Horrid Day!

[claybird]

So i wake up late today. 10 45 and i had to be at work at 11. So i go to the gas station and put 20 bucks in it then i shu the door to pay. I come back out and the DAMN DOORS ARE LOCKED WITH IT RUNNING. So i have to go back home and get a spare key. I get back to the truck and ......FACK! it doesnt work. So i wait for a bud to bring some lock smith stuff and by that time it almost runs the tank dry cause its a dakota R/T 5.9 and that 360 is a guzzler. So i finally get it opened and went to work. Got off and was coming home and as i was pulling into he neighbor hood the trucks front right tire locks up. So i get out and look and the damn caliper snapped and lodged itself between the rotor and the rim. Then my neighbor tows and home and he locked the keys in the truck too with them in the switch. But i got it out. Then i went back to work and was coming home with a bud and this drunk guy tries to kill himself on our car on a back road. So we stop and ask WTF man. He said im drubk i need a ride. We said HELL NO we about ran over You. He said fuck u so we asked him if he was gay or something and he said hell no so we told him Jesus loves u and he said F*** Jesus so we took off. we turned around and as we passed him he flicked us off and tried to hit the car so we stopped and he came up to us so i got mad and threw some water on him and he chased us and we took off. So it got better at the end. Thnx

[Catnip]

You're gay

[Catnip]

PS. If I wanted to hear someone bitch, I'd go into the kitchen.

[Catnip]

PPS. This is why women shouldn't be allowed out of the kitchen unless she's cleaning or fucking.

[Mantooth]

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[quickdodge®]

So i wake up late today. 10 45 and i had to be at work at 11. So i go to the gas station and put 20 bucks in it then i shu the door to pay. I come back out and the DAMN DOORS ARE LOCKED WITH IT RUNNING. So i have to go back home and get a spare key. I get back to the truck and ......FACK! it doesnt work. So i wait for a bud to bring some lock smith stuff and by that time it almost runs the tank dry cause its a dakota R/T 5.9 and that 360 is a guzzler. So i finally get it opened and went to work. Got off and was coming home and as i was pulling into he neighbor hood the trucks front right tire locks up. So i get out and look and the damn caliper snapped and lodged itself between the rotor and the rim. Then my neighbor tows and home and he locked the keys in the truck too with them in the switch. But i got it out. Then i went back to work and was coming home with a bud and this drunk guy tries to kill himself on our car on a back road. So we stop and ask WTF man. He said im drubk i need a ride. We said HELL NO we about ran over You. He said fuck u so we asked him if he was gay or something and he said hell no so we told him Jesus loves u and he said F*** Jesus so we took off. we turned around and as we passed him he flicked us off and tried to hit the car so we stopped and he came up to us so i got mad and threw some water on him and he chased us and we took off. So it got better at the end. Thnx

I didn't have to read any of this (and I didn't) to remember how much of an idiot you are. Later, QD.

[Evil Goat]

i think it's because god hates faggots...

[Me86Rob]

really? you ran the tank dry? by it idling? in a matter of hours? thats weird, because the 427 cubic inch monster in my room mates car could has idled for hours at a time and we have never see the guage drop a bit.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

THIS GUY AND THIS THREAD HAVE SET SAIL FOR FAIL !

[Catnip]

really? you ran the tank dry? by it idling? in a matter of hours? thats weird, because the 427 cubic inch monster in my room mates car could has idled for hours at a time and we have never see the guage drop a bit.

My camaro will turn both fans on, all the way if it idles for a few minutes and won't turn then off until you start driving. The temperature dips down really low because of it. When the temp drops down it runs rich because it thinks it's cold...


so...


take that...


but don't think I'm defending the queer.

[RandomGuy]

really? you ran the tank dry? by it idling? in a matter of hours? thats weird, because the 427 cubic inch monster in my room mates car could has idled for hours at a time and we have never see the guage drop a bit.
i know a guy with a 540 cubic inch that has idled for days on 3 gallons of fuel

[bdydrpdmazda]

you shouldnt leave your fucking car running while your inside a store anyway unless you want your shit to get jacked, your lucky it was locked up or somebody might have taken that POS

[claybird]

it was my truck

maybe someone siphoned it?

it has a leak in the header and really messes with the 02 sensor.

It has nitrous and has a dry shot system and the switch was on



no one said anything about the hobo lol

[JJSPEC Racing]

So your vehicle will burn about 7 gallons of fuel just idling for a couple of hours? Sounds like you need a tune up! A vehicle that gets 9 mpg could have gone 126 miles in the same time period.

[amandDA]

THIS GUY AND THIS THREAD HAVE SET SAIL FOR FAIL !
agreed

[Sol-Badguy]

lolol

[claybird]

So your vehicle will burn about 7 gallons of fuel just idling for a couple of hours? Sounds like you need a tune up! A vehicle that gets 9 mpg could have gone 126 miles in the same time period.

must of got siphoned then?

[Me86Rob]

must of got siphoned then?
or you were exagerating to try to get pitty and we called you out on your bullshit

[SLo_MKIII]

just wasted 1 min of my life...

[1990wade]

just wasted 1 min of my life...

:rolleyes:2 min of my life......WHAT IM A SLOW READER!

[.gauge.]

What happened to your recession free 350z? I guess your dad took it back?

[jhadleyh]

I shit on the concrete once

[Me86Rob]

What happened to your recession free 350z? I guess your dad took it back?
naw it got Repo'd

[claybird]

What happened to your recession free 350z? I guess your dad took it back?
well im down a car so he has it for work now :( thank god i can replace the calper bolts

naw it got Repo'd
no would never let it get repo'd and i had to put 5 bucks in the truck after i got it unlocked but more power to ya :D

[81911SC]

Amazing story, truly retarded.

[Dr.G35]

Serious question, are you on drugs?

[claybird]

No sir no drugs for me. I just have an out there personality I find it refreshing.