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punkr6
12-02-2009, 02:33 PM
Money can't fix stupid....

EJ25RUN
12-02-2009, 02:37 PM
He makes one mistake in 15 years and the media has a field day.

Even today he sits as the most marketable athlete/human alive.

punkr6
12-02-2009, 02:46 PM
He makes one mistake in 15 years and the media has a field day.

Even today he sits as the most marketable athlete/human alive.

not anymore, He just admitted to several so called " indiscretions ".....

deathrex
12-02-2009, 02:55 PM
i think his wife beat the shit out of him with a golf club he dipped out and was so disorented that he hit that stuff. she ran down the drive way golf club in hand to finish him off but saw the neighbors were watching so she knocked out the back window to "save him"

lanning
12-02-2009, 02:56 PM
driving while getting road head = accident

Njobe
12-02-2009, 03:01 PM
i think his wife beat the shit out of him with a golf club he dipped out and was so disorented that he hit that stuff. she ran down the drive way golf club in hand to finish him off but saw the neighbors were watching so she knocked out the back window to "save him"
bahhahhahahahhahaha repped

xxbckiexx
12-02-2009, 03:02 PM
i think his wife beat the shit out of him with a golf club he dipped out and was so disorented that he hit that stuff. she ran down the drive way golf club in hand to finish him off but saw the neighbors were watching so she knocked out the back window to "save him"

lololol probably true.

quickdodge®
12-02-2009, 03:20 PM
He makes one mistake in 15 years and the media has a field day.

No. He keeps every detail private, cancels meetings with state troopers about the accident, gets out of whatever jam he ended up in with a $164 fine and won't let anyone breathe a word about what happened. That's why all the hype. Later, QD.

xxbckiexx
12-02-2009, 03:22 PM
No. He keeps every detail private, cancels meetings with state troopers about the accident, gets out of whatever jam he ended up in with a $164 fine and won't let anyone breathe a word about what happened. That's why all the hype. Later, QD.


Well, to an extent. That's why the hype is continuing. Had he kept his meetings, let out the facts, and done everything, the media would still be all over it. However, it would've started to die down by now. Instead every day there's a new development which is why the case keeps pursuing, something "new" keeps happening.

quickdodge®
12-02-2009, 03:25 PM
Instead every day there's a new development which is why the case keeps pursuing, something "new" keeps happening.

Exactly. That's my point. The secrecy of it all and how it airs out. Not that he got in the wreck in the first place. If it were just a simple open/shut case that could be verified, this would be old news. But the events surrounding the wreck (2:30 am, won't say shit, cancels meetings) are causing this to stay on the forefront. Later, QD.

EJ25RUN
12-02-2009, 03:27 PM
No. He keeps every detail private, cancels meetings with state troopers about the accident, gets out of whatever jam he ended up in with a $164 fine and won't let anyone breathe a word about what happened. That's why all the hype. Later, QD.

And why shouldn't this matter be private?

man
12-02-2009, 03:29 PM
No. He keeps every detail private, cancels meetings with state troopers about the accident, gets out of whatever jam he ended up in with a $164 fine and won't let anyone breathe a word about what happened. That's why all the hype. Later, QD.

Maybe it's because it's noone's business...

I don't lol at Tiger, I lol at all the people who get off on watching someone else live their life.

quickdodge®
12-02-2009, 03:31 PM
And why shouldn't this matter be private?

He's a worldwide person. He's probably an idol to tens of thousands of people. Seems to me that honesty is good trait in someone that is to be idolized. I mean that's just my silly common sense factoring in, though. Later, QD.

quickdodge®
12-02-2009, 03:32 PM
Maybe it's because it's noone's business...

I don't lol at Tiger, I lol at all the people who get off on watching someone else live their life.

Here's where I guess you and EJRunwhatever are asking the wrong person. I'm simply explaining how I see the media operating. Not how I operate. I didn't say it was anyone's business. I'm saying what I see happening. Later, QD.

