so the other night...............

[DeutscheBAG!]

the other night I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh? ......

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?

I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.

[BobbyFresco]

LMMFAO!!!

Fucking hilarious.

[mocha latte cupcake]

bwhahahahahahahahahahahahah! NEVER CEASE TO BRING THE EPICNESS! lOL

[Greddypacked]

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?

I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.

:lmfao:

[ilovemyhonda.]

OMGEEEE lmao roflcopter lulz

[bdydrpdmazda]

good one, I like that...

[blackboi50]

hahahahah only walker!!!!......1

[DeutscheBAG!]

hahahahah only walker!!!!......1
just wait
i have more stories of lulz that have happened over the past few weeks:D

[LvnBoOst]

Lulz :lmfao:

[tdurr]

rofl. i would die if i saw this happen.

[civic gsr]

just wait
i have more stories of lulz that have happened over the past few weeks:D


lol at your sig

[Mike Lowrey]

Bwahahahaha!!!!

Walker, you kill me! :lmfao:

Epic story is epic.

[Doppelgänger]

Oh Walker...... :lmao:

[1990wade]

;):yes::cheers::bump::goodjob::lmfao::D

[Double_0_Rusty]

Holy shit!!!! I have tears rollin down from this shit. That's awesome.

[blacknightteg]

bwahahahahahahahahahaha

[BKgen®]

i've heard this before.




just sayin'

[MissS13]

the other night I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh? ......

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?

I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.



AHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! :lmfao:

[TheGodfather]

MORAL OF THE STORY, WOMEN ARE DUMB BITCHES AND THATS WHY WE CALL THEM DUMB BITCHES

Best post you've made.

[PRO®]

http://www.forwardedfunnies.com/the_purina_diet_001021.html

:ninja:

[MissS13]

We're not all dumb bitches! LOL :smackass: