Girls Holding Watering Hose....(NWS Talk?)

[Elbow]

Ok, I KNOW I'm not the only guy who's asked their girlfriend or some girl to hold his dick while taking a piss...who on here HAS (girls) and which guys asked?

Discuss if you haven't why you haven't. I think it's critical to do. Just like watching a girl pee at least once.

[j0nbunklah0m]

is it cause u need smaller hands for ur small dick? lol i kid

[Elbow]

is it cause u need smaller hands for ur small dick? lol i kid

LMFAO...I seriously laughed out loud, that's how dumb that joke was. :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[Nemesis]

is it cause u need smaller hands for ur small dick? lol i kid

lol wow

[JJSPEC Racing]

I didnt ask but one time I had to pee and there was snow everywhere and a girl wanted to use my magic snow marker to write her name in the snow so I told her go for it.

[Elbow]

Whoever edited it, thanks, I forgot to put what I want!

[MidLifeCrisis]

It's missing the "I'm a guy and this kinda stupid shit would bore me."

Bathroom time is a special time for me and my weiner and/or butthole. I like to spend it reading back issues of hot rod or steinbeck novels. Why would a girl want to help you get rid of waste exiting your body?

[MINI]

you forgot

GoLdEn ShOwErS!

[thecrazyone]

lol at drunkscotsman

[lcortes32]

LOL IVE HAD HELP BEFORE

[Kasper]

yeah ive done that... also i was at a party once and had to piss really bad. well there was a chick on the tiolet, one in the sink and some girl taken a shower. so i had the girl in the sink spread her legs while i pissed in between them! that was definitly fun!

[blaknoize]

nope, but I'll ask the lady tonight for some assistance

[Mantooth]

Where is the "I am a guy and two girls forcefully grabbed my wiener while I was peeing" option?:thinking:

[98tegCHICK]

lol @ the whole thread :D oh the things guys come up with when they're bored

[Mantooth]

lol @ the whole thread :D oh the things guys come up with when they're boredAre you participating?

[98tegCHICK]

Do I have to in order to leave a comment about something that caught my attention while bored?

[Mantooth]

Do I have to in order to leave a comment about something that caught my attention while bored?Why yes, yes you do.

[98tegCHICK]

lol I just thought it was all hilarious :p I'm bored as hell right now n decided to come in here n look around... lots of threads thus far have made me laugh, including this one. Doesn't mean I have to participate in the poll tho :lmfao:

[Mantooth]

lol I just thought it was all hilarious :p I'm bored as hell right now n decided to come in here n look around... lots of threads thus far have made me laugh, including this one. Doesn't mean I have to participate in the poll tho :lmfao:You know you want to. Don't be shy.

[98tegCHICK]

Eh, not shy by any means. I just don't feel like it right now :taun:

[Elbow]

Eh, not shy by any means. I just don't feel like it right now :taun:

That means you held the spraying shaft.

[98tegCHICK]

Doesn't mean I did, but doesn't mean I didn't. Jus means you'll never know ahahaha :D

[Mantooth]

Doesn't mean I did, but doesn't mean I didn't. Jus means you'll never know ahahaha :D:cry:

[Elbow]

Doesn't mean I did, but doesn't mean I didn't. Jus means you'll never know ahahaha :D

That's fine, no worries. :goodjob:

[98tegCHICK]

I'm bored :(

[Mantooth]

I'm bored :(Not me. Works sucks :(

But, on a good note, I haz innernetz!

[98tegCHICK]

Well, my kid's asleep and my husband's on the xbox..I'm not tired, so not goin to bed yet. So just on here lookin around

[Mantooth]

Well, my kid's asleep and my husband's on the xbox..I'm not tired, so not goin to bed yet. So just on here lookin aroundAh, cool. Go get on your husband's "xbox".

[98tegCHICK]

He's playin Modern Warfare 2. I told him I wanted to play, but he's engrossed right now...so I'm drinkin a few beers n hangin out here

[Mantooth]

He's playin Modern Warfare 2. I told him I wanted to play, but he's engrossed right now...so I'm drinkin a few beers n hangin out hereWhat are ya' drinkin'?

