ironchef
12-05-2009, 12:15 PM
Saw this on another forum, thought I'd share, and if its a repost I don't care, see what I did there?
Purchasing
The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
http://tallulahbankhead.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/heather-mills4_252404y.jpg
hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner
charges $4,000 per night.
This is Kristen ..
http://www.gamesfree.ca/wg_images/img_gal/42zXXk3bCR81zN3KSTluQ5mGOgamesfree_ca_blonde_boat_ sexy.jpg
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:
(a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are:
a 22 year old
no coaxing
never a headache
happily agrees to all requests
no complaining
no honey-do lists
Best of all, she leaves , and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
Purchasing
The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
http://tallulahbankhead.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/heather-mills4_252404y.jpg
hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner
charges $4,000 per night.
This is Kristen ..
http://www.gamesfree.ca/wg_images/img_gal/42zXXk3bCR81zN3KSTluQ5mGOgamesfree_ca_blonde_boat_ sexy.jpg
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:
(a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are:
a 22 year old
no coaxing
never a headache
happily agrees to all requests
no complaining
no honey-do lists
Best of all, she leaves , and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.