View Full Version : Mdonough Walmart
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 07:40 AM
On Saturday late afternoon me and Lizbiz went to the walmart in Mcdonough to get a few things. (Found my son's Halloween costume to) YAY! Liz is pushing the cart and we are headed to the checkout. There are 4 registers that are for 20 items are less. Only 2 were open (the 2 that are diagnol from each other) Instead of squeezing by the people on line to go to the other open register, I decided to walk around the closed register. I am standing on line and this stupid bitch walked up and said I was on this line first. I looked at her dumbfounded because if I was in front of her, I don't see how she was on the line first. Then she proceeds to say I cut her and :blah::blah::screwy:. So I am trying to just stand on line and ignore her, but she says she is going to get store security because I cut her. Well I start cursing her out, calling her every curse word in the book, because at this point she had me irate. She said "you did it wrong, you can't go around to get on line." I was like it doesn't fucking matter where the fuck I came from, or if I came half way across the fucking store I was still on this line before you even walked up. The person in front of me who was already checking out moved up some and she tried to squeeze in and push her cart up. Well I took my ass and shoved it back into her. She starts placing her items up to check out so I was like ya know what forget it, if the bitch can't wait to get home and scarf those chips down, then whatever. Inside I am dying laughing and feel so relieved. Well her husband turns around and starts calling me names and stuff so I said you're an ugly mother fucker go fucking shave you damn redneck. He said go look in the mirror. I said I look damn good, I know. I said something about marrying the bitch he is married to and he said she is more woman then you will ever be. I put my arms up to make a like a huge fat person and said yeah more woman like this. He kept on going and eventually I said turn around you fucking retard, because I was done arguing with them.
(Long read, no not all the grammer and stuff is correct but I just typed it up real fast. It was really actually hilarious in person. Liz was in shock for awhile and couldn't say anything.)
bdydrpdmazda
10-26-2009, 07:51 AM
cool story bro...
Kasper
10-26-2009, 07:51 AM
interesting...
Jason..
10-26-2009, 07:52 AM
Cool story bro I was at the Eagles landing wal-mart and bought milk and bread.
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 07:53 AM
cool, atleast you didn't have any issue with a stupid bitch.
bdydrpdmazda
10-26-2009, 07:54 AM
Cool story bro I was at the Eagles landing wal-mart and bought milk and bread.
Jasons Wal Mart story > ilovemyhondas Wal Mart story
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 07:55 AM
so gay. it was actually fun. i don't usually get involved in drama, however it actually felt good.
that was my mom im sry :ninja:
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 07:59 AM
that was my mom im sry :ninja:
I was so close to punching your mom dude! j/k :ninja:
bdydrpdmazda
10-26-2009, 08:01 AM
my wife and sister in law were at wal mart about a month ago and a mexican was following them around and then they noticed he was jerking off inside his pants. They went and got security and checked the cameras and the guy got arrested...
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 08:05 AM
my wife and sister in law were at wal mart about a month ago and a mexican was following them around and then they noticed he was jerking off inside his pants. They went and got security and checked the cameras and the guy got arrested...
Ew gross! I would have turned around and kicked him in the nuts.
Jecht
10-26-2009, 08:07 AM
my wife and sister in law were at wal mart about a month ago and a mexican was following them around and then they noticed he was jerking off inside his pants. They went and got security and checked the cameras and the guy got arrested...
Lmao this post > OP
bdydrpdmazda
10-26-2009, 08:09 AM
Ew gross! I would have turned around and kicked him in the nuts.
she didnt do or say anything to him because they didnt want him to hall ass out of the store, they just scurried along till they found a security person and then used the cameras to track him down, once they caught him they checked the tapes to confirm he was jerking it and then took him to jail...
I was so close to punching your mom dude! j/k :ninja:
she said when you held your arms up she really thought you wanted and hug. she stepped forward to go in for the hug the seen you was just making fun of her :cry:
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 08:12 AM
ew how gross but smart thinking.
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 08:14 AM
she said when you held your arms up she really thought you wanted and huge. she stepped forward to go in for the huge the seen you was just making fun of her :cry:
angrish?
bdydrpdmazda
10-26-2009, 08:16 AM
she said when you held your arms up she really thought you wanted and huge. she stepped forward to go in for the huge the seen you was just making fun of her :cry:
huge = large
hug = an embrace between two or more people showing care or happiness to see each other
huge = large
hug = an embrace between two or more people showing care or happiness to see each other
damn... its early :doh:
bdydrpdmazda
10-26-2009, 08:24 AM
damn... its early :doh:
It happens, no big deal...
