Have you ever....

[LizBiz]

Sent a text message to the wrong person, and you didn't want to say "whoops wrong person" so you have to make up something as to why you sent it.

"I love you!!"






"You know....you are a really good friend!!!"

[u8myore0]

Sent a text message to the wrong person, and you didn't want to say "whoops wrong person" so you have to make up something as to why you sent it.

"I love you!!"






"You know....you are a really good friend!!!"


haha did u get this idea from my post earlier haha??

[punkr6]

no...

[u8myore0]

i tell all my friends i love them : ) without SOME friends... life wouldn't be the same.

[PSINXS]

i just say wrong person. fuck yo hurt feelings

[thecrazyone]

no i say my bad wrong person

[Motivation]

Sent a text message to the wrong person, and you didn't want to say "whoops wrong person" so you have to make up something as to why you sent it.

"I love you!!"






"You know....you are a really good friend!!!"

You know, Liz... I told you to be careful what you send me in a text message anymore.

[Vteckidd]

Sent a text message to the wrong person, and you didn't want to say "whoops wrong person" so you have to make up something as to why you sent it.

"I love you!!"






"You know....you are a really good friend!!!"
i just sent you a message that said

"Fuck you and your stupid threads"


But i meant it

[JJSPEC Racing]

I had a girl that I didnt know text me one time. The text said"Your dick is my " and my friend told me to say toothbrush, so I texted back, your toothbrush. She texted back "call me", so I did and asked who she was and she was confused and said she was sorry, lol!

[LizBiz]

I texted a # once back in my GIRL days thinking it was the biotch my ex was with. I went off....turns out it was some random ass dude. Who turned out to be pretty cool...until he wanted to meet up and hang out. ROFL....guess I didn't look TOO crazy to him.

[LizBiz]

haha did u get this idea from my post earlier haha?? No I really sent a text to the wrong person. But the example came from you lol. Thanks!! :cheers:

[BABY J]

I had a girl call me accidentally. She totally had the wrong number but she sounded sexy so we chatted it up for minute. We decided to meet for coffee 3 days later. She told me what she'd be wearing.

I told HER that I'd be in a blue shirt and white hat... but I had on a red shirt and no hat. I saw her in Starbucks.. walked RIGHT by her. She was NOT very sexy so I immediately changed her name in my phone from Stacey to "Do Not Answer" --- had coffee 2 tables away from her w/ another girl that I texted and told to meet me. I remember having to put my phone on vibrate b/c that bitch kept calling me. I started to reach over and tap her on the shoulder and say "please stop calling me because you're ugly and I'm trying to have coffee w/ some1 who's not."

[yungdz]

I texted my mom once thinking it was my friend and I mentioned riding out to pick up some bitches lol.

I just texted her back, "oops wrong person" lol

[teh_mugen18]

I had a girl call me accidentally. She totally had the wrong number but she sounded sexy so we chatted it up for minute. We decided to meet for coffee 3 days later. She told me what she'd be wearing.

I told HER that I'd be in a blue shirt and white hat... but I had on a red shirt and no hat. I saw her in Starbucks.. walked RIGHT by her. She was NOT very sexy so I immediately changed her name in my phone from Stacey to "Do Not Answer" --- had coffee 2 tables away from her w/ another girl that I texted and told to meet me. I remember having to put my phone on vibrate b/c that bitch kept calling me. I started to reach over and tap her on the shoulder and say "please stop calling me because you're ugly and I'm trying to have coffee w/ some1 who's not."

LOL thats awesome. :cheers:

[StreetHazard]

I texted a picture of my penis to my old boss once when I was I drunk, I don't remember who I was "supposed" to be sending it too but either way it wasen't going to be good.

she replied back something smartass like "thanks Brian, I always wondered what it looked like"

[Catnip]

One time I IM'ed a friend.

His mom was on the computer.

She politely replied, "hey!" back.

I had just raced a random car and won. I don't remember what it was, but it was impressive. So I said, "you want to hear about a raping?"

Surely his mom would've told me it wasn't him before then, but nope.

So I send that IM.

"My friend" replies, "sure, lol"

I promptly type out, "My dick and your mom's vagina!"

After a minute, she replied, "Oh yea, this is Ryan's mom... I'll tell him you said hi."

[BABY J]

^^ OWNZORED

[georgieboi]

^^^ lol plz the rest of the story

[PSINXS]

One time I IM'ed a friend.

His mom was on the computer.

She politely replied, "hey!" back.

I had just raced a random car and won. I don't remember what it was, but it was impressive. So I said, "you want to hear about a raping?"

Surely his mom would've told me it wasn't him before then, but nope.

So I send that IM.

"My friend" replies, "sure, lol"

I promptly type out, "My dick and your mom's vagina!"

After a minute, she replied, "Oh yea, this is Ryan's mom... I'll tell him you said hi."

question is did she let u fuck?

[MINI]

I had a girl call me accidentally. She totally had the wrong number but she sounded sexy so we chatted it up for minute. We decided to meet for coffee 3 days later. She told me what she'd be wearing.

I told HER that I'd be in a blue shirt and white hat... but I had on a red shirt and no hat. I saw her in Starbucks.. walked RIGHT by her. She was NOT very sexy so I immediately changed her name in my phone from Stacey to "Do Not Answer" --- had coffee 2 tables away from her w/ another girl that I texted and told to meet me. I remember having to put my phone on vibrate b/c that bitch kept calling me. I started to reach over and tap her on the shoulder and say "please stop calling me because you're ugly and I'm trying to have coffee w/ some1 who's not."


Damn it I cant rep until tomorrow lol.

[LizBiz]

I had a girl call me accidentally. She totally had the wrong number but she sounded sexy so we chatted it up for minute. We decided to meet for coffee 3 days later. She told me what she'd be wearing.

I told HER that I'd be in a blue shirt and white hat... but I had on a red shirt and no hat. I saw her in Starbucks.. walked RIGHT by her. She was NOT very sexy so I immediately changed her name in my phone from Stacey to "Do Not Answer" --- had coffee 2 tables away from her w/ another girl that I texted and told to meet me. I remember having to put my phone on vibrate b/c that bitch kept calling me. I started to reach over and tap her on the shoulder and say "please stop calling me because you're ugly and I'm trying to have coffee w/ some1 who's not."

That would have been great if it was true. lol.

[BABY J]

It actually is true.

[LizBiz]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight and so is this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iRYSwAJt8LU/SgO72m0TmwI/AAAAAAAAD84/KEC9Y7UOSfY/s400/pig-fly.gif

[Catnip]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight and so is this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iRYSwAJt8LU/SgO72m0TmwI/AAAAAAAAD84/KEC9Y7UOSfY/s400/pig-fly.gif

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GGAmzDRA_BY/SPvesJS8sXI/AAAAAAAADQ8/BPh71vqOJRM/s400/flying_cop.jpg

[EL42]

i've learned to respond to all texts from women "are you sure you mean me?" from this thread.lol

[ATL_EG]

yeah, buying weed from a guy named moe turns out be an intresting talk with your mom