EJ25RUN
12-02-2009, 03:32 PM
He's a worldwide person. He's probably an idol to tens of thousands of people. Seems to me that honesty is good trait in someone that is to be idolized. I mean that's just my silly common sense factoring in, though. Later, QD.

No ones perfect. Its just that i feel the media was desperate for no one more than Tiger to finally mess up.


EJRunwhatever Later, QD.

That hurt me right here.

*runs into the forrest*








btw.....I don't think me and FCman have ever agreed. *Marks calender*

punkr6
12-02-2009, 03:34 PM
No ones perfect. Its just that i feel the media was desperate for no one more than Tiger to finally mess up.

finally ???? he's been cheating on his wife for years.

BABY J
12-02-2009, 03:34 PM
He's not entitled to meet w/ troopers. When is the last time you met with troopers after a traffic accident?

BABY J
12-02-2009, 03:36 PM
Maybe it's because it's noone's business...

I don't lol at Tiger, I lol at all the people who get off on watching someone else live their life.

You sir are the winner. I remember when the NEWS used to be the NEWS. An idle mind gives a fuck about Britney's panty shots - Paris' money and Tigers driving habits and who's mouth his cock is in. People with a life don't have time to give a shit about other people's lives.

quickdodge®
12-02-2009, 03:37 PM
No ones perfect. Its just that i feel the media was desperate for no one more than Tiger to finally mess up.

I just think you're reaching. I can almost guarantee you that if this accident happened in broad daylight out on a road and was witnessed by the public and was seen as just a regular, innocent accident, it would be on the news and back off in a matter of a few days. No mystery, no nothing surrounding it.

I'm all for private life, don't get me wrong, but like I said, when you're in the spotlight as he is, you don't show a shady side to yourself. Later, QD.

BABY J
12-02-2009, 03:38 PM
He's a worldwide person. He's probably an idol to tens of thousands of people. Seems to me that honesty is good trait in someone that is to be idolized. I mean that's just my silly common sense factoring in, though. Later, QD.

Seems to me that my mom taught me that people on TV are no diff than the people that aren't. I never idolized any1 who does for a living what I did in my back-yard for fun. Oh you play sports --- you MUST be a good person. I hope my son will be like you Brett Farve.

We have a failure of parents/parenting and communities.

quickdodge®
12-02-2009, 03:38 PM
He's not entitled to meet w/ troopers. When is the last time you met with troopers after a traffic accident?

Like I said,


He's a worldwide person. He's probably an idol to tens of thousands of people. Seems to me that honesty is good trait in someone that is to be idolized. I mean that's just my silly common sense factoring in, though. Later, QD.

Later, QD.

quickdodge®
12-02-2009, 03:42 PM
Don't get me wrong, folks, I'm not for Tiger or against Tiger or for the media or against the media.

Later, QD.

BABY J
12-02-2009, 03:43 PM
I know man. :)

Jdm94Coupe
12-02-2009, 03:57 PM
Seems to me that my mom taught me that people on TV are no diff than the people that aren't. I never idolized any1 who does for a living what I did in my back-yard for fun. Oh you play sports --- you MUST be a good person. I hope my son will be like you Brett Farve.

We have a failure of parents/parenting and communities.

agreed.... i take the athletes for what they are...athletes and entertainers.... i dont give a shit if they cheat everyday or shoot up steroids before the game......... as long as he entertains me in my freetime, he can do w/e the hell he wants in his freetime just like i do.... just my opinion

Glides
12-02-2009, 04:00 PM
He's not entitled to meet w/ troopers. When is the last time you met with troopers after a traffic accident?

I always tell em to get bent until I am ready to talk to them. It's my god given right to suspend all meetings with the police when I do something wrong. RAWR!!!.....wait. :police:

quickdodge®
12-02-2009, 04:02 PM
Seems to me that my mom taught me that people on TV are no diff than the people that aren't. I never idolized any1 who does for a living what I did in my back-yard for fun. Oh you play sports --- you MUST be a good person. I hope my son will be like you Brett Farve.

