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Hundo®
11-03-2009, 12:20 PM
Some of you girls are getting mouthy... and somewhere along the line in your existence here at IA, you mistakenly were given the idea that you're actually entitled to an opinion.

So... it's a rather simple:


MAMMARIES OR FARE THEE WELL.



that is all.

thegovanator
11-03-2009, 12:46 PM
Lol

TRDwasiq
11-03-2009, 12:51 PM
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 12:52 PM
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/tits_or_gtfo.jpg

Elbow
11-03-2009, 12:52 PM
Guys who act like this are 100% virgins and single.

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 12:53 PM
Guys who act like this are 100% virgins and single.

and above all, closet homosexuals.

Maniacc
11-03-2009, 12:54 PM
kayfunk is destined to become a star poster one day. He has the touch.

Elbow
11-03-2009, 12:57 PM
and above all, closet homosexuals.

Cool, you just admitted you're a closet homosexual. I still have the same respect for you, -493853.

lanning
11-03-2009, 12:57 PM
Some of you girls are getting mouthy...
who is giving out mouthy

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 12:58 PM
Cool, you just admitted you're a closet homosexual. I still have the same respect for you, -493853.

There is no admission of guilt. Just my sarcastic reply to your over used "joke". However, this is large evidence of you being a complete imbecile with every post you make.

On another note, whether or not you respect me holds no bearing on anything I do. I would go further to earn the respect of a cockroach than you.

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 12:59 PM
who is giving out mouthy


i LOL'd so hard at work.. hahahahaha

Elbow
11-03-2009, 01:02 PM
There is no admission of guilt. Just my sarcastic reply to your over used "joke". However, this is large evidence of you being a complete imbecile with every post you make.

On another note, whether or not you respect me holds no bearing on anything I do. I would go further to earn the respect of a cockroach than you.

You're nothing at life until I hold respect for you. You remember that, guido.

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 01:03 PM
You're nothing at life until I hold respect for you. You remember that, guido.

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs055.snc3/14254_524802071116_83501046_30888407_4853299_n.jpg

halloween 2009. find me and win a million dollars.

Bajjani
11-03-2009, 01:06 PM
from the left, the fourth one, including the guard

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 01:07 PM
from the left, the fourth one, including the guard

fuck.. you pegged me instantly. this is bullshit. i call shenanigans.

Jason..
11-03-2009, 01:08 PM
and above all, closet homosexuals.
Im never hangin out with you again..

isa2o3
11-03-2009, 01:09 PM
Guys who act like this are 100% virgins and single.

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 01:10 PM
Im never hangin out with you again..


because you're gay and I gay bash? that's cool, I understand man.

Jason..
11-03-2009, 01:12 PM
because you're gay and I gay bash? that's cool, I understand man.
You just admitted u were a "closit Homo"..seriously I hate you.

lanning
11-03-2009, 01:14 PM
so are roxie and ilovemyhonda giving out mouthy or not

ilovemyhonda.
11-03-2009, 01:17 PM
equal rights.. equal rights..

roxie911
11-03-2009, 01:18 PM
Im never hangin out with you again..

cool...more time for us to hang out LOLOLOL

ilovemyhonda.
11-03-2009, 01:19 PM
cool...more time for us to hang out LOLOLOL


don't try sneaking in his room, you will hurt yourself.

Jason..
11-03-2009, 01:20 PM
cool...more time for us to hang out LOLOLOL
LOL If u ever come home...

lanning
11-03-2009, 01:20 PM
cool...more time for us to hang out LOLOLOL


don't try sneaking in his room, you will hurt yourself.

both of yall get back in the fuggin kitchen..... NOW :taun:

Jason..
11-03-2009, 01:21 PM
don't try sneaking in his room, you will hurt yourself.
:ninja:..

Elbow
11-03-2009, 01:29 PM
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs055.snc3/14254_524802071116_83501046_30888407_4853299_n.jpg

halloween 2009. find me and win a million dollars.

Closeup

http://www.guidofistpump.com/guido%20pix/GuidoOompa.jpg

BluesClues
11-03-2009, 01:48 PM
Guys who act like this are 100% virgins and single.
QFT!

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 01:49 PM
QFT!

i could probably have sex with you if i told you there was a dollar bill in it for you. you should probably shut up.

BluesClues
11-03-2009, 01:50 PM
Closeup

http://www.guidofistpump.com/guido%20pix/GuidoOompa.jpg
:upchuck:
People actually look like this! :eek: That is just sick!

