I was offered a BLACK CARD.

[Kevykev]

Then I noticed it was a VISA black card, Not AMEX.

Damn Copycats

:(

[oneSLOWex]

http://www.ep.tc/problems/seven/thats_racist.gif


LOL

[AnthonyF]

I has a Black AMEX.

No Black VISA. WTF.

-Ant.

[Kevykev]

http://www.ep.tc/problems/seven/thats_racist.gif


LOL

I've had an AMEX business Gold card for years so I thought I was like, part of the elite or something.

I wasn't :no:

[MeFryRice]

I has a Black AMEX.

No Black VISA. WTF.

-Ant.

:rolleyes:

The qualifications to receive that are really high. Unless your putting all the company expenses on it, I highly doubt that.

[AnthonyF]

:rolleyes:

The qualifications to receive that are really high. Unless your putting all the company expenses on it, I highly doubt that.

Don't worry about me. ;)

-Ant.

[ISAtlanta300]

I has a Black AMEX.

No Black VISA. WTF.

-Ant.

Pics, or it's a lie.

[AirMax95]

I have a black visa, so......


Na---nanna---na na

[ISAtlanta300]

Then I noticed it was a VISA black card, Not AMEX.

Damn Copycats

:(

LOL it still carries a $495 annual fee......

But yea... it's more for posers..... doesn't compare to the AMEX Black card...

[Nemesis]

:rolleyes:

The qualifications to receive that are really high. Unless your putting all the company expenses on it, I highly doubt that.

havent you heard anthonyf is the most ballinist mother fucker on IA.












:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[amandDA]

Then I noticed it was a VISA black card, Not AMEX.

Damn Copycats

:(

denied lol:(

[deathrex]

My dad has the black AMEX. I'm always like let me barrow it. He dosent trust me. I have the gold AMEX ive always been happy with them as my card service. Ive never heard of the black visa though, i dont trust it...

[civic gsr]

...........................

[TheGodfather]

Difference between a black card and a gold card?

A gold card will maybe get you tickets to a Jonas Brothers concert.

A black card will get each one of them sucking your dick.

[AnthonyF]

Pics, or it's a lie.
Hang on, lemme google the picture I put on google.


havent you heard AnthonyF is the most ballinist mother fucker on IA. Precisely.

-Ant.

[Njobe]

i got a green card :ninja:

[matthewAPM]

lulz^

[MeFryRice]

Ive never heard of the black visa though, i dont trust it...

Here you go...

http://www.luxuryplastic.com/wp-content/uploads/visa_black_card_vs_amex_centurion_card_front-1023x361.jpg

http://www.luxuryplastic.com/visa-black-card/


Barclay’s launches their Visa Black Card competing directly with the American Express Centurion card. The Visa Black Card which is made out of carbon graphite, and includes similar benefits to the Centurion Card such as Priority Pass. Currently “Limited to 1% of US Residents” but criteria is currently yet to be clarified (when I called 12/2).

*1% cash back on purchases or $1 = 1 points that can redeemed for travel anytime
* 24-Hour Concierge Service
* Exclusive Rewards Program
* Luxury Gifts
* Patent Pending Carbon Graphite
* Annual Fee $495

[uproot]

http://www.blackcard.com

For those who demand only the best of what life has to offer, the exclusive Visa Black Card is for you.
The Black Card is not just another piece of plastic. Made with carbon, it is the ultimate buying tool.

The Black Card is not for everyone. In fact, it is limited to only 1% of U.S. residents to ensure the
highest caliber of personal service is provided to every Cardmember.

Become a Black Card member today and enjoy our 24-hour world class Concierge Service ready
to assist you with all your business, travel and leisure needs.

[Njobe]

so they charge you $495 a year just to have it?

[MeFryRice]

Yup. Royalty comes with a price. It's cheaper then Amex's $2,500 annual fee for their black card.

[uproot]

Royalty? LOL

[Njobe]

thx i'll stick with the green card

[Glides]

I got a Visa Check card, I took a marker and drew a black line on it and when people ask, I tell em it's my custom Black Line card.

All a Black Card says about you is that you pay....ALOT to use other peoples money.

[uproot]

I got a Visa Check card, I took a marker and drew a black line on it and when people ask, I tell em it's my custom Black Line card.

All a Black Card says about you is that you pay....ALOT to use other peoples money.

Yeah and you don't impress anyone when you use one. LOL

As a retailer I could care less about the kind of card people use.

[Jiggity96]

my old boss had a amex black card

and i must say it does make for better party

[collins]

Lol tard-a-riffic! I'm good with my gold wacovia/visa card lol.

[D3UC3S]

gold....black....HA:lmao:

Platinum Motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!! Suntrust platinum.....Fuck your card.

/sarcasm

[toph]

Cheaper than most status symbols

[.blank cd]

Those AMEX cards dont swipe through anything. So damn thick

[SmackedInATL]

Credit cards are for suckers.

[TSiFTW]

Credit cards are for suckers.

Amen to that!

[Elbow]

I has a Black AMEX.

No Black VISA. WTF.

-Ant.

If you did you wouldn't be posting on IA. Nice try.

[AnthonyF]

If you did you wouldn't be posting on IA. Nice try.
You truly are a tool of society.

-Ant.

[OG-Skinny]

as a retailer, I'd like to see an AMEX black card, or amex period. It's the best card for us to see. 99.99% of my customers don't do a charge back or file a stolen card report.

Oh yea, and for a 2500 fee to use the black card, is cheap for any black card holder. After all, anything you use that card for, business wise, is a tax write off.

