Give me gag gift ideas/stripper for my friends bday party--possibly NWS?

[roche]

We're having a small surprise party at my place for my roommate's bday on Wednesday and we were thinking about going all out with the jokes and gag gifts and were thinking about hiring a male stripper because he is extremely homophobic. I'm leaving it up to the WL to come up with stuff so funny we'll have him crying...
Go!

[On_Her_Face]

First, take all the lights out of the bathroom.
Second, put plunger in the toilet.
Third, wait for him to poop.

[jorgen]

First, take all the lights out of the bathroom.
Second, put plunger in the toilet.
Third, wait for him to poop.

EPIC

I hope it's not one of those 'emergency' shits.

[RandomGuy]

depends on how hardcore you wanna go...
you should go extreme with it, if he forgives you, he's a lifelong friend, if he doesn't ...fuck him, you shouldnt have pussy ass friends any ways lol


like the prank u listed above, you can extremize it:

homophobic friend + viagra + roofies + male stripper + sony handicam = life long ownage/mental trauma/ etc

[95alty]

Its the FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!!

[EL42]

We're having a small surprise party at my place for my roommate's bday on Wednesday and we were thinking about going all out with the jokes and gag gifts and were thinking about hiring a male stripper because he is extremely homophobic. I'm leaving it up to the WL to come up with stuff so funny we'll have him crying...
Go!
:thinking: aren't you that dude that had that "Borat"halloween costume on in the pics section? i think you roomate has went through enough?