Patron

[Stormhammer]

sucks donkey shits out of an elephants penis.

Seriously, who the fuck thinks it's good? Oh, I forgot, it was ranked as the shittiest tequila out there till it was made popular in some music.

Still sucks ass, and if you offer it to any spanish person they'll slap you for insulting them.

/rant

[roche]

Cuervo still makes me vomit since that last frat party I went to. Damn quarters. But I've still yet to have Patron. Always figured it was nothing special and just a hip-hop fad.

[Echonova]

Dunno. I can't drink Tequila without ending up in a fight, since I want to avoid going back to prison... I don't drink it.


No way I'm going beat another murder charge.

[Stormhammer]

Cuervo still makes me vomit since that last frat party just a hip-hop fad.

exactly what it is.

[Firefightin_tC]

Dunno. I can't drink Tequila without ending up in a fight, since I want to avoid going back to prison... I don't drink it.


No way I'm going beat another murder charge.

And that's coming from a white guy, so you know he's da' TROOF!

I can't drink tequila at all.

I'll end up seeing it again and everything else I ate that day.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Fuck that shit, it's nasty. Id rather drink moonshine or Jack D.

[allmotoronly]

I don't drink that shit. Only idiots drink shit like patron and grey goose. Anybody with a real taste for tequila will tell you that it tastes like toilet water. It's no better tasting than the clear jose.

[Stormhammer]

I don't drink that shit. Only idiots drink shit like patron and grey goose. Anybody with a real taste for tequila will tell you that it tastes like toilet water. It's no better tasting than the clear jose.

best stuff I ever had was made with agave and had a dead scorpion chilling in it - venom sack had dissolved in the alcohol.

[BluesClues]

best stuff I ever had was made with agave and had a dead scorpion chilling in it - venom sack had dissolved in the alcohol.
WTF?!

[G.C]

Patron is not that bad at all. But it is too pricey. I usually stick with the 1800 or some mexican 100% aguavos.

Somehow, tequila brings drama though. Only bad part. lol

[scabtastic]

i use to like cabo wabo (fuck cinco de mayo) had some correlejo too wasn't bad.

[Sol-Badguy]

Cody out of nowhere!

The only tequila I can drink is clear 1800 with a lime.

[Humphrizzle]

dont like most liquor.

do not drink tequila anymore. do not care to ever try patron.

[nreggie454]

Patron is definitely overrated. Don Julio FTMFW.