ATTN: Women in a relationship

[Nemesis]

Tonight go into the kitchen, make the best damn sammich and pie you ever made and serve it to your man, and serve it to him TOPLESS!


All the shit we have to put up with , theyll appreciate it.


Nuff said.

[Catnip]

Fukin right. We'll beat yer asses.


*brushes mullet*

[87 Turbo II]

Lol, damn straight.

[roxie911]

Wish I was in a relationship......................I would so do that.

[Nemesis]

Wish I was in a relationship......................I would so do that.

You're too young for a relationship.
























*inquire within* :lmfao:

[mocha latte cupcake]

i'd like to edit the original post...


serve that sandwich... topless. :goodjob: there ya go much better

[Nemesis]

i'd like to edit the original post...


serve that sandwich... topless. :goodjob: there ya go much better

edited with the usdm quickness

[Dr.G35]

Best thread of the century!

[Echonova]

A wise man once told me it is wise to listen to wisdom.

[MeFryRice]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Nemesis again.

[AdriSciontC]

Tonight go into the kitchen, make the best damn sammich and pie you ever made and serve it to your man, and serve it to him TOPLESS!


All the shit we have to put up with , theyll appreciate it.


Nuff said.


Sounds hot... And real women don't need for you to tell them this... they already know...

[punkr6]

Sounds hot... And real women don't need for you to tell them this... they already know...

:goodjob:

[ilovemyhonda.]

Only if you promise to massage me with your soft hands afterwards :)

[xxbckiexx]

GOD
DAMN
RIGHT

that's how bitches should be getting down.

[87 Turbo II]

Only if you promise to massage me with your soft hands afterwards :)

where do you want my hands? :ninja:

[ilovemyhonda.]

where do you want my hands? :ninja:

Do you have spa hands?

[87 Turbo II]

Do you have spa hands?

no :(

[EL42]

Wish I was in a relationship......................I would so do that.
:ninja: shhh,you should practice first.

:cry: i'm out of reps again,this is the best thread all day.

:goodjob: "Asian-Elvis"....i mean Nemesis

[oneSLOWex]

dont forget the beer!

shit needs to be opened before its on the table too LMAO

[Nemesis]

Only if you promise to massage me with your soft hands afterwards :)

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: lol down girl down!

[JITB]

and make that sandwich naked...

[AdriSciontC]

and make that sandwich naked...

Thats what I was thinking, why just topless?

[JITB]

and than sit there while i eat it and smile.. while i play call of duty

[87 Turbo II]

and than sit there while i eat it and smile.. while i play call of duty

no complimentary bj?

[Catnip]

I'd rather an order of pussy with a side of ass, and complimentary BJ would be nice.

[ATLSRT8]

no complimentary bj?


See I thought fellatio should have been involved in there somewhere as well :goodjob:

[00CelicaGT]

dont forget the beer!

shit needs to be opened before its on the table too LMAO


QFT

LMFAO REPS!!:lmfao:

[teh bri]

Only if you promise to massage me with your soft hands afterwards :)

x2, then i'd do it! :goodjob:

[x Resilience]

Thats what I was thinking, why just topless?


I like this chick. :boobies:

[Got Milk?]

I love and wana fuck and lick and I wana motor boat her boobies, put my dick in her ass, make her cry. :boobies:

I know what you mean. x2

[blaknoize]

topless, y not assless...and yes thats how it is written.

Tits be overrated

[blaknoize]

but if ur white.... ass is overrated.

[blaknoize]

if ur mixed... u need a blend of ass n tits to compliment ur dietary needs

[blaknoize]

I prefer a dietary supplement, full of ass and tits and vitamin P

[blaknoize]

jus............................................











































































































sayin

[roxie911]

You're too young for a relationship.

*inquire within* :lmfao:

Uhm...??

I RESENT THAT COMMENT!! I'm perfectly legal for any relationship thank you very much :yes:

[blaknoize]

Uhm...??

I RESENT THAT COMMENT!! I'm perfectly legal for any relationship thank you very much :yes:

cant handle me though, girl aint ever had a northerner

[Kourt]

Wouldnt you like something better than a "sammich" though?

[roxie911]

cant handle me though, girl aint ever had a northerner

who would want a yankee?? :thinking:

[blaknoize]

who would want a yankee?? :thinking:

I would want a yankee.

[Tracy]

Tonight go into the kitchen, make the best damn sammich and pie you ever made and serve it to your man, and serve it to him TOPLESS!


All the shit we have to put up with , theyll appreciate it.


Nuff said.Um. I do this everyday. Literally. Maybe not pie everyday, but cake, brownies, cupcakes, etc. How do you think I have kept my man on lock for almost 10 years? I know what he has to put up with and I know the 2 things that make him stay. Head and food. Boom!

[Catnip]

Um. I do this everyday. Literally. Maybe not pie everyday, but cake, brownies, cupcakes, etc. How do you think I have kept my man on lock for almost 10 years? I know what he has to put up with and I know the 2 things that make him stay. Head and food. Boom!


Oh man, I want you so hard.

[Tracy]

Oh man, I want you so hard.Too bad I am taken :P

[roxie911]

Oh man, I want you so hard.

It's true...he talks about you all the time :\

[Catnip]

Too bad I am taken :P


YA BOY BETTER WATCH HIS STEP OR YOU'LL BE TAKEN






lol :ninja:

[MidLifeCrisis]

Man i think I'm getting old.

I'd take a TV dinner, and a handjob on the bare breasts.. then GTFO of the way so I can play more MW2.

[Elbow]

My girlfriend fries me chicken, puts it in her pussy, squats above a plate, and pushes it out. It's so fucking good.

[Alan®]

who would want a yankee?? :thinking:

Hey I resent that comment.

[roxie911]

Hey I resent that comment.

Cool...I don't

[BABY J]

Um. I do this everyday. Literally. Maybe not pie everyday, but cake, brownies, cupcakes, etc. How do you think I have kept my man on lock for almost 10 years? I know what he has to put up with and I know the 2 things that make him stay. Head and food. Boom!

He's not on lock. I already hit that one day in the shop.

[G.C]

dont forget the beer!

shit needs to be opened before its on the table too LMAO

x2.

[blaknoize]

Hey I resent that comment.

Shes specifically hated on MA born residents

[roxie911]

Shes specifically hated on MA born residents

No northerner is better than another...they all suck just the same.

[Alan®]

No northerner is better than another...they all suck just the same.

LOL. Good thing I'm a mut. Not actually from any where up there just have family up there.

[teh bri]

My girlfriend fries me chicken, puts it in her pussy, squats above a plate, and pushes it out. It's so fucking good.


hahaha +repped. :lmfao:


Man i think I'm getting old.

I'd take a TV dinner, and a handjob on the bare breasts.. then GTFO of the way so I can play more MW2.

you are as well. :lmfao:

[MidLifeCrisis]

..

[roxie911]

LOL. Good thing I'm a mut. Not actually from any where up there just have family up there.

Well then...as long as you prefer south over north...you're good in my book :goodjob:

[teh bri]

your breasts are spectacular.


Thanks, not the first time I heard that.

[Alan®]

Well then...as long as you prefer south over north...you're good in my book :goodjob:

;):goodjob:

[MidLifeCrisis]

Thanks, not the first time I heard that.

well shit, it was news to me, haha.

[teh bri]

well shit, it was news to me, haha.

Then you've been missing out on alot of shit.


Just sayin'..

[Ed]

BRI GET THE FUCK OUT AND BACK TO THE KITCHEN

[teh bri]

BRI GET THE FUCK OUT AND BACK TO THE KITCHEN

You mean get back to the aim conversation with you?! :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

Well then...as long as you prefer south over north...you're good in my book :goodjob:

You mean inbred hicks with mullets?

[Buttons]

I make food all the time for my man. Usually make him cookies or brownies for SURE every time.

[Nemesis]

I make food all the time for my man. Usually make him cookies or brownies for SURE every time.

You're 19, your menu consists of fruit loops, orange juice , and saturday morning cartoons.



I posted WOMEN in a relationship :lmfao:













:tongue1:

[Elbow]

You're 19, your menu consists of fruit loops, orange juice , and saturday morning cartoons.



I posted WOMEN in a relationship :lmfao:













:tongue1:

My girl is 13, she's still fascinated with my cock as a meal.

[Buttons]

You're 19, your menu consists of fruit loops, orange juice , and saturday morning cartoons.



I posted WOMEN in a relationship :lmfao:













:tongue1:

my meal i cooked myself last night was new york strip steak and some potatoes.... lol

so wrong :)

[BABY J]

I make food all the time for my man. Usually make him cookies or brownies for SURE every time.

:thinking:

[StreetHazard]

My girl is 13, she's still fascinated with my cock as a meal.


wow :D

you win, I got nothing

[bdydrpdmazda]

fucking bitches always thinking we owe them something, the fucking nerve

[Buttons]

:thinking:

it's early. :( been up all morning studying for exams.

i make food all the time, but it's usually brownies or cookies.

[BABY J]

^^ Just giving u a hard time. :)

[Buttons]

^^ Just giving u a hard time. :)

i don't really remember writing that post. i took a nap since then. haha

[thegovanator]

I want a beer along with the sammich and pie

[Okie_doke.]

my meal i cooked myself last night was new york strip steak and some potatoes.... lol

so wrong :)

Yeah cuz that takes a lot of skill :goodjob:

[ilovemyhonda.]

I love to cook Italian food.

[civic gsr]

damm right

[Buttons]

Yeah cuz that takes a lot of skill :goodjob:

i don't care if it takes no skill or a lot of skill. that steak was delicious.

[EL42]

Um. I do this everyday. Literally. Maybe not pie everyday, but cake, brownies, cupcakes, etc. How do you think I have kept my man on lock for almost 10 years? I know what he has to put up with and I know the 2 things that make him stay. Head and food. Boom!

:D you so need to teach a class or somthing to pass this on to the youth.lol

[ilovemyhonda.]

damm right

:goodjob::idb: