Islamic toilet etiqutte

[STI101]

Found this on the web today and thought it was kinda funny.

The Islamic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam) faith has particular rules regarding personal hygiene when going to the toilet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet). This code is known as Qadaa al-Haajah.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-MSA-0)[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-IT-1)
Issues of chirality, such as whether one uses the left or right hand and the foot used to step into or out of toilet areas, are derived from hadith (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadith) sources.[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-2) The only issue which the Qur'an (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qur%27an) mentions is the one of washing one's hands especially following going to the toilet which is mentioned in verse 5:6 (http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Holy_Qur%27an_%28Maulana_Muhammad_Ali%29/5._The_Food#5:6).

Rules

A Muslim must first find an acceptable place away from standing water, or people's pathways or shade.[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-3) They must then enter the area with the left foot,[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-maalik-4) facing neither towards nor away from the Al-Qiblah (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Qiblah).[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-MSA-0)
While on the toilet, one must remain silent. Talking, answering greetings or greeting others is forbidden.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-MSA-0) When defecating together, two men cannot converse, nor look at each others private parts.[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-5) A man should not touch his private parts with the right hand,[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-6) instead using the left hand for touching private parts.[8] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-Mishkat.2C_1.185-7)[9] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-8)[10] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-9)[11] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-10)[12] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-11)[13] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-12)


The Islamic prophet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophets_of_Islam) Muhammad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad) specified that one should use an odd number of stones to clean the anal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_cleansing) orifice after defecation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation) and then proceed to a different location to wash it with water. Use of toilet paper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper) in place of stones is now thought acceptable, but washing with water is still needed for purity.[14] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-13) When leaving the toilet, one must leave with the right foot,[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-maalik-4) and also say a prayer - "Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-MSA-0)


Can anyone vouch for this?


http://images.veer.com/IMG/PIMG/SIP/SIP2011542_P.JPG

[VQ35 Star]

hhahahahah what the fuck?

[STI101]

hhahahahah what the fuck?

I know right:lmfao:

[VQ35 Star]

"Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."

thats the funniest part lol

[Psycho]

"Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."

thats the funniest part lol
When you're dropping bombs, you gotta praise Allah

[Maverick]

l o l

[Njobe]

it's funny how everyone can make of muslims but when muslims make fun of other religions everyone gets their panties in a wad.

[Bajjani]

Just to clarify, for those who fail to release, Allah is not a muslim God but the arabic word meaning God.

[VooDooXII]

Stones? Really? Ouch. :no:

[mocha latte cupcake]

it's funny how everyone can make of muslims but when muslims make fun of other religions everyone gets their panties in a wad.

take a number... christianity is still 5X more made fun of. :goodjob:

[02SloWrx]

Just to clarify, for those who fail to release, Allah is not a muslim God but the arabic word meaning God.

Our god is called Allah. He has 99 names not just one, and Allah is one of them.

http://www.islamicity.com/Mosque/99names.htm

learn something.

[Bajjani]

Our god is called Allah. He has 99 names not just one, and Allah is one of them.

http://www.islamicity.com/Mosque/99names.htm

learn something.

I mean, that is like saying, I call my Dad, Dad. That is one of his names. Fuckstick.

[STI101]

it's funny how everyone can make of muslims but when muslims make fun of other religions everyone gets their panties in a wad.


I didnt mean to put this here as a joke or to make fun of someone's religion. I just have never heard anything like this before and found it pretty interesting. I definitely think people need to lighten up on funny stereotypes. As long as your not saying anything to offensive there is no need to "get your panites in a wad." .....just sayin :gay:

[Psycho]

Stones? Really? Ouch. :no:
That's right, and they're made out of coral

[Njobe]

take a number... christianity is still 5X more made fun of. :goodjob:
look at that i got ticket #1

[Njobe]

and no i do not know any muslim that follows that...

[Echonova]

When leaving the toilet, one must leave with the right foot,[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-maalik-4) and also say a prayer - "Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-MSA-0)



Just to clarify, for those who fail to release, Allah is not a muslim God but the arabic word meaning God.If you fail to release, are you still filthy? I mean, you tried. You just need more fiber.


That's right, and they're made out of coralSeriously, my butthole just puckered at the thought of that.

[98blackcivic]

i jus dump and get off the toiletsky
fuck wiping, thats for white ppl

[Bajjani]

If you fail to release, are you still filthy? I mean, you tried. You just need more fiber.

ownt
typo from tryin to go to fast
touche sir

[TRDwasiq]

Found this on the web today and thought it was kinda funny.

The Islamic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam) faith has particular rules regarding personal hygiene when going to the toilet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet). This code is known as Qadaa al-Haajah.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-MSA-0)[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-IT-1)
Issues of chirality, such as whether one uses the left or right hand and the foot used to step into or out of toilet areas, are derived from hadith (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadith) sources.[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-2) The only issue which the Qur'an (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qur%27an) mentions is the one of washing one's hands especially following going to the toilet which is mentioned in verse 5:6 (http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Holy_Qur%27an_%28Maulana_Muhammad_Ali%29/5._The_Food#5:6).

Rules

A Muslim must first find an acceptable place away from standing water, or people's pathways or shade.[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-3) They must then enter the area with the left foot,[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-maalik-4) facing neither towards nor away from the Al-Qiblah (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Qiblah).[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-MSA-0)
While on the toilet, one must remain silent. Talking, answering greetings or greeting others is forbidden.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-MSA-0) When defecating together, two men cannot converse, nor look at each others private parts.[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-5) A man should not touch his private parts with the right hand,[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-6) instead using the left hand for touching private parts.[8] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-Mishkat.2C_1.185-7)[9] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-8)[10] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-9)[11] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-10)[12] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-11)[13] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-12)


The Islamic prophet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophets_of_Islam) Muhammad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad) specified that one should use an odd number of stones to clean the anal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_cleansing) orifice after defecation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation) and then proceed to a different location to wash it with water. Use of toilet paper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper) in place of stones is now thought acceptable, but washing with water is still needed for purity.[14] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-13) When leaving the toilet, one must leave with the right foot,[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-maalik-4) and also say a prayer - "Praise be to Allah who relieved me of the filth and gave me relief."[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette#cite_note-MSA-0)


Can anyone vouch for this?


http://images.veer.com/IMG/PIMG/SIP/SIP2011542_P.JPG

SO YOU FOUND THIS FUNNY?

[98blackcivic]

ppl are used to the whole toilet paper thing and all that...so ofcourse its gonna be shocking when you hear what other ppl are doing...im sure the person started this thread was tryna get a big laugh out of defaming islam.....
nice job

[Echonova]

ownt
typo from tryin to go to fast
touche sir:cheers: I knew what you meant, but it was too good to pass up.

Gotta spread it around before I can get you again.

[Vteckidd]

i knew a bunch of muslims in college, mainly Jordanians and a Palestinian. They lived with a friend of mine who was white and i would go over there every once in awhile. One time i was over there drinking and took a piss in their bathroom and saw this funny looking jug next to the toilet. it was full of water, almost like something you water plants with. I was like theres no fucking plants in here wtf.

So i was like "yo brad wtf is that thing in the bathroom"

He started laughing and hes like "thats their ass jug"

I was like WTF they had to explain to me that they use water not toilet paper. Apparently in their culture its dirty to use toilet paper as that just "spreads the filth around". Water cleanses or some shit, literally.

Made no sense to me, then they were like "when you are dirty do you take a shower, or just rub yourself with a towel?"

Makes sense, but ass jug just made me LOL

[02SloWrx]

^^


hahahhahaahhahahhahahahhaah good story.

[98blackcivic]

yea i got one of those...