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Kasper
11-12-2009, 05:09 PM
ok because I'm bored at work and need the lols I shall ask... would you continue? or do it in the first place?lemme set it up for ya. imagin you have the chance to bang a seriously hot girl. but whoever she is has a gas problem. whenever she has sex she farts when haveing an orgasm. like noticeable loud ass cheek flappin fart! would you have sex with her? or if your in the middle of it and you didn't know but when she had an orgasm she farted. whould you continue?! let the lols begin! (and yes the last one happened to me!)

MrSVT
11-12-2009, 05:11 PM
personally when im in the mood and im already fucking her, nothing would bother me, if she laughs with it, more fun...if she sharts, then we have a problem lol good thread

blacknightteg
11-12-2009, 05:14 PM
lol i would probably, but if i wad downon her and it happen. she would never be able to have babies again lol.

On_Her_Face
11-12-2009, 05:16 PM
She can't fart with a dick in her ass.

BluesClues
11-12-2009, 05:17 PM
Continue. Some people do different things when they orgasm. Just wouldn't go down on her lol

Elbow
11-12-2009, 05:20 PM
No, girls don't fart or shit.

Kasper
11-12-2009, 06:23 PM
I'm guessing that's happened to u on occasion there blues?!

B00STedSvT
11-12-2009, 06:28 PM
Its happened... She looked like she wanted to cry in embarassment.. So i kind of laughed it off and assured her i wouldnt make fun of her... Til she left.. and I kept goin lol

DB4LYFE ™
11-12-2009, 06:28 PM
shits.... yummm! :yumyum:

~DB4LYFE

StreetHazard
11-12-2009, 06:29 PM
She can't fart with a dick in her ass.

this is troof, and your solution.

BluesClues
11-12-2009, 06:38 PM
I'm guessing that's happened to u on occasion there blues?!

Unfortunately, I can not relate. But I do know that different people do different things. ;)

B00STedSvT
11-12-2009, 07:11 PM
Unfortunately, I can not relate.;)
Are you implying that you wish you had a gas problem? :eek::crazy:

slostang
11-12-2009, 07:18 PM
yep. id keep goin. i have farted during sex so i cant really say anything. lol

BluesClues
11-12-2009, 07:29 PM
Are you implying that you wish you had a gas problem? :eek::crazy:
No turd :gay::rolleyes:

slostang
11-12-2009, 07:33 PM
No turd :gay::rolleyes:

you have a turd problem? you shit when you orgasm? :sicks: lol

BluesClues
11-12-2009, 07:41 PM
Sure why not? :rolleyes:

Sammich
11-12-2009, 07:48 PM
thinking about alicia keys and halle berry and if this were true..i'd probably sniff her fart

BluesClues
11-12-2009, 07:56 PM
^^^ That's just disgusting

lanning
11-12-2009, 07:57 PM
thinking about alicia keys and halle berry and if this were true..i'd probably sniff her fart
QFT

^^^ That's just disgusting
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?

StreetHazard
11-12-2009, 07:57 PM
thinking about alicia keys and halle berry and if this were true..i'd probably sniff her fart


I would eat a mile of their shit just to see where it came from :goodjob:

B00STedSvT
11-12-2009, 07:59 PM
thinking about alicia keys and halle berry and if this were true..i'd probably sniff her fart
LoL wtf man...

*You must spread some reputation before giving to Sammich again* Well Damn

BluesClues
11-12-2009, 08:00 PM
So you guys don't realize they are human just like the rest of us only with more money? :thinking:

StreetHazard
11-12-2009, 08:03 PM
So you guys don't realize they are human just like the rest of us only with more money? :thinking:

if you looked like them I would eat a mile of your shit just for the chance to catch a look at that glorious ass

B00STedSvT
11-12-2009, 08:04 PM
I wouldn't sniff anyone's fart... Sober

StreetHazard
11-12-2009, 08:04 PM
I wouldn't sniff anyone's fart... Sober

lies

lanning
11-12-2009, 08:06 PM
So you guys don't realize they are human just like the rest of us only with more money? :thinking:
you just dont get it.

B00STedSvT
11-12-2009, 08:07 PM
lies
You caught me...:ninja:

BluesClues
11-12-2009, 08:08 PM
you just dont get it.
Obviously not :dunno:

if you looked like them I would eat a mile of your shit just for the chance to catch a look at that glorious ass
:upchuck:

Tech5
11-12-2009, 08:15 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww


Guess no one has heard horses doing it huh??? lololol

Kasper
11-12-2009, 08:15 PM
hahahahaha.. oh this is great!!

Sammich
11-12-2009, 08:23 PM
i would savor alicia key's rosey fart, just sayin, fuck what ya think BC

Sammich
11-12-2009, 08:24 PM
I would eat a mile of their shit just to see where it came from :goodjob:
rofl

jhadleyh
11-12-2009, 08:25 PM
No i can't stand it when a girl farts. Yes i know its part of life but if we are fucking and she farts it will pretty much be over for me. Now a lil while later I might be willing to try again with hopes of no farts in the process.

Sammich
11-12-2009, 08:29 PM
these threads represent the women of whom fart i would sniff w/o second thought....just sayin

http://importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=241708&highlight=alicia+keys
http://importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=218449&highlight=alicia+keys
http://importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212828&highlight=alicia+keys

slostang
11-12-2009, 08:44 PM
these threads represent the women of whom fart i would sniff w/o second thought....just sayin

http://importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=241708&highlight=alicia+keys
http://importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=218449&highlight=alicia+keys
http://importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212828&highlight=alicia+keys

i'd swim a mile in shark infested piss, just to take one sniff of those panties.

Sammich
11-12-2009, 08:45 PM
i'd swim a mile in shark infested piss, just to take one sniff of those panties.
roflmfaoirl:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

PS get off my womans:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Hundo®
11-12-2009, 08:46 PM
clearly you don't have a big wang, so ill fill you in on something. When you've got a big wang and it expands the girls pooswizzle so much air starts getting in, she starts to queef. REALLY LOUD QUEEFS, SOUND JUST LIKE FARTS. Don't bother me none!

Sammich
11-12-2009, 08:48 PM
words from a virgin

Hundo®
11-12-2009, 08:49 PM
words from a virgin

ill requote them so everyone can see the words from a virgin, once more.


in case you missed it folks, words from pbs, aka a virgin

Sammich
11-12-2009, 08:51 PM
ill requote them so everyone can see the words from a virgin, once more.


in case you missed it folks, words from pbs, aka a virgin your mother

Kasper
11-12-2009, 09:10 PM
Uh no.. when i was bangen the shit outa her i was balls deep in here and when she orgasmed it was a flat out ass cheek slappen fart! Trust me on this one!!

B00STedSvT
11-12-2009, 09:12 PM
Damn son LoL

Hundo®
11-12-2009, 09:14 PM
Uh no.. when i was bangen the shit outa her i was balls deep in here and when she orgasmed it was a flat out ass cheek slappen fart! Trust me on this one!!


i know. im just saying you're clearly not a well endowed guy, or this wouldn't have bothered you. queefs are the same thing, however they don't smell. if i was fucking a girl from behind and heard something that sounded like a fart, i would assume queef and move on.

blaknoize
11-12-2009, 09:19 PM
Queefs... are fun.

Shart sounds r not so fun