Co-Worker ANNOYING - Need ideas on redemption..

[mmmmpsi]

So I got this really fucking annoying guy that sits across from me at work..

He smokes, he farts and he drinks red bull like it's water and snorts snot up his nose all day..

I need ideas on how to repay him for making my days hell..

PS: Nothing that will put me in jail please. :)

[Nemesis]

Tell him you drive a BMW. Nothing irritates me more. lol

[twiztid cc]

x-lax his redbull.....then go to lunch

[LizBiz]

Give me your M3 and you can have my 325. I will do him a favor. BUT you may have to hear him talk about me 24/7 afterwards. I'd say that's better than farting.

[mocha latte cupcake]

i recommend doing a "colorful and exciting project" for the young children (son, nephew) whathave you.... and by that i mean bring construction paper and glue and glitter in.

then after "completion" lift is up and show him... aka hold it over the cubicle but sadly you didn't glue down all the glitter...

oh no3s now he has glitter EEEEEVVVEERRYYY WHERE! in his redbull... on him... in his cubicle.. and whats this,., you sneezed when you did it too! so now it is all over the place... vaccum it up? yeah right have you ever tried doing that? go for it! :goodjob:

[mmmmpsi]

x-lax his redbull.....then go to lunch


Oh I like this.. :goodjob: One could only imagine what would come out at that point.. haaha

[quickdodge®]

Just quit and find another job. That would be the ultimate redemption. Later, QD.

[AnthonyF]

Stop being a pussy and kill him.

-Ant.

[mmmmpsi]

I actually would really like to find another job.. I might move to the ATL.. we'll see.. is there still anyone living there??

[G.C]

Take shit on his windshield, pour sugar inside his gastank, piss on his door handles, bust a nut on his front bumper making him think its bird shit, sprinkle your pubes on top of those nut, wrap his car up with saran wrap, pour paint remover on his car, Jam his empty cans of redbull inside his tail pipe so it will sound like a ricer, Plug up his tail pipe with shit and watch it fly out when he gasses it,

[mmmmpsi]

Take shit on his windshield, pour sugar inside his gastank, piss on his door handles, bust a nut on his front bumper making him think its bird shit, sprinkle your pubes on top of those nut, wrap his car up with saran wrap, pour paint remover on his car, Jam his empty cans of redbull inside his tail pipe so it will sound like a ricer, Plug up his tail pipe with shit and watch it fly out when he gasses it,

You're evil.

[mmmmpsi]

Tell him you drive a BMW. Nothing irritates me more. lol
Ironically I believe he is a Mustang driver.. go figure.. :???:

[Austin?]

i recommend doing a "colorful and exciting project" for the young children (son, nephew) whathave you.... and by that i mean bring construction paper and glue and glitter in.

then after "completion" lift is up and show him... aka hold it over the cubicle but sadly you didn't glue down all the glitter...

oh no3s now he has glitter EEEEEVVVEERRYYY WHERE! in his redbull... on him... in his cubicle.. and whats this,., you sneezed when you did it too! so now it is all over the place... vaccum it up? yeah right have you ever tried doing that? go for it! :goodjob:



i like this one:goodjob:

[quickdodge®]

I actually would really like to find another job.. I might move to the ATL.. we'll see.. is there still anyone living there??

I didn't realize you were in upstate. What part? I go there at least 3 times a week. Later, QD.

[mmmmpsi]

I didn't realize you were in upstate. What part? I go there at least 3 times a week. Later, QD.

I'm the Greenville area.. what do you come up here for?? I can't say there's really that much to come here for. :P

[quickdodge®]

I go to a few tire distributors to pick up loads of tires. I also go to Costcos and a feed store and a couple of other places. It's for work. Greenville is the spot I go to most. That and Piedmont. Later, QD.

[mmmmpsi]

mmmmmmm COSTCO. !!!

[CHRISNITTOLO]

So I got this really fucking annoying guy that sits across from me at work..

He smokes, he farts and he drinks red bull like it's water and snorts snot up his nose all day..

I need ideas on how to repay him for making my days hell..

PS: Nothing that will put me in jail please. :)

I'll give you a poopy diaper...

[Me86Rob]

So I got this really fucking annoying guy that sits across from me at work..

He smokes, he farts and he drinks red bull like it's water and snorts snot up his nose all day..

I need ideas on how to repay him for making my days hell..

PS: Nothing that will put me in jail please. :)
glue his phone to the base, and call him over and over

[lcortes32]

I'll give you a poopy diaper...

Thats why your in Red...


Anyways i say you do annoying stuff aswell that will def piss him off

[dallasb84]

pour a red bull on his keyboard.....

[dallasb84]

if he ever leaves his computer open do a company wide porn email.... problem solved

[DriVaH]

So I got this really fucking annoying guy that sits across from me at work..

He smokes, he farts and he drinks red bull like it's water and snorts snot up his nose all day..

I need ideas on how to repay him for making my days hell..

PS: Nothing that will put me in jail please. :)let one of your homies take care of it....hint hint....:yes:

[Elbow]

Why didn't you just tell me my habits are annoying?

[Mantooth]

Ass rape him in the printer room.

[toxxxic]

Oh I like this.. :goodjob: One could only imagine what would come out at that point.. haaha


i was going to recommend the same :)

[ATLTSX]

you can always just tell him to stfu.

[thecrazyone]

when hes not around hide a fish somewhere close to his area..and wait(days lol)....granted you may smell it, but he he gets the brunt of it

[LvnBoOst]

i recommend doing a "colorful and exciting project" for the young children (son, nephew) whathave you.... and by that i mean bring construction paper and glue and glitter in.

then after "completion" lift is up and show him... aka hold it over the cubicle but sadly you didn't glue down all the glitter...

oh no3s now he has glitter EEEEEVVVEERRYYY WHERE! in his redbull... on him... in his cubicle.. and whats this,., you sneezed when you did it too! so now it is all over the place... vaccum it up? yeah right have you ever tried doing that? go for it! :goodjob:


LMAO. I think you should go for it :ninja:

[teh_mugen18]

glue his phone to the base, and call him over and over


^^^^:lmfao: so evil

oh, and to add to that one, if you're good with small screwdrivers, and have a bit of time when he's away from the computer, you can pop out some of the letters on the keyboard and switch them up. Like, put the button for the "A" in the spot where "V" is for example, vice versa....Actually, a car key would even do the trick to pop them out :yes:

[smoknlegend]

you could always get a piece of tape and tape off part of the end of the phone cord where it plugs into the phone base. I think blocking the parts on the right of the plug will disconnect the microphone but will leave the speaker working, so he will scream really loud but the people will never hear him :D