[98tegCHICK]

Bud Light Lime. Bout the only beer I can drink. I'm not a beer drinker....prefer my mixed, fruity drinks or shots

[slostang]

all this beer talk makes me want a beer.

[yungdz]

all this beer talk makes me want a beer.


x2

[98tegCHICK]

all this beer talk makes me want a beer.

lol so go get some :p

MGD's pretty good, too I guess. Heini ain't bad..

[Mantooth]

I just had a free glass of wine.:D

[98tegCHICK]

Wine.. ugh.. all I've tasted is just naaaaasty

[Elbow]

I just had a free glass of wine.:D

This is IA, what the fuck is wine? Boomsfarm? Take your wine to 6speed.

Just kidding pour me a glass.

[98tegCHICK]

patron please...no lime, no salt..

[Elbow]

patron please...no lime, no salt..

I only like Patron because they support real motorsport.

[Mantooth]

This is IA, what the fuck is wine? Boomsfarm? Take your wine to 6speed.

Just kidding pour me a glass.Yes sir. It was the house wine of the hotel. Buy and entree, get a "free" glass of wine.


patron please...no lime, no salt..Ooo, I like you. Let's do shots!

[Elbow]

Yes sir. It was the house wine of the hotel. Buy and entree, get a "free" glass of wine.

Ooo, I like you. Let's do shots!

Not a bad deal.

[98tegCHICK]

Ooo, I like you. Let's do shots!

I really hate salt n lime... for me, does nothin in takin the "bite" outta the patron.. jus makes it worse imo

[Mantooth]

I really hate salt n lime... for me, does nothin in takin the "bite" outta the patron.. jus makes it worse imoI like sugar and lime! Body shots FTW!

[Elbow]

The bite?

[slostang]

found a yuengling in the fridge. success.

[98tegCHICK]

Yeah the "bite", bitterness. whatever. Lime n salt do no good.

Never tried yuenling or however the F you spell it. I have it where I work, but haven't tried it yet.

Best drink I've had so far was a watermelon rita at Texas Roadhouse haha sugar all ova the rim.. sooo good

[Mantooth]

Yeah the "bite", bitterness. whatever. Lime n salt do no good.

Never tried yuenling or however the F you spell it. I have it where I work, but haven't tried it yet.

Best drink I've had so far was a watermelon rita at Texas Roadhouse haha sugar all ova the rim.. sooo goodTry Sex With an Alligator.

[Elbow]

Try Sex With an Alligator.

Been there done that, it got awkward fast, especially when I came.

[98tegCHICK]

Been there done that, it got awkward fast, especially when I came.


ROFL dude seriously, I've only had 4 beers and I'm startin to get a lil buzz (I don't drink beer much, and therefore get buzzed quicker) and I almost had beer comin outta my nose :p

I'll have to try that one next time I go out... I like cement mixers for some weird reason.

[Mantooth]

Been there done that, it got awkward fast, especially when I came.Yeah, you gotta' hold on for dear life!

[98tegCHICK]

I've found my new source of entertainment *giggle* whoreslounge all the way...

[Mantooth]

I've found my new source of entertainment *giggle* whoreslounge all the way...Newbies doin' it big, ya dig? /ebonics.

[98tegCHICK]

I guess *shrug* Beer #5 otw...

[jhadleyh]

I guess *shrug* Beer #5 otw...



You like anal?

[Elbow]

You like anal?

Ye.......oh wait.

[jhadleyh]

I know you do Simon I was askin the noob

[98tegCHICK]

.............where the fuck did that come from?

[Mantooth]

I don't like giving and/or receiving anal.

[98tegCHICK]

Guys...I'm so glad I'm not one..

[Elbow]

I don't like giving and/or receiving anal.

Me either, I prefer a nice warm wet gooey pussy. Or mouth.

[jhadleyh]

.............where the fuck did that come from?




Just answer the fucking question.

[Elbow]

Guys...I'm so glad I'm not one..

I'm glad I'm a guy, I don't have to be expected to take it in the ass and I also don't bleed for a week. Oh and I don't get shit in my vagina if I shat my pants.

[98tegCHICK]

:blah::blah::blah:

who the hell says we're "expected" to take it in the ass? wow...

