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SicStang03
11-11-2009, 01:36 PM
In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".


Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

oneSLOWex
11-11-2009, 01:39 PM
LULz


+reps

SicStang03
11-11-2009, 01:40 PM
LULz


+reps

returned

I must admit, I am still chuckling :D

MachNU
11-11-2009, 01:44 PM
dam took me a minute to figure out what that meant.... :lmao:

TSiFTW
11-11-2009, 02:14 PM
Lulz. +reps

amandDA
11-11-2009, 02:14 PM
lol. i got it. dam i was confused
+ to u

Bajjani
11-11-2009, 02:16 PM
OH MY GOD THIS THING IS OLD...

zspeed24
11-11-2009, 02:20 PM
lol +rep

ndgflowshot
11-11-2009, 02:22 PM
lawlz

it took me way too long to comprehend this....phoney though

Nicole.
11-11-2009, 02:23 PM
hahah this is funny.

Hundo®
11-11-2009, 02:49 PM
lmfao. jesus i couldn't even understand half that shit until it was translated.. outstanding.

thegovanator
11-11-2009, 04:12 PM
LIRL

BluesClues
11-11-2009, 04:26 PM
LIRL!!!!!!!!!
That shit is hilarious. Started getting frustrated because I couldn't understand
reps

ndgflowshot
11-12-2009, 02:08 PM
book store

aguynamedpat
11-12-2009, 02:12 PM
Thanks dickhead, I now have a headache.

Lol and +repz. I understood everything the person on the other end of the phone was saying just had to read it slow.

Sol-Badguy
11-12-2009, 02:43 PM
:lmao:
Took me a while.