My couch pulls out...

[On_Her_Face]

but I don't.

[§treet_§peed]

Giving Bitches a creampie is FTW!

[Hundo®]

old.

[Sol-Badguy]

..wow

[Kasper]

Interesting.. hope ya dont make babies!

[§treet_§peed]

Lol I don't think I can impregnate a girl. Low sperm count is FTW and FTL at the same time.

[roxie911]

Interesting.. hope ya dont make babies!

That's what birth control is for :goodjob:

[§treet_§peed]

That's what birth control is for :goodjob:Ahh I think we found a girl that likes receiving creampies, which is awesome.

[Jason..]

Interesting.. hope ya dont make babies!
God forbid if he reproduces..

[§treet_§peed]

^ Who you talkin bout Willis?

[punkr6]

Child Support FTL.....

[§treet_§peed]

Child Support FTL.....That's what a good kick in the stomach or a push down some stairs is for. Or you can tell the bitch if she would of kept her legs closed she wouldn't be knocked up and that it's not yours.. :goodjob:

[On_Her_Face]

God forbid if he reproduces..

X2

[Hundo®]

That's what birth control is for :goodjob:


tell that to your parents.

[roxie911]

tell that to your parents.

Birth control was my parent's idea in the first place. What teenage girl isn't having sex nowadays?

[MongolPup]

Birth control was my parent's idea in the first place. What teenage girl isn't having sex nowadays?

You are now standing in the middle of a minefield.

[§treet_§peed]

Ugly and/or fat ones. Wait, Hispanics still give it to them, so I think that pretty much covers everyone.

[FAM0U5]

Birth control was my parent's idea in the first place. What teenage girl isn't having sex nowadays?

:thinking:

[Hundo®]

Birth control was my parent's idea in the first place. What teenage girl isn't having sex nowadays?


you idiot. i meant tell them birth control works, cuz you were still born.

[Njobe]

lol

[Jason..]

Birth control was my parent's idea in the first place. What teenage girl isn't having sex nowadays?
I can think of several..if you honestly believe this than you have bigger problems that I thought before.

[roxie911]

Kris- You know I never get your jokes lol

Jason- I wasn't referring to EVERY teenage girl. I have friends who are still virgins.

[roxie911]

You are now standing in the middle of a minefield.

How so?? :thinking:

[Hundo®]

Kris- You know I never get your jokes lol

Jason- I wasn't referring to EVERY teenage girl. I have friends who are still virgins.

I know... i know...

[HalfBaked]

I'm sure you probably drink the cum out of his asshole after you don't pull out.

[stillaneon]

I'm sure you probably drink the cum out of his asshole after you don't pull out.


Wait, Billy's a felcher?

[matthewAPM]

boy or girl?

[DieselNuts]

tied tubes FTW. I was nailing this chick that was fixed and goddamn was it full of win. She takes it in the butt too:idb:

[On_Her_Face]

Wait, Billy's a felcher?

Falso.

[punkr6]

tied tubes FTW. I was nailing this chick that was fixed and goddamn was it full of win. She takes it in the butt too:idb:

pics. r it never happened....:ninja:

[HarietTubgrl]

i thought the title said "my coach pulls out..."

reading skills ftl

[MongolPup]

How so?? :thinking:

It actually stayed calm. Nevermind.

[MongolPup]

i thought the title said "my coach pulls out..."

reading skills ftl

Apparently your language arts teachers were coaches.

[roxie911]

It actually stayed calm. Nevermind.

usually ends up that way :goodjob:

[eraser4g63]

Child Support FTL.....

Go down to the clinic and pay your $15 but I suggest you bring your own coat hanger, I have heard the ones they have are a bit rusty.

[Lurker]

Billy has teh AIDS.

My Evo would drag his vette down the road too!

[On_Her_Face]

Billy has teh AIDS.

My Evo would drag his vette down the road too!

Falso once again...

[Me86Rob]

I used to not pull out. Then the OP happened

[DieselNuts]

pics. r it never happened....:ninja:

I can post pics in the near future:goodjob: