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HalfBaked
11-23-2009, 12:18 PM
They are stealing ipods and money and other random things they can find in cars.

They broke into my roommates car and he had his handgun and beer in the front seat, which they clearly saw yet didn't take.

So I'm assuming its kids taking the shit.

But I wanna plan a stakeout and fuck some kids up...
oneSLOWex
11-23-2009, 12:22 PM
leave it unlocked with a wallet and an ipod in the front seat or something and sit back and wait
Echonova
11-23-2009, 12:24 PM
leave it unlocked with a empty wallet and an broken ipod in the front seat or something and sit back and waitFixed. Just in case the little bastards can run fast.
HalfBaked
11-23-2009, 12:25 PM
I ain't got no wallet or ipod.

I was planning on just walking around my neighborhood late at night saying "MAN I JUST PUT $1000 IN MY GLOVE BOX I HOPE NO ONE STEALS IT"

And then waiting...

I also have a string tied to a stick that is propping a box up if that doesn't work.
IndianStig
11-23-2009, 12:25 PM
Fixed. Just in case the little bastards can run fast.

x2
lcortes32
11-23-2009, 12:26 PM
LOL thats Funny little kids trying to be thugs
HalfBaked
11-23-2009, 12:27 PM
Funny until they come back.

I'll tie a kid up and keep him locked in a closet and anally rape him with random pieces of exhaust pipe.

And not all of it is straight pipe.
Catnip
11-23-2009, 12:33 PM
It's all fun and games, until someone gets anally probed.
Jason..
11-23-2009, 12:35 PM
Luckey he ditn get his gun taken...I never leave my gun in the car ever.
HalfBaked
11-23-2009, 12:35 PM
Is it illegal to sexually assault a thief?

I think it should be not only legal but mandatory.
HalfBaked
11-23-2009, 12:36 PM
Luckey he ditn get his gun taken...I never leave my gun in the car ever.
My roommate said he locked his car.

It also looked like the kids came into our garage.

So unless they came into our house through our garage door and unlocked his car I don't know how they'd have gotten in.

My car's alarm went off dunno if it scared em off.
xxbckiexx
11-23-2009, 12:37 PM
Is it illegal to sexually assault a thief?

I think it should be not only legal but mandatory.


Sodomy is illegal. Especially on a minor.
HalfBaked
11-23-2009, 12:39 PM
Sodomy is illegal. Especially on a minor.
What the fuck has Obama been doing in office then?

We need to end these bogus laws.
Jason..
11-23-2009, 12:39 PM
My roommate said he locked his car.

It also looked like the kids came into our garage.

So unless they came into our house through our garage door and unlocked his car I don't know how they'd have gotten in.

My car's alarm went off dunno if it scared em off.
Hmm put a pitbull in the car lol.When I used to repo this guy chained the meanest fucking pit to it I was like fuck that lol.
xxbckiexx
11-23-2009, 12:41 PM
What the fuck has Obama been doing in office then?

We need to end these bogus laws.

I know. I feel the same way.
§treet_§peed
11-23-2009, 12:41 PM
Man it would be awesome to fuck with these kids. Take a bunch of porno's and put it in the front seat to see what happens.
HalfBaked
11-23-2009, 12:43 PM
Man it would be awesome to fuck with these kids. Take a bunch of porno's and put it in the front seat to see what happens.
No.

I know you'd drive to kennesaw and steal them.
§treet_§peed
11-23-2009, 12:50 PM
^ Damn straight.
csmiths
11-23-2009, 01:26 PM
damn thats pretty lame. kurshid used to live there, and i did always see alot of kids around.
cm7k24
11-23-2009, 01:33 PM
what neighborhood is this were talking about
HalfBaked
11-23-2009, 01:45 PM
damn thats pretty lame. kurshid used to live there, and i did always see alot of kids around.
Yup.

We think they tried to break into K's old house.

His garage is all fucked up.
§treet_§peed
11-23-2009, 01:49 PM
Time for hollow points in the 9 and the shot gun.
HalfBaked
11-23-2009, 01:53 PM
what neighborhood is this were talking about
Off of Frey rd near shiloh.
BoosTKing187
11-23-2009, 05:46 PM
Hope you catch those bastards and they get raped in juvenile
cm7k24
11-23-2009, 08:56 PM
Off of Frey rd near shiloh.

damn, i live like less than a mile from that intersection.

a kid in my neighborhood broke into my neighbors truck, and his Pit caught him.
AllTheDude
11-23-2009, 10:03 PM
Just sit there with a laser pointer and paint them up as they walk up to the car...Or use the laser sight on your snub nose .357 magnum...
Kasper
11-24-2009, 07:56 AM
na.. just catch them and smash there hands with a hammer.. then tell them next time the other hands comeing off! or get 9mm paint tipped rounds and unload on them.. not deadly but leaves scars! and if ya catch them then do the first and also brand them with the mark of a thief!
scabtastic
11-24-2009, 01:41 PM
thats racist....so are we gonna have an IA stakeout?
RedGTS
11-24-2009, 01:48 PM
put an ipod into an old fashion steel bear trap
csmiths
11-24-2009, 02:44 PM
Yup.

We think they tried to break into K's old house.

His garage is all fucked up.


That garage has been fucked up forever, but they could have made it worse. Good luck in catching the pricks
HalfBaked
11-24-2009, 04:00 PM
The door is off the hinges now and his back door has been opened recently.