mocha latte cupcake
11-06-2009, 08:41 AM
well its been a while since i've written one cause... well... after my last ticket you remember don't you,,,
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1168/536756468_6c41a9c956.jpg?v=0
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http://www.indybay.org/uploads/2008/03/10/klan-cops.jpg
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http://jackiemv.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/taze.jpg
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http://www.uky.edu/Police/images/TrafficTicket.jpg
anyways, along with our story. so this whole week i've been being easy with the car, its back to stock minus the stereo, and well gas mileage in a S2000 ain't easy... so short shifting and 55 mph cruising is muh freenz.
Well today was starting off nice enough i came outside and i saw this...
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-ceiling-cat-cloud.jpg
so automatically i know that this is going to be a glorious day as ceiling cat has pour'd out his blessing upon me and given me a great omen for victory so early in the day!
so i walk over and get into haley.. the usual
http://images.automotive.com/reviews/images/02hondas2000.jpg
drop the top, put on teh hoodie, crank the heat and pump the volume.. today song was
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC0QAIbq3gg
for those interested in following the story a little more accurately! :goodjob:
as i creep out of the neighborhood short shifting like georgie in his mustang on ice, i realize there is something in the air....? ANTHRAX?!? no yousef is @ sema... hmm... perhaps.. *gasp* :eek: i know that feeling!!!!
BOOM JM ANIME MODE ENGAGE!!!!!!
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Speed-Racer-speed-racer-485532_701_576.jpg
WHOA! racing gear... now i KNOW today is going to be a great day! IKUZO!!!!!
with a flick of the throttle and a release of the clutch everything around me goes super anime race mode! whats this?! the Hilton Head Touge battle stage has been set but where is my opponent?!
AN 86?!?!? he's right on my tail!
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q163/brian_shujiefini/initial%20d/ap1_ae86_2-stage4_ep22.jpg
after a few moments of racing tails swinging wide, tires screaming within an inch of their life, and smoke blotting out the sun we decided this could only be settled one way... NINJA STYLE! so we ran to the nearest roof top... with a swift Bushido Kenpo Ju JITSU leg thrust boom! HEADSHOT OFF TEH ROOF WITH YOU!
http://www.pablik.pl/img/info/Mirrors-Edge-duze.jpg
back in the car we go!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_asZ1ez5lMZ8/R59QDWhDcEI/AAAAAAAABCw/KJ25XP9uYuo/s400/Speed-Racer-Go-Speed-Posters.jpg
now for the main stage.
wait... INTERMISSION!
http://i38.tinypic.com/33a9nd2.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/1zbqbfd.jpg
AND SHE SAID, THATS NOT MY DOG THATS MY SHIFT KNOB! hahahahah *sigh* that one never gets old :lmfao:
as i rolled to the light i noticed there was something coming up behind me...
http://ll.needforspeed.com/u/f/eagames/NFS/needforspeed.com/images/news/Which_car/Cobalt_SS1.jpg
:ninja: i could see it was joey reach around and his buddy pillow biter tommy... tools. they think just cause they have that Supercharger they are any match for My Ninjitsu Blade of corner carving superiority know affectionatly in the hokkaido province as
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this poor little ketchup ladden hotdog was about to become well... :ninja: a tofu taco :goodjob:
he revs the engine slightly... looking over to see if i'm game. now Up til this point in the week i'd say haley saw over 4000 rpm.... maybe... none. So she was feelin a bit frosty and a ready to go!
he rolled down his window and as i heard what he said i felt haley start to sink lower into a valley of anger and hate....he said, "whats the matter afraid of a little boost? your little girlie honda can't keep up with american meow mix?"
that was it... he done done it now.
http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7949862511/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/15/angermanagementME.jpg
I told him, he better hope his butt buddy didn't weight too much cause i'm about to drag him down this road like a ragdoll and eat that kitten under his hood for breakfast...
http://lolcats.com/images/u/07/34/lolcatsdotcom3x26wat1f2fl5kv5.jpg
he didn't seem to pleased about me tell him his passenger was a backdoor betty and his car has about as much balls and a neutered golden retreiver... i rolled up my window and patiently watched the opposing light... he contined to pitch the supercharger into a over worked whine up and down the rev range. I can only imagine he thought those Kumho ASX's on his shiny little rims were going to save him on cold asphault vs my dunlop direzza star specs... amateur.
i glanced over across the intersection.....
