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SicStang03
10-10-2009, 08:13 PM
Pretty random. So you go somewhere with a girl and you open the car door for her, close the door and proceeds to enter the car from your door. What are you thinking while you're getting to your door??
The Youngn
10-10-2009, 08:14 PM
"Damn I'm a loser"
uproot
10-10-2009, 08:16 PM
"I hope I remembered to unplug the iron this morning."
SicStang03
10-10-2009, 08:22 PM
"I hope this rash on my bawls goes away before tonight"
Revmaynard
10-10-2009, 08:25 PM
''What was her name again?"
Catnip
10-10-2009, 08:27 PM
"I wonder if i am going to be getting poon tonight."


-Evan

(Bri on Evan's account)
bonezMTA
10-10-2009, 08:27 PM
''What was her name again?"

"i swear she looked skinnier in the pics she sent me"
SloWRX
10-10-2009, 08:28 PM
"i swear she looked skinnier in the pics she sent me"

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s238/bradly2795/lol_wut.jpg
SicStang03
10-10-2009, 08:29 PM
"I wonder if i am going to be getting poon tonight."


-Evan

(Bri on Evan's account)

you really didn't have to tell... we already knew. Guys know they are getting laid if they open the door for their date.
punkr6
10-10-2009, 09:07 PM
how the hell am i gonna get rid of this bitch, without looseing half my shit.
.blank cd
10-10-2009, 09:10 PM
I hope I closed the door tight. I dont wanna drive down the road and hear the door ajar beep
STRteg
10-10-2009, 09:12 PM
damn I hope the extra weight in my car doesnt make it scrape...shoulda got those new shocks going through my apartment complex later is going to hurt
On_Her_Face
10-10-2009, 09:28 PM
I have to dooo dooo.
Double_0_Rusty
10-10-2009, 09:38 PM
Ima gettin laid tonight, fa sho! Self high five!!!!
Slow Motion
10-10-2009, 09:39 PM
Damn did I leave my keys in the car with her...Oh shit.


^^^when I had a car.
jhadleyh
10-10-2009, 09:39 PM
^^^can i join rusty.....i got put on the couch tonight
Double_0_Rusty
10-10-2009, 09:41 PM
^^^can i join rusty.....i got put on the couch tonight

HAHAHAHAHAHHA you can film....just sayin, better hurry up Im leaving for her house in 3 mins.
jhadleyh
10-10-2009, 09:43 PM
aight ill be there in a sec
Black4DrEK
10-10-2009, 09:50 PM
"this bitch better reach over and unlock MY door"

I hate when they just sit there and Make you unlock your door! lol

no keyless entry FTL!
smoknlegend
10-10-2009, 10:27 PM
"this bitch better reach over and unlock MY door"

I hate when they just sit there and Make you unlock your door! lol

no keyless entry FTL!

Fuckin IA not allowing embedding in the whoreslounge. ARGH: The door test from "A Bronx Tale"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lNNUl9jrzw
jhadleyh
10-10-2009, 10:27 PM
Uhh dude wtf did you just post lol
40th GT
10-10-2009, 10:28 PM
I wonder what she's thinkin.
smoknlegend
10-10-2009, 10:29 PM
Uhh dude wtf did you just post lol

FIXED........
bonezMTA
10-10-2009, 10:29 PM
Fuckin IA not allowing embedding in the whoreslounge. ARGH: The door test from "A Bronx Tale"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lNNUl9jrzw

lol great vid to go along with the topic :goodjob:
Kasper
10-10-2009, 10:34 PM
"i wonder if shes wearing boy shorts!" "and i wonder if i turn the bass up if she'll develop a wetness problem!"
§treet_§peed
10-11-2009, 12:55 PM
"I wish this night was over so I could already be railing her pussy."
Kevykev
10-11-2009, 01:59 PM
Fuckin IA not allowing embedding in the whoreslounge. ARGH: The door test from "A Bronx Tale"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lNNUl9jrzw



wow, my wife passed that test years ago when she was just the girl I knew.

Interesting!
ATL_EG
10-11-2009, 02:27 PM
"don't trip, don't trip, don't trip, don... FUCK!"
Lurker
10-11-2009, 02:39 PM
I hope she ain't bleed'in.