[Elbow]

:blah::blah::blah:

who the hell says we're "expected" to take it in the ass? wow...

I do. You're expected to do ANYTHING a human with a dick tells you to do.

[jhadleyh]

:blah::blah::blah:

who the hell says we're "expected" to take it in the ass? wow...


ME and if you don't take it in the ass your worthless.

[Mantooth]

Me either, I prefer a nice warm wet gooey pussy. Or mouth.Yo Simon! I'm really happy for you, and imma' letchu finish, but the trachea is the warmest, wettest love glove of all time, OF ALL TIME!

[98tegCHICK]

lol worthless is in the eye of the beholder :p

[98tegCHICK]

I do. You're expected to do ANYTHING a human with a dick tells you to do.


And you're just another one of the assholes I'm glad I never dated/married/whatever'ed with :p

[jhadleyh]

lol worthless is in the eye of the beholder :p


bend over and spread your cheeks im coming in.

[Mantooth]

lol worthless is in the eye of the beholder :pWe'll get along then. I'm not into buttsecks.

[Elbow]

And you're just another one of the assholes I'm glad I never dated/married/whatever'ed with :p

LOL it was a joke I hate guys who act like that.

[Elbow]

Yo Simon! I'm really happy for you, and imma' letchu finish, but the trachea is the warmest, wettest love glove of all time, OF ALL TIME!

LOL

[toxxxic]

I have. They are impossible to aim!!!!

[bdydrpdmazda]

Eh, not shy by any means. I just don't feel like it right now :taun:
lies...

[ueyedgr8tness]

lol full of win in this thread. and there is nothing like a fine ass 38yr old milf holding my young ass shaft while i take a leak off the roof of a 5 story building filling like i got major swagga...


oh! at the end of the day the women act like they don't have to have our shaft but when it comes down to it they would die without it:)

[Lurker]

I have. They are impossible to aim!!!!


:love:

[n00bsrus]

golden showers FTL... wtf?!?

[n00bsrus]

who the hell (females) put that they want to and have held? WTF ladies? yall let me down every time!

[n00bsrus]

I do. You're expected to do ANYTHING a human with a dick tells you to do.



LOLLLLLL ftw. sadly...

[98tegCHICK]

Ahhh got tired n went to bed last night. Looks like you boys n girls continued the fun with the topic :p

[Elbow]

who the hell (females) put that they want to and have held? WTF ladies? yall let me down every time!

What girl wouldn't want to? :???:

[jhadleyh]

Simon these new bitches need the shit beat out of them. they seem to not know their place.

[Elbow]

Simon these new bitches need the shit beat out of them. they seem to not know their place.

Lets pee in their eye sockets with aids.

http://www.morethings.com/boutique/images/southpark02.jpg

[xxbckiexx]

what difference does it make, whether you hold it or not simon, you're still going to pee on your nuts.

[MistaCee]

That never came to my mind ever.

[Elbow]

That never came to my mind ever.

Then obviously you're a raging homo.

[jhadleyh]

blah

[u8myore0]

this is nasty.

[jhadleyh]

so are you

[u8myore0]

so is ur expedition for sale.

[jhadleyh]

No it's dirty. and has never been wrecked due to not letting women drive it.

[u8myore0]

No it's dirty. and has never been wrecked due to not letting women drive it.


good call on your part!:goodjob:

[ueyedgr8tness]

this is nasty.

this is a true amature :lmfao:

[u8myore0]

this is a true amature :lmfao:

A word used by those of a lesser intelligence to berate those of higher intelligence. Example: "That would be so amature". What it really means is "You're better than I am, I suck at life. Please God, put me out of my misery."
-urban DICtionary.

[Elbow]

A word used by those of a lesser intelligence to berate those of higher intelligence. Example: "That would be so amature". What it really means is "You're better than I am, I suck at life. Please God, put me out of my misery."
-urban DICtionary.

You get on urban dictionary? :???:

[ueyedgr8tness]

^ lol i was saying she was a amature that is why she thinks it is nasty.But fuck trying to explain she just want even no untill she learns how to slam her ass into something hard instead of her car....