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PinkTaco04
10-18-2005, 06:32 PM
PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter refered to as the "Agreement")
is entered into on the _______ day of _________, 2005
by ____________, between ____________ and _____________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES:
1. No sleeping over- unless it is very good and we need to repeat the next morning.
2.No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the evenings events.
3. No calls before 9PM - we dont have shit to talk about
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional disscussions (i.e. Where are we heading? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so dont ask.
6.No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup"
7. NO calling each other "friends with prvilidges"- we are not friends, just sex buddies.
8. Calling out the wrong name durring sex is OK- dont be offended.
9.No extra clothing- I dont want your ass leaving shit behind when you leave
10. NO falling asleep right after sex - so get your ass up, get dressed, and get the fuck out.
11.Dont be offended when I dont ask if you enjoyed it- i dont care.
12. You cannot borrow my car for any reason
13. If anyone asks who you are the standard response will be, "My roommates girlfriend/boyfriend"
14. Doggie style is the preferred position- it involves less eye contact.
15. No condoms, no fucking- carry your ass home
16. NO phone use, please - i dont want anyone calling looking for your ass

Participating party
Signature ____________
Date _________

Participating Party
Signature____________
Date ___________

Tiff-O-Bitties
10-18-2005, 06:34 PM
lol

dereksi
10-18-2005, 06:34 PM
thats some funny shit

MrEG62U
10-18-2005, 07:26 PM
+1

PinkTaco04
10-18-2005, 08:01 PM
i think that is the first +1 ive ever recieved....what does it mean?

Tracy
10-18-2005, 08:03 PM
i think that is the first +1 ive ever recieved....what does it mean?

It means good job!

IndianStig
10-18-2005, 08:05 PM
When signing a leagal law binding contract you need witnesses, preferably three.

ALVIN
10-18-2005, 08:26 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/diCORD/batman.jpg

SLOWR/T
10-18-2005, 08:26 PM
repost

A1EX
10-18-2005, 08:28 PM
qd posted it

Hulud
10-18-2005, 08:34 PM
REPOST FROM HELL!

Boosted S60R
10-18-2005, 08:48 PM
lol

ALVIN
10-18-2005, 08:53 PM
sorry had to add picture in my previous post