One question

[CHRISNITTOLO]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[PSINXS]

nothing for a klondike, but ill do anything for a blonde dyke

[CHRISNITTOLO]

nothing for a klondike, but ill do anything for a blonde dyke

I knew that was coming... Lol.

[bdydrpdmazda]

nothing for a klondike, but ill do anything for a blonde dyke
what good would that do you? dykes dont like the penis

[quickdodge®]

Based on human genetics, it is widely believed that prehistoric Africans who left the continent within the past 100,000 years are the ancestors of all non-African humans. But as communities began to form, especially in Egypt and the Middle East, these migrations were greatly reduced because the only land route out of the African continent is through the Sinai Peninsula. After the rise of civilization and the development of sailing, black Africans traveled to the Middle East, Europe, and Asia in a number of occupations. Many of these individuals settled in Europe and Asia and invariably intermarried with the local populations. Today, human genetic research suggests that mitochondrial DNA and Y chromosome haplotypes in Europeans and Asians have distant African ancestry. But these early migrations out of Africa are dwarfed by those associated with the Atlantic and Arab slave trades. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Prince has written more than one thousand songs. Most have been released under his own name, some have been released under pseudonyms and pen names, while others have been recorded and released by other artists. Prince reportedly has hundreds of unreleased songs in his "vault". He has won seven Grammy Awards, a Golden Globe, and an Academy Award. He was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame the first year he was eligible in 2004. In that same year Rolling Stone ranked Prince #28 on its list of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time. Later, QD.

[PSINXS]

what good would that do you? dykes dont like the penis

kanye said it. hes an idiot. kanye likes penis, dykes likes penis, they should be best friends lol

[BKgen®]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Rape your eye socket(s).

[quickdodge®]

This is a great thread for just posting random shit NOT related to the OP's initial topic in. Later, QD.

[StreetHazard]

a disease of the human immune system caused by the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV). This condition progressively reduces the effectiveness of the immune system and leaves individuals susceptible to opportunistic infections and tumors. HIV is transmitted through direct contact of a mucous membrane or the bloodstream with a bodily fluid containing HIV, such as blood, semen, vaginal fluid, preseminal fluid, and breast milk.
This transmission can involve anal, vaginal or oral sex, blood transfusion, contaminated hypodermic needles, exchange between mother and baby during pregnancy, childbirth, breastfeeding or other exposure to one of the above bodily fluids.

AIDS is now a pandemic. In 2007, it was estimated that 33.2 million people lived with the disease worldwide, and that AIDS killed an estimated 2.1 million people, including 330,000 children.Over three-quarters of these deaths occurred in sub-Saharan Africa,retarding economic growth and destroying human capital.

[PSINXS]

Palin was known as “Sarah Barracuda” on her high school basketball team because of her ferociousness on the court. She was also the co-captain of the 1982 State Championship basketball team and a member of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes.

[bdydrpdmazda]

kanye said it. hes an idiot. kanye likes penis, dykes likes penis, they should be best friends lol
oh

[PSINXS]

Mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) has been mapped completely

· MtDNA contains 16,569 base pairs

· The DNA encodes 13 mitochondrial subunits, 22 transfer ribonucleic acids (tRNAs), 2 ribosomal ribonucleic acids (rRNAs), and polypetides. These are found in mitochondrial complexes I, III, IV, and V.

· mtDNA is inherited maternally; therefore, the only way the mtDNA can change is by sequential accumulation of mutations along the maternal lineage.

[Catnip]

1Clothes are key in concealing an erection. Never wear tight clothes, or clothes that restrict movement.
Jeans can be good or bad, as looser jeans tend to shield the growth, and tighter jeans accentuate it.
Khaki pants are said to be good for hiding the erection, as well.

2Consider underwear options. Underclothes can also be a factor. As a general rule, briefs or boxer briefs are better than boxers. However, realizing that many men prefer boxers, it is not necessary to wear them.
3Buy tighter underwear, doing this your can keep your penis closer to you body, or have it faced down when it is hard.
4Loose shirts are great if you can get away with them. If you're at school or someplace casual, use an untucked shirt at groin length to hide the erection. Sweatshirts work even better.
If your shirt is long enough you can try un-tucking it while you are still seated.

