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HalfBaked
10-10-2009, 06:36 PM
...and I was wondering what do they do with the balls after they remove them?
ATL_EG
10-10-2009, 06:37 PM
they make a delicious soup actually
BKgen®
10-10-2009, 06:37 PM
They usually go straight into the garbage, unless they're being sent off for biopsy or something.


Why, you grillin' out tonight?
jhadleyh
10-10-2009, 06:38 PM
fry them and feed them to your dog
Revmaynard
10-10-2009, 06:38 PM
Of course you would.
HalfBaked
10-10-2009, 06:39 PM
They usually go straight into the garbage, unless they're being sent off for biopsy or something.


Why, you grillin' out tonight?
I know the trash cans I'd be dumpster diving if I was homeless then!
JJSPEC Racing
10-10-2009, 06:39 PM
They play ping pong with em!
-EnVus-
10-10-2009, 06:40 PM
they donate them to him for eyes
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u274/failtefailte/UglyDog3.gif
D3UC3S
10-10-2009, 07:19 PM
i had my dogs bronzed....fucking dope ass centerpeice!
HalfBaked
10-10-2009, 07:20 PM
I was going to see if they'd give me his balls so I could be awesome and hang them off of my trailer hitch on my lifted truck.
D3UC3S
10-10-2009, 07:22 PM
i hate that damn cone they have to wear...that shit hurts when they run into you at full speed.

funny as hell tho when they get stuck b/c the cone! lots o' lulz
HalfBaked
10-10-2009, 07:23 PM
He didn't get a cone.

He hasn't even really tried to bite at his stitches.
D3UC3S
10-10-2009, 07:26 PM
He didn't get a cone.

He hasn't even really tried to bite at his stitches.

mine tore them out the first night...it was fuked up...had to go back and get stapled....hes a retard and im pretty sure he smokes crack too.
uproot
10-10-2009, 07:26 PM
I wonder why they call it "fixed" if it was already working properly...
HalfBaked
10-10-2009, 07:27 PM
I know right.

His shit wasn't broken til now.

The worst thing is his medicine gives him gas.

He seriously farts out toxins.
uproot
10-10-2009, 07:29 PM
is he all fucked up? we had my cat fix.... er, broken, and he was fucked up all night from pain killers i suppose. literally falling over and running into walls...
D3UC3S
10-10-2009, 07:29 PM
I know right.

His shit wasn't broken til now.

The worst thing is his medicine gives him gas.

He seriously farts out toxins.

aaahahahahahaha
D3UC3S
10-10-2009, 07:31 PM
the sedatives they gave mine didn't work...he just farted too...im glad someone else experienced those...lol
HalfBaked
10-10-2009, 07:31 PM
is he all fucked up? we had my cat fix.... er, broken, and he was fucked up all night from pain killers i suppose. literally falling over and running into walls...
He was the first day.

When I went to the vet to pick him up he got excited and peed all over the floor for seriously 60 seconds.

Then when I got him home he jumped out of the car and peed for another 40 seconds.

Where it all came from I have no idea, I didn't give him any water for 12 hours leading up to it.
Repiks
10-10-2009, 07:34 PM
A good friend of mine worked at a horse barn, and whenever they had to fix the male horses, they would see if they could sling them over the barn roof.

Pretty gross.
uproot
10-10-2009, 07:35 PM
lol, you time your dogs piss
HalfBaked
10-10-2009, 07:38 PM
lol, you time your dogs piss
It is an estimate.

But a good one.
JITB
10-10-2009, 07:59 PM
they donate them to fags like u, so that you all can practice ball gurgling.
Arm&hammer
10-10-2009, 08:49 PM
they burn them and their balls turn into stars.
bonezMTA
10-10-2009, 08:52 PM
they make jaw breakers out of them (happy, i wrote correct now)
Justin.
10-10-2009, 08:54 PM
He was the first day.

When I went to the vet to pick him up he got excited and peed all over the floor for seriously 60 seconds.

Then when I got him home he jumped out of the car and peed for another 40 seconds.

Where it all came from I have no idea, I didn't give him any water for 12 hours leading up to it.

My dog did the same thing, I was wondering the same thing.