We have a failure of parents/parenting and communities.

I agree completely, J. Unfortunately, you'd need to convince all the people in the world that don't think this way. I've always wondered why people are so special that others would pay millions to see them. Later, QD.

§treet_§peed
12-02-2009, 06:04 PM
Bill Clinton was and really still is a world wild idol. Hell Tiger was probably just trying to be like Bill.

green91
12-02-2009, 06:46 PM
Has anyone else actually seen the women he had affairs with?? I mean damn i cant blame the man one bit.

BABY J
12-02-2009, 07:08 PM
LOL

ueyedgr8tness
12-02-2009, 08:36 PM
TO be honest tiger will probley get even more famous after this.He is not going to loose sponsers because he still has fans out the ass not to mention probley 65% of his fans are upper class ppl that spend shit loads of money on his nike gear and other stuff.



also look at kobe bryant after his ordeal... No 1 even cares about that shi* now and he is still going strong. after all what if his wife just turned into a bitch after they got married but he stay's with her for the kids and gets some cut on the side:ninja: I think what gets me the most is these dumbass sluts that come out saying oh i fucked him just for a lousy 1/2mil in interviews that they will probley spend in a yr and on top of that damage to his family.

dumbass bitches could just b/m him and get more money than that:lmfao:at the end of the day tiger>all because he has closed down the investigation with a $164 fine and now all he has to do is get rid of these side chicks and he is back grand:goodjob:

amandDA
12-02-2009, 08:40 PM
And all of his sponsors had no comment. I don't really care either way.

BanginJimmy
12-02-2009, 08:50 PM
He's not entitled to meet w/ troopers. When is the last time you met with troopers after a traffic accident?


I've been in 2 wrecks. I met with police after both of them. Are you saying you didnt talk to the police if you have ever been in a wreck?



As QD and others are getting at, the wreck didnt make this story, the secrecy did. If Tiger came out immediately after the wreck and said he was drunk and was heading to the club for some more, it would have been a 1 day affair and quickly forgotten.

BABY J
12-02-2009, 08:53 PM
I've been in 2 wrecks. I met with police after both of them. Are you saying you didnt talk to the police if you have ever been in a wreck?

As QD and others are getting at, the wreck didnt make this story, the secrecy did. If Tiger came out immediately after the wreck and said he was drunk and was heading to the club for some more, it would have been a 1 day affair and quickly forgotten.

They talked to him at the scene already.

They wanted a subsequent meeting that he declined and is not required by law.

He wasn't drunk - the Troopers already mentioned that in his statement. Furthermore where you are going to and where you are coming from is not required information at a crash unless you are under restricted driving conditions (i.e only can go to work/school).

BABY J
12-02-2009, 08:56 PM
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/golf/2009-11-29-woods-crash-probe_N.htm

"Since he is not required by Florida law to give a statement, we can't force him to," Montes told USA TODAY. "This is highly unusual, because most drivers in minor traffic crashes usually give us a statement. But he is not breaking any laws.

"They have not rescheduled a meeting, and by all indications, we will not get a statement from him."

The crash remains under investigation, the FHP said.

"We have been informed by the Florida Highway Patrol that further discussion with them is both voluntary and optional," Steinberg wrote in an e-mail.

"Although Tiger realizes that there is a great deal of public curiosity, it has been conveyed to FHP that he simply has nothing more to add and wishes to protect the privacy of his family."

BanginJimmy
12-02-2009, 09:07 PM
I never said he was required to give a statement, just that people talk to cops after an accident. I simply assumed he gave a statement at the time. No one can say that this wrecks isnt unusual though. Sober and going less than 33mph and he hits a fire hydrant and a tree? I can assure you that if that happened to ANYONE the cops would be asking a lot of questions and trying to get medical records to see if there is a record of any drugs/alcohol.

