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Nerdsrock22

10-13-2009, 02:24 PM

Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/10/500x_Prombron_Red_Diamond.jpg

1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.
And, of course, of course -
THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.

BluesClues

10-13-2009, 02:30 PM

That shit is hideous! Who would buy such a ridiculous car?

Total_Blender

10-13-2009, 02:36 PM

On that background, the guy in the middle is Vladmir Lenin, and the guy on the right is Leon Trotsky. The guy on the left is Tsar Nicholas II. I'm not exactly sure what any of these guys have to do with this ugly monstrosity of a vehicle, nor am I sure why they put all these famous Russians on there and left out Peter the Great. :screwy:

The only thing I do know for sure is that car culture in Russia is fucking wierd as fuck.

http://englishrussia.com/images/dnepropetrovsk/1.jpg

Yeah, thats a fucking tombstone of a guy in a Scarface pose next to his Daewoo.

Nerdsrock22

10-13-2009, 02:39 PM

A little write-up of the regular version:

Definitely one of the most remarkble cars at the Top Marques Monaco show this year is the Dartz Kombat T98, or in short the Kombat. This Russian build SUV ‘tank’ can withstand bullets from AK-47’s and even rocket propelled grenades easily. With heavy steel plated doors and 7cm thick windows it’s not the fastest car shown in Monaco but it does stand out from the crowd.

The Kombat is powered by a 8,1 liter Vortec V8, good for a top speed of 180 km/h. The price for this indestructible monster truck? 200.000 dollar! Needless to say you need a truck license to drive it, although we still have to find the first cop that dares to pull you over…d

And this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vxmesV5A3o&feature=player_embedded) explains everything.

DUBSf22c

10-13-2009, 02:45 PM

http://www.gtspirit.com/wp-content/gallery/dartz_kombat_t68/kombat-001.jpg
http://www.gtspirit.com/wp-content/gallery/dartz_kombat_t68/kombat-005.jpg

SHHHH

10-13-2009, 02:46 PM

I actually like it:cheers:.........

You had me at whale penis:gay:

Dirty Octopus™

10-13-2009, 02:48 PM

holy balls thats odd :eek:

AltimaCharlie

10-13-2009, 02:55 PM

I wonder how many whale penis' exactly went into 1 truck? Just 1, whales have big dicks!

Nerdsrock22

10-13-2009, 03:03 PM

holy balls thats odd :eek:

Not sure if swagger?

blown_ss

10-13-2009, 03:47 PM

and this is what that whalewars show is about. lol.

VQ35 Star

10-13-2009, 03:58 PM

and this is what that whalewars show is about. lol.

lol

5speed

10-13-2009, 04:09 PM

It looks like a Transformer! I dont know about anyone else but I wouldnt feel to comfortable riding a whale penis lol

Glides

10-13-2009, 04:14 PM

That shit is hideous! Who would buy such a ridiculous car?

Lol you must be joking. I'd drive that all over the place. I can promise you that each and ever one of those limited editions, however many they decide to make, is gone already. The ultra rich are odd people. There are probably 50 of them running around Dubai right now.

I love it.

Ruststang

10-13-2009, 04:16 PM

All of the climate controls and 4x4 selector is out of a gmc envoy or chevy trailblazer.

darkshadow

10-13-2009, 04:18 PM

think of what you could do with that thing : ) its basicly a street Tank..

EJ25RUN

10-13-2009, 04:20 PM

Russian cars fail so hard since communism fell.

MikeDubs

10-13-2009, 04:43 PM

think of how many jacked up trucks you could crush with that. teach them for tailgating my civic

kfzemx3

10-13-2009, 06:27 PM

For the man with a small penis, we have the whale penis package, don't worry sir, she'll be sitting on a fat one harr harr harr...

BluesClues

10-13-2009, 06:32 PM

It doesn't even look real. That shit is just plain crazy! Rich people can't find something better to spend their money on?

bonezMTA

10-13-2009, 06:35 PM

im not sure if i want to sit on a whales penis lol

VooDooXII

10-13-2009, 06:44 PM

Nice...what does it run on, diced bald eagles?

Nerdsrock22

10-13-2009, 06:49 PM

Nice...what does it run on, diced bald eagles?

LOL at that.

But I've got no reps left. :(

Total_Blender

10-13-2009, 06:55 PM

Nice...what does it run on, diced bald eagles?

Only the finest Afghan Heroin.

That shit is hideous! Who would buy such a ridiculous car?

Young Russian nouveau-riche gangsters. Which is a surprisingly large demographic, because of the rampant organized crime... particularly in the heroin trade.

The young people over there have a fascination with American gangster culture, so much so that they have their tombstones festooned with so much gaudy Miami Vice and Scarface imagery the tackiest flea-market airbrush artist would cringe (see my post above). :lmfao:

http://www.craphound.com/images/mafiyehtomb.jpg

BluesClues

10-13-2009, 07:07 PM

Only the finest Afghan Heroin.

Young Russian nouveau-riche gangsters. Which is a surprisingly large demographic, because of the rampant organized crime... particularly in the heroin trade.

The young people over there have a fascination with American gangster culture, so much so that they have their tombstones festooned with so much gaudy Miami Vice and Scarface imagery the tackiest flea-market airbrush artist would cringe (see my post above). :lmfao:

http://www.craphound.com/images/mafiyehtomb.jpg
Oh wow!!!! Speechless

Nerdsrock22

10-13-2009, 07:11 PM

http://www.allebach.com/jef/saturn-tombstone.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3109/2423400916_ac19b76912.jpg

http://englishrussia.com/images/dnepropetrovsk/3.jpg

VooDooXII

10-13-2009, 07:17 PM

Really though, that's such an obnoxiously vulgar car...there's something very appealing in that.

Reminds me of the Conquest Knight XV. This one's allllll American baby.

http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2009/bc/2009-Conquest-Knight-XV-Side-Angle-1024x768.jpg
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2009/bc/2009-Conquest-Knight-XV-Rear-Angle-1024x768.jpg

Hummer H2? Get the fawk outta here.
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/attachments/international-automotive-scene/138742-knight-xv-armoured-biofuel-suv-knight.jpg

Nerdsrock22

10-13-2009, 07:20 PM

The H2 looks so cute!

That thing is serious bad azz.

BluesClues

10-13-2009, 07:22 PM

Looks like a fucking TANK!

sierra

10-13-2009, 08:02 PM

I like it a lot.

VooDooXII

10-13-2009, 08:12 PM

The H2 looks so cute!

That thing is serious bad azz.

I just found that picture when I made that post...never had an idea of how big it actually was when I first saw pictures of it. I was thinking F-350 size. :thinking:

Really is MASSIVE though...hah, I'd enjoy having one of those.

1MP0RTL0V3R

10-13-2009, 08:39 PM

I would so rock the hell out of that

jnv255

10-13-2009, 09:09 PM

.blank cd

10-13-2009, 09:46 PM

Whale Penis....

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/4/2/c42dd916e3c28bdd75e3849cf83df9ce.jpg

Total_Blender

10-13-2009, 10:00 PM

I had no idea about the size of that sumbitch, I just thought it was built on the same platform as the H2. Damn...

Can the weak-ass Russian steel I'm sure they used in constructing that behemoth even support that much weight? :lmfao:

I see cues in the styling that go back to Russian armored trucks from WWI and WWII...

http://photofile.ru/photo/netimofey/2974279/large/106964960.jpg

http://packardinfo.com/xoops/html/uploads/newbb/226_48f402cbdd4de.jpg