EJdm
12-04-2009, 11:02 AM
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make
love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some
condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register,
the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-
pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and
all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!’ The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to
say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still
deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no
movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans
over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this
religious.’ The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist.’
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make
love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some
condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register,
the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-
pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and
all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!’ The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to
say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still
deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no
movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans
over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this
religious.’ The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist.’