God hates me!!!

[Maniacc]

I'm having a girl.

That's what I get for making fun of the guy upstairs my whole life.

[mocha latte cupcake]

you're preggo with maria?!?!? z0mg! i saw this coming!

[Maniacc]

Her name's gonna be Aleah. :)

She is going to be half mexican and half white. Perfect mixture imo

[Revmaynard]

He ain't the only one.

[Maniacc]

He ain't the only one.


You're having one too?

[LvnBoOst]

Congrats Alex! That's awesome :)

[roxie911]

Have fun with that. lol jk

Seriously though, congrats!! That's really exciting :D

[Maniacc]

Congrats Alex! That's awesome :)


Thanks, dude.

[roxie911]

Maybe you should look into getting a panamera instead of a 911

just throwing that out there.

[Maniacc]

Have fun with that. lol jk

Seriously though, congrats!! That's really exciting :D


Yeah tell me about it. All my life I've been a complete asshole to chicks, and all of those years of verbal abuse is now gonna bite me in my shit-splitter. I am already worried - because I am going to be a super, overly protected father. This, I fucking know lol

[LvnBoOst]

Yeah tell me about it. All my life I've been a complete asshole to chicks, and all of those years of verbal abuse is now gonna bite me in my shit-splitter. I am already worried - because I am going to be a super, overly protected father. This, I fucking know lol

I knew one day you would have a girl. Im glad. I bet you will be like "You arent dating until you are 30.." blah blah :yes:

[Ziptied]

Congrats, god doesnt hate you.

[Maniacc]

I knew one day you would have a girl. Im glad. I bet you will be like "You arent dating until you are 30.." blah blah :yes:


:( ugh I know. My girlfriend's an ex-cheerleader so I am pretty sure she's gonna follow in her mother's footsteps so I'm sure she'll be one too. I just hope she doesn't get banged by the whole football team lol

[Maniacc]

Congrats, god doesnt hate you.


Preciate it, dood.

[LvnBoOst]

:( ugh I know. My girlfriend's an ex-cheerleader so I am pretty sure she's gonna follow in her mother's footsteps so I'm sure she'll be one too. I just hope she doesn't get banged by the whole football team lol

Well I dont know about all that but I bet she will be beautiful. I dont know what your girl looks like, but white/mexican is usually adorable.

[sogood]

You're having one too?

I think he meant that as in God's not the only one that hates you...

Congrats though.

[Maniacc]

I think he meant that as in God's not the only one that hates you...

Congrats though.


Ahh, that fucking prick lol he's just jealous that no chick will ever reproduce with him. :D

lol thanks, man.

[TIGERJC]

congrats!!!!

[Ziptied]

Now, just keep her away from almost every female on IA so she doesnt become a dumb hoe.

[Maniacc]

congrats!!!!


Thanks, tiger.

[collins]

I hope to god she takes after her mother. If she looks like you, you'll have no worries about her sex life :lmfao:





Haha you know I'm playin. Congrats man!

[YoungDro]

Baby girls are usually cuter then boy babies. Congrats.

[TRDwasiq]

:( ugh I know. My girlfriend's an ex-cheerleader so I am pretty sure she's gonna follow in her mother's footsteps so I'm sure she'll be one too. I just hope she doesn't get banged by the whole football team lol

omg :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

nah she ill be a good girl :)
Congrats.! she ill be a gift for jo

[Maniacc]

Well I dont know about all that but I bet she will be beautiful. I dont know what your girl looks like, but white/mexican is usually adorable.


I posted a picture of her here;
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=260275&page=15

[TIGERJC]

Now, just keep her away from almost every female on IA so she doesnt become a dumb hoe.

x2 Just keep her way from ia altogether, just look at bri for an example of what IA can cause

[Maniacc]

I hope to god she takes after her mother. If she looks like you, you'll have no worries about her sex life :lmfao:

Haha you know I'm playin. Congrats man!


Haha, I'm not an ugly looking mexican! Plus both of my sisters are "good" looking (according to guys).

Thanks, collins.

[Ziptied]

Haha, I'm not an ugly looking mexican! Plus both of my sisters are "good" looking (according to guys).

Thanks, collins.

Pics or GTFO.

[Maniacc]

x2 Just keep her way from ia altogether, just look at bri for an example of what IA can cause


I already moved away from the car scene, and once I move away from Georgia this place will be but a memory to me. :)

[Maniacc]

Pics or GTFO.


They're taken, man. The older one is going to be getting married in December, and the little one - is busy with college 'n shit. I am overly protected of her so she'll never be seen posting whoring like bri or any of the IA cunts. I regulate for sure.

[blackboi50]

your gay alex....wanna reproduce with me!!!...1

[Ziptied]

They're taken, man. The older one is going to be getting married in December, and the little one - she's busy with college 'n shit. I am overly protected of her too so she'll never be seen posting whoring like bri or any of the IA cunts.

I didnt say phone numbers and address', I said pics.

[Revmaynard]

Ahh, that fucking prick lol he's just jealous that no chick will ever reproduce with him. :D

lol thanks, man.



Lolol. I was about to say....but thanks for clearing that up for me sogood. :D


I could impregnate a bitch if I wanted. :(

[Maniacc]

Lolol. I was about to say....but thanks for clearing that up for me sogood. :D


I could impregnate a bitch if I wanted. :(


Just fuckin' with ya man. I'm in a good mood right now. Don't fucking ruin it lol

[Maniacc]

I didnt say phone numbers and address', I said pics.


No pictures.

So with that, I'll get the fuck out now...

[Echonova]

Congratulations man. As the father of two girls and one boy... The first twleve years of your life will be easy compared to raising a boy. Easier to potty train, listen better, less destructive, blah blah blah... However, as my father told me I shall now tell you.

When a boy becomes a teenager you only have to worry about one dick, when your girl becomes a teenager you have to worry about every guys dick.

[Ziptied]

Nah, dont GTFO, be happy, you are going to have a child, to be honest im a parent and there is nothing better in life.

[collins]

I've seen one of maniacs sisters... Not sure which one, but yes she was a looker! Just sayin.

[Maniacc]

Congratulations man. As the father of two girls and one boy... The first twleve years of your life will be easy compared to raising a boy. Easier to potty train, listen better, less destructive, blah blah blah... However, as my father told me I shall now tell you.

When a boy becomes a teenager you only have to worry about one dick, when your girl becomes a teenager you have to worry about every guys dick.


lmfao that is an awesome fucking saying. I don't hate that I'm having a girl, but knowning that in 18+ years she'll be doing all kinds of krazy things doesn't sit right with me. Haha, I think I'm just thinking too much into it - shit, she's only 20 weeks old and I'm already about to have a heart attack

[Ziptied]

she's only 20 weeks old and I'm already about to have a heart attack

That wont change. lol

[Maniacc]

Nah, dont GTFO, be happy, you are going to have a child, to be honest im a parent and there is nothing better in life.


Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing my baby girl grow. Getting home from work and her running to me screaming; daddy!!! :)

[Ziptied]

Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing my baby girl grow. Getting home from work and her running to me screaming; daddy!!! :)

There's nothing finer sir, absolutely nothing.

[YoungDro]

Your over reaction. Lol.




When a boy becomes a teenager you only have to worry about one dick, when your girl becomes a teenager you have to worry about every guys dick.


I like that.

[Crazy Asian]

Chasity belt Maniac. Chasity belt.

[quickdodge®]

God hates me!!!

What doesn't exist can't feel hate.

Congrats on the female. Maybe we can compare notes on how to keep dumb motherfuckers away from our little girls. Later, QD.

[02SloWrx]

good luck.

[02SloWrx]

What doesn't exist can't feel hate.

Congrats on the female. Maybe we can compare notes on how to keep dumb motherfuckers away from our little girls. Later, QD.

lol, you going to hell.

[-EnVus-]

I was about to say alex i though you didnt have a god but now you say he hates you:thinking:
Someone find themselves a religion hmmm hmm ??

[IndianStig]

congrats alex.