5Use items to hide the view of your pubic region. Physical barriers aid the concealment of this problem quite well. Get something between your member and the people you're around.
Stay seated. Cross your legs or stay behind a desk or table until the feeling passes.

6Use a jacket or try putting a book in front of it (held casually with one hand, not obviously), or anything else you can think of is great for concealing it.
7Begin reading something that will take your mind off of what is causing the situation.
The more you focus on the text, the faster your situation will be remedied.

8Think of something anti-sexual. Some men have certain visual cues that when they think of them the sexual urges are doused. Think about something engrossing such as sports, politics, whatever. Some people find gross things to be effective in the neutralizing of an erection.
9Give it time and it should go away on its own providing the initial sexual urge is no longer there.. Don't think about it, or it'll stay longer.
10Use physical force. Putting your hand in your pocket and holding your penis to the side can also help but it might hurt a little.
11Try to lean forward before the problem becomes too obvious.
12When all else fails, go to the bathroom and "tuck it in" pointing up and held with the waistband of your trousers. Don't make it hurt, just hold it in place. The erection will be much less noticeable, and will go away presently. Then, pull up your waistband and free your poor penis.
13Try making yourself worry about something. Think of a project that is due, financial woes, etc.
14Hold something cold in your lap if you can do so discretely.
15Plan ahead. If you are frequently having the problem you should try clothing options that make the problem easier to conceal. Try to avoid thoughts that could cause the problem in the first place.
16Wear a cup. A small, concealing athletic cup that doesn't protrude and just hides the erection would work in this situation.
17Wear a belt. This way when clear, you can reach down and pull the penis up under the belt, so its tightly squeezed between your gut and pants

[CHRISNITTOLO]

Ancient Romans at one time used human urine as an ingredient in their toothpaste.

[bdydrpdmazda]

1Clothes are key in concealing an erection. Never wear tight clothes, or clothes that restrict movement.
Jeans can be good or bad, as looser jeans tend to shield the growth, and tighter jeans accentuate it.
Khaki pants are said to be good for hiding the erection, as well.

2Consider underwear options. Underclothes can also be a factor. As a general rule, briefs or boxer briefs are better than boxers. However, realizing that many men prefer boxers, it is not necessary to wear them.
3Buy tighter underwear, doing this your can keep your penis closer to you body, or have it faced down when it is hard.
4Loose shirts are great if you can get away with them. If you're at school or someplace casual, use an untucked shirt at groin length to hide the erection. Sweatshirts work even better.
If your shirt is long enough you can try un-tucking it while you are still seated.

5Use items to hide the view of your pubic region. Physical barriers aid the concealment of this problem quite well. Get something between your member and the people you're around.
Stay seated. Cross your legs or stay behind a desk or table until the feeling passes.

6Use a jacket or try putting a book in front of it (held casually with one hand, not obviously), or anything else you can think of is great for concealing it.
7Begin reading something that will take your mind off of what is causing the situation.
The more you focus on the text, the faster your situation will be remedied.

8Think of something anti-sexual. Some men have certain visual cues that when they think of them the sexual urges are doused. Think about something engrossing such as sports, politics, whatever. Some people find gross things to be effective in the neutralizing of an erection.
9Give it time and it should go away on its own providing the initial sexual urge is no longer there.. Don't think about it, or it'll stay longer.
10Use physical force. Putting your hand in your pocket and holding your penis to the side can also help but it might hurt a little.
11Try to lean forward before the problem becomes too obvious.
12When all else fails, go to the bathroom and "tuck it in" pointing up and held with the waistband of your trousers. Don't make it hurt, just hold it in place. The erection will be much less noticeable, and will go away presently. Then, pull up your waistband and free your poor penis.
13Try making yourself worry about something. Think of a project that is due, financial woes, etc.
14Hold something cold in your lap if you can do so discretely.
15Plan ahead. If you are frequently having the problem you should try clothing options that make the problem easier to conceal. Try to avoid thoughts that could cause the problem in the first place.
16Wear a cup. A small, concealing athletic cup that doesn't protrude and just hides the erection would work in this situation.
17Wear a belt. This way when clear, you can reach down and pull the penis up under the belt, so its tightly squeezed between your gut and pants
did you find the newds i left in your reps?