[Kevykev]

LOL it still carries a $495 annual fee......

But yea... it's more for posers..... doesn't compare to the AMEX Black card...

I threw it in the trash, shit came in a special envelope an everything


denied lol:(

Gladly


Here you go...

http://www.luxuryplastic.com/wp-content/uploads/visa_black_card_vs_amex_centurion_card_front-1023x361.jpg

http://www.luxuryplastic.com/visa-black-card/

Good Stuff


I got a Visa Check card, I took a marker and drew a black line on it and when people ask, I tell em it's my custom Black Line card.

All a Black Card says about you is that you pay....ALOT to use other peoples money.


Hahaa True

[slostang]

Those AMEX cards dont swipe through anything. So damn thick

indeed. one of my customers at work uses an amex black card and we always have to manually enter the numbers.

[ISAtlanta300]

as a retailer, I'd like to see an AMEX black card, or amex period. It's the best card for us to see. 99.99% of my customers don't do a charge back or file a stolen card report.

Oh yea, and for a 2500 fee to use the black card, is cheap for any black card holder. After all, anything you use that card for, business wise, is a tax write off.

You forgot the $ 5000 fee to get 'initiated'.

That's right, your first bill would be $ 7500 just in fee's.

[ISAtlanta300]

Yup. Royalty comes with a price. It's cheaper then Amex's $2,500 annual fee for their black card.

Or you can just get the Amex Platinum card. Same features and similar bling status for same annual fee (about $ 450).

I has one.....

[ironchef]

Held a black AMEX card once, it was heavy! Made out of titanium and it wouldn't run through the credit card scanner, lulz.

[LizBiz]

I'm shittin
Bricks
All white bricks
Off white bricks
Light tan bricks
Just ate some ham, For 50 more bricks
Stomach hurttin like a bitch, shittin all these bricks!!!

[IndianStig]

Fuck AMEX, charge businesses way too fucking much.


Discover, VISA, MC all the way.

[S2KJD]

i gotten the visa offer as well which just means we have really good credit so thats cool for what it represents :goodjob:

as far as the amex black card goes dont you HAVE to spend like 500k a year on it?

[OG-Skinny]

Fuck AMEX, charge businesses way too fucking much.


Discover, VISA, MC all the way.

Yes they charge alot to swipe them, but in the long run, Most (99 out of 100) customers that use it never file a complaint, or charge back of some BS.

I'd gladly accept an AMEX over a visa/MC anyday.

[SLOWR/T]

i gotten the visa offer as well which just means we have really good credit so thats cool for what it represents :goodjob:

as far as the amex black card goes dont you HAVE to spend like 500k a year on it?

You have to spend 250K on it in a year to keep it.

[Kevykev]

My Gold Card is ENOUGH for me. Just got back from mexico, one charge was $41 too high.

"I'll take care of it, no need to file a dispute"

My bill is usually around $500-$2,000 per month with no lates, they look out big time.

[man]

Who the fuck cares what kinda card you got, someone said the Black Visa's for posers... SO IS THE BLACK AMEX. It says I'm important even if no one knows who you are. Mother fucker if you really were important you wouldn't even need ID...

lol, /philosophical quip of the day

[SleepingTalon]

You have to spend 250K on it in a year to keep it.

Nope, it's 250k, and you just have to do it once (at least that's what it was a few years ago). I was right under the 250k, and never even realized that I could just call them, and have them send me a black card. Now I've cut a bunch of company expenses, so I don't spend enough (not right now at least). My friend knew and got his sent to him though. Hand delivered to his doorstep in this nice box. It's pretty cool when you bust it out at the strip club, as we've done that a few times, lol.

[AllTheDude]

I thought amex changed it to red. I know PDiddy has a red one...Yeah my wife got a black visa add in the mail...She's unemployed.

[Elbow]

Who the fuck cares what kinda card you got, someone said the Black Visa's for posers... SO IS THE BLACK AMEX. It says I'm important even if no one knows who you are. Mother fucker if you really were important you wouldn't even need ID...

lol, /philosophical quip of the day

You are jealous of everyone on this site aren't you?

[man]

You are jealous of everyone on this site aren't you?

Yup
Wait, who on here has an Amex Black?

[PSINXS]

:rolleyes:

The qualifications to receive that are really high. Unless your putting all the company expenses on it, I highly doubt that.

anthony's family got money. Black Card would be wrong for them not to have.

[Kevykev]

Black Cars, Black Cards, All black... EVERYTHING!!!


(1 out of 4 will get that one)

[1SICKLEX]

Yeah probably a black Orchard Visa :D

[Catnip]

Black Cars, Black Cards, All black... EVERYTHING!!!


(1 out of 4 will get that one)



I got it. LOL

[ISAtlanta300]

Who the fuck cares what kinda card you got, someone said the Black Visa's for posers... SO IS THE BLACK AMEX. It says I'm important even if no one knows who you are. Mother fucker if you really were important you wouldn't even need ID...

lol, /philosophical quip of the day

No, The Black Visa is for posers because it is offered to pretty much everyone with good credit.

The Amex Black Card is by invitation only. And it takes a LOT to even be considered for one.

[masonhenson]

i have a capital one visa with a 2250 dollar limit that is maxed out...

being 20 and living on your own FTMFL

[DB4LYFE ™]

i have a capital one visa with a 2250 dollar limit that is maxed out...

being 20 and living on your own FTMFL


Livin at home FTMFW!:goodjob:

~DB4LYFE