okay im fed up

[tdurr]

So im up here in the dorms at my college blah blah blah, and the guys in the fucking room next too me piss every-fucking-body in the whole hall and a few rooms on the floor below us off. They play their shitty ass wanna be gangsta soulja boy shit all the way up with their door open, distorted ass bass(this one really bothers the hell outta me) and then they are always screaming and shit making crazy ass noises at night. Oh and sometimes they dribble a fucking basket ball inside on a carpeted floor for like 5-10 min randomly.

now i've had to tell them to shut up and keep it down a few times and im just fucking fed up. Give me ideas to piss them off.
So far I planed on getting a full CD of yodeling and opera and shit and play it full volume from the moment quite hours end till they start again. but im outta blank CD's :(
what are some other ideas and possibly shitty opera/yodeling?

[Motivation]

Call the cops for disturbing the peace... a lot easier of a fix.

[tdurr]

fuck that, i wanna do something to piss them off over time.
and someone else has already called the cops on them before. didnt slow them down for more then 2 days.

[Sunkenkarma]

Papparazzi-Lady Gaga, On loop, keep that shit blaring. lol

[tdurr]

hey let me get those wheels and the wing of ur fc...

[Motivation]

fuck that, i wanna do something to piss them off over time.
and someone else has already called the cops on them before. didnt slow them down for more then 2 days.


An "eye for an eye" usually just makes it worse in these situations... Then everyone is going to be pissed off at everyone. Just be mature about it and it ends up causing a lot less problems... if there are enough complaints on them, the cops will take care of it.

[Sunkenkarma]

hey let me get those wheels and the wing of ur fc...


Gonna stick them on the Honda in your sig? Shit would look Gangster.

[Stol3n]

I will get back to this thread.

[tdurr]

An "eye for an eye" usually just makes it worse in these situations... Then everyone is going to be pissed off at everyone. Just be mature about it and it ends up causing a lot less problems... if there are enough complaints on them, the cops will take care of it.

psh, everyone wants to do something they just dont have the balls so im sure they wont get too mad. lol.


Gonna stick them on the Honda in your sig? Shit would look Gangster.
i wish, my honda isnt 5 lug. i would put them on my fc. haha. i got a 87 gxl.

[TIGERJC]

Play skinhead music, that will truly piss them off and get it on youtube

[Catnip]

Get a big bucket of water, mix in some lovely things like fish guts, onions, anything that smells, etc... whatever. Put a hole in the bottom, run a hose to under their door while they sleep, empty it out in their room. If you wanted, depending on which way their door opens, you could do the famous clear saran wrap across the door way, as well. I'd do all of the above, plus blasting "Party in the USA" constantly.

:)

[Sunkenkarma]

i wish, my honda isnt 5 lug. i would put them on my fc. haha. i got a 87 gxl.

GXL FTW, Im thinking about painting the BBS's Black, Would look sick.

[tdurr]

lol i might do the saran wrap one now.... just cuz i've wanted to do that to someone.

and what is skinhead music exactly?

[tdurr]

GXL FTW, Im thinking about painting the BBS's Black, Would look sick.


wut color is urs?
and i haz fd rims on mine :D

[Dr.G35]

Get a big bucket of water, mix in some lovely things like fish guts, onions, anything that smells, etc... whatever. Put a hole in the bottom, run a hose to under their door while they sleep, empty it out in their room. If you wanted, depending on which way their door opens, you could do the famous clear saran wrap across the door way, as well. I'd do all of the above, plus blasting "Party in the USA" constantly.

:)
lol x2 or like motivation said, call the cops. they will get tired of coming out there and actually do something about it. hell your in dorms get the RA to do something about it.

[Sunkenkarma]

wut color is urs?
and i haz fd rims on mine :D

Artic Silver, With Custom Paint Fade >.>, And FD wheels are Ghey!

[TIGERJC]

lol i might do the saran wrap one now.... just cuz i've wanted to do that to someone.

and what is skinhead music exactly?

visit stormfront and you'll find out.

[tdurr]

lol x2 or like motivation said, call the cops. they will get tired of coming out there and actually do something about it. hell your in dorms get the RA to do something about it.
lol well i guess ill get my roommate to help me decide wut to do along with the guys on the other side of them.



Artic Silver, With Custom Paint Fade >.>, And FD wheels are Ghey!
lulz. dont hate. and i dont think the bbs's will look good black on that color.


visit stormfront and you'll find out.
is stormfront a site? lol

[Sunkenkarma]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbZ0WqW1Axg

Thats all.

[Catnip]

Doesn't sound like you're too fed up. lol

[efman]

party in the usa 24/7

[DirtyMechanic]

Vaseline On Door Knob
Put vaseline on the inside doorknob if you leave before your roommate to prevent them from being able to turn the knob and leave after you.

Fill an accordian folder with shaving cream, insert under someone's door and stomp on it which will send large amounts of shaving cream into their room withought ever opening the door. Also can be done with a fine powder (Talcum powder works nicely) in a bag with a hole in the bottom. Slip the open end under the door, stick a hair dryer in the hole and the room gets a nice sugar coating.

Purchase several hundred crickets from the local pet store and release them everywhere. (and I do mean everywhere) Crickets are quite noisy and should result in a few sleepless nights.

Take a dump into a small cup and place it in the most hard-to-find/get-at place in someone's room. They'll tear their room apart looking for the smell.

Take a dump on a plate and stick it in the microwave. The area will smell for weeks.

Tape a small vitamin to a light bulb that is hidden by the lamp shade. Everytime your victim turns on the light there will be a horrible order in the air because of the heat from the light burning the vitamin. He or she will also have a very difficult time figuring out where the oder is coming from.

[Dr.G35]

DO THE CRICKETS LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[_Christian_]

1. Find their weed stash
2. ??????
3. Profit

[civic95]

Next time the door is open throw some weed into the corner of their room. Call the cops and tell them you smell pot coming from their room, and they will not disturb you anymore.

[Nemesis]

man, I thought this thread was about our runs the other night. lol I was like...shit haha

[xxbckiexx]

Print of a picture of catnip.
Tape on their door.
Watch them move out.

[punkr6]

Print of a picture of catnip.
Tape on their door.
Watch them move out.

:lmfao:

[MeFryRice]

Racoon or deer piss. Can be found at Walmart.
Next time their door is open and they're not in the room, sprinkle that stuff all over their sheets and carpet. It's hard to get that smell out of stuff.

[bowdown201]

Racoon or deer piss. Can be found at Walmart.
Next time their door is open and they're not in the room, sprinkle that stuff all over their sheets and carpet. It's hard to get that smell out of stuff.

God that stuff smells horrible :lmfao:

Wipe some shit (literally) on the back or underside of their door handle

[xxbckiexx]

ya'll wanna do some unsanitary shit man. just fuck with them back. don't give them herpes or some form of sickness that requires medical attention you sick fucks. Again, picture of catnip.

You could just opt to print a picture of his forehead, that there is scary enough. Then again they might take the picture and get a projector and decide to use it as a movie screen. Thus, that will keep them busy.

[S2KJD]

revenge will ALWAYS only make the situation worse. let campus cops are whom ever is suppose to be controlling that crap on campus take care of it...

[bowdown201]

Revenge is sweet bliss...plus if he doesnt get caught what the hell are they gonna do?

[AnthonyF]

So many good ideas in here, please do one and report back to us with the results.

-Ant.

[tdurr]

im lirl right now... i will consult with a few ppl and get pics of said revenge.

[e30pwr]

i live on the same hall, and down the way a bit so its not as bad but fuck its annoying. I'm thinkin about the accordian folder idea and shaving cream.....

[stillaneon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EEgM92_LGU

[Catnip]

Take a recording of xxbckiexx's girlish voice, and play that over and over until their ears bleed.

[NewGen33]

Call up the RA your spending all that money for school so use the services you pay for. Or just give out a good old fashion ass whooping.

[Ed]

Note to self: do not fuck with dirtymechanic.
Also let him kill me on COD MW2 cause he's my bitch on that game.

[tdurr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EEgM92_LGU

lol i wish the floors were smooth enough to do that. lol id do it to my friends just for the hell of it.


Note to self: do not fuck with dirtymechanic.
Also let him kill me on COD MW2 cause he's my bitch on that game.
x2

and i think if we can pick something by the next week over the Christmas break we might somehow gain access to a key to their room and go from there...

[Catnip]

One night, tie their door to the person's across the hall door, really tightly. Then start randomly knocking on the door.

Just make sure the other person knows. lol

[Dr.G35]

wait till they go to sleep and throw firecrackers under the floor. if they are "gangster enough, you'll hear bodies hit the deck!! lol.

[JDMbabe]

if you do that youre just going to piss everyone else off in your dorm just like they do.

i agree with talking to someone who's in charge or cops or something.

[xxbckiexx]

Take a recording of xxbckiexx's girlish voice, and play that over and over until their ears bleed.


Again, you've never ever heard me talk in your entire existence. However, we've all seen your massive forehead with it's own gravitational pull.

[tdurr]

One night, tie their door to the person's across the hall door, really tightly. Then start randomly knocking on the door.

Just make sure the other person knows. lol
lol i thought about this one. be more fun if the two rooms were kids who knew each other. just would have to leave enough slack so u could crack open the door and peek into the hall tho. id rofl.


wait till they go to sleep and throw firecrackers under the floor. if they are "gangster enough, you'll hear bodies hit the deck!! lol.
yea we talked about roman candles and bottle rockets... and im pretty sure i got a 50pack of the firecrackers....



Again, you've never ever heard me talk in your entire existence. However, we've all seen your massive forehead with it's own gravitational pull.

:lmfao: your killing me.

[Catnip]

Again, you've never ever heard me talk in your entire existence. However, we've all seen your massive forehead with it's own gravitational pull.


Lol. You're right, it was more like shrieking.

[bdydrpdmazda]

call the cops

[tdurr]

No. i dont feel like involving the law...again.

[The Creeper]

Just go to their room, tell them to shut the fuck up. If they laugh at you, go gather up a bunch of friends with baseball bats and beat the shit out of them. Do this especially if no one from the campus/police is doing anything about it.

[.gauge.]

Sign a petition.... lololol

I'm more for harsh retaliation though.

[tdurr]

i dont wanna take the easy way out and just beat them down... wouldn't be as fun as fucking with their heads and watching/listing to them freak.

[T.C.]

Accordian folder full of itching powder

[marcos713]

Get a big bucket of water, mix in some lovely things like fish guts, onions, anything that smells, etc... whatever. Put a hole in the bottom, run a hose to under their door while they sleep, empty it out in their room. If you wanted, depending on which way their door opens, you could do the famous clear saran wrap across the door way, as well. I'd do all of the above, plus blasting "Party in the USA" constantly.

:)

this sounds good. theres a walmart right off campus where you could buy the dead fish guts ect.


Again, you've never ever heard me talk in your entire existence. However, we've all seen your massive forehead with it's own gravitational pull.
lmao!!

[UpSideDownDesi]

knock....toss a fart bomb in. Have a good night.