BABY J
12-02-2009, 09:10 PM
I never said he was required to give a statement, just that people talk to cops after an accident. I simply assumed he gave a statement at the time. No one can say that this wrecks isnt unusual though. Sober and going less than 33mph and he hits a fire hydrant and a tree? I can assure you that if that happened to ANYONE the cops would be asking a lot of questions and trying to get medical records to see if there is a record of any drugs/alcohol.

Is there such a thing as a "usual wreck"?

green91
12-02-2009, 09:16 PM
HAHA I just heard a voicemail on Hannity where Tiger was asking one of his mistresses to take their name off their voicemail because his wife may be calling them. Its one thing to cheat, but dang hes gonna get busted hardcore for cheating and now the world has heard the cover up.

Lurker
12-02-2009, 09:56 PM
Nobody knows how his home life is. It might be bad or good. His wife might be fine as hell and sweet in person, but she might be a bitch behind closed doors. I'm not saying he's right for cheating either.

If I had all that money I would never get married.

quickdodge®
12-02-2009, 10:19 PM
They wanted a subsequent meeting that he declined and is not required by law.

My understanding is the other way around, J. They came to his house the day after the wreck and the wife told them he was asleep and she set up for the next day to have a meeting. He canceled that one and rescheduled it for 2 days later. He also canceled it. He was the one scheduling and canceling. That's the reason behind the hyp and wondering what's being hidden. Later, QD.

ueyedgr8tness
12-02-2009, 10:20 PM
Nobody knows how his home life is. It might be bad or good. His wife might be fine as hell and sweet in person, but she might be a bitch behind closed doors. I'm not saying he's right for cheating either.

If I had all that money I would never get married.

thats what i been saying not to mention the ppl in his area talking about her beating the shi* out of him 24/7:lmfao: I mean damn the guy might have needed a outlet and he just did what probley 75% of men would of done that is vent in some other girls (*) its just he picked the wrong bitches:yes:

Lurker
12-03-2009, 12:06 AM
When you're that famous, no down low is low enough.

JDM_p00ky
12-03-2009, 03:43 AM
man idc about tiger wood's life.. all i know is this: NIKE FEEDS HIM!!! NO MATTER WAT!!!!! ALL HE GOT TO DO IS MAKE HIMSELF APPEAR IN ANYTHING!! INCLUDIN GILLETTES COMERCIALS.. TIGER WOODS= NIKE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT HE MEANS NIKE. HE SLEEPS, WALKS, EAT, AND SHOWERS IN NIKE. HE ALREADY GOT IT MADE.. THE MONEY PRIZES IN GOLF TOURNAMENTS? THOSE ARE A BONUS NIKE GIVES HIM MORE MONEY THAN WAT HE EVER MADE IN GOLF. HIM CHEATIN OR DO SUMTHIN STUPID ABOUT HIS LIFE IS MORE PUBLICITY.. TRUST ME NIKE IS LOVIN WAT HE DID LOL MAKES THEIR BRAND OUTSTAND EVEN MORE

BABY J
12-03-2009, 03:45 AM
90 mil in endorsements last year - and no1 is gonna drop him trust me. He's money in the bank.

ash7
12-03-2009, 03:57 AM
As was mentioned before in this thread - the media plays to the ratings. always.


...and it's a crying shame. Nightly news has become the Jerry Springer show.
-jonathan

ueyedgr8tness
12-03-2009, 03:34 PM
90 mil in endorsements last year - and no1 is gonna drop him trust me. He's money in the bank.


:eek:90mil to bad his wife going to get 75% of that if they split way's:cry:

BABY J
12-03-2009, 03:36 PM
No she won't. B/c she's not going anywhere.

RL...
12-03-2009, 03:39 PM
You sir are the winner. I remember when the NEWS used to be the NEWS. An idle mind gives a fuck about Britney's panty shots - Paris' money and Tigers driving habits and who's mouth his cock is in. People with a life don't have time to give a shit about other people's lives.


damn right, but most ppl are losers which is the reason why shit like that even gets aired in the first place. Same reason ppl read the tabloids and watch those fake ass reality shows, lol

Vteckidd
12-03-2009, 03:42 PM
When you are as "wholesome and clean cut" as Tiger Woods was thought to , this kind of story is BIG NEWS to people that have the attention span of a gnat.