Elbow
11-03-2009, 01:51 PM
:upchuck:
People actually look like this! :eek: That is just sick!

Guy to the far right is Hundo.

FAM0U5
11-03-2009, 01:52 PM
hmmm

BluesClues
11-03-2009, 01:53 PM
Guy to the far right is Hundo.
:lmfao::lmfao::gay:

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 02:08 PM
:lmfao::lmfao::gay:

he's fantasizing about which one he wants to be me. I in fact look nothing like that.

BluesClues
11-03-2009, 02:10 PM
lulz

Elbow
11-03-2009, 02:10 PM
he's fantasizing about which one he wants to be me. I in fact look nothing like that.

Actually you kind of do.......just not AS tan.

roxie911
11-03-2009, 02:14 PM
Actually you kind of do.......just not AS tan.

Uhm...not really.

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 02:15 PM
Actually you kind of do.......just not AS tan.

im not tan hardly at all. i don't have black hair. i don't spike my hair. i don't pout my lips. i don't have the "i'm on roids" bone structure. i don't dress like a guido. where is this "kind of" coming from?

Elbow
11-03-2009, 02:18 PM
im not tan hardly at all. i don't have black hair. i don't spike my hair. i don't pout my lips. i don't have the "i'm on roids" bone structure. i don't dress like a guido. where is this "kind of" coming from?

You wear your hair poofy high, may not be spiked. You do have the bone structure, the picture posing thing, the clothes, etc.

Roxie, god damn, get off this guys nuts already you're his biggest leg humper.

BluesClues
11-03-2009, 02:20 PM
Lots of lulz in this thread :D

ilovemyhonda.
11-03-2009, 02:22 PM
IA guys are super oober gay!

roxie911
11-03-2009, 02:25 PM
You wear your hair poofy high, may not be spiked. You do have the bone structure, the picture posing thing, the clothes, etc.

Roxie, god damn, get off this guys nuts already you're his biggest leg humper.

How is it leg humping when I'm saying that he looks nothing like that??

Elbow
11-03-2009, 02:28 PM
How is it leg humping when I'm saying that he looks nothing like that??

You have posted around numerous times sticking up for him lol.

roxie911
11-03-2009, 02:30 PM
You have posted around numerous times sticking up for him lol.

LOL maybe when he was xxbckiexx because that shit was funny as hell. Other than that, I'm pretty sure I don't.

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 02:31 PM
You wear your hair poofy high, may not be spiked. You do have the bone structure, the picture posing thing, the clothes, etc.

Roxie, god damn, get off this guys nuts already you're his biggest leg humper.


my hair is almost buzzed down to nothing, has been for over a year, in fact i just had a mohawk, so please tell me how it's "poofy". are you saying i have good bone structure? and why are you paying attention so hard to my face that you notice it's bone structure you gaylord? picture posing? clothes?

hey look, im a guido.

http://i35.tinypic.com/166dcvo.jpg

Elbow
11-03-2009, 02:35 PM
my hair is almost buzzed down to nothing, has been for over a year, in fact i just had a mohawk, so please tell me how it's "poofy". are you saying i have good bone structure? and why are you paying attention so hard to my face that you notice it's bone structure you gaylord? picture posing? clothes?

hey look, im a guido.

http://i35.tinypic.com/166dcvo.jpg

Can I post a pic of you?

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 02:39 PM
Can I post a pic of you?

that is me...

ilovemyhonda.
11-03-2009, 02:40 PM
he must have an embarassing pic.. *shrugs*

Elbow
11-03-2009, 02:40 PM
that is me...

I know.

roxie911
11-03-2009, 02:41 PM
he must have an embarassing pic.. *shrugs*

I'm kinda wondering why Simon has pictures of him :thinking:

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 02:42 PM
he must have an embarassing pic.. *shrugs*


doesn't exist. i don't dress up like a girl in make up and a bra.

Elbow
11-03-2009, 02:46 PM
doesn't exist. i don't dress up like a girl in make up and a bra.

Why not? If you were a man you would. That means I have a huge dick.

It's called FACEBOOK Roxie trot.

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 02:47 PM
Why not? If you were a man you would. That means I have a huge dick.

It's called FACEBOOK Roxie trot.

yes, being a man means dressing like a woman. Great call Rue Paul.

lanning
11-03-2009, 02:47 PM
Why not? If you were a man you would. That means I have a huge dick.

It's called FACEBOOK Roxie trot.
LOL WUT

Elbow
11-03-2009, 02:48 PM
LOL WUT

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Elbow
11-03-2009, 02:48 PM
Why not? If you were a man you would. That means I have a huge dick.

It's called FACEBOOK Roxie trot.

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

I am seriously dying at my own post. LMFAO :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:: lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::l mfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

lanning
11-03-2009, 02:51 PM
yes, being a man means dressing like a woman. Great call Rue Paul.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/themansonite/bs/Calvin_Klein_Ad.jpg

ilovemyhonda.
11-03-2009, 02:52 PM
doesn't exist. i don't dress up like a girl in make up and a bra.


be nice.

Elbow
11-03-2009, 02:55 PM
I didn't cross dress. I was on something and girl offered to dress me up and put makeup on and take funny pics. I think it's hilarious.

lanning
11-03-2009, 02:57 PM
I didn't cross dress. I was on something and girl offered to dress me up and put makeup on and take funny pics. I think it's hilarious.
pictures or you did it on your own

ilovemyhonda.
11-03-2009, 02:57 PM
wait that was you in the bra?

amandDA
11-03-2009, 03:00 PM
Guys who act like this are 100% virgins and single.
lol

Elbow
11-03-2009, 03:01 PM
wait that was you in the bra?

Of course, like two years ago.

DirtyMechanic took them off a computer from a girl he slept with while she was drunk.

ilovemyhonda.
11-03-2009, 03:02 PM
wth is wrong with IA?

Njobe
11-03-2009, 03:02 PM
i say ya start posting pics of each other and we get to decide who has the funnier one?

ilovemyhonda.
11-03-2009, 03:03 PM
i say ya start posting pics of each other and we get to decide who has the funnier one?


you gay? :gay:

Elbow
11-03-2009, 03:03 PM
i say ya start posting pics of each other and we get to decide who has the funnier one?

I think we found the gay guy.

Njobe
11-03-2009, 03:04 PM
what they where on that topic already talking about taking pics in bras and shit... post them up

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 03:05 PM
pictures or you did it on your own

he was "on something". You were on GAY simon. and you've been suck on it all your life. it's not hilarious to be gay.

lanning
11-03-2009, 03:07 PM
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs055.snc3/14254_524802071116_83501046_30888407_4853299_n.jpg

halloween 2009. find me and win a million dollars.
which one

Elbow
11-03-2009, 03:09 PM
he was "on something". You were on GAY simon. and you've been suck on it all your life. it's not hilarious to be gay.

I have a girlfriend lol, I'm definitely not gay, but I'm not scared to laugh either. I don't understand the you've been suck on it thing but....ok?

It is hilarious to dress up and take pics.

lanning
11-03-2009, 03:11 PM
I have a girlfriend lol, I'm definitely not gay, but I'm not scared to laugh either. I don't understand the you've been suck on it thing but....ok?

It is hilarious to dress up and take pics.
dude i dont think your weird at all for dressing up like a girl.... :lmfao:

Elbow
11-03-2009, 03:11 PM
which one

None, all of them are too muscular. He's a chump.

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 03:11 PM
I have a girlfriend lol, I'm definitely not gay, but I'm not scared to laugh either. I don't understand the you've been suck on it thing but....ok?

It is hilarious to dress up and take pics.

elton john had a wife and kids. your point is not valid.

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 03:12 PM
which one

not actually in that pic, it was a joke. friends dressed up like that for halloween. lolol.

Elbow
11-03-2009, 03:12 PM
dude i dont think your weird at all for dressing up like a girl.... :lmfao:

I don't either. :goodjob:

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

I didn't dress up like a girl, I had a bra over my GUY clothes. She put makeup on me and slicked my hair over all fabulouth like. :lmfao: Shit was funny as hell.

lanning
11-03-2009, 03:12 PM
None, all of them are too muscular. He's a chump.
oh i thought you were one of the girls in there

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 03:14 PM
None, all of them are too muscular. He's a chump.

LOL. I'M A CHUMP? guy, you pale in comparison to me, in all aspects. i would run circles around you. i have more muscle in my thigh than you do in your entire body.

Elbow
11-03-2009, 03:14 PM
oh i thought you were one of the girls in there

I am.

BUCK ANGEL.

Elbow
11-03-2009, 03:14 PM
LOL. I'M A CHUMP? guy, you pale in comparison to me, in all aspects. i would run circles around you. i have more muscle in my thigh than you do in your entire body.

Cute, so not only are you a closet homo, you have big thighs. :lmfao:

lanning
11-03-2009, 03:15 PM
I don't either. :goodjob:

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

I didn't dress up like a girl, I had a bra over my GUY clothes. She put makeup on me and slicked my hair over all fabulouth like. :lmfao: Shit was funny as hell.
so you still had on guys clothes too? did you do it to sleep with said girl?

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 03:17 PM
so you still had on guys clothes too? did you do it to sleep with said girl?


he had a white tshirt on, with make up. then a bra. lipstick included, mind you. there were no girls to be found. he got the make up from his little sisters room, and him and his guy friend ended up ass fucking afterwards.

Elbow
11-03-2009, 03:19 PM
he had a white tshirt on, with make up. then a bra. lipstick included, mind you. there were no girls to be found. he got the make up from his little sisters room, and him and his guy friend ended up ass fucking afterwards.

No I didn't sleep with her she's a friend, she's on this site lol, I don't even have a sister.

I've never even fucked a girl in the ass, that's homo.

Jason..
11-03-2009, 03:20 PM
my hair is almost buzzed down to nothing, has been for over a year, in fact i just had a mohawk, so please tell me how it's "poofy". are you saying i have good bone structure? and why are you paying attention so hard to my face that you notice it's bone structure you gaylord? picture posing? clothes?

hey look, im a guido.

http://i35.tinypic.com/166dcvo.jpg
Im sexier!

Elbow
11-03-2009, 03:20 PM
This thread just turned gay.

Taking pictures of yourself in a mirror, looking like you want to fuck yourself, is GAY, AS, FUCK.

roxie911
11-03-2009, 03:21 PM
SEXIEST MAN CONTEST HAS BEGUN!!

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 03:21 PM
No I didn't sleep with her she's a friend, she's on this site lol, I don't even have a sister.

I've never even fucked a girl, that's homo.

yea, i guess fucking girls is pretty homo. you fucking fag.

lanning
11-03-2009, 03:22 PM
No I didn't sleep with her she's a friend, she's on this site lol, I don't even have a sister.

I've never even fucked a girl in the ass, that's homo.
1. girls who are your friends dont get you to dress up like girls
2. girls on this site shouldnt be more than your friend
3. whos bra and shit were you wearing
4. in a girls ass isnt homo

Jason..
11-03-2009, 03:25 PM
SEXIEST MAN CONTEST HAS BEGUN!!
Who wins so far?

roxie911
11-03-2009, 03:25 PM
Who wins so far?

Never said I was gonna be the judge

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 03:27 PM
1. girls who are your friends dont get you to dress up like girls
2. girls on this site shouldnt be more than your friend
3. whos bra and shit were you wearing
4. in a girls ass isnt homo

he has no answers for these questions. and any sex with a girl is homo in his eyes.

Elbow
11-03-2009, 03:28 PM
1. girls who are your friends dont get you to dress up like girls
2. girls on this site shouldnt be more than your friend
3. whos bra and shit were you wearing
4. in a girls ass isnt homo

It's Frogs girlfriend, ///Mary.

I think fucking a girl in the ass is homo. Why use the ass when there is a pussy?

lanning
11-03-2009, 03:29 PM
It's Frogs girlfriend, ///Mary.

I think fucking a girl in the ass is homo. Why use the ass when there is a pussy?
so your saying you dont like mouth either

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 03:32 PM
so your saying you dont like mouth either


in more way than one, that is what he is saying. unfortunately for him, he's too stupid to get that.

Elbow
11-03-2009, 03:33 PM
so your saying you dont like mouth either

I do like mouth, from a girl.

roxie911
11-03-2009, 03:33 PM
who the hell puts 'lol' in a neg rep?? Not even sarcasm either....

Jason..
11-03-2009, 03:34 PM
Never said I was gonna be the judge
I'll remeber that...

roxie911
11-03-2009, 03:34 PM
I'll remeber that...

:kiss:

ilovemyhonda.
11-03-2009, 03:35 PM
from guys?

lanning
11-03-2009, 03:35 PM
It's Frogs girlfriend, ///Mary.

I think fucking a girl in the ass is homo. Why use the ass when there is a pussy?


I do like mouth, from a girl.
but you said why use anything but pussy

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 03:35 PM
I'll remeber that...


she already said i'd blow everyone out of the water.. i think she already did her judging. no homo.

Elbow
11-03-2009, 03:35 PM
but you said why use anything but pussy

I meant down there if there is an ass and a pussy, what kind of straight guy would choose an ass? It's nasty.

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 03:37 PM
I meant down there if there is an ass and a pussy, what kind of straight guy would choose an ass? It's nasty.


the kind of straight guy who is straight. you don' thave to CHOOSE. you can switch it up. you can have both. no choosing involved.

Elbow
11-03-2009, 03:37 PM
the kind of straight guy who is straight. you don' thave to CHOOSE. you can switch it up. you can have both. no choosing involved.

I would CHOOSE the pussy. It gets naturally wet and shit doesn't come out of it.

lanning
11-03-2009, 03:37 PM
I meant down there if there is an ass and a pussy, what kind of straight guy would choose an ass? It's nasty.
some people like it better, i see what your saying tho. just making sure.

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 03:39 PM
I would CHOOSE the pussy. It gets naturally wet and shit doesn't come out of it.

piss and douche comes out of the pussy. shit just as smelly and just as nasty as shit comes out of there. blood, babies, etc etc. if she's cleanly down there, no shit will exit either. lololol.

lanning
11-03-2009, 03:40 PM
i think its time for a poll, pussy or butthole

Elbow
11-03-2009, 03:42 PM
piss and douche comes out of the pussy. shit just as smelly and just as nasty as shit comes out of there. blood, babies, etc etc. if she's cleanly down there, no shit will exit either. lololol.

Piss comes OUT OF THE PUSSY? :thinking:

Piss isn't as nasty as shit. I personally don't imagine girls taking shits. It's fucking nasty lol. Blood? I don't care. Babies? Not my girlfriend.

Plus fuck your girl in the ass too much it starts to look fucked up.

Hundo®
11-03-2009, 03:44 PM
Piss comes OUT OF THE PUSSY? :thinking:

Piss isn't as nasty as shit. I personally don't imagine girls taking shits. It's fucking nasty lol. Blood? I don't care. Babies? Not my girlfriend.

Plus fuck your girl in the ass too much it starts to look fucked up.

I don't think anyone sits around and imagines girls taking dumps. you seem to know alot about what girls blundered assholes looks like, for not being an ass fucking enthusiast. Are you just assuming the ass fucking you give guys, leaves womens assholes battered the same way?

Elbow
11-03-2009, 03:48 PM
I don't think anyone sits around and imagines girls taking dumps. you seem to know alot about what girls blundered assholes looks like, for not being an ass fucking enthusiast. Are you just assuming the ass fucking you give guys, leaves womens assholes battered the same way?

I mean they're both assholes right? :gay::lmfao: Kidding.

I've been to eFukt, I've seen the worst.

Jason..
11-03-2009, 04:22 PM
she already said i'd blow everyone out of the water.. i think she already did her judging. no homo.
You don't want to have this discussion w me...I'm sexy your not..well kinda:gay:

The Creeper
11-03-2009, 04:32 PM
Real men fuck girls in their ass. True story.

1990wade
11-03-2009, 11:35 PM
and above all, closet homosexuals.



haha:lmfao:

Hundo®
11-07-2009, 06:34 PM
wow this thread blew up :D

The Creeper
11-07-2009, 06:36 PM
Simon doesn't like women. True story.

Hundo®
11-07-2009, 06:37 PM
Simon doesn't like women. True story.


clearly.

The Creeper
11-07-2009, 06:39 PM
He neg repped me for it too, I is confused haha.

roxie911
11-07-2009, 07:01 PM
He neg repped me for it too, I is confused haha.

He neg repped me too...................and added "lol" at the end of it :thinking:

The Creeper
11-07-2009, 07:02 PM
^The dude is a homesexual. He is pissed that us men like to do girls in the butt every now and again, because he is obsessed with doing men.

roxie911
11-07-2009, 07:03 PM
^I'm not a man...........................................he said I was "leghumping" and neg repped me for it.

The Creeper
11-07-2009, 07:04 PM
^I'm not a man...........................................he said I was "leghumping" and neg repped me for it.

I know you aren't a man. Just stating how gay Simon is.

roxie911
11-07-2009, 07:04 PM
Oh!! Mmmmmmkay then :D

Hundo®
11-09-2009, 08:54 AM
Oh!! Mmmmmmkay then :D


mammaries, bitch. now.