[DirtyMechanic]

Note to self: do not fuck with dirtymechanic.
Also let him kill me on COD MW2 cause he's my bitch on that game.
you have no idea:ninja:



next time they have the door wide open and the music up. just walk in make sure then are like laying on the bed or sitting in a chair studying or whatever the fuck they do. walk it walk over to the stereo and turn in down... not off your self. and walk out back to your room. but here is the catch. DO NOT acknowledge them at all no matter what. go back to your room and close the door. if they follow you its even better. close the door in there face( if you have to while walking back to your room.) then when they knock on the door open and be completely nice and ask them if you can help them. if they are pissed or asking what you did. just be like sorry couldnt study. and close the door.

if they ask why did you go into their room. just be like the door was open i thought it was ok, or another part of the hallway. lol if they try and come into your room when you have the door closed. then call the cops or beat the shit out of them with a maglite or baseball bat... i prefer maglite 4D at least. but a 2D works just as well. lol

hey they entered your privite close door room. you entered there room when the door was wide open. breaking and entering > just entering.

you know be polite and nice kill them with kindness. but the trick is grow some balls and go into their room and turn it down NOT OFF yourself.

it would be best if you can get a friend to video tape it.

[Jiggity96]

make a video of you putting it in their mothers butt

[xxbckiexx]

Lol. You're right, it was more like shrieking.

I'm sorry if your forehead skews the perception of your ears. Clearly a manly voice is mistaken for a girly voice because of the distance it must travel to your ears to get passed your forehead. It's like crossing the great divide, the grand canyon, and the atlantic ocean all at once. I don't doubt that my voice could lose a little bass with all that distance in play. I can't imagine what a girl actually sounds like. You have my deepest empathy for having to deal with such massiveforeheadedness syndrome.

[roxie911]

I'm sorry if your forehead skews the perception of your ears. Clearly a manly voice is mistaken for a girly voice because of the distance it must travel to your ears to get passed your forehead. It's like crossing the great divide, the grand canyon, and the atlantic ocean all at once. I don't doubt that my voice could lose a little bass with all that distance in play. I can't imagine what a girl actually sounds like. You have my deepest empathy for having to deal with such massiveforeheadedness syndrome.

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

never fails!!

[Catnip]

I'm sorry if your forehead skews the perception of your ears. Clearly a manly voice is mistaken for a girly voice because of the distance it must travel to your ears to get passed your forehead. It's like crossing the great divide, the grand canyon, and the atlantic ocean all at once. I don't doubt that my voice could lose a little bass with all that distance in play. I can't imagine what a girl actually sounds like. You have my deepest empathy for having to deal with such massiveforeheadedness syndrome.


lol. What did you say, little girl?

[bonezMTA]

kick in their door, pull out the pumps and tell them MoFos to stop that fake gangsta rap. Eazy-E died a long time ago

[xxbckiexx]

lol. What did you say, little girl?

Is your forehead growing to a deafening point now?

[Catnip]

Is your forehead growing to a deafening point now?


I'm sorry, my ears are bleeding. What did you say, kristal?

[MistaCee]

Papparazzi-Lady Gaga, On loop, keep that shit blaring. lol


Lol I broke my gfs ipod for doing that shit. Definitely would work.

[AeeCeeCard]

glad i didnt read all these post in class, woulda been kicked out....again.

[tdurr]

you have no idea:ninja:



next time they have the door wide open and the music up. just walk in make sure then are like laying on the bed or sitting in a chair studying or whatever the fuck they do. walk it walk over to the stereo and turn in down... not off your self. and walk out back to your room. but here is the catch. DO NOT acknowledge them at all no matter what. go back to your room and close the door. if they follow you its even better. close the door in there face( if you have to while walking back to your room.) then when they knock on the door open and be completely nice and ask them if you can help them. if they are pissed or asking what you did. just be like sorry couldnt study. and close the door.

if they ask why did you go into their room. just be like the door was open i thought it was ok, or another part of the hallway. lol if they try and come into your room when you have the door closed. then call the cops or beat the shit out of them with a maglite or baseball bat... i prefer maglite 4D at least. but a 2D works just as well. lol

hey they entered your privite close door room. you entered there room when the door was wide open. breaking and entering > just entering.

you know be polite and nice kill them with kindness. but the trick is grow some balls and go into their room and turn it down NOT OFF yourself.

it would be best if you can get a friend to video tape it.

lol if i dont do anything funny before finals and they keep it up ill do it if im legit studying. i just want to have alot of fun wit it and get some lulz on the webs.