Wait one f'n second...

[Jason..]

Girls fart?:no:
When did this start happening?

[bigdare23]

http://badcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/smiley-1.png

[aaronfelipe]

Girls fart?:no:
When did this start happening?

They don't. Girls dont the anus...

[amandDA]

Girls fart?:no:
When did this start happening?
it didnt we fluff:lmfao:

[Jason..]

it didnt we fluff:lmfao:
ewww

[amandDA]

ewww
haha

[civic gsr]

they just let out the gas it makes them happy

[amandDA]

they just let out the gas it makes them happy
lol not so much

[S2KJD]

hahaha im guessing you arent married lol

[HalfBaked]

They gotta let the air out somehow.

Otherwards when you shove your cock into their ass it would sound like putting GAK back into its container.

[DB4LYFE ™]

They gotta let the air out somehow.

Otherwards when you shove your cock into their ass it would sound like putting GAK back into its container.


LMMFAO

~DB4LYFE

[BKgen®]

Just so they don't queef, i don't care.

[FAM0U5]

ewww @ this thread

[Nubz]

Just so they don't queef, i don't care.
qft
lol at queefing though

[Maniacc]

Have you never heard of fartporn?

[BluesClues]

It's the new IN thing to do :D

[Andr3w]

Lol. Girls do fart. It is quite interesting

[BluesClues]

^^^ Indeed we do :yes:

[FAM0U5]

FUCK THIS THREAD.. this farting is not lady like :no:

[collins]

FUCK THIS THREAD.. this farting is not lady like :no:
tr00f

[Jason..]

Lol. Girls do fart. It is quite interesting
Im troubled by your statement..

[BluesClues]

When the fuck did farting become not lady like? You guys kill me. As if females are not human either! You guys are better off with inflatable women that way they don't talk back, fart, burp, sneeze, or move in general.

[BluesClues]

Oh and some of you should never get married in that case. You would freak out lol

[Jason..]

When the fuck did farting become not lady like? You guys kill me. As if females are not human either! You guys are better off with inflatable women that way they don't talk back, fart, burp, sneeze, or move in general.
I call her "nancy"
http://zoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/dirtyblowupdoll.jpg

[Bajjani]

Oh and some of you should never get married in that case. You would freak out lol

Do you like your men ripping ass constantly? Not a turn on I'd assume

[Jason..]

Do you like your men ripping ass constantly? Not a turn on I'd assume
U never know!

[BluesClues]

Do you like your men ripping ass constantly? Not a turn on I'd assume
It's not a turn on, but it's life.


I call her "nancy"
http://zoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/dirtyblowupdoll.jpg

There you go! Perfect! Don't have to worry about blood running through her veins :no:

[Jason..]

It's not a turn on, but it's life.



There you go! Perfect! Don't have to worry about blood running through her veins :no:
Nope but my air pump stoped working:???: I cant win for loosing.

[BluesClues]

:lmao:

[alpine_aw11]

Jesus....next they'll actually start shitting. This isn't cool.

[BluesClues]

^^^ I know right :rolleyes:

[FAM0U5]

When the fuck did farting become not lady like? You guys kill me. As if females are not human either! You guys are better off with inflatable women that way they don't talk back, fart, burp, sneeze, or move in general.

[first things first people dont get it twisted this is just my thought an not an attack at anyone.]

It is custom that a LADY would not fart among a person or a crowd since it is very disrespectful. It may not seem much of an issue but I wouldn't want my girl "cutting the chesse" when Im around nor do I want her to think me farting is ok slah funny, because we are all grown adults not children. However, as humans we make mistakes and we connot control our bodies as much we would like to think we do. So once a while is fine but I dont think it should be a habit.

Futhermore, what happen to the values that we were rised on? society is becoming more acceptable to these ideas each and everyday. It's sad to see and hear that young ones using such foul language and not know the roles of mother and father etc etc...


LADY: A well-mannered and considerate woman with high standards of proper behavior.

[TougeGTR-33]

it didnt we fluff:lmfao:

Dont ever tell me FLUFF. LOL!!!

