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YoTa_BoX
11-10-2009, 12:00 PM
Which one is your favorite one to do!!





Mine is the ball pit LOL

oneSLOWex
11-10-2009, 12:01 PM
LMFAO!!!


EPIC PIC IS EPIC!!

ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:05 PM
imma have to try the wobbly dryer :ninja:

Stormhammer
11-10-2009, 12:07 PM
imma have to try the wobbly dryer :ninja:

I'll give you a wobbly dryer

civic gsr
11-10-2009, 12:07 PM
^lets go lol
ill go in to vtec mode
edit ilovemyhonda

Elbow
11-10-2009, 12:08 PM
^lets go lol
ill go in to vtec mode
edit ilovemyhonda

Wow........no, you didn't say her at first...you're gay.

ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:09 PM
how about the wobbly dryer and tony the hawk together...

Greddypacked
11-10-2009, 12:11 PM
how about the wobbly dryer and tony the hawk together...

Nah the Mary Lou Retton and the Tony Hawk one would be awesome. Actually in a movie calle Without Limits about a Olympic runner named PreFontaine... the runner met up w/ a gymnastics chick at a hotel and im sure they were doing this. That's when he broke his toe... and no this isnt no dang porn lol.

Without Limits is a good movie btw.

ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:12 PM
the couch potato and the abe lincoln for the gheys on IA.

Kasper
11-10-2009, 12:12 PM
hahaha.. i dont think i could do the tony hawk!! but id give it a shot!!!

ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:16 PM
imma try the wobbly dryer tonight

Greddypacked
11-10-2009, 12:17 PM
imma try the wobbly dryer tonight

:bump:

90_ACCORD
11-10-2009, 12:18 PM
haha wft? golden girls marathon? sick

imperception
11-10-2009, 12:20 PM
I'll go +1 on the Tony Hawk please...

ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:20 PM
:bump:

maybe i will give details tomorrow :lmfao::boobies::lmfao:

civic gsr
11-10-2009, 12:20 PM
Wow........no, you didn't say her at first...you're gay.


and who are you mr speed racer









































ohh and your gay for saying im gay:tongue1:

JJSPEC Racing
11-10-2009, 12:22 PM
This is the best! I gotta spread some reps before I give you some more.


imma have to try the wobbly dryer :ninja:

I thought you said wobbly driver for a second, haha!

ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:25 PM
This is the best! Reps!



I thought you said wobbly driver for a second, haha!

I don't want to kill myself now lol :no:

u8myore0
11-10-2009, 12:28 PM
HAHAHAH this is my fav::lmfao:
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs042.snc3/12950_536577128151_18002424_31800203_3964182_n.jpg

ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:29 PM
:(

imperception
11-10-2009, 12:33 PM
:(

what can't make up your mind?:thinking:

imperception
11-10-2009, 12:33 PM
HAHAHAH this is my fav::lmfao:
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs042.snc3/12950_536577128151_18002424_31800203_3964182_n.jpg

ROFLMAO :bump:

Greddypacked
11-10-2009, 12:34 PM
maybe i will give details tomorrow :lmfao::boobies::lmfao:

Hea if you need someone to turn on the dryer... lol :goodjob:.

ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:35 PM
what can't make up your mind?:thinking:

something like that.. guess i will just try them all. ;)


Hea if you need someone to turn on the dryer... lol :goodjob:.

lol no i am sure if i am sitting on the dryer i can reach the button :tongue1:

civic gsr
11-10-2009, 12:35 PM
HAHAHAH this is my fav::lmfao:
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs042.snc3/12950_536577128151_18002424_31800203_3964182_n.jpg


pure sex is back lol:lmfao:

Double_0_Rusty
11-10-2009, 12:36 PM
HAHAHAH this is my fav::lmfao:
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs042.snc3/12950_536577128151_18002424_31800203_3964182_n.jpg

That's funny....mine too!;)

ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:36 PM
That's funny....mine too!;)


gotta be bent over alittle more though.

Greddypacked
11-10-2009, 12:38 PM
something like that.. guess i will just try them all. ;)



lol no i am sure if i am sitting on the dryer i can reach the button :tongue1:

:haha:

Double_0_Rusty
11-10-2009, 12:39 PM
gotta be bent over alittle more though.

You want me to bend you over more? She was on me at the right angle so I could lay back on the hood. lolol

ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:40 PM
like face down, ass up, haands on the ground, no knees bent lmao

u8myore0
11-10-2009, 12:40 PM
like face down, ass up, haands on the ground, no knees bent lmao


wow. :no:

Double_0_Rusty
11-10-2009, 12:40 PM
like face down, ass up, haands on the ground, no knees bent lmao


Let's go....Im ready lmao



SIKE

ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:41 PM
wow. :no:


take a joke chick

Greddypacked
11-10-2009, 12:42 PM
like face down, ass up, haands on the ground, no knees bent lmao

:anal: what :thinking:? like this... lol

ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:42 PM
kinda

u8myore0
11-10-2009, 12:42 PM
lol i love u rusty. : )

Double_0_Rusty
11-10-2009, 12:44 PM
lol i love u rusty. : )

Likewise ;)

ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:47 PM
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Greddypacked
11-10-2009, 12:49 PM
Nah but seriously the Mary Lou and the Tony Hawk would be awesome. Only thing is if you do that in the shower you would probably bust your a$$ w/ your partner from the slippery floors lol.

ilovemyhonda.
11-10-2009, 12:54 PM
Nah but seriously the Mary Lou and the Tony Hawk would be awesome. Only thing is if you do that in the shower you would probably bust your a$$ w/ your partner from the slippery floors lol.

