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YoungDro
10-25-2009, 12:59 AM
a bear an a rabbit are taking a shit in the forest, and the bears asks the rabbit "dont you hate it when you get shit in your fur?" the rabbit replies "never had it happen." so the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass.












What happend when a jew with a boner walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose hahahahahahahahaa










Michael Jackson was see at Wal-Mart last weekend... He heard little boys' pants were half-off...
punkr6
10-25-2009, 01:25 AM
i got one, KILL YOUR SELF
Donati03gt
10-25-2009, 01:25 AM
i loled
YoungDro
10-25-2009, 01:25 AM
Got a gun?
quickdodgeŽ
10-25-2009, 01:28 AM
Your post was very misleading from the onset. The title of this thread stated, "funny jokes." To the average English speaking person, this would lead to the conclusion that there were indeed, good-humored gags held within. Upon entering into this hopeful thread of alleged laughter I was immediately overwhelmed with a joke not only older than Moses himself, but about as guffaw inducing as rectal cancer. I skimmed down to the the second of these perilous puns only to have to dismiss my hope of a nice hearty laugh as I realized that this one was about as predictable as ice in Alaska. So as I journeyed down to what I was hoping would be a grand finale, I prepared myself for yet another ill attempt at humor. Self-preparation was not necessary as after the first two words, Michael and Jackson, were read, I stopped and wiped away the tears. Tears from crying as I had hoped to at least get a chuckle out of the three dastardly, deplorable drollery.

Nice try, though. Later, QD.
punkr6
10-25-2009, 01:32 AM
lol, QD. you laying down a lot of words tonight, especially for this weak of an attempt of jokes..
quickdodgeŽ
10-25-2009, 01:33 AM
I had to save. Lolol. Later, QD.
01CDMLUDER
10-25-2009, 10:13 AM
Those are about as funny as this one

Why did the moth go to the psychologist?.... Because the light was on..


Lame
PROŽ
10-25-2009, 12:14 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/SSGLeLwVZuI/AAAAAAAAEAI/NNCdtoLP2yM/s400/not_funny.jpg
TheGodfather
10-25-2009, 01:27 PM
Where are the jokes that bring the lulz?
roxie911
10-25-2009, 02:17 PM
Those are about as funny as this one

Why did the moth go to the psychologist?.... Because the light was on..


Lame

I don't get it :thinking:
punkr6
10-25-2009, 05:06 PM
I don't get it :thinking:

not worth getting, i assure you...
roxie911
10-25-2009, 05:40 PM
not worth getting, i assure you...

I know, but I'm still curious :D
FAM0U5
10-25-2009, 05:45 PM
I know, but I'm still curious :D

that gets you into trouble
bdydrpdmazda
10-25-2009, 05:46 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/SSGLeLwVZuI/AAAAAAAAEAI/NNCdtoLP2yM/s400/not_funny.jpg

this post is funny
roxie911
10-25-2009, 05:48 PM
that gets you into trouble

I'm always getting in to trouble. I work in a medicinal marijuana shop for crying out loud. I'm surrounded by trouble LOL
punkr6
10-25-2009, 05:50 PM
I'm always getting in to trouble. I work in a medicinal marijuana shop for crying out loud. I'm surrounded by trouble LOL

TMI...stfu
antiv6
10-25-2009, 05:50 PM
http://www.realfreewebsites.com/blog/img/fail2.jpg
punkr6
10-25-2009, 05:52 PM
http://www.realfreewebsites.com/blog/img/fail2.jpg

lol, i be reping you when I can...
roxie911
10-25-2009, 05:52 PM
TMI...stfu

:cry:
punkr6
10-25-2009, 05:52 PM
:cry:

i was J/K...
Echonova
10-25-2009, 05:53 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/2cxdyyb.png
punkr6
10-25-2009, 05:54 PM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/2cxdyyb.png

madtv ftw...
roxie911
10-25-2009, 05:55 PM
madtv ftw...


FAIL!!

That was SNL, sweetie.
punkr6
10-25-2009, 06:10 PM
FAIL!!

That was SNL, sweetie.

either or, I watch both as often as I can....;)
roxie911
10-25-2009, 06:42 PM
either or, I watch both as often as I can....;)

SNL>MadTV :yes:
punkr6
10-25-2009, 06:45 PM
SNL>MadTV :yes:

No way.....You must be a liberal ?
uproot
10-25-2009, 06:46 PM
No way.....You must be a liberal ?

No, SNL just has better writers... :D
roxie911
10-25-2009, 06:50 PM
No, SNL just has better writers... :D

OFT :goodjob::goodjob::goodjob:
punkr6
10-25-2009, 06:52 PM
No, SNL just has better writers... :D

I like madtv better, but i'm kinda twisted myself...