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Njobe
11-30-2009, 11:01 AM
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds,etc......




I called Lifeline.

Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
quickdodge®
11-30-2009, 11:04 AM
I guess this officially kicks off "Old Jokes Week" for this week. Lolol. Later, QD.
Njobe
11-30-2009, 11:06 AM
I guess this officially kicks off "Old Jokes Week" for this week. Lolol. Later, QD.
everything is old for you, old man. lolol
quickdodge®
11-30-2009, 11:10 AM
Being at the book signing for the first release of the Bible does NOT make me old. Later, QD.
Njobe
11-30-2009, 11:12 AM
Being at the book signing for the first release of the Bible does NOT make me old. Later, QD.
bahahahahhahahaha, +7 used good
imperception
11-30-2009, 10:05 PM
Being at the book signing for the first release of the Bible does NOT make me old. Later, QD.

dude, that's not funny, I'm probably not too far behind you in age...I was at the second release...and Yoda owes me fucking $50...lemme know if you see that shifty bastard running around here will ya? I'm going to do my hair...
IndianStig
11-30-2009, 10:49 PM
Ahahahahahaha, +reps/
Dr.G35
11-30-2009, 10:53 PM
lol at old people.
Njobe
11-30-2009, 11:27 PM
dude, that's not funny, I'm probably not too far behind you in age...I was at the second release...and Yoda owes me fucking $50...lemme know if you see that shifty bastard running around here will ya? I'm going to do my hair...
lol yea the hair thing gets you man.
DB4LYFE ™
11-30-2009, 11:28 PM
old people... I C dem

~DB4LYFE
Njobe
11-30-2009, 11:29 PM
old people all around
quickdodge®
12-01-2009, 01:05 AM
I'm probably not too far behind you in age....

Since you gave a false birth date, I don't know. But I doubt it. Later, QD.
teh_mugen18
12-01-2009, 01:08 AM
lol at old people.


lol i lirl'd at the ones in this thread :lmfao:
x Resilience
12-01-2009, 06:52 AM
Don't see how you guys call QD old because he knew the joke. Its been around forever/
oneSLOWex
12-01-2009, 08:14 AM
Dinosaurs were telling that joke.
imperception
12-01-2009, 08:32 AM
Since you gave a false birth date, I don't know. But I doubt it. Later, QD.

lol...some things never change
Njobe
12-01-2009, 08:34 AM
Dinosaurs were telling that joke.
and you were there to hear it!!!!
oneSLOWex
12-01-2009, 08:34 AM
and you were there to hear it!!!!

I KEEL YOU!
Njobe
12-01-2009, 08:37 AM
I KEEL YOU!
don't forget your cane
quickdodge®
12-01-2009, 08:56 AM
and you were there to hear it!!!!


don't forget your cane

He's only 26. Later, QD.
Njobe
12-01-2009, 08:57 AM
He's only 26. Later, QD.
i know, meant it as sarcasm/joke.
and he could be 26 and have a cane. you never know.
Kasper
12-01-2009, 09:08 AM
I KEEL YOU!


Oh look.. you could do death by walker!
Njobe
12-01-2009, 09:09 AM
luke, i am your father.
imperception
12-01-2009, 09:12 AM
luke, i am your father.

I'll never join you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kasper
12-01-2009, 09:12 AM
how do ya know? that bitch is still on maury tryen to figure out who that baby daddy is!
Njobe
12-01-2009, 09:15 AM
I'll never join you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you already have :ninja:

how do ya know? that bitch is still on maury tryen to figure out who that baby daddy is!
from the sex tapes :crazy:
Kasper
12-01-2009, 09:16 AM
na ah.. that hoe be all up on maury screamin "i was jedi mind fucked! he made me drug myself and have sex with everyone"
Njobe
12-01-2009, 09:20 AM
na ah.. that hoe be all up on maury screamin "i was jedi mind fucked! he made me drug myself and have sex with everyone"
spanish fly :ninja:
Kasper
12-01-2009, 10:46 AM
HAHAHAHAHAH!!