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:: lmfao:

that is where the new position "pile-up" comes into play..

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 05:56 PM
:lmfao: Never knew there were so many options lol

cm7k24
11-10-2009, 08:25 PM
haha, good find

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 08:26 PM
So what happened to just good ol fashioned diddling?

cm7k24
11-10-2009, 08:28 PM
So what happened to just good ol fashioned diddling?

thats in the past, you gotta change it up every once and a while

SLo_MKIII
11-10-2009, 08:30 PM
Microwaved melon... /thread

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 08:32 PM
thats in the past, you gotta change it up every once and a while
Shit gets too technical these days. Gesh!

JJSPEC Racing
11-10-2009, 08:33 PM
The ball pit at the Chuckie Cheese? That is kinda weird. Cant imagine being turned on in that situation. Lots of screaming kids running around and a big rat in a costume. I guess maybe the mothers, lol.

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 08:34 PM
^^^ Alcohol helps lol

cm7k24
11-10-2009, 08:36 PM
^^^ Alcohol helps lol

haha for some people out there alcohol isn't needed to get off to screaming children at chuckie cheese:pedo:

SLo_MKIII
11-10-2009, 08:36 PM
alcohol creates monsters lol

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 09:09 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 09:10 PM
I see you Jimmy!!!!!

JJSPEC Racing
11-10-2009, 09:11 PM
haha for some people out there alcohol isn't needed to get off to screaming children at chuckie cheese:pedo:

That is wrong on so many levels, haha!

BABY J
11-10-2009, 09:14 PM
Hmmmmmmmm (NSFW)

http://www.sexinfo101.com/sexualpositions.shtml

BABY J
11-10-2009, 09:15 PM
EDIT ^^

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 09:17 PM
Hmmmmmmmm (NSFW)

http://www.sexinfo101.com/sexualpositions.shtml
Wow, cool website. Glad to know I have tried several of those positions :goodjob:

cm7k24
11-10-2009, 09:20 PM
Wow, cool website. Glad to know I have tried several of those positions :goodjob:

haha like i said, you gotta change it up some.
regular 69 gets old so do it sideways, standing, etc :thinking:

BABY J
11-10-2009, 09:20 PM
Wow, cool website. Glad to know I have tried several of those positions :goodjob:


I'm King Freak. I've tried them all. Funnest night you can ever have is to put the laptop on the bed and try these one by one. It's like Twister w/ an orgasm.... :idb: You little dick dudes might not get to do all of them - but it's worth the effort. LOL

BABY J
11-10-2009, 09:25 PM
I get it --- no1 is posting anymore bc they are stealing my MoJo. LOL

That's not even the half - LOL

cm7k24
11-10-2009, 09:27 PM
I get it --- no1 is posting anymore bc they are stealing my MoJo. LOL

That's not even the half - LOL

i'll post,

just to let you know im not stealin your MoJo :ninja:

BABY J
11-10-2009, 09:29 PM
i'll post,

just to let you know im not stealin your MoJo :ninja:


< as you immediately go back to stealing my mojo> :ninja:

cm7k24
11-10-2009, 09:31 PM
< as you immediately go back to stealing my mojo> :ninja:
i could be doing on my chair as im talking to you :cheers:

BABY J
11-10-2009, 09:33 PM
LMFAO!!!!

On a serious note - women like men who are in control. One of the simplest things you can do to get the "awe factor" is put a bitch in a position she has never been in. (one that works for her tho). Instant Hero.

But if u pop too fast...

Instant Zero. :ninja:

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 09:35 PM
I'm King Freak. I've tried them all. Funnest night you can ever have is to put the laptop on the bed and try these one by one. It's like Twister w/ an orgasm.... :idb: You little dick dudes might not get to do all of them - but it's worth the effort. LOL
So true about little dick dudes :yes:


haha like i said, you gotta change it up some.
regular 69 gets old so do it sideways, standing, etc :thinking:
Didn't know there were so many ways to do the 69. Can't imagine doing it standing up though :no:

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 09:36 PM
LMFAO!!!!

On a serious note - women like men who are in control. One of the simplest things you can do to get the "awe factor" is put a bitch in a position she has never been in. (one that works for her tho). Instant Hero.

But if u pop too fast...

Instant Zero. :ninja:
QFTMT!!!!!!!!!!!

I like a man in control :goodjob:

cm7k24
11-10-2009, 09:41 PM
LMFAO!!!!

On a serious note - women like men who are in control. One of the simplest things you can do to get the "awe factor" is put a bitch in a position she has never been in. (one that works for her tho). Instant Hero.

But if u pop too fast...

Instant Zero. :ninja:

hahah, that's a no brainer. pretty sad if the women is controlling, ex (doing the 69 standing style as she holds you):fightpig:

BluesClues
11-10-2009, 09:48 PM
^^^ A woman that could hold a man? Too many things wrong with that there lol

cm7k24
11-10-2009, 09:49 PM
lol i know.

amandDA
11-10-2009, 10:12 PM
LMFAO!!!!

On a serious note - women like men who are in control. One of the simplest things you can do to get the "awe factor" is put a bitch in a position she has never been in. (one that works for her tho). Instant Hero.

But if u pop too fast...

Instant Zero. :ninja:
:lmfao:

RedGTS
11-11-2009, 07:57 AM
lolz, repped

Hundo®
11-11-2009, 09:49 AM
i laughed at wank like an egyptian.. the rest was just not very fun to me.

DustnU
11-11-2009, 10:29 AM
maybe i will give details tomorrow :lmfao::boobies::lmfao:

So details.........:goodjob:

Double_0_Rusty
11-11-2009, 12:58 PM
lol