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/business/realestate/blog/YellowLightSmall.jpg
lets do this...
http://autos.augusta.com/images/reviews/2004/08/scanlan_080604_3_400.jpg
and....
http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/10/24/home_greenlight_pic.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3045/2697795471_859f3815da.jpg?v=0
GET GET GET IT! BOOM 1st gear seems none existant... the revs scream well past vtec engagement, 1/4 car...
*shift*
2nd... he's got traction now and he's with me... still hanging onto that quarter lead...8,200 maybe another 1/8 car.. here comes the money maker!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3211/2988129653_c378b8ac54.jpg
3rd! like an explosion from all four cylinders Vtec engages silently but like a thousand test pipes 1 car full lead... i can see the look of shock on their faces...
http://11.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUesmfsx4CCAVCz6ao1_400.png
he knows what just happened....
vtec just kicked in....y0.
i know i have him but there is no point in letting injury go unpunished... time to add insult...
keep going by 110 i got a good 2 1/2 or more on him and shut down...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5RnIlHp1p6c/SnumbydHrRI/AAAAAAAAClE/uUaY6KvZnyU/s400/funny-pictures-ninja-cat-attacks.jpg
lets just say he never got near me til the next light in which he proceeded to make the nearest right hand turn without making eye contact...
as i left the revs slowly work their way down all i can feel was the sense of accomplishment that had just fallen over haley... another one tries... and another one bites the dust! POSE TIME!
http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/giant-heart-asian.jpg :goodjob:
reaching the finish line alot less tense, way mo happy and even more excited... i got my trophies and enjoyed the glorious prize awaiting me.
http://ll.speedhunters.com/u/f/eagames/NFS/speedhunters.com/Images/AntonioAlvendia/Japan/Super%20GT%20Suzuka%202008/RaceQueens/IMG_2854%20copy_.jpg
thank you. and this has been a jm story.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1168/536756468_6c41a9c956.jpg?v=0
+
http://www.indybay.org/uploads/2008/03/10/klan-cops.jpg
+
http://jackiemv.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/taze.jpg
=
http://www.uky.edu/Police/images/TrafficTicket.jpg
anyways, along with our story. so this whole week i've been being easy with the car, its back to stock minus the stereo, and well gas mileage in a S2000 ain't easy... so short shifting and 55 mph cruising is muh freenz.
Well today was starting off nice enough i came outside and i saw this...
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-ceiling-cat-cloud.jpg
so automatically i know that this is going to be a glorious day as ceiling cat has pour'd out his blessing upon me and given me a great omen for victory so early in the day!
so i walk over and get into haley.. the usual
http://images.automotive.com/reviews/images/02hondas2000.jpg
drop the top, put on teh hoodie, crank the heat and pump the volume.. today song was
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC0QAIbq3gg
for those interested in following the story a little more accurately! :goodjob:
as i creep out of the neighborhood short shifting like georgie in his mustang on ice, i realize there is something in the air....? ANTHRAX?!? no yousef is @ sema... hmm... perhaps.. *gasp* :eek: i know that feeling!!!!
BOOM JM ANIME MODE ENGAGE!!!!!!
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Speed-Racer-speed-racer-485532_701_576.jpg
WHOA! racing gear... now i KNOW today is going to be a great day! IKUZO!!!!!
with a flick of the throttle and a release of the clutch everything around me goes super anime race mode! whats this?! the Hilton Head Touge battle stage has been set but where is my opponent?!
AN 86?!?!? he's right on my tail!
