View Full Version : Sexual Positions for the Lonely and Loveless SFW
YoTa_BoX
11-10-2009, 12:00 PM
Which one is your favorite one to do!!
Mine is the ball pit LOL
oneSLOWex
11-10-2009, 12:01 PM
LMFAO!!!
EPIC PIC IS EPIC!!
ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:05 PM
imma have to try the wobbly dryer :ninja:
Stormhammer
11-10-2009, 12:07 PM
imma have to try the wobbly dryer :ninja:
I'll give you a wobbly dryer
civic gsr
11-10-2009, 12:07 PM
^lets go lol
ill go in to vtec mode
edit ilovemyhonda
Elbow
11-10-2009, 12:08 PM
^lets go lol
ill go in to vtec mode
edit ilovemyhonda
Wow........no, you didn't say her at first...you're gay.
ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:09 PM
how about the wobbly dryer and tony the hawk together...
Greddypacked
11-10-2009, 12:11 PM
how about the wobbly dryer and tony the hawk together...
Nah the Mary Lou Retton and the Tony Hawk one would be awesome. Actually in a movie calle Without Limits about a Olympic runner named PreFontaine... the runner met up w/ a gymnastics chick at a hotel and im sure they were doing this. That's when he broke his toe... and no this isnt no dang porn lol.
Without Limits is a good movie btw.
ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:12 PM
the couch potato and the abe lincoln for the gheys on IA.
Kasper
11-10-2009, 12:12 PM
hahaha.. i dont think i could do the tony hawk!! but id give it a shot!!!
ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:16 PM
imma try the wobbly dryer tonight
Greddypacked
11-10-2009, 12:17 PM
imma try the wobbly dryer tonight
:bump:
90_ACCORD
11-10-2009, 12:18 PM
haha wft? golden girls marathon? sick
imperception
11-10-2009, 12:20 PM
I'll go +1 on the Tony Hawk please...
ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:20 PM
:bump:
maybe i will give details tomorrow :lmfao::boobies::lmfao:
civic gsr
11-10-2009, 12:20 PM
Wow........no, you didn't say her at first...you're gay.
and who are you mr speed racer
ohh and your gay for saying im gay:tongue1:
JJSPEC Racing
11-10-2009, 12:22 PM
This is the best! I gotta spread some reps before I give you some more.
imma have to try the wobbly dryer :ninja:
I thought you said wobbly driver for a second, haha!
ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:25 PM
This is the best! Reps!
I thought you said wobbly driver for a second, haha!
I don't want to kill myself now lol :no:
u8myore0
11-10-2009, 12:28 PM
HAHAHAH this is my fav::lmfao:
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs042.snc3/12950_536577128151_18002424_31800203_3964182_n.jpg
ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:29 PM
:(
imperception
11-10-2009, 12:33 PM
:(
what can't make up your mind?:thinking:
imperception
11-10-2009, 12:33 PM
HAHAHAH this is my fav::lmfao:
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs042.snc3/12950_536577128151_18002424_31800203_3964182_n.jpg
ROFLMAO :bump:
Greddypacked
11-10-2009, 12:34 PM
maybe i will give details tomorrow :lmfao::boobies::lmfao:
Hea if you need someone to turn on the dryer... lol :goodjob:.
ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:35 PM
what can't make up your mind?:thinking:
something like that.. guess i will just try them all. ;)
Hea if you need someone to turn on the dryer... lol :goodjob:.
lol no i am sure if i am sitting on the dryer i can reach the button :tongue1:
civic gsr
11-10-2009, 12:35 PM
HAHAHAH this is my fav::lmfao:
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs042.snc3/12950_536577128151_18002424_31800203_3964182_n.jpg
pure sex is back lol:lmfao:
Double_0_Rusty
11-10-2009, 12:36 PM
HAHAHAH this is my fav::lmfao:
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs042.snc3/12950_536577128151_18002424_31800203_3964182_n.jpg
That's funny....mine too!;)
ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:36 PM
That's funny....mine too!;)
gotta be bent over alittle more though.
Greddypacked
11-10-2009, 12:38 PM
something like that.. guess i will just try them all. ;)
lol no i am sure if i am sitting on the dryer i can reach the button :tongue1:
:haha:
Double_0_Rusty
11-10-2009, 12:39 PM
gotta be bent over alittle more though.
You want me to bend you over more? She was on me at the right angle so I could lay back on the hood. lolol
ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:40 PM
like face down, ass up, haands on the ground, no knees bent lmao
u8myore0
11-10-2009, 12:40 PM
like face down, ass up, haands on the ground, no knees bent lmao
wow. :no:
Double_0_Rusty
11-10-2009, 12:40 PM
like face down, ass up, haands on the ground, no knees bent lmao
Let's go....Im ready lmao
SIKE
ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:41 PM
wow. :no:
take a joke chick
Greddypacked
11-10-2009, 12:42 PM
like face down, ass up, haands on the ground, no knees bent lmao
:anal: what :thinking:? like this... lol
ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:42 PM
kinda
u8myore0
11-10-2009, 12:42 PM
lol i love u rusty. : )
Double_0_Rusty
11-10-2009, 12:44 PM
lol i love u rusty. : )
Likewise ;)
ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:47 PM
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Greddypacked
11-10-2009, 12:49 PM
Nah but seriously the Mary Lou and the Tony Hawk would be awesome. Only thing is if you do that in the shower you would probably bust your a$$ w/ your partner from the slippery floors lol.
ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:54 PM
Nah but seriously the Mary Lou and the Tony Hawk would be awesome. Only thing is if you do that in the shower you would probably bust your a$$ w/ your partner from the slippery floors lol.
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:: lmfao:
that is where the new position "pile-up" comes into play..
BluesClues
11-10-2009, 05:56 PM
:lmfao: Never knew there were so many options lol
cm7k24
11-10-2009, 08:25 PM
haha, good find
BluesClues
11-10-2009, 08:26 PM
So what happened to just good ol fashioned diddling?
cm7k24
11-10-2009, 08:28 PM
So what happened to just good ol fashioned diddling?
thats in the past, you gotta change it up every once and a while
SLo_MKIII
11-10-2009, 08:30 PM
Microwaved melon... /thread
BluesClues
11-10-2009, 08:32 PM
thats in the past, you gotta change it up every once and a while
Shit gets too technical these days. Gesh!
JJSPEC Racing
11-10-2009, 08:33 PM
The ball pit at the Chuckie Cheese? That is kinda weird. Cant imagine being turned on in that situation. Lots of screaming kids running around and a big rat in a costume. I guess maybe the mothers, lol.
BluesClues
11-10-2009, 08:34 PM
^^^ Alcohol helps lol
cm7k24
11-10-2009, 08:36 PM
^^^ Alcohol helps lol
haha for some people out there alcohol isn't needed to get off to screaming children at chuckie cheese:pedo:
SLo_MKIII
11-10-2009, 08:36 PM
alcohol creates monsters lol
BluesClues
11-10-2009, 09:09 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
BluesClues
11-10-2009, 09:10 PM
I see you Jimmy!!!!!
JJSPEC Racing
11-10-2009, 09:11 PM
haha for some people out there alcohol isn't needed to get off to screaming children at chuckie cheese:pedo:
That is wrong on so many levels, haha!