[VooDooXII]

Totally heard a girl fart once. Sitting next to her in class...bent over to put some stuff in my backpack and heard a faint. *pfffftttt* I think I remember feeling a draft from it.

Got up and made this face.
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs092.snc1/4672_1114484498717_1125060790_30533273_7164865_n.j pg

EDIT: Goddamn I've got a wrinkly face.

[FAM0U5]

Totally heard a girl fart once. Sitting next to her in class...bent over to put some stuff in my backpack and heard a faint. *pfffftttt* I think I remember feeling a draft from it.

Got up and made this face.
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs092.snc1/4672_1114484498717_1125060790_30533273_7164865_n.j pg

EDIT: Goddamn I've got a wrinkly face.

hmm Ill leave this pic alone, next time please crop out things that dont need to be in the pic thanks.

[Me86Rob]

They gotta let the air out somehow.

Otherwards when you shove your cock into their ass it would sound like putting GAK back into its container.
http://i38.tinypic.com/10gw87k.jpg

[VooDooXII]

hmm Ill leave this pic alone, next time please crop out things that dont need to be in the pic thanks.

I don't know what you're seeing.

Honestly.

[Me86Rob]

I don't know what you're seeing.

Honestly.
black dude on the bed looks like hes got a woody bro...

[DeeAOne]

hahaha im guessing you arent married lolor in a serious long term relationship where :blah::blah: is part of everyday life. lol

[FAM0U5]

black dude on the bed looks like hes got a woody bro...

Im not the only one that yea..

[aguynamedpat]

black dude on the bed looks like hes got a woody bro...

HAHA Rob you would look out for the cawk.....

Lol

[Me86Rob]

well fuck its in the center of the pic

[BluesClues]

Wow! I am really astounished at the thought that a "lady" doesn't have gas! This is some crazy shit to me! Like women are some type of special beings and we don't have humanly functions just like guys. You've got to be kidding me :rolleyes: I would really hate to see one of you guys get married and have to deal with what a REAL woman is like. You would just die!

[aguynamedpat]

Wait, women fart?....

I thought this thread was about black guys in the background with wood.

[Me86Rob]

Wow! I am really astounished at the thought that a "lady" doesn't have gas! This is some crazy shit to me! Like women are some type of special beings and we don't have humanly functions just like guys. You've got to be kidding me :rolleyes: I would really hate to see one of you guys get married and have to deal with what a REAL woman is like. You would just die!
shit i was fuckin this bitch one time and she farted. I head butted her so hard that it knocked a tooth out. we couldnt find it. a few days later i was fuckin her again and felt something jabbin my shaft. i stuck my hand up in there and pulled the tooth out of her uterus.

[FAM0U5]

Wow! I am really astounished at the thought that a "lady" doesn't have gas! This is some crazy shit to me! Like women are some type of special beings and we don't have humanly functions just like guys. You've got to be kidding me :rolleyes: I would really hate to see one of you guys get married and have to deal with what a REAL woman is like. You would just die!

Did I say she is not allowed to fart at all? NO I simply stated that she shouldn't do it publicly, hell if she is in the bathroom she can go ape shit in there for all I care... so yea. :gay:

[VooDooXII]

black dude on the bed looks like hes got a woody bro...

There was no one behind me in the room when that picture was taken.

Or was there? SHIT! :eek:

Haha honestly, that could be an illusion. There were pillows and bedsheets all over the place in that room. Now I'll wait for someone to make a joke about that.

[Me86Rob]

There was no one behind me in the room when that picture was taken.

Or was there? SHIT! :eek:

Haha honestly, that could be an illusion. There were pillows and bedsheets all over the place in that room. Now I'll wait for someone to make a joke about that.
no dawg i clearly see a black ashy elbow in that pic :lmao:

[BluesClues]

Did I say she is not allowed to fart at all? NO I simply stated that she shouldn't do it publicly, hell if she is in the bathroom she can go ape shit in there for all I care... so yea. :gay:

If I have gas and I let loose, deal with it. That is all lol

[FAM0U5]

If I have gas and I let loose, deal with it. That is all lol

that sounds like a personal problem.. if you cant control it then you might want a doctor to look at it, just sayin...