Money will never be a problem for him i think hes made over 1 billion so far. But its a huge story because of the type of person he was portrayed to be. Same thing happened with Kobe. These guys were supposed to be the new breed of athlete, faithful, commited, couldnt do any wrong, etc.

At the end of the day they are all human. I can understand him wanting it to be kept secret but he has to know all that does is make TMZ dig DEEPER, not stop investigating.

As a celebrity he knew that one day this could happen.

RL...
12-03-2009, 03:44 PM
When you are as "wholesome and clean cut" as Tiger Woods was thought to , this kind of story is BIG NEWS to people that have the attention span of a gnat.

Money will never be a problem for him i think hes made over 1 billion so far. But its a huge story because of the type of person he was portrayed to be. Same thing happened with Kobe. These guys were supposed to be the new breed of athlete, faithful, commited, couldnt do any wrong, etc.

At the end of the day they are all human. I can understand him wanting it to be kept secret but he has to know all that does is make TMZ dig DEEPER, not stop investigating.

As a celebrity he knew that one day this could happen[/B].

you make perfect sense, but I think all men who commit adultery think they're going to get away with it...

Vteckidd
12-03-2009, 03:46 PM
i cant imagine how he thinks a person of his stature with as much money as he has could possibly get away with having an affair, let alone SEVERAL.

All he is is $$$$$$$ , bitches love that.

BABY J
12-03-2009, 03:54 PM
This is why you don't date outside of your "social" status. If he only fucked w/ millionaire bitches instead of waitresses and shit then the 6 figures waived in their faces by networks and shit would be laughed at by these hoes. A rich bitch would be like "TMZ stop harassing me - I don't know Tiger from anywhere other than TV". LOL

If you have a lady - and you wanna cheat, play by MY rules and you'll be good to go.

1) 12$ phone from Walgreen's (TracFone) that stays powered off until YOU power it up and want some ass. No personal voice message - use the pre-recorded shit.

2) Never put a number in that phone. EVER. I have a file called Server I.P addresses that looks like IPs but are actually numbers. Any1 snooping will not be interested in my "work" shit.

3) We fuck when I wanna fuck, not when you want to. That means I call you. You don't have permission to call me... bc pussy doesn't talk on the phone.. it gets fucked.

4) My homeboy gets the room for me - he pays cash. You're not invited to my house... I'm not invited to yours. HOE-tels are for hoes, hoe!!

5) Never park your car on the hotel side facing the street... and never park it in front of the door to your room.

6) Create an email address on a public computer. Share the password with her. Create emails and save it in the DRAFTS folder. (DO NOT SEND IT). She checks the drafts folder and gets the message then deletes. NEVER SEND EMAILS/TEXTS - if u do, use the TracFone

Shit sounds like overkill but so is a bitch walking away w/ half of what I have earned and acquired in my life. LOL

Vteckidd
12-03-2009, 03:57 PM
This is why you don't date outside of your "social" status. If he only fucked w/ millionaire bitches instead of waitresses and shit then the 6 figures waived in their faces by networks and shit would be laughed at by these hoes. A rich bitch would be like "TMZ stop harassing me - I don't know Tiger from anywhere other than TV". LOL

If you have a lady - and you wanna cheat, play by MY rules and you'll be good to go.

1) 12$ phone from Walgreen's (TracFone) that stays powered off until YOU power it up and want some ass. No personal voice message - use the pre-recorded shit.

2) Never put a number in that phone. EVER. I have a file called Server I.P addresses that looks like IPs but are actually numbers. Any1 snooping will not be interested in my "work" shit.

3) We fuck when I wanna fuck, not when you want to. That means I call you. You don't have permission to call me... bc pussy doesn't talk on the phone.. it gets fucked.

4) My homeboy gets the room for me - he pays cash. You're not invited to my house... I'm not invited to yours. HOE-tels are for hoes, hoe!!

5) Never park your car on the hotel side facing the street... and never park it in front of the door to your room.

6) Create an email address on a public computer. Share the password with her. Create emails and save it in the DRAFTS folder. (DO NOT SEND IT). She checks the drafts folder and gets the message then deletes. NEVER SEND EMAILS/TEXTS - if u do, use the TracFone

Shit sounds like overkill but so is a bitch walking away w/ half of what I have earned and acquired in my life. LOL
you should write a book

BABY J
12-03-2009, 04:01 PM
I worked at Cheyenne Mountain (intelligence). When we were zeriong on on the Taliban it took a week or longer to get a Federal tap -- and we had to have a man on the inside to even get the number we wanted tapped.

These fuckers used pre-paid phones to do all of their dirt. They kept the phones for 2 weeks... then destroyed them and got new ones. We had NOTHING. But where they fucked up was using that phone to call numbers that NEVER changed... like their wives at home, or suppliers where they got shit from. Once we had those landlines tapped we didn't need to keep up w/ 130 new pre-paid phones... we'd just wait until they fucked up and called home ... which they never failed us. LOL.

BABY J
12-03-2009, 04:03 PM
Not only that --- I put my time in being a whore when I was in the military - LOL. I'm sorry for the women I hurt and a few marriages I fucked up - lol. But I'm not sorry for the things I learned.

ueyedgr8tness
12-03-2009, 05:30 PM
you see the front page of yahoo lol!! if it is true then i say he should just pay her ass and leave... But i find it hard to believe some 1 has got info like that from them.

PSINXS
12-03-2009, 06:08 PM
Successful black men when are you going to learn!!!!

WHITE WOMEN= BAD NEWS.

Vteckidd
12-03-2009, 06:09 PM
Elin and Tiger Woods had a prenuptial agreement, as expected. The couple is undergoing marital counseling, as you'd also expect. And now The Daily Beast is reporting that Elin Woods is renegotiating that prenup to get an immediate $5 million payout from her husband and as much as $55 million more to stay with him for two more years.

The initial prenup was worth $20 million after 10 years of marriage. However, the Chicago Sun-Times' Bill Zwecker has reported that Elin Woods will receive an immediate payment "into an account she alone controls," and that the 10-year timeframe -- which began when they married in 2004 -- has been shortened and the value increased "substantially."

The Daily Beast quotes "a lawyer familiar with the couple's negotiations" in reporting that the term of the prenup has been shortened to seven years, and that a series of staggered payments could increase the total value to $75 million.

But apparently there's also a behavioral component to all this: Elin Woods must "be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story."

It's important to note that to date, there's no concrete evidence that Elin Woods has ever been anything but the perfectly dutiful golf wife. I'm sure the Woodses would like nothing more than to portray domestic calm to the world, and Elin Woods now apparently has several million more reasons to do just that.

fuck if hes gonna cheat around , hes obviously not getting something at home. I would just pay her the 5 million and walk away.

Kevykev
12-03-2009, 06:12 PM
No ones perfect. Its just that i feel the media was desperate for no one more than Tiger to finally mess up.

That hurt me right here.

*runs into the forrest*


Hahahhahhaaa awwww

PSINXS
12-03-2009, 06:12 PM
you should write a book

the smart thing is never marry these women anyway.

why do i need paperwork for an extended bf/gf relationship?

if i knew what i know now,I would have never even contemplated something so wretched as marriage.

ueyedgr8tness
12-03-2009, 06:21 PM
fuck if hes gonna cheat around , hes obviously not getting something at home. I would just pay her the 5 million and walk away.


u sir are correct that women is not even worth the 5million she is a 7-10 in the scale of women he could have.Not to mention that would have money and not need his:goodjob:I mean damn he should of known that 1 girl is $ hungry going on tool academy and all is the end of the road for trashy relationships:yes:

cjhutch
12-03-2009, 10:10 PM
Got this from another forum


What do Tiger Woods and Baby Seals have in common?
Both are clubbed by Scandinavians.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

We now see that Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway.