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q163/brian_shujiefini/initial%20d/ap1_ae86_2-stage4_ep22.jpg
after a few moments of racing tails swinging wide, tires screaming within an inch of their life, and smoke blotting out the sun we decided this could only be settled one way... NINJA STYLE! so we ran to the nearest roof top... with a swift Bushido Kenpo Ju JITSU leg thrust boom! HEADSHOT OFF TEH ROOF WITH YOU!
http://www.pablik.pl/img/info/Mirrors-Edge-duze.jpg
back in the car we go!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_asZ1ez5lMZ8/R59QDWhDcEI/AAAAAAAABCw/KJ25XP9uYuo/s400/Speed-Racer-Go-Speed-Posters.jpg
now for the main stage.
wait... INTERMISSION!
http://i38.tinypic.com/33a9nd2.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/1zbqbfd.jpg
AND SHE SAID, THATS NOT MY DOG THATS MY SHIFT KNOB! hahahahah *sigh* that one never gets old :lmfao:
as i rolled to the light i noticed there was something coming up behind me...
http://ll.needforspeed.com/u/f/eagames/NFS/needforspeed.com/images/news/Which_car/Cobalt_SS1.jpg
:ninja: i could see it was joey reach around and his buddy pillow biter tommy... tools. they think just cause they have that Supercharger they are any match for My Ninjitsu Blade of corner carving superiority know affectionatly in the hokkaido province as
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/herbert_spliffington/bluesteel.gif
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
http://i29.tinypic.com/208gnit.jpg
this poor little ketchup ladden hotdog was about to become well... :ninja: a tofu taco :goodjob:
he revs the engine slightly... looking over to see if i'm game. now Up til this point in the week i'd say haley saw over 4000 rpm.... maybe... none. So she was feelin a bit frosty and a ready to go!
he rolled down his window and as i heard what he said i felt haley start to sink lower into a valley of anger and hate....he said, "whats the matter afraid of a little boost? your little girlie honda can't keep up with american meow mix?"
that was it... he done done it now.
http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7949862511/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/15/angermanagementME.jpg
I told him, he better hope his butt buddy didn't weight too much cause i'm about to drag him down this road like a ragdoll and eat that kitten under his hood for breakfast...
http://lolcats.com/images/u/07/34/lolcatsdotcom3x26wat1f2fl5kv5.jpg
he didn't seem to pleased about me tell him his passenger was a backdoor betty and his car has about as much balls and a neutered golden retreiver... i rolled up my window and patiently watched the opposing light... he contined to pitch the supercharger into a over worked whine up and down the rev range. I can only imagine he thought those Kumho ASX's on his shiny little rims were going to save him on cold asphault vs my dunlop direzza star specs... amateur.
i glanced over across the intersection.....
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/business/realestate/blog/YellowLightSmall.jpg
lets do this...
http://autos.augusta.com/images/reviews/2004/08/scanlan_080604_3_400.jpg
and....
http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/10/24/home_greenlight_pic.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3045/2697795471_859f3815da.jpg?v=0
GET GET GET IT! BOOM 1st gear seems none existant... the revs scream well past vtec engagement, 1/4 car...
*shift*
2nd... he's got traction now and he's with me... still hanging onto that quarter lead...8,200 maybe another 1/8 car.. here comes the money maker!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3211/2988129653_c378b8ac54.jpg
3rd! like an explosion from all four cylinders Vtec engages silently but like a thousand test pipes 1 car full lead... i can see the look of shock on their faces...
http://11.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUesmfsx4CCAVCz6ao1_400.png
he knows what just happened....
vtec just kicked in....y0.
i know i have him but there is no point in letting injury go unpunished... time to add insult...
keep going by 110 i got a good 2 1/2 or more on him and shut down...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5RnIlHp1p6c/SnumbydHrRI/AAAAAAAAClE/uUaY6KvZnyU/s400/funny-pictures-ninja-cat-attacks.jpg
lets just say he never got near me til the next light in which he proceeded to make the nearest right hand turn without making eye contact...
as i left the revs slowly work their way down all i can feel was the sense of accomplishment that had just fallen over haley... another one tries... and another one bites the dust! POSE TIME!
http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/giant-heart-asian.jpg :goodjob:
reaching the finish line alot less tense, way mo happy and even more excited... i got my trophies and enjoyed the glorious prize awaiting me.
http://ll.speedhunters.com/u/f/eagames/NFS/speedhunters.com/Images/AntonioAlvendia/Japan/Super%20GT%20Suzuka%202008/RaceQueens/IMG_2854%20copy_.jpg
thank you. and this has been a jm story.