BABY J
11-10-2009, 09:14 PM
Hmmmmmmmm (NSFW)
http://www.sexinfo101.com/sexualpositions.shtml
BABY J
11-10-2009, 09:15 PM
EDIT ^^
BluesClues
11-10-2009, 09:17 PM
Hmmmmmmmm (NSFW)
http://www.sexinfo101.com/sexualpositions.shtml
Wow, cool website. Glad to know I have tried several of those positions :goodjob:
cm7k24
11-10-2009, 09:20 PM
Wow, cool website. Glad to know I have tried several of those positions :goodjob:
haha like i said, you gotta change it up some.
regular 69 gets old so do it sideways, standing, etc :thinking:
BABY J
11-10-2009, 09:20 PM
Wow, cool website. Glad to know I have tried several of those positions :goodjob:
I'm King Freak. I've tried them all. Funnest night you can ever have is to put the laptop on the bed and try these one by one. It's like Twister w/ an orgasm.... :idb: You little dick dudes might not get to do all of them - but it's worth the effort. LOL
BABY J
11-10-2009, 09:25 PM
I get it --- no1 is posting anymore bc they are stealing my MoJo. LOL
That's not even the half - LOL
cm7k24
11-10-2009, 09:27 PM
I get it --- no1 is posting anymore bc they are stealing my MoJo. LOL
That's not even the half - LOL
i'll post,
just to let you know im not stealin your MoJo :ninja:
BABY J
11-10-2009, 09:29 PM
i'll post,
just to let you know im not stealin your MoJo :ninja:
< as you immediately go back to stealing my mojo> :ninja:
cm7k24
11-10-2009, 09:31 PM
< as you immediately go back to stealing my mojo> :ninja:
i could be doing on my chair as im talking to you :cheers:
BABY J
11-10-2009, 09:33 PM
LMFAO!!!!
On a serious note - women like men who are in control. One of the simplest things you can do to get the "awe factor" is put a bitch in a position she has never been in. (one that works for her tho). Instant Hero.
But if u pop too fast...
Instant Zero. :ninja:
BluesClues
11-10-2009, 09:35 PM
I'm King Freak. I've tried them all. Funnest night you can ever have is to put the laptop on the bed and try these one by one. It's like Twister w/ an orgasm.... :idb: You little dick dudes might not get to do all of them - but it's worth the effort. LOL
So true about little dick dudes :yes:
haha like i said, you gotta change it up some.
regular 69 gets old so do it sideways, standing, etc :thinking:
Didn't know there were so many ways to do the 69. Can't imagine doing it standing up though :no:
BluesClues
11-10-2009, 09:36 PM
LMFAO!!!!
On a serious note - women like men who are in control. One of the simplest things you can do to get the "awe factor" is put a bitch in a position she has never been in. (one that works for her tho). Instant Hero.
But if u pop too fast...
Instant Zero. :ninja:
QFTMT!!!!!!!!!!!
I like a man in control :goodjob:
cm7k24
11-10-2009, 09:41 PM
LMFAO!!!!
On a serious note - women like men who are in control. One of the simplest things you can do to get the "awe factor" is put a bitch in a position she has never been in. (one that works for her tho). Instant Hero.
But if u pop too fast...
Instant Zero. :ninja:
hahah, that's a no brainer. pretty sad if the women is controlling, ex (doing the 69 standing style as she holds you):fightpig:
BluesClues
11-10-2009, 09:48 PM
^^^ A woman that could hold a man? Too many things wrong with that there lol
cm7k24
11-10-2009, 09:49 PM
lol i know.
amandDA
11-10-2009, 10:12 PM
LMFAO!!!!
On a serious note - women like men who are in control. One of the simplest things you can do to get the "awe factor" is put a bitch in a position she has never been in. (one that works for her tho). Instant Hero.
But if u pop too fast...
Instant Zero. :ninja:
:lmfao:
RedGTS
11-11-2009, 07:57 AM
lolz, repped
Hundo®
11-11-2009, 09:49 AM
i laughed at wank like an egyptian.. the rest was just not very fun to me.
DustnU
11-11-2009, 10:29 AM
maybe i will give details tomorrow :lmfao::boobies::lmfao:
So details.........:goodjob:
Double_0_Rusty
11-11-2009, 12:58 PM
lol
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