[Skorcher]

The sea otter (Enhydra lutris) is a marine mammal (http://www.importatlanta.com/wiki/Marine_mammal) native to the coasts of the northern and eastern North Pacific Ocean (http://www.importatlanta.com/wiki/Pacific_Ocean). Adult sea otters typically weigh between 14 and 45 kg (http://www.importatlanta.com/wiki/Kilogram) (30 to 100 lb (http://www.importatlanta.com/wiki/Pound_(mass))), making them the heaviest members of the weasel family (http://www.importatlanta.com/wiki/Mustelidae), but among the smallest marine mammals. Unlike most marine mammals, the sea otter's primary form of insulation is an exceptionally thick coat of fur (http://www.importatlanta.com/wiki/Fur), the densest in the animal kingdom. Although it can walk on land, the sea otter lives mostly in the ocean.
The sea otter inhabits nearshore environments where it dives to the sea floor to forage. It preys mostly upon marine invertebrates such as sea urchins (http://www.importatlanta.com/wiki/Sea_urchin), various molluscs (http://www.importatlanta.com/wiki/Mollusc) and crustaceans (http://www.importatlanta.com/wiki/Crustacean), and some species of fish (http://www.importatlanta.com/wiki/Fish). Its foraging and eating habits are noteworthy in several respects. First, its use of rocks to dislodge prey and to open shells makes it one of the few mammal species to use tools. In most of its range, it is a keystone species (http://www.importatlanta.com/wiki/Keystone_species), controlling sea urchin populations which would otherwise inflict extensive damage to kelp forest (http://www.importatlanta.com/wiki/Kelp_forest) ecosystems. Its diet includes prey species that are also valued by humans as food, leading to conflicts between sea otters and fisheries.

[CHRISNITTOLO]

America once issued a 5-cent bill!

[CHRISNITTOLO]

A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.

[Catnip]

did you find the newds i left in your reps?


Now I did :D Returned

[bdydrpdmazda]

very nice evan, i detect those bitches had just partaken in some ass poundage and butt creme pie was the result

[Elbow]

Nothing, I hate them.

[Nubz]

i just won basketball tickets on facebook...too bad its to a womans game. umaine vs duke. 7pm monday. yayyy

[oneSLOWex]

Mario, from Super Mario, was originally named “Jumpman”, although his name was later changed to honor Nintendo of America’s landlord, Mario Segali

[quickdodge®]

Mario, from Super Mario, was originally named “Jumpman”, although his name was later changed to honor Nintendo of America’s landlord, Mario Segali

I used to play a game on my Commodore back in 1984-5 called Jumpman. This game gave way (in a sense) to Donkey Kong. If anyone knows that Mario was in the original Donkey Kong game. Only then, though, he wasn't called Mario. He was, as you stated, Jumpman. Later, QD.

[Jblizzard]

Christmas Cookie Rules...

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.

2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.

3. If a friend comes over while you're making your Christmas cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friend's first cookie is calories free, (rule #1) yours is also. It would be rude to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are, that makes your cookie calorie free.

4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.

5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a knife without cutting your tongue.

6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have three and green ones have five - one calorie for each letter. Make more red ones!

7. Cookies eaten while watching "Miracle on 34th Street" have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.

8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breaking

Causes calorie leakage.

9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate have no calories since the calories

Rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their plate.

We all know how calories like to CLING!

10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It's a rule!





So, go out and enjoy those Christmas Cookies - we only get them this time of year!

[StreetHazard]

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[oneSLOWex]

Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow down his films for you to see his moves.

[bdydrpdmazda]

Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow down his films for you to see his moves.
this is true

[Jblizzard]

its Bruce lees nunchucks vs Chuck Norris's guns.

who wins?

[CHRISNITTOLO]

Fuck Chuck. Bruce'll drop a duce on him.