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12-08-2009, 01:49 PM
The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't
know exactly...put me down for a 5."
Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning?
They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between a wood and an iron.
Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of
drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat
family--his new name?: Cheetah
Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that
an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are
contacting Nike for a new club.
Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest
golf club we can find??!!
Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver.
Tiger just hates it when he drives and then his balls hit a tree.
Based on Tiger’s interests, his new product endorsements will be for Hostess.
This morning, his agent announced that the new nickname for Tiger will either be Cheetah or Lion.
His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks like she really went for the driver.
Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning? Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.
Tiger just lost his endorsement with Gillette because now they can’t use his ad in which he says, “This was my closest shave yet.”
Tiger Woods is half black, half asian. The black side picked the rims that went on the escalade, the asian side was driving.
It use to be people talked about Tiger Woods. Now they are talking about Tiger's Wood.
What does a golf ball, Tiger Woods, and an Escalade have in common? They've all been hit with a 3 iron.
know exactly...put me down for a 5."
Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning?
They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between a wood and an iron.
Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of
drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat
family--his new name?: Cheetah
Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that
an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are
contacting Nike for a new club.
Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest
golf club we can find??!!
Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver.
Tiger just hates it when he drives and then his balls hit a tree.
Based on Tiger’s interests, his new product endorsements will be for Hostess.
This morning, his agent announced that the new nickname for Tiger will either be Cheetah or Lion.
His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks like she really went for the driver.
Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning? Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.
Tiger just lost his endorsement with Gillette because now they can’t use his ad in which he says, “This was my closest shave yet.”
Tiger Woods is half black, half asian. The black side picked the rims that went on the escalade, the asian side was driving.
It use to be people talked about Tiger Woods. Now they are talking about Tiger's Wood.
What does a golf ball, Tiger Woods, and an Escalade have in common? They've all been hit with a 3 iron.