[LvnBoOst]

I posted a picture of her here;
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=260275&page=15

Wow, she is really pretty!! Going to be a pretty bay-bay :cheers:

[gtikid]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaat?! Damn son good luck with that!! Lol...congrats on the baby girl though. You remember JuanB right? He just had a baby girl like last week or so

[Double_0_Rusty]

Congrats man!!!!

[ShooterMcGavin]

I'm having a girl.

That's what I get for making fun of the guy upstairs my whole life.

is this how you plan on getting citizenship??? :D

congrats though...

























































.....can't wait to tag it in about 16+ yrs :lmfao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

good luck.

el o el, i see what you did there :ninja:

[Maniacc]

Congrats man!!!!


Thanks, Rusty.



I was about to say alex i though you didnt have a god but now you say he hates you:thinking:
Someone find themselves a religion hmmm hmm ??


Haha, nah I still haven't found a purpose for religion in my life. I've matured though, and now don't bash it like I used to. It serves a purpose when you think about it - although it's not all good. It's helped my mom out and for that it's okay in my book. It's still fiction though lol



congrats alex.


Thanks, man.

How have you been? It's been awhile.




good luck.


Thanks.




Chasity belt Maniac. Chasity belt.


lmfao

[Maniacc]

What doesn't exist can't feel hate.

Congrats on the female. Maybe we can compare notes on how to keep dumb motherfuckers away from our little girls. Later, QD.


Haha, no doubt.

I forsee a father's day meet sometime in the near future of IA.

[quickdodge®]

I forsee a father's day meet sometime in the near future of IA.

Fuck what a meet that would be. All the Dad's be setting a wonderful example for our children. Fuck that meet, lolol. Later, QD.

[Maniacc]

is this how you plan on getting citizenship??? :D

congrats though...

.....can't wait to tag it in about 16+ yrs :lmfao:


Hahaha, this wasn't planned, but now that we're in this position I might as well apply.

lol thanks man.



Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaat?! Damn son good luck with that!! Lol...congrats on the baby girl though. You remember JuanB right? He just had a baby girl like last week or so


Thanks, Julian.

Haha, and yeah I'll never forget about Juan. Dude pretty much walked my wrx back when he had his red civic lol dude a dad too? Man, just yesterday we were all goofing off and probably never even dreamed about being dads.

... fuck my life lol



Wow, she is really pretty!! Going to be a pretty bay-bay :cheers:


Yeah she's a cutie. The kid is going to get all the good looking genes from me though lol

[Maniacc]

Fuck what a meet that would be. All the Dad's be setting a wonderful example for our children. Fuck that meet, lolol. Later, QD.


Haha, I'm gonna need some pointers on kids dude. You have 4 (if I remember correctly), man so I'm sure you have a lot of experience with them.

Pros and cons lol

[Echonova]

.....can't wait to tag it in about 16+ yrs :lmfao:Wow. For once I am at a loss for words.

:goodjob:

[S2KJD]

congrats on the child bro although joking or not totally disagree with the title as my wife and I lost our son at 5 months so all joking aside you are blessed and thats what should be shared with the site. not trying to be lame or call ya out or anything as i guess the title just rubbed me the wrong way; although, not knowing u im sure its totally different...take care :cheers:

JD

[Maniacc]

congrats on the child bro although joking or not totally disagree with the title as my wife and I lost our son at 5 months so all joking aside you are blessed and thats what should be shared with the site...

JD


Sorry to hear that, dude. I had a small scare in the beginning, and we thought that she might've had a miscarriage. Thankfully she didn't. Doesn't matter to me whether there is a god or not I am just very happy and excited that I will have something that I helped create infront of me. Watching her grow, watching her cry, watching her mature, watching her go to school, watching her have her first boyfriend, watching her ask me for money to go to the mall, and anything else that comes my way.

I am not ready, but am looking forward to it. I will work hard and do my best to provide for her as best as I can. Her, my girlfriend, and myself. I will always have food on the table, we will always have a roof over our head and she'll have the one thing that no girl could ever get -- my eternal love. :) Cannot wait to see ya Aleah.

[TIGERJC]

Sorry to hear that, dude. I had a small scare in the beginning, and we thought that she might've had a miscarriage. Thankfully she didn't. Doesn't matter to me whether there is a god or not I am just very happy and excited that I will have something that I helped create infront of me. Watching her grow, watching her cry, watching her mature, watching her go to school, watching her have her first boyfriend, watching her ask me for money to go to the mall, and anything else that comes my way.

I am not ready, but am looking forward to it. I will work hard and do my best to provide for her as best as I can. Her, my girlfriend, and myself. I will always have food on the table, we will always have a roof over our head and she'll have the one thing that no girl could ever get -- my eternal love. :) Cannot wait to see ya Aleah.

Thats the real alex, I mean maniac

[Jecht]

Congratulations!

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

:( ugh I know. My girlfriend's an ex-cheerleader so I am pretty sure she's gonna follow in her mother's footsteps so I'm sure she'll be one too. I just hope she doesn't get banged by the whole football team lolSo you're saying your g/f got banged by the whole football team? LOL !!!

[quickdodge®]

So you're saying your g/f got banged by the whole football team? LOL !!!

No. Just me. It takes a love making session of a full roster football team to equal to me. Later, QD.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Hi QD !

[BluesClues]

I posted a picture of her here;
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=260275&page=15
Wow your girlfriend is gorgeous! Yeah you should have a pretty little girl. Congrats!

Oh and GOD doesn't hate you, it's just karma. Now you are forced to appreciate women :D.

[§treet_§peed]

Congratulations Alex and R.I.P. now, you are gonna be a whipped man...

[quickdodge®]

you are gonna be a whipped man...

How so? Later, QD.

[§treet_§peed]

How so? Later, QD.Lol she will probably be a daddy's girl. You know, have daddy wrapped around here finger.

[bookthief]

EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! :D:D:D:D

I'm so excited bruderrrrrr!!!
I'm gonna be an auntie!!!! :D
I'm gonna spoil her myself and babysit her!:D

[81911SC]

Lol

[Maniacc]

So you're saying your g/f got banged by the whole football team? LOL !!!


Haha, nah man. I was talking about the cheerleader thing.

[Maniacc]

Wow your girlfriend is gorgeous! Yeah you should have a pretty little girl. Congrats!

Oh and GOD doesn't hate you, it's just karma. Now you are forced to appreciate women :D.


Gorgeous? I'm quoting Amanda (the cunt who's gonna give birth to my princess)

- uhhh... Duhhhhhh!!!


lmfao!!! :lmfao:




Congratulations Alex and R.I.P. now, you are gonna be a whipped man...


Shit I spent 80 bucks at babies r us on some shit earlier today -- ALREADY!! I'm gonna go broke in less than a month.

[Maniacc]

EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! :D:D:D:D

I'm so excited bruderrrrrr!!!
I'm gonna be an auntie!!!! :D
I'm gonna spoil her myself and babysit her!:D


lol you're so stupid.

[87 Turbo II]

I was gonna type something mean slightly, but that's a bit fucked up. If you insist on knowing, it is purely meant to be a joke, and I have no beef with you.

congrats instead, and be a good father.

[Maniacc]

I was gonna type something mean slightly, but that's a bit fucked up. If you insist on knowing, it is purely meant to be a joke, and I have no beef with you.

congrats instead, and be a good father.


Thanks, but now I want to know. If you decided not to post the "mean" joke then why even bring it up? haha, man up son.

I'm not the sensitive type.

[87 Turbo II]

Yeah, I knew I'd end up explaining it anyway, but I was going to say if God REALLY hated you, he'd get you attached and excited about the child then kill it and your wife during the birth, but holy hell like I said that's a bit fucked up, even for you, and I don't really even want to get you thinking about shit like that. So I hope all goes well.

[Maniacc]

lmfao that is pretty fucked up.

I love it.

[thegovanator]

Lolz, Chris that's fucked up.

[neon_ert3]

I'm having a girl.

That's what I get for making fun of the guy upstairs my whole life.


i feel your pain ..... im having a girl too :cry:

[ilovemyhonda.]

Congrats Alex! I just knew you would have a girl. She will be a cutie for sure.

[EL42]

that fear of fuckin up should be great motivation,to be a good dad. i'm still serving my time,i'm @ 10yrs now.