Once I close her door it is the perfect oppertunity to get out all farts in the short walk around the car. Then you have to stall so you don't carry that shit smell in when you open the door and sit down. Walk around the car kick'in tires checking tire pressure. Lol
BluesClues
10-11-2009, 03:00 PM
I hope she ain't bleed'in.

Once I close her door it is the perfect oppertunity to get out all farts in the short walk around the car. Then you have to stall so you don't carry that shit smell in when you open the door and sit down. Walk around the car kick'in tires checking tire pressure. Lol
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
I can so picture some dude doing that too!
BluesClues
10-11-2009, 03:01 PM
"So do I tell her I have AIDS ahead of time or do I wait and let my doctor send her a letter in the mail?"


I keed I keed!
jhadleyh
10-11-2009, 03:02 PM
"I wish this night was over so I could already be railing her pussy."



x10000000000000:D
Friggintitsman
10-11-2009, 03:03 PM
"By morning I'll need an ejector seat installed"
95alty
10-11-2009, 03:04 PM
" I hope she know we rollin dutch tonight, Ima eat when i get home"
imperception
10-11-2009, 03:04 PM
I'm thinking "I hope she appreciates some chivalry." As most say, chivalry has died for most.
BluesClues
10-11-2009, 03:06 PM
I'm thinking "I hope she appreciates some chivalry." As most say, chivalry has died for most.
Awwww that was sweet ;)
imperception
10-11-2009, 03:14 PM
Awwww that was sweet ;)

I'm old school, what can I say lol.
Friggintitsman
10-11-2009, 03:20 PM
Most of my dates ride in the trunk

http://www.specialwarfaresolutions.com/images/woman%20kidnap%20victim.jpg
imperception
10-11-2009, 03:21 PM
Most of my dates ride in the trunk

http://www.specialwarfaresolutions.com/images/woman%20kidnap%20victim.jpg

please at least give her a bottle of water?
Friggintitsman
10-11-2009, 03:23 PM
please at least give her a bottle of water?

Of course how else am I supposed to slip her the rufies?
imperception
10-11-2009, 03:24 PM
Of course how else am I supposed to slip her the rufies?

oh hell, I thought that was done BEFORE I put her in teh trunk...THAT'S what I've been doing wrong...

Hey thanks for that mate! :cheers:
Friggintitsman
10-11-2009, 03:26 PM
oh hell, I thought that was done BEFORE I put her in teh trunk...THAT'S what I've been doing wrong...

Hey thanks for that mate! :cheers:

Lawd no. It's much more arousing to abduct them while they are fully aware. You give them the water and pretend to sympathize, to earn their trust.
imperception
10-11-2009, 03:27 PM
Lawd no. It's much more arousing to abduct them while they are fully aware. You give them the water and pretend to sympathize, to earn their trust.

is taking notes, please continue Obi Wan
Friggintitsman
10-11-2009, 03:28 PM
Any more and we have motive... possibly intent. lulz
imperception
10-11-2009, 03:30 PM
Any more and we have motive... possibly intent. lulz

no occifer :police:, I dunno how she got in da crunk? she must have slipped mate?
Julio
10-11-2009, 08:27 PM
Opening the door?

hmmm.. Dont know about all that.
87 Turbo II
10-11-2009, 08:47 PM
"I hope this gentleman bullshit is enough to make her agree to anal."
imperception
10-11-2009, 08:51 PM
"I hope this gentleman bullshit is enough to make her agree to anal."

LULZ.... :idb:
Elbow
10-11-2009, 08:53 PM
Pretty random. So you go somewhere with a girl and you open the car door for her, close the door and proceeds to enter the car from your door. What are you thinking while you're getting to your door??

"Shit, was that too corny?"
imperception
10-11-2009, 09:14 PM
"Shit, was that too corny?"

Simon mate, if she's worth anything, she knows it's respect. :goodjob:
BluesClues
10-12-2009, 12:07 AM
please at least give her a bottle of water?
Kind and considerate! :goodjob: lol
teh bri
10-12-2009, 11:50 AM
you really didn't have to tell... we already knew. Guys know they are getting laid if they open the door for their date.


:lmfao: