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BluesClues
10-11-2009, 01:12 PM
So as I am laying here on my couch, I hear the kids out front kicking the soccer ball around as usual (just checking to see if they hit my car and fuck it up I will fuck up their parent's wallet). So I see this older lady walking by talking to the kids. One of the little boys say "what did that old lady say" while she was standing right there. The lady chuckled and repeated back "old lady!" She grabbed the soccer ball (I guess to show them how old she really is) and kicked it down the street for the little boy to go catch. :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
I found this shit to be hilarious!

Do you all have any stories?
SicStang03
10-11-2009, 01:16 PM
no way!
95alty
10-11-2009, 01:34 PM
Lol i got one. Went back to my old neighborhood and the kids were playing basketball. I was like " hey lil man let me see the ball " and the little fucker grabbed his balls and was like "see deez nuts *****" and started giggling. I ran over there and choked the shit out of him lol
Echonova
10-11-2009, 01:36 PM
One time I was banging this 13yr old chick and she said... errrrr... ~looks for Chris Hanson~ Maybe I shouldn't tell this story.



Move along.
alpine_aw11
10-11-2009, 01:45 PM
My friends 3 year old now refers to himself as big pimpin, but I MIGHT have had a hand in that. Maybe.
BluesClues
10-11-2009, 03:08 PM
Lol i got one. Went back to my old neighborhood and the kids were playing basketball. I was like " hey lil man let me see the ball " and the little fucker grabbed his balls and was like "see deez nuts *****" and started giggling. I ran over there and choked the shit out of him lol
:lmfao:
BluesClues
10-11-2009, 03:09 PM
When I worked in this daycare, I taught one of the kids I was keeping to say peace up A-town down shawty everyday when she left lol
Friggintitsman
10-11-2009, 04:34 PM
How many welfare babies you have there BC?
BluesClues
10-11-2009, 11:48 PM
How many welfare babies you have there BC?
I don't know. :???:
Sammich
10-12-2009, 09:24 AM
repost
Slomaro Z28
10-12-2009, 09:38 AM
We were in subway, an older man walked in. My 3 year old girl, in her monster voice, said "Hey there Paw-Paw"
xxbckiexx
10-12-2009, 09:52 AM
no way!

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
xxbckiexx
10-12-2009, 09:53 AM
When I worked in this daycare, I taught one of the kids I was keeping to say peace up A-town down shawty everyday when she left lol


you should be fucking murdered.
87 Turbo II
10-12-2009, 01:32 PM
you should be fucking murdered.

X2, now I won't trust day cares when I have a child, teaching my kids to be all ghetto.
BluesClues
10-12-2009, 02:20 PM
repost
You are on here often enough to know that huh? :rolleyes:
BluesClues
10-12-2009, 02:21 PM
X2, now I won't trust day cares when I have a child, teaching my kids to be all ghetto.
Because this is something that can be learned :lmfao:
Friggintitsman
10-13-2009, 12:16 AM
you should be fucking murdered.


Agreed maybe you should teach them something they will use in life like how to divide an 8 ball of coke.
lanning
10-13-2009, 12:18 AM
this girl i hungout with a few years ago had a daughter and she would call her mom a butt slut, it was always funny as hell
.gauge.
10-13-2009, 12:18 AM
Agreed maybe you should teach them something they will use in life like how to divide an 8 ball of coke.


Hahaha, reps.