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Hundo®
10-15-2009, 11:48 AM
That's what it smelled like in the gas staion convenience store I randomly went into last night. Like a thousand people who just got finished playing 3 hours of full court basketball all bent over doggiestyle in a hot, humid "ass room". http://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/icon16.gif

I don't know what it was, but it was like someone left a gallon of cottage cheese out in the sun for 6 days and they put it under the counter. I literally wrinkled my nose when I walked in, but the clerk seemed perfectly fine with it. I did notice that he was extra friendly and talkative. Like his excessive conversation was going to cover the smell of booty death in his establishment. http://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/icon16.gif
BluesClues
10-15-2009, 12:00 PM
LMAO @ booty death!
Sammich
10-15-2009, 12:01 PM
I DONT KNOW WHO U ARE, BUT YOUR Z IS DAMN SEXY
Ziptied
10-15-2009, 12:03 PM
EWWWWWWWWWWWX0RZ.
DB4LYFE ™
10-15-2009, 12:04 PM
lol

~DB4LYFE
VQ35 Star
10-15-2009, 12:11 PM
looks like kayfunk's z?
Sammich
10-15-2009, 12:12 PM
EL OH EL
Hundo®
10-15-2009, 12:16 PM
looks like kayfunk's z?


:yes:
Ed
10-15-2009, 12:17 PM
all i wanna know is where the fuck is xxbckiexx now that kayfunk is back?
Hundo®
10-15-2009, 12:19 PM
all i wanna know is where the fuck is xxbckiexx now that kayfunk is back?


***** posted today in streetspeeds thread. take a look
Njobe
10-15-2009, 12:22 PM
lol
Hundo®
10-15-2009, 12:23 PM
lol

check reps. gogogog.
Ed
10-15-2009, 12:24 PM
check reps. gogogog.

*checks Njobe's reps*
Njobe
10-15-2009, 12:24 PM
check reps. gogogog.
check yours
VQ35 Star
10-15-2009, 12:24 PM
I love how that rear wheel/tire is sitting on your Z! specs?
Njobe
10-15-2009, 12:25 PM
*checks Njobe's reps*
lol that should be some sort of violation :ninja:
Ed
10-15-2009, 12:25 PM
check reps. gogogog.

:eek: really? thanks for the clarification
Hundo®
10-15-2009, 12:26 PM
:eek: really? thanks for the clarification

check your own reps bitch boy
Hundo®
10-15-2009, 12:26 PM
I love how that rear wheel/tire is sitting on your Z! specs?


Volk GT-S 19x11.5 285/30??/19. I rode my motorcycle into work today, or id go check for you.
VQ35 Star
10-15-2009, 12:27 PM
offset? what you need 11.5s for?!!?! god damn lol
Echonova
10-15-2009, 12:28 PM
Haji owned store I'm guessing...
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k161/americancarnage/Jonny-quest-1980s.jpg
Hundo®
10-15-2009, 12:30 PM
offset? what you need 11.5s for?!!?! god damn lol


i dont remember the offset. 11.5s look gangster. what else would i get them for?!
VQ35 Star
10-15-2009, 12:31 PM
haha
Hundo®
10-15-2009, 12:32 PM
Haji owned store I'm guessing...
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k161/americancarnage/Jonny-quest-1980s.jpg


LOLOL

Nah man, I'm tolerant of the "natural scent" of other cultures. This here smelled like roadkill.
Echonova
10-15-2009, 12:36 PM
LOLOL

Nah man, I'm tolerant of the "natural scent" of other cultures. This here smelled like roadkill.Damn... I'm in and out of gas stations all day long because of my job (environmental remediation) and I have never gotten used to the smell of curry, no deodorant and feet mixed together. I thought you might have been exaggerating with the title. That must have been horrific.:no:
VQ35 Star
10-15-2009, 12:37 PM
so which gas station? so we dont get our noses violated.
Hundo®
10-15-2009, 12:39 PM
Damn... I'm in and out of gas stations all day long because of my job (environmental remediation) and I have never gotten used to the smell of curry, no deodorant and feet mixed together. I thought you might have been exaggerating with the title. That must have been horrific.:no:


yea dude, it was beyond fucking horrific. i about shot myself on sight.