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JITB
12-03-2009, 06:15 PM
As my quest for a 2nd job i applied for a part time job in a mail room and this was their responce....... ill be rich in no time!!!!!





Thank you for responding! We appreciate your interest in our company!

You have solicited this email. Below you will find a quick description of the job.

We are currently interested in hiring US residents for our USA Wire Service

Your job will be forwarding payments to our European clients
You will need a personal bank account (you can open a new one, to use just with us).
We are offering you a 10% commission
This is a great money making opportunity, as this requires little of your time, and your expected income will be around $2500-$3000 a month
We are a legitimate company
NO CHECKS SENT for you to cash
NO SELLING
NO REJECTIONS
To apply for this position simply reply to this email with the following information:

Name:
E-mail:
Phone Number:
Best time to call:



USA Wire Service

Because of new law in European Union, any company, that receives money transfer from
non-EU company, has to pay VAT (Value Added Tax), 20% from incoming transfer.
But EU company doesn't have to pay VAT receiving money transfer from person.
That's why we can save these money.

You will be handling our transactions in USA, acting as our Transaction Manager.
You will be receiving transfers for our company, and redirect them to us,
taking 10% as your commission. You will be able to make approx $2500-$3000
per month, working 1-2 hours per week for this job.

The main objective of our company is to provide opportunities in
career building for people with little or no previous backgrounds.
We won't ask you about your credit rating. We don't work for collection agencies.
Being a long-established solid corporation we understand how important is to
provide our customers the best possibilities and support. We always try our best to
be cooperative and customer-friendly

Requirements are simple:
- Being of Legal age (over 21 years old)
- Home address and phone number
- Internet access, couple of hours per day

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PURP
12-03-2009, 06:18 PM
cool story bro

tmoney11286
12-03-2009, 06:30 PM
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81911SC
12-03-2009, 06:38 PM
I thought already was one word? O, it is.

roxie911
12-03-2009, 06:39 PM
I thought already was one word? O, it is.

depends on how you use it, but in this case...yes, it's supposed to be one word.

81911SC
12-03-2009, 06:43 PM
depends on how you use it, but in this case...yes, it's supposed to be one word.Well no shit.

Sol-Badguy
12-03-2009, 06:54 PM
Yeah. Most of what I get back is all spam/scams.

§treet_§peed
12-03-2009, 07:46 PM
Very similar to the letter I posted up about getting.

Greddypacked
12-03-2009, 08:53 PM
LOL goodluck w/ that. I have gotten emails back like that and not replied to them. Some of them are scams but hopefully yours is legit.

bdydrpdmazda
12-03-2009, 08:57 PM
do that shit!

MidLifeCrisis
12-03-2009, 10:12 PM
bahahahaha, i tried applying for some jobs on craigslist like that, and got similar results. JITB, PM coming your way!

Glides
12-04-2009, 09:35 AM
Sounds legit, I say you are well on your way to a new car and the life you want.

Catnip
12-04-2009, 09:39 AM
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Catnip
12-04-2009, 09:40 AM
Click that shit.