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 08:45 AM
ahhh thanks i got it now.
tmracing83
10-26-2009, 09:07 AM
Good stories.
Kasper
10-26-2009, 09:13 AM
i just remembered.. I had sex in that walmart! ah the good ol days..
hondachik
10-26-2009, 12:48 PM
Fuck aruging. Just knock the bitch out. BTW I work for WalMart and security would not have made you move. After all that arguing, you both could have been checked out and on your way. Me personally, I'm a cashier. If a customer comes from another angle and beats another person, then first come, first serve. If you have an issue, talk to management. Otherwise it isn't that fucking serious. I've actually opened my lane up before and pulled a customer from another line to come on and had other customers try to beat that person. I block off their carts way of passage until that customer I pulled can get in my lane. I'm sure customers think I'm a bitch, but I RUN THIS SHIT!!! :bump:
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 01:18 PM
Fuck aruging. Just knock the bitch out. BTW I work for WalMart and security would not have made you move. After all that arguing, you both could have been checked out and on your way. Me personally, I'm a cashier. If a customer comes from another angle and beats another person, then first come, first serve. If you have an issue, talk to management. Otherwise it isn't that fucking serious. I've actually opened my lane up before and pulled a customer from another line to come on and had other customers try to beat that person. I block off their carts way of passage until that customer I pulled can get in my lane. I'm sure customers think I'm a bitch, but I RUN THIS SHIT!!! :bump:
That is what I am saying, bitch how were you here first if I am already standing here before you even walked up.
bdydrpdmazda
10-26-2009, 01:25 PM
men > women
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 01:30 PM
men are gay..
I mean IDC if I fell through the ceiling and landed on line, if you walk up after I am already standing there, then that means I was fucking first.
uproot
10-26-2009, 01:30 PM
Save money. Live better.
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 01:32 PM
lmao
bdydrpdmazda
10-26-2009, 01:33 PM
Save money. Live better.
you can do all that shit at wal mart...
bdydrpdmazda
10-26-2009, 01:33 PM
men are gay..
I mean IDC if I fell through the ceiling and landed on line, if you walk up after I am already standing there, then that means I was fucking first.
take it back...
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 01:34 PM
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
uproot
10-26-2009, 01:36 PM
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/walmart_greeter.jpg
welcome to walmart, don't be cuttin'.
Kasper
10-26-2009, 01:36 PM
that was mean honda... damn it. take it back. dont make me have mazda bounce yo head offa wall by accident!
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 01:37 PM
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/walmart_greeter.jpg
welcome to walmart, don't be cuttin'.
:lmfao:
Matter o fact that ho cut me since she just started putting her food up there...guess the cheetos took over her brain and she couldnt wait any longer..
MistaCee
10-26-2009, 01:40 PM
Lol always something at walmart.
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 01:40 PM
cuz people get greedy over food and can't wait any longer.
bdydrpdmazda
10-26-2009, 01:45 PM
thread is a sudden fail...
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 01:45 PM
who cares...
bdydrpdmazda
10-26-2009, 01:47 PM
you care...
MistaCee
10-26-2009, 01:49 PM
you care...
Do you care?
bdydrpdmazda
10-26-2009, 01:55 PM
little bit...
MistaCee
10-26-2009, 02:00 PM
little bit...
Then why ask who cares if you do?
hondachik
10-26-2009, 02:02 PM
ummm. :gay:
punkr6
10-26-2009, 02:07 PM
WAS is a Instant fail...
fixed
ilovemyhonda.
10-26-2009, 02:10 PM
i asked who cares..
im woosaing right now...im about to spit flames.
Crazy Asian
10-26-2009, 04:07 PM
where's the funny? I dont get it. She got mad at a girl who cut in front of her?
ilovemyhonda.
10-27-2009, 07:02 AM
lol wut?
I didn't get mad that anyone cut me...some lady got mad that i beat her on line and try to say i cut her and then it was like a curse fest...it was funny at the time.
bdydrpdmazda
10-27-2009, 07:06 AM
thread revival FTL...
thegovanator
10-27-2009, 07:09 AM
It's in line DAMMIT not on line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/rage
ilovemyhonda.
10-27-2009, 07:14 AM
oh whatever...i call it what i want ta call it.
Elbow
10-27-2009, 07:19 AM
So you got into a middle school fight in a Wal Mart. Cool.
ilovemyhonda.
10-27-2009, 07:23 AM
She started it lulz
i had no idea,it was like that
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