I heard.........

[Alan®]

Tiger woods wife gave him a two stroke penalty for playing with his balls out of bounds.

[collins]

whats the difference btw a car and a golf ball? tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards!

[Alan®]

bwahahahaha

[quickdodge®]

Wow. Getting a jump start on "Let's Tell Unfunny Jokes Day" a few hours early? Later, QD.

[punkr6]

great thread bro.

[Alan®]

great thread bro.

:goodjob: lol.

:Insert random fuck you QD, you need a life come back here:. LOL.JK.

[One_Bad_SHO]

He can putt. He can chip. But he can't drive!

/corny

[bdydrpdmazda]

I must be missing something on this tiger woods car crash thing, whats the story?

[oneSLOWex]

Im leaving....this shit is not funny.

[Sammich]

ur ek is funny

[oneSLOWex]

ur ek is funny

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[Sammich]

hail yea muddatoucha...white and clean...just how i like it

[Leadfoot_mf]

Dear Tiger,

It could be worse.

Sincerely,

Steve McNair

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife



What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
-They both get clubbed by Norwegians

[Alan®]

Dear Tiger,

It could be worse.

Sincerely,

Steve McNair

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife



What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
-They both get clubbed by Norwegians
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