/candy%20cane.jpg


http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13839/13_2007/elf_d95-18f.jpg

The next text was me telling him I made him a cookie but I eated it.

http://pixiestixkidspix.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/cookie-bite-web.jpg

http://bp1.blogger.com/_5BoBvPjywDk/Rp9PoYjTeaI/AAAAAAAAANU/JjYbaSLTimw/s400/cookie+cat.jpg

He said he would keel me or something the next time he saw me and I told him not happening, because I don't eat sushi and got mad again and said he was going to mail some Cialis and lesbian magazines to my job and everyone would believe I was a lesbian.

http://www.uc.edu/food/images/maki_sushi.jpg

http://dkmommyspot.com/wp-content/uploads/js_cache/cialis/images/2-500x414.jpg

http://s158562511.onlinehome.us/BlogImages/Lesbian_Love.jpg

I told him I would squirt soy sauce in his eye and make a gay add on craigslist with his phone number.

http://startcooking.com/public/IMG_4092.JPG

http://www.livecitizen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/craigslist.gif

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/funeral-of-death666/Valentines/GayValentine.jpg

Then he resorted to calling me a lesbian some more and I told him I would egg his car.

http://www.dullneon.com/random-notes/images-videos-and-other-content/2008/08/smashed-shatter-broken-chicken-egg.jpg
(egg on roof of Haley)

http://caffeinatedmusic.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/car1.jpg

At this time JM has steam coming out of his elf-shaped ears

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/11170.jpg

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6709331/2/istockphoto_6709331-steam-coming-out-of-his-ears.jpg

So, I promised I would make him some more cookies and the conversation ended.

http://www.rollingpinproductions.com/Web%20Site%20Images/Corset_Cookies.jpg

Tuesday morning: I PM my long lost brother JM with my new phone number, because he is just so special eating raw fish and junk. This prompted me to make this boring dull thread just for the hecks of it. :D

PURP
01-05-2010, 08:01 AM
cool story bro.... really cool story... I like the part where you cut her tits off, then glued them to you head... that was funny.

punkr6
01-05-2010, 08:01 AM
you really are a weird-0....

BKgen®
01-05-2010, 08:02 AM
Your attempt to make a JM-esque thread has failed.


Miserably.

ilovemyhonda.
01-05-2010, 08:04 AM
I know I know but still I had to make a story...I am bored and it was really truly funny at that time. SHHHHH. It was only my first time :ninja:

Paul
01-05-2010, 08:05 AM
there is way too much gay in this thread

ilovemyhonda.
01-05-2010, 08:05 AM
well because JM is teh gay

punkr6
01-05-2010, 08:07 AM
no doubt, this will be the worst thread of the day....

Nemesis
01-05-2010, 08:09 AM
there is way too much gay in this thread


:hot:

ilovemyhonda.
01-05-2010, 08:09 AM
and thats okay....i was bored..


hey spa hands, hooowww yoooouuuu doooiiinnnn'?

quickdodge®
01-05-2010, 08:11 AM
Your attempt to make a JM-esque thread has failed.


Miserably.

Exactly, I have to say. Hail, JM's stories aren't even funny. Later, QD.

ilovemyhonda.
01-05-2010, 08:12 AM
Exactly, I have to say. Hail, JM's stories aren't even funny. Later, QD.


well then that doesnt make me feel to bad :cry::lmfao:

Ran
01-05-2010, 08:14 AM
It was only my first time.*snicker*

ilovemyhonda.
01-05-2010, 08:15 AM
*snicker*

*doodles*

98blackcivic
01-05-2010, 08:20 AM
i lol'd

Ran
01-05-2010, 08:22 AM
*doodles*Touche

ilovemyhonda.
01-05-2010, 08:23 AM
Touche


Krogerche :no:

98blackcivic
01-05-2010, 08:25 AM
kroger?

ilovemyhonda.
01-05-2010, 08:25 AM
idk...

roxie911
01-05-2010, 09:01 AM
What a gay phone you have lolol :D

ilovemyhonda.
01-05-2010, 09:21 AM
well ya know that isnt really my phone..