What do the Ryder Cup and Tiger's house have in common?
They are both places where Tiger gets beat by Europeans.

Today, Ping Golf announced it is signing Ms. Woods to a multi-million dollar naming and endorsement deal for it's new line of women's fairway woods. Their new slogan; "Elin Woods - clubs you can beat Tiger with"

He's not a tiger...he's a cheetah!

Of course, he blamed it on a problem with his Escalade.
Whenever a golfer hits a tree, he ALWAYS blames it on his Caddie.

After the crash Tiger Woods car still worked, except it goes putt , putt, putt!

Tough year for tiger. 2nd time he has been beaten by a nine iron

A sign you've got WAY too much money: Not only does your home arcade pinball machine consist of your driveway, an Escalade, fire hydrant, tree, and angry wife swinging a golf club, you think you'll never end up becoming the ball.

It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They were clubbing.

Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

Why did Tiger leave the house so early?
He had a 2:30 tree time.

Q:Why did Tiger take the Cadillac?
A:Because he can't get the Buick Open anymore.

What was the first thing Tiger said to his wife after putting the Escalade into a Tree?
"Can I improve my lie?"


Q:What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge?
A: He can back up his pitching wedge.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. I guess he couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Apparently his lovers complained he used too few strokes to get the job done, and that he would always insist on playing the "back nine".

BABY J
12-03-2009, 11:18 PM
I've always said there is not real "point" of getting married.

Kevykev
12-04-2009, 01:33 AM
Tiger Woods Yall.

When you're at the top, where else is left to go? Oh yeah...

dorin48
12-04-2009, 09:36 AM
This made my day.

http://www.dump.com/2009/12/03/sad-part-of-recent-tiger-woods-debacle/


Mr. Woods is a dick anyways. My pops works with high profile big wigs at Home Depot. One of those "big wigs" got to meet him at a charity event and had nothing good to say. Chi Chi Rodriguez was much nicer btw. lol

Greddypacked
12-04-2009, 10:48 AM
Of course, he blamed it on a problem with his Escalade.
Whenever a golfer hits a tree, he ALWAYS blames it on his Caddie.

That one is great lol.

Anyways his wife is cute, and for people that cheat on their significant other and they are in a good relationship should get the boot. She should take the money she will get (I heard over 5 million in the prenup and more) then she can come date me a real gentleman lol.

cjhutch
12-04-2009, 12:11 PM
This made my day.

http://www.dump.com/2009/12/03/sad-part-of-recent-tiger-woods-debacle/


Mr. Woods is a dick anyways. My pops works with high profile big wigs at Home Depot. One of those "big wigs" got to meet him at a charity event and had nothing good to say. Chi Chi Rodriguez was much nicer btw. lol

I guess it depends on who you talk to. Some people have bad days. I know a couple of people that have met him and had nothing but good things to say.

Julio
12-04-2009, 07:12 PM
We can sit here and Joke about Tiger..But I can't really sit here and jump on this bandwagon..
I mean, Dude is a rich.. has all the fine pussy in the world.. ..

§treet_§peed
12-04-2009, 07:18 PM
^ Exactly cause right now I am willing to bet he is fucking some fine ass pussy that pretty much all of us will only dream about having.

BABY J
12-04-2009, 08:14 PM
^^^ IDK - Baby J done put down some bomb ass chicas. Just sayin.

ahmonrah
12-05-2009, 03:31 AM
so what happened with woods again? i hardly watch the news....

punkr6
12-06-2009, 08:13 AM
6 different women have come forward now , saying they had affairs with him. I bet there is a lot more that were paid off....

BABY J
12-06-2009, 10:58 AM
^^ Doubt they were paid off. But that they are just REAL women and know that what happens in the bedroom is between you and whoever else was in there.