[BluesClues]

^^^ LOL @ the fact that something is abnormal about a girl with gas

[Vteckidd]

That's how you know a girl loves you. When she's comfortable to rip one in front of you lol

[Kourt]

^^^ LOL @ the fact that something is abnormal about a girl with gas

I don't think its the gas that is abnormal as much as the fact of anyone, guy or girl, thinking its ok to do it infront of everyone. It's not as bad for guys, I guess 'cause everyone knows they are gross.

[Dr.G35]

You guys are better off with inflatable women that way they don't talk back, fart, burp, sneeze.

VERY TRUE, but I see a problem already. Who the fuck is going to make me sandwiches? Bring me beer? Clean the kitchen/dishes?

[BluesClues]

That's how you know a girl loves you. When she's comfortable to rip one in front of you lol
EXACTLY!

I don't think its the gas that is abnormal as much as the fact of anyone, guy or girl, thinking its ok to do it infront of everyone. It's not as bad for guys, I guess 'cause everyone knows they are gross.
Doing it in front of everyone is gross, but in front of the person you are dating when one on one, is normal and natural.

[G.C]

VERY TRUE, but I see a problem already. Who the fuck is going to make me sandwiches? Bring me beer? Clean the kitchen/dishes?

Troof!!!

[Jason..]

Totally heard a girl fart once. Sitting next to her in class...bent over to put some stuff in my backpack and heard a faint. *pfffftttt* I think I remember feeling a draft from it.

Got up and made this face.
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs092.snc1/4672_1114484498717_1125060790_30533273_7164865_n.j pg

EDIT: Goddamn I've got a wrinkly face.
Is that a ricer wing on your bed?

[Dr.G35]

Is that a ricer wing on your bed?
so he can go to sleep quicker.

[FAM0U5]

Next time I want to show my love to my girl Ill just fart...

[BluesClues]

^^^ Whatever works for you :goodjob:

[Vteckidd]

LOL

All i know is for that first 3-4 months no one wants to do it in front of the other one. once someone breaks that silence so to speak, it becomes open warfare.

[FAM0U5]

then for christmas Im getting myself a gas mask...

[BluesClues]

LOL

All i know is for that first 3-4 months no one wants to do it in front of the other one. once someone breaks that silence so to speak, it becomes open warfare.
Hell yeah!!!! There's a waiting period. Have to feel around first for awhile. Once the coast is clear, brace yourself! :lmao:


then for christmas Im getting myself a gas mask...
:lmfao::lmfao::goodjob:

[Me86Rob]

i just fated. Just now. My eyes...are watering.

[OhMyGodfather]

I was making out with this chick once and she farted. I tried to play it off but then I smelled it.

Still havent talked to her since.

[Greddypacked]

FARTing everyone does including girls.


A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.

The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.

[Greddypacked]

Hell yeah!!!! There's a waiting period. Have to feel around first for awhile. Once the coast is clear, brace yourself! :lmao:


:lmfao::lmfao::goodjob:

TRUE lol. After awhile or so and the farts are out, you start congratulating each other lol. Good one honey ROFL.

[BluesClues]

TRUE lol. After awhile or so and the farts are out, you start congratulating each other lol. Good one honey ROFL.
Hell yeah!!!!! It's the same with burping, it's always a contest on who can be the loudest and burp the longest! I swear I'm still such a tomboy :D

[1990wade]

It's the new IN thing to do :D


:rolleyes:WTF LMAO

[Kasper]

when a girl birps its awsome! I laugh and judge it!! i think its funny as hell! i dont mind if a girl farts. with haveing a sister ive been around it my entire life. so it doesnt bother me,. hell its been 2 years and i havent heard a peep from my girlfriend. and shes so affraid of poopin with me around! though i'll go drop one in the bathroom and make a buncha noise doin it cause she thinks its funny as hell!!

[BluesClues]

LOL! You know how you can tell when you two are really comfortable? It's when you two can go to the bathroom with the other person is there no matter what you are doing (shitting or peeing). Even better when you are out in public and the guy goes to the bathroom with you so you are not alone. Makes for a